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yes He is overarted! And he shud stop singin..him voice? Chai!!

freecocoa:
If they are really paid 80k then that's f-ing small, like wtf?

Someone goes through the most painful/rigorous process to become a soldier, risks his life on a daily basis and at the end of 31 days, you give him a paltry sum of 80k? Then again, seems like all the Nigerian soldier does is oppress the poor masses, I don't feel sorry for them.

its very simple..d likes of bricklayers earn less wit d kind of task they do evryday but bankers or even MDs wey dey work under condusive enviroment dey earn pass dem 1000times...no b by aw much work u do o

oathman:
Mr Bean.. don't get me wrong, i said islam did not preach killing

mr spencer...we knw wat islam preaches..so dont try to fool anyone here...

Kunlexic:
u are dumb

well u jst typed d first tin dat comes to ur mind..i dont need to exchange verbal abuse wit u, we all knw ur religion is passed on tru violence and dat leads to ur voilent nature...cowards! U kill unarmed,old,women and even kids! We all knw wