₦airaland Forum

Curious345:
Hello guys..

Happening right now. I just chewed a fat healthy Coackroach. It was hidden inside the full spoon load of beans I just scooped and gulped now.

I only later started feeling the aftertaste of Coackroach after some 2seconds later.

Please what do I do?

Any drug I can drink to forestall any Impending negative scenario?

if this is true, I believed by now you ought to have started vomiting because of certain substance in the body of cockroaches that naturally activates your reflex to thrown up if and when mistakenly swallowed.

Wallahi! if we reach heaven na me go first slap this man called buhari

Lovilla:
give your opinion Mr Man

It doesnt matter if its me or my sister.

try to learn how to prepare delicious meal from your maid before you send her away or else the history will repeat itself when you get a new maid or your hubby will be collecting takeaway packs from the maid even if she is no longer with you

What do you expect at this moment ? They are all looking for cheap political patronages and appointments , few months from now they would be back on social media to condem the same people they are canvasing for especially when they are scheme out in the sharing of the juicy appointments.

Let him come home first, after all no place like home,your domestic wahala is waiting for you , police and EFCC are looking for you, now you're adding obidients movements join , come home if dem you well

Ireportlive:





SMH a supporter of 62 years old Peter Obi APGA, PDP is telling Southwesterners not to support Old Politician?!

Is Seyi Makinde, Ibikunle Amosun, Ambode and Baba Tunde Raji Fashola not to Talk of Bola Ahmed Tinubu not better than Peter Obi the failure 3rd class Philosophy graduate who got impeached not once but twice for his failure to develop Anambra rather than saving in a bank that traded the money

Only a complete Lunatic like the idiot constituting nuisance in the plane would get decieved by all these rhetorics

Renew hope Manifesto detailed Tinubu's financial plans

Tinubu is well trusted in increasing local IGR

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I've screenshot and saved this your message ,waiting for the time you will start complaining about the tinubu maladministration and I will help paste your comments below it... It will soon dawn on you that a third class graduate with valid results is better than a fake Chicago University graduate of any grade..... Just like a fighting dog is better than a dead Lion.

Drealman20:
Hope right personality is not obi the fraud sha?

learn to vote wisely....

Drealman20:
The Nigerian government has made it worse by not investigating how recruitment is being done in most public organisations... The same set of Nigerians that God miraculously gave a Job after so many struggles will be the same person to be selling Job slots in govt agency to other fellow Nigerians. I saw a guy post on nairaland about anyone interested in Junior Cadres of NDLEA.. He is apparently a staff in the agency and he want to sell other peoples slot for money... This means people who are competent will be denied of the job and they will sell it to incompetent ones..

I had to message him on whatsapp and this guy told me I will have to pay 500k . 500k for a Waec applicant, so how much will BSc pay? Maybe 1m to 1.5m. Who are these people selling govt jobs to the citizens? Are we supposed to pay for government jobs before we can be employed again...

I had to screenshot his message before he started deleting bcox I told him that he is doing wrong.. Nigerians, what is wrong with us? Why can't we do thing as it should be done? Why do we like taking advantage of people's situations..?

This is the nairalander below




This is to notify most of you applying for govt job, please just forget it.. It is not that you are not qualified, your fellow Nigerians have connided to sell your job to the people that can offer money.... Both senior and junior staffs are in these wicked act.

See screenshot below

this is what you get and will continue to get till you start voting for the right personalities into every political post

Buddha3:
(S)elections are over. Their desired candidates have been imposed on the masses. Yet I still can't understand why APC are still on a propaganda rampage against Peter Obi and his candidacy.

You people claimed Bola Tinubu has won the elections, so why is it so hard for all of you to kick back, stretch and savor your supposed victory?

You have pushed the sarcastic rhetoric that if the man is not satisfied with the outcome of the electoral processes, he should seek redress in court. He has acquiesced to your request, yet you folks are still all up in the media cooking up one story or the other to malign his person. To what end?

This right here, goes beyond politicking. This is sheer hatred and outright wickedness, and while y'all are doing your macabre dance of mediocrity, y'all better be careful to make certain nothing happens to Peter Obi. I'm not Igbo, but even the most senseless idiot walking the earth will know that, that's going to be undoing of this transactional contraption of a country.

They are simply using the same old tactics of divide and rule , they were shocked to see the way and manners Peter obi and the obidients movements ( both Christians and Muslims ) were able to shaked and demolished some of the age long political structures of this politicians , they rightly knew that if the movement continue in one voice they will soon over run Nigeria and seize the political power in nearest future so one of the ways to do this is to divide them along religious lines using AI generated cloned voices to propagate religious hatred.

PotatoSalad:
You should be more informed.. someone can make your voice read a 60 page novel by just using AI to sample a few seconds of you talking.
Nigerians should know about this generative AI. Cos tomorrow you might see photo of peter obi doing something shady, without knowing it was generated by Midjourney AI and you'll jump on the accusation train like sheep. Learn to use your phone well. It's not always twitter and Instagram. Be informed

honestly people ignorance are being explore by the politicians and their propaganda machineries every day, I now understand why they preferred giving the Nigerian youths half baked education and keep sending their children and wards abroad for fantastic education.

Any rookie AI enthusiast can do this even far better than this ,the cloned voices are AI generated but unfortunately it's going to be use to fool some people that are not TECH enthusiastic,.... Go to YouTube and search how to generate or cloned someone voices to say what you like/ want , it there till forever.

He has admitted to being a baboon so what do you expect from a baboon?

BuhariAdvocate:
13k daily for parks? how much they are making daily? However I believe that this is a fake news.

