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Celebrities › Re: Tekno Flaunts His Range Rover And Mercedes (Photos) by Mann11: 4:06am On Sep 21, 2016

jmichlins:
please is there anything giving this guy this kind of money aside those crap lyric lines and wonderful beats. Just like his song beats

. Loolest, can't you see your question already has the answer in it?

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Romance › Re: How Careless Can Some Women Be Not To Discover Some Secrets Of Their Husbands? by Mann11: 7:27pm On Sep 20, 2016

There are many secrets that will remain unexposed. If at all you expect women to be able to know their husband's secrets, it should not be secrets like properly covered extramarital affairs.

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji At 36: I Can't Wait To Finally Start Having Regular Sex by Mann11: 7:22pm On Sep 19, 2016

ebonflex:
There is nothing wrong with marrying a full-time nerd.
As opposed to what? full-time party woman?

Add to the fact this "full-time nerd" is such a beautiful soul in and out and that man has nothing really to fear for the rest of his life.

You are simply hating and pre-rejecting her because you know if you said hello to her, she wouldn't even consider you

So, all 'non-nerdy' women are party women. Isorai! I am not hating on her, neither am I 'loving' on her because I don't need her. I only tried to intimate her on the necessity to review one's priority as one goes through life. It is amazing how you professional slowpokes reason at times. Slowpoke! You have even concluded that she won't consider me, without knowing who is behind the moniker. Ass-licker.

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji At 36: I Can't Wait To Finally Start Having Regular Sex by Mann11: 5:26pm On Sep 19, 2016

Linda mi, you are still on this your amazing guy wailing? Pele Pele to e lowo o. I also noticed that you admit that you don't take your personal life serious. It is a pity that you don't have any plan to rectify it and yet want an amazing guy. Which amazing guy will like to spend the rest of his life with a full- time nerd? Lindo, go and get a Love Machine.

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Shows Off His New Hairstyle; Also Flaunts His Son In New Photos by Mann11: 1:24pm On Sep 19, 2016

Is that baby's name by any chance HEADward? Mtcheew, big- headed pikin.

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates Her 36th Birthday Today. Prays For An Amazing Guy by Mann11: 1:09pm On Sep 19, 2016

uzo4real:
Approaching Menopuase with the speed of light.. .

3×10^8m/s.

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates Her 36th Birthday Today. Prays For An Amazing Guy by Mann11: 12:58pm On Sep 19, 2016

I can marry you but I will need wizkid to assure me he was only joking about your SMELLING PUSSY.

Crime › Re: Graduate Impersonates Kukah, Defrauds Oyedepo, Dantata, Others (pic) by Mann11: 12:48pm On Sep 19, 2016

Rajosh:
Girls and Drugs. Very active reducing agents.

Lol, the former are more powerful reducing agents than lithium tetrahydridoaluminate111 and sodium tetrahydridoborate111 combined.

Crime › Re: Graduate Impersonates Kukah, Defrauds Oyedepo, Dantata, Others (pic) by Mann11: 12:29pm On Sep 19, 2016

SultanOfBrunei:
Jehu kwasu, frm Sokoto, N5.7m fraud and he got two-month sentence or pay N9k

but if it was a Tunde, Ola or Ayodele na life sentence,

in fact, if it was a Chukwudi, Uche, or Okafor, na death sentence, his house will be confiscated, he will be denied bail, efcc, dss, sss, will pose with bulletproof vest in d pics background.

. REFINED TRIBALISM

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Education › Re: Teacher Demands Sex From Student Of Nuco Comprehensive Secondary School, Uyo by Mann11: 6:04am On Sep 19, 2016

MaziOmenuko:
Lol @winner don spoil u finish!

Make I bend if that girl is innocent as being portrayed, someone that had the guts to tell her supposedly older teacher that he was being spoilt by winner. There is no 'demand' here, all I see is two paddy-paddy chatting.

And the girl was even encouraging him to say why he wants her.

Iranu!

