₦airaland Forum

tayoccu:
@manmustwack
No wonder naijababe called u a potato

ok am a potato. Happy now?

Vieira:
Igi nu jina sori

Or in plain English we and Spuds no be mates at all at all.

We are your senior brother in all ways and you are the younger disrespectful sibling who will come to no good.

Count the accolades of each club and when you are done : MIND THE GAP!

At the present moment in time the gap is 7 points in premiership that we lead you by and tottenham hotspurs senior the arsenal by at least ten years.

Don't you remember when the arsenal used to be in south london in the woolwich arsenal area when you were wandering like nomads or gypsies from one place to another with no home to play una football?

Then you gypsies come seek asylum for our sacred north london turf and refuse to pay us rent for allowing you to stay . Now coz at times you win one or two more games than us una dey make noise.

We have been above you for over 90% of the season (and stand a good chance of winning the F.A. Cup ) and your still making noise. Wait until the season after the next season when you may stand a small chance of overtaking us before you make noise. YOU HEAR?

I like my Bass down low

Well since you can't prove that a spirit exists it means you can't prove that your God exists.

At wembley stadium right now but no chance to see the game coz am working there

Yep am gonna be at wembley stadium but not to see the game i'll be working there.

v3:
Manmustwank
Why you hating on our flow(Arsenal),u be tampon?

what flow you manage to win one game where be like champions league final and you come here making noise like woman who miss her period.

v3:
I don't give a shiiiit if you live in some hole inside Totoringham stadium but here's a little something for you.

STFU! You stupid piece of shiiite speaking through your a.r.s.e. a.n.a.l and listen to me you only have bragging rights here on nairaland

Arsenal >>>> Totoringham Spuds. Your pathetic team will FOREVER remain in our shadows,Arsenal own North London (read this part out loud&as many times as possible). If you don't understand english,I can translate .

and don't make noise about spurs until your shitty team called a.r.s.e a.n.a.l overtake us in the premiership.

Dont let the media blow smoke up your azz mate,your team is a disgrace to NL

stop talking crap we're guaranteed to finish above van pussee walcock and wenker this season

v3:
You've had your 15mins of fame,now BE GONE! KNOW YOUR PLACE on the table you little chickenshiiit .

Hey a,n,u,s hole our place this season is third and your place pussyface is fifth or sixth just because you got lucky your not going to claim that fourth spot, so stop talking through your a.n.u.s. l
you who have never been to london in his life come here dey make yangar about north london st.upid a.n.us fan.

190@ your a character

tayoccu:
V3 easy on d spuds, u're gonna make north London's B team cry.

your whole life is like a b team

Pink Panther

Koolking:
The greatest invention of man is religion. It helps shape the world. The world would have been insipid without religion.

dose not make sense

Reality is the greatest enemy of religion and religion blinds you from reality

Reality is the greatest enemy of religion and religion blinds you from reality

Wishful thinking. Can you provide me with a guarantee receipt to prove that your dream of united beating spurs will come true this Sunday.

Basics007:
*just peeping in,will be back when all the wankers have evaporated*
For all you haters congrats you've won ur ultimate cup finals so take ur 5-2 and stuff it in butthole!

Don't mind them you'd think they had beaten us in the champions league final last Sunday's the way thier making mouth here.

Of course the world will be better off. Look what's happening in Afghanistan at the moment. The worst riots in ten years because the coalition forces mistakenly burnt copies of the kuran. As if the books have magical powers like harry potter movie

tayoccu:
@manmustwac
Tottenham soap suds should forget about d UCL, cos they're dropping out of d top four. The UCL is for men not boys

You must be high on cow dung if you if you seriously believe what you've just written

Ha ha ha lol that joke was very funny

Talking rubbish. Theres no guarantee that you'll finish fourth and if you don't it won't be easy to attract top class players to come and play europa league

naijababe:
Ha! Finally, a potato shows up. Did you enjoy the roasting? 

am not a potato post your joke in the jokes section. You stand a good chance of wining jokes section poster of the year with this joke.

davidylan:
High 5-2 all tottenham fans including Manmustwac!

Thanks david i heard you guys (the arsenal) went to milan 4 nothing

Well i didn't see the match so i can't comment on it, but then its only a blip and we'll be back with a vengence to beat man united on sunday. I still believe we'll finish third newcastle fourth and chelsea and the arsenal will be fighting for europa places.

v3:
Muki, you're EVIL!

Ehen, eyin noisy neighbors, i just want to point out somethings to y'all. .just incase you've forgotten

1 - There's ONLY one club in North London and its The Arsenal
2 - North London is RED ya' hurd? RED!
3 - Y'all will forever remain in our shadows beeshes
4 - Y'all are like the logo on your jerseys; CHICKENSHIIIIT!

Now, kindly phock off the top 4 and let the real men take it from there. *drops mic*

STFU What the HELL! do you know about north london? Do you live in north london? Have you ever been to london? Do you know where the hollow way road is? Your all the way in yankee doodle dandy talking about london bragging rights. Stick to bragging rights concerning american football.