. Stop believing go back and watch the video then back to modify your Thomas's principle

Is only the Igbo drivers that will pay the 13k, Yoruba drivers should not worry there's a special arrangement for them to be paying 1k daily, eko oni baje oo obaje ti

nikky5:
I have been wondering what are the offences of the president elect that has made all kinds of human beings in Nigeria to hurl abuses at him. Currently, he is the most abused person in Nigeria today.

No nation abuses their presidents and public office holders in the world like Nigerians do.

Recently, Tinubu confessed that he no longer read the social media because of the way Nigerians abuses him. What has he done to warrant those derogatory insults like a thief, druggie etc. What did he steal and which court convicted him of stealing?

Some of these folks who abuse Tinubu come from regions where they have no respect for their elders. Many of them have never seen Tinubu nor had any interaction with him yet, they hurl abuses on someone's husband and father. Can they allow their fathers to be insulted this way?

Some go to the extent of accusing of stealing a mandate that belongs to another political gladiator without prove.

I strongly believe that someday Providence will vindicate Asiwaju. I have a good upbringing just like any omoluabi not to insult elders or accuse them falsely.

I believe that God will use Tinubu to change our narrative in this country. Then those abuses will have boomeranged effects.

Tinubu and elrufai introduced insults and abuse into Nigeria politics during good luck Jonathan's administration, are you familiar with words like Clueless , drunkard etc

Why are you guys jittery over the list nah, are this people not Stout supporters of Asiwaju bola Ahmed? The OP omitted some of the list, let me quickly add it : information - Lie Mohammed, chairman of NDLEA : your guess is as good as mine

:The monthly payment of the slave Master must complete nah ,how else you want him to recoup back all the money he used in settling the gullibles? ,
You won't just understand that this is just the beginning of many things to come, all those dole out and settlements here and there need to be recoup ,baba B T don spent too much for this elections we gat to get the money back.
Modified: why you think say obi no dey give shishi? Politics is like a business and the politicians are the investors for every 1k you collected as free money or inducement to vote, be prepare to pay back from your budget.

Enlarge the list to include the senators that collect wotowoto after mocking obi; senator Ekeremadu should top the list

Wainey:
Success is sexy and can seduce almost everyone.

My story is about my elder sister who is in a relationship with a man whose financial muscle is average by Nigerian standard, he and my sister are not legally married but they have a child.
Sometime in 2020, he supported her with about 200k with which she started a business and due to her entrepreneurial skills and drive, she was able to make some cash and made some cool cash.
Last year she found this other guy who was in the same business with her and does the business in large scale and is very rich.

They started dating and he told her he wants to marry her, he was madly in love with her and spends on her.
Now everyone in my family quickly got attached to him except my father who doesn't even flinch, he doesn't really care who she marries though and the wealth doesn't get into my father like it did to my mother and my two elder sisters.

When I heard about it, I expressed my displeasure about it cos I really felt her first guy has been there for her and what my family is doing is nothing but gold digging , ofcos except my dad

You can skip this paragraph below, it's just me praising myself, nothing else
Don't get me wrong, I like wealth and money but I don't lose my humanity over it, when I left school and got a job which pays just 35k, I was seduced to join my friends in cybercrime (Yahoo Yahoo), but I turned down the offer not because I do not like money, but the process doesn't entice me, there are other circumstances where I have have chosen my humanity over wealth, so u can say I am a proponent of anti-corruption.

So earlier this month, my sister asked me to help her deliver something to the guy, when I got to where he was, he told me he was building a house and that is his third house.
My friends, just by looking at the house, it could easily be worth around N70m to N100m,
Immediately, the hatred I have for him completely disappeared and I was full of admiration for such a young man in his early forties to be this successful and still be calm and cool headed.
Within myself, i began to see reasons why my sister should leave her former boyfriend and marry this new guy ASAP.

Omo ehn, success is attractive, I no go lie

now tell us what is the difference between you and your other family members except your dad of course? You're all gold diggers, you will appreciate this better if you put yourself in the shoe of the Young Man that supplied your ( after one ) sis with the initial capital of 200k.

sageb:
Basketmouth did AY wrong

how?

Pastor indeed! Happy hour pastor.

QuinModah:
Oga don't say what you don't know.

I think I should be telling you the above, military officers are transferred from one state to another without payment of their inconvenience allowances, it's all over social media how the officers were complaining of surcharges in the payment of their various allowances , some were even punished for having the gut to cry out on this anomalies, I have loads of friends serving in all these formations so I knew what I'm talking about , perhaps you're one of the few people benefitting from this type of things so I could understand why you're trembling at the mentioned of it.

LeoDeKing:
Tinubu is Yekini Ogunlere Amoda from Iragbiji.

He is also the Nigerian president elect.

we also don't have records of his academic qualifications

Oluwabash:
Clearly what these staff are bragging about is to be promoted without writing exams. Where on earth is that done? So you expect your children to get promoted from Pry 3 to Pry 4 without writing exams?

There has to be a change in how things are wrongly done. The old order has not helped this country to move forward. If there is one thing we should applaud, is the innovative side as of a right thinking man that will bring about development to the country.

Show competence in your duty and you will remain relevant. Display lackadaisical attitude or laziness and be booted out.

I don't think you read the article, pls go back and read again, this time slowly for easy compherension.

Things like this is very common with the military and paramilitary , nepotism, favouritsm, gross embezzlement of the allowances and sucharging in payment of arrears due to the officers, the problem became more pronounced under this administration because of the imbalance in the appointment of the Head of these MDAs and services.

Prostitute no dey shame

A slave that smiles when his fellow slave is being buried alive will soon face similar situation and his fellow will smile , karma is a potent law of nature.

Na today?

The children he was prostrating to beg before the election.

Lai wey no well

But that of oluomo should be celebrated?

Lp is leading with wide margin go and verify