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From Germany to Lagos? This flood stories are becoming scary

How can someone cry at the sight of money? They are celebrating your death with plenty of meat and Booz.. But these guy dey ball � and it's on a whole different level

Makaveli217:
If you have the money, go for a 62" LED TV, and a good 5.1ch home theater system.
Please don't go for sound bars.

Why don't you like sound bars?

Hmm

no leave no transfer

My wife is just facing her front doing her business. She's just fed up of this N-power stuff. Funny thing was that I forced her to register for it. She went to the local government secretariat and was told they'd be contacted via email since Monday till now no calls nor texts! And she's been luckier than people who put their sweat to it..

ezenwaez:
A lot of N-Power Batch C applicants have been confused over their BVN names matching their NASIMS profile name.

Please if at least two of your names on the N-Power NASIMS portal does not match two of your names on your BVN and vice versa, the N-Power Batch C applicant will not be paid.

All N-Power Batch C applicants should endeavour to crosscheck if the names on their BVN Printout matches at least two names on the NASIMS N-Power portal, your first name and last name must match, otherwise you might have issues when payment commences in future.

For instance if your name on NASIMS N-Power portal is Ezenwa Bernard Eze, it must match with Ezenwa Eze on your BVN print out and vice versa.

My wife's bvn is written male instead of female

The real godfather

See this fresh head that this thing wants to spoil

this is not a pastor! Like, this doesn't look like a pastor

One person just get 87 trillion! Like 3 small Country's budget?.. and one idiot was yelling in traffic "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" Naija people and pride.. meanwhile our men like jollification

It's old news man!.. read the map carefully they posses all the geopolitical zones even the maluus own a zone

petra1:
its a Demon in her .

Abi? Lol

Aso rock should be on that map

Another one "dj Khalid's voice"

RIP... David needs to be carefully careful with his enemies

PDP is the same with apc.. they aren't interested in helping ��. Only interested in their own pockets

How was he able to cross dress his penis?

Trash! Got married really early and we both are putting our all to make our middle ages full of fun God give us the life and strength.. plus we have a lovely kid..

Hi madam! How can I order a crv 2003 engine? Mine has been messed up by the mechanic and I'm really faraway. Onitsha to be precise.. or do you recommend a great auto shop around here

This kids don get liver

Eyaaah

Honestly, let's leave oduduwa, Biafra and arena for now and just appreciate what we have.. just learnt Florida palms originated from here! OMFG!!!!

KidDarkness:
Guy, you forgot to add G-FORCE , TELETUBIES, BIRDMAN and MUPPET BABIES

Muppets babies wil make our dreams come trueee.. wasn't a teletubies fan, yeah I saw Barney as well, yeah G-Force, thunder cats.

Remember watching Sesame Streets after school on NTA back then and we sang along with them but just imagine how these useless world dictator just want to kill the fun memories we had as kids even if some of us are married.. I downloaded videos of sesame streets, voltron, old power rangers, dexter and other fun cartoons not this hip hop noisy characters they have now... good old days

E go better with more hustle

BLOODY LAIR

Some people are hard to please

I'm an introvert to the core but I let maturity play it's roll.. I just thought my wife the business and fixed her there.. while im focused on my job

He's a man and tight men have a code.. being that you both are married, take him out to a new location a cool bar to be precise so he's mind starts to ponder about what might be going on.. don't go straight to the point just yet.. stylishly ask him to judge himself why he wasn't told about the introduction! I bet you he knows the answer only that the needs to hear it from someone else. But ignore this advice if he's a dull man and a woman wrapper cos she might have a way of poisoning his mind against you.. be guided.. real gees got each others backs even if our wives they forkup

And what have you given back to the societies you explore

This small back Z (back kick) jax gave scorpion.. and that was just one hit and he fell.. imagine a full 6hit combo, zobo go full ground.. Sega days