Vieira:
Is it safe to enter here?

There's only one team in london! One team in London!!!

Manmustwank pls respond so that we know you are alive o!
Dildoflexer are you there? Are you okay?
Xcema do you need oxygen??

Yeye spuds, take that and smoke it and please note no cheating to win, no handball like Van Der Fart

man must use vieagara respond to what? You still haven't even responded to my last post when we beat you 2 1 at the lane? Besides WTF are you doing here? Stick to your man shittty thread.

ritchboy:
Manmustwank and his cohorts have gone missing. . . Does this mean they can't find time to post here after their 9 2-5[/b]s?

Dude we only have four fans in the whole of nairaland me basics007 xsay and didoflex. Xsay and didoflex are hardly ever here which leaves me and basics007.

So we suffered a blip so what? We'll return to our winning ways when we beat Man United this sunday. And we'll still finish in third place this season. I believe newcastle will finish fourth and chelsea and arsenal will be fighting for europa places.

As a true tottenham diehard its only when we lose that i say this and that is

[b][size=64pt]TOTTENHAM TILL I DIE![/size]

diluminati:
You just showed them the way to reason, not conversion per say. Atheism is not a religion, ust a way of thought.

yes I agree with you. You just taught them how to think for themselves.

So the babe I wan go marry for naija and bring her back to London with me is only after my money.

Disgusting joke.

Pinky

Jamaican

deekseen:
i hope you will post more after the match.

would love to but the thing is I won't even be able to watch the match beccsuse of work so if I post it will be much later.

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What's up gooners are you guys ready for another defeat. Van Der Vart always at his best when we play you guys and he'll most likely score. What do you guys reckon?

You live in Nigeria or any 3rd world country?, are a techie and thinking of starting a web startup? here are some reasons why your startup is doomed to fail.

1. Your startup is a solution to a “WANT” and not a “NEED”. If you can remember your basic economics, you should know what “WANTS” and “NEEDS” are. Quickly, I would define a “NEED” as something you have to have, something you can’t do without e.g. food, clothing and shelter, while a “WANT” is something you would like to have. It is not absolutely necessary, but it would be a good thing to have. A good example is music.

When developing your startup idea, ask yourself, “is what I am creating a solution to a NEED or a WANT?” According to the Nigerian Bureau of statistics 60.9% of Nigerians in 2010 were living in “absolute poverty” i.e. less than $1 per day. Do you think that taking a hiatus to create a music startup to enable these people living in abject poverty listen to music amounts to a good use of your time? or “skills”?

2. Your startup is a clone of some popular 1st world website or application [1]. Why would you clone when there are a myriad of problems you could develop solutions for? If you are developing a clone, ask yourself this question “why would anyone use this (***insert the name of your clone***) instead of the main thing (***insert the name of the website you cloned***)?” .

3. Your startup will require loads and loads of traffic i.e. pageviews with gullible people who would be ready to click on Google ads before it can generate income. In Nigeria, there are no VC’s, no Angels, no startup accelerators, no Government support programs, no infrastructure, regular electricity supply is a pipe dream, Internet access is patchy and expensive, in short, “NO NOTHING”. So it kind of beats me why anyone would base his startup’s business model on the benevolence of Google? In between the time your startup comes online to the time it can generate enough traffic to keep the lights on and the servers humming, how would you survive? Do you have some gold bars stashed under your mattress somewhere? If not, why don’t you just develop a product where you can start charging from the very first day? [2]

4. Reading too much of Techcrunch et al. These tech blogs are written by elitist white techies who live in silicon valley where the difference between over there and here is like light and day. Any advice you can glean from those sites just isn’t applicable here in Nigeria. [3]

NOTES

[1] The current fad in Nigeria is creating clones of Groupon.com. It once used to be Twitter clones, bulk sms and then Facebook clones. Why coders still do this kind of beats me. Instead of cloning, why don’t you build on these sites and take advantage of things like Facebook’s “Social Graph” etc and develop innovative solutions? Developing another DROPBOX wont meet the need of the average Nigerian, he has no need for it, and if he does why wont he go for the original? patriotism? please!

[2] Despite the fact that 60.9% of Nigerians live under $1 per day and there are 90 million mobile subscribers in the country with at least 1 mobile phone, these phones have to be loaded with “call credit” by these people because communication has become a NEED and not a WANT. So despite the grinding poverty in the country, the major Telco’s still declare mind boggling profits every year, with Nigeria now having the largest mobile phone market in Africa with 60% penetration. So in order to be successful, develop a solution to a NEED and not a WANT.

[3] Sarah Lacy, a former columnist for Techcrunch, when she came to Nigeria in 2011 advised techies not to read Techcrunch et al. Its of no use, the stories of billion dollar valuations for 6 month old companies that do nothing but count your number of Twitter followers will actually screw with your head. That can never happen here, this is Nigeria, be creative, be innovative, think local but act global.