Are my eyes deceiving me? Is this really lord Mazi Omenuko? Omenuko of place of promiscuous assignment, NYSC? My Godddddddd! The entire land of naira, can you appreciate the presence of Nairaland's ever best writer

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Education › Re: Teacher Demands Sex From Student Of Nuco Comprehensive Secondary School, Uyo by Mann11: 5:33am On Sep 19, 2016*

fratermathy:
This story was posted primarily by me. I didn't steal it from a blog. I wrote it and I know what I did and I accept responsibility for it. That girl is 17years old. The story is true and verifiable. The guy is a teacher in the school and the girl is a student there. The chat actually occurred. Add the girl and confirm yourself. If you need more screenshots (removed by the mods), I can supply them.

It amazes me how you people reason. The handwriting on the wall is clearly indicating that the girl in question is even a more professional fvckiologist than the said teacher. Maybe you even need to do your research on the actual age of sexual consent in Nigeria.17 is not that really a minor my dear. At the bolded : See your life; the quoted guy should also add the girl! Abi!

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Celebrities › Re: Ernest Asuzu: "My Stroke Caused By A Producer In Nollywood" by Mann11: 6:37am On Sep 18, 2016

Pennyways:
Someone tells me Nollywood actors and actresses are very competitive, they can go an extra mile to get you eliminated just to get their stance properly, I couldn't believed but now I have a clue of what he said

Nobody must touch my Odunlade Adekola o.

Romance › Re: New Simple Way To ‘tighten Up’ The Female V*gina – Researchers by Mann11: 11:27am On Sep 17, 2016

Scholars have made a shocking and simple discovery as they have now found a new way to tighten the female v*gina and rejuvenate it.
Many women would cringe at the thought of zapping their lady bits with a laser. But cosmetic specialist Dr Sandy Fieldhouse swears by the treatment as an effective way to rejuvenate your vagina.
Vaginal rejuvenation is a field of cosmetic surgery which treats the vagina for looseness, dryness and the other effects of age and childbirth. Dr Fieldhouse said the new Juliet laser treatment targeted problems that many women were too embarrassed to discuss, let alone seek treatment for.
‘It treats very common problems that many women don’t readily talk about,’ the cosmetic specialist from Melbourne’s Enrich Clinic said.
‘It broadly treads vaginal laxity, or looseness, it treats dryness and it can also improve urinary incontinence which comes from weak pelvic muscles.’
The treatment stripped away dry tissue and tightened up the vagina in three quick steps, Dr Fieldhouse said.
‘The first setting is ablative. That takes off a very fine layer of tissue inside the vagina and promotes the growth of fresh, new, healthier tissue.
‘The second setting does tightening. It goes a little bit deeper into the tissue and uses heat to tighten things.
‘It tightens existing collagen, stimulates new collage and stimulates blood vessel production.
‘The third setting is the external setting. It can be a bit painful in places but is really quick. This achieves a bit of tightening around the external labia.’
Vaginal rejuvenation had a range of benefits, not least improving your sex life, Dr Fieldhouse said.
‘Intercourse is more comfortable and more enjoyable. Absolutely.
‘And it is most unusual to find a person who doesn’t want to see an improvement in their sex life.’
The treatment, which costs up to $5,000, lasts for about an hour and can be done with nothing more than the external application of a local anaesthetic cream.
It involves inserting a small laser about the width of a crayon into the vagina and slowly rotating it.
‘You can’t have s*x for up to five days afterwards,’ Dr Fieldhouse said.
‘But you can literally get up, walk out of the clinic and go back to work.’
The treatment would become more and more popular as women became less embarrassed to discuss it as an option, Dr Fieldhouse said.
‘A lot of people don’t know about this sort of treatment.
‘It’s new and it fills a very big hole in the medical market place. These are problems that are not addressed and not sufficiently talked about.
‘I’m not easily swayed on things. But I have a lot of confidence in this as a treatment.’
Source: Dailymail

Romance › Re: New Simple Way To ‘tighten Up’ The Female V*gina – Researchers by Mann11: 11:19am On Sep 17, 2016

TrapQueen77:
What are u thinking boo?

That you are probably a living borehole.

Romance › Re: 5 Reasons The Hottest Girls In Lagos Are Still Single by Mann11: 7:24am On Sep 17, 2016

Op, the only the problem I have with your post is the stigmatization on Lagos girls only. It is very unfortunate that someone as educated as you are can be found guilty of this. When our parents come up with several ill opinions of some tribes(like the Ijebus are always stingy and diabolical; the Ondos are always promiscuous; the Ilorins are always infidel and vengeful; the Ibadans are always garrulous,disrespectful and their men are always lazy; the Ilesha women are always stubborn and troublesome etc), we associate it with their exposure level. What are we to attribute this your own to?

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Romance › Re: If Game Of ThronesWas A Nigerian Movie,These Actors Would’ve Played The Various by Mann11: 6:53pm On Sep 16, 2016

Whose role is Odunlade Adekola playing?

Romance › Re: Why Do Young Girls Still Follow Me Around Now I'm 30+ by Mann11: 7:21am On Sep 16, 2016

reserved111:
Naturally I don't spend on girls
...I hav told her I'm taken even showed her some of my conversation with the serious girl that wants to visit me.
Then I thought I was free, that she would free me yet she came to my office with her sibling looking gud on a new dress an wearing innocent smiles all thru.
She also called dis evening...

This is just one among many young girls that make advances calling me baby, my luv etc
Why do young girls find an older guy like me more interesting why why why

It is because you are an attention-seeking liar.

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Romance › Re: How You Could Make Up To #5000naira Daily With A Small Start Up Capital Of #1000 by Mann11: 4:57am On Sep 16, 2016

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Christianity Etc › Re: Deacon Survives 39 Bullets After Armed Robbery Incident by Mann11: 2:08pm On Sep 14, 2016

davtosh:
You are contradicting yourself, with this statement you have just confirmed you believe Some things are too hard for God. If u believe nothing is too hard for God you won't type this.
Anyway Nothing and nothing is too hard for God. God could have done it also that they would point the gun to him and it wont work at all or shoot at him and no bullet enters.
Sometime God let us have the scratches to have something to be able to point to, to confirm the incident really happened, otherwise we might think we were dreaming while not sleeping if we don't have a sign left behind. God is real and no doubt about that.

A small story,
My dad was an Army in the world war, among the Nigerian troops, he said a Nigerian soldier had a small Bible in his front chest pocket at the battle field and a bullet hit him on the chest and got stuck in the Bible. That too must have been a miracle.

. Read the entire post again, this time slowly and then read my own post before you comment.

Christianity Etc › Re: Deacon Survives 39 Bullets After Armed Robbery Incident by Mann11: 8:39pm On Sep 13, 2016

Hello, I am not in any way saying there is something too difficult for God to do. Was the pastor supported at the back so as to take the entire 39 bullets on only the face? It is commonsensical that the man must have collapsed after the first bullet.

Romance › Re: Today, Sept.10 Is World Suicide Prevention Day.. by Mann11: 12:14pm On Sep 10, 2016

Wao. It is really interesting that the same date is my BIRTHDAY. The fortuitousness of also being the FTC deserves a million LIKES. Show a brother some love.

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Celebrities › Re: Sotayo Sobola & Kenny Rhoda Twerking At Eniola Badmus Birthday Party by Mann11: 6:48pm On Sep 08, 2016

Elparaiso:
So if I recommend Nairaland to a friend and they open the site, a topic about OLD HAGS TWERKING would welcome them.

What kinda rubbish is this ehn? All these masturbating moderators cannot find something useful for FRONT PAGE?
There are thousands of self-help, inspirational, religious, political, mind exercise posts that do not receive the same attention as Oge Okoye's lap, Rita Dominic uncaptioned photo, Mercy Johnson's stomach.

I say it again, these masturbating moderators would be the end of this site.

SEUN call them to order please.

PLEASE, I AM WAITING FOR YOUR BAN.
Don't take too long.

May nairaland never stumble. May the good elements protect nairaland for us. Dear, let us be optimistic.

Romance › Re: Deleted by Mann11: 6:21pm On Sep 05, 2016

Omohjick:
That's y dey don't deal wit pple like u physically but spiritually... I tell u nd if anytin happens 2u, u start blaming ur step mom. Just mark my words and note today's date

. My dear, you need to mind how you levy threats around. It doesn't take me more than a clairvoyant communication with just one of the sixteen terrestrial pillars and you will go into the realm beyond, regardless of your spiritual prowess. If at all you are next to Lucifer in rank and you succeed in eliminating me, there are over 216 corpus that will come against you and you must never survive more than seven of them. But no! I will never wish you evil because I don't stand for evil. We should try to always show love and never do evil, regardless of what the other party might have done, regardless of whatever we are capable of. I only corrected you dear.I wish you success in all your endeavours. I LOVE YOU.

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Romance › Re: Deleted by Mann11: 6:02pm On Sep 05, 2016

Omohjick:
I can see ur punctuation marks too, 4ur mind now u know more of English than any other thing. Did ur mother teach u how to talk to an elderly person? U need to watch d way u talk to pple u don't know so u don't die b4 ur time

Point me an error in my punctuation and you can win yourself a bottle of Fanta. Also, desist from hurling insults on mothers. None of them deserves any form of insult, that's why I will never reciprocate by spitting on your mother. At the bolded, Does any one deserve death just for correcting you? You need to thread your ground carefully so that your predator does not become the prey.

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Romance › Re: Deleted by Mann11: 5:44pm On Sep 05, 2016

Omohjick:
And where has ur brighter grammar taken u to?
NNPC I guez...mumu of ur type. I'm sure ur teacher taught u well. If I'm an empty piece of calibre, how do we refer 2ur momma?

See your life! You are at it again. I was only joking with you originally and you took it with a gulp of poison. You don't have to flare up when you are corrected, unless you abhor knowledge. Again, on a final note, you can start with a standard JSS1 textbook, Rome was not built in a day!

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Romance › Re: Deleted by Mann11: 5:28pm On Sep 05, 2016

Omohjick:
Correct me teacher... idiot

Shediot. Once again, Olodo oshi! The guy said "...and you are a hoe". Then, the bitch in you replied "so does your mother".OLODO! I was only trying to lend a helping hand but you took it personal. I would have loved to correct you but I cannot continue nairalanding with an empty piece of your calibre. On a final note, Brighter Grammar is your lord and saviour.

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Romance › Re: Deleted by Mann11: 5:06pm On Sep 05, 2016

Omohjick:
And so does ur mother

OLODO NLA

Romance › Re: Deleted by Mann11: 5:01pm On Sep 05, 2016

Omohjick:
So does your mother

OLODO OSHI

Romance › Re: Deleted by Mann11: 5:00pm On Sep 05, 2016

Omohjick:
So does your mother

Olodo!

Romance › Re: Deleted by Mann11: 4:59pm On Sep 05, 2016

Omohjick:
So does your mother

. Olodo!

Romance › Re: If This Man Is Worth 50 Million Euros Will U Marry Him? by Mann11: 11:21am On Sep 04, 2016

Incrizz:
My definition of ugly is unkemptness.
If that guy in the pic or Obj is unkempt with unbrushed mouth, I could call them ugly.
Wealthy people are hardly unkempt, so, that may be the attraction.

If I had mentioned Ismaila the gateman or Ovo the errandboy, you won't have any idea what I am talking about. That's why I had to mention Obj and Adams, because they are popular figures.

That man in your picture is going to be married and don't be surprised it may just be to the most beautiful girl in his village. Yeah.
He doesn't look ugly to me. He just has a weird head.

@Sempumping Ahahaha no intimacy? Yeah right!!!

Modified
Mennnn...I just went back to study that picture; It's not just a weird head, but an unnaturally long chin plus he doesn't really look confident. Look at his eyes lol... Maybe because he's just a boy?? He would need loads of confidence to get a girl that every other person thinks is way out of his league.

You are a rare gem. Pls, can we date? But I am worse than that guy o. Am I still not ugly? Are you good to go?

Romance › Re: We Know A Cheap girl But Who Is Not A Cheap girl? by Mann11: 10:43am On Sep 04, 2016

Caravan:
You guys place too much relevance on sex. I don't particularly blame you for this, your society, especially this Nigerian one, has conditioned you to think this way, but what is utterly silly, and what I am totally disgusted at, is when you define a fellow human by this over-emphasized, glamorized, activity.

So you meet a girl who is attracted to you and she agrees to have sex with you on your first date, or even before that. So what? Does this make her anymore different from someone who chooses to have sex with you a month later? Why should the former be labelled as cheap, while the later labelled differently?

And why do you men think that you are the chief judges who are authorized to place such tags on women? You have sex with a girl the first few days you meet her, and you call the girl cheap, but yet, you aren't cheap yourself?

Deluded humans.

I like your mentality. But aren't you Kenyans worse?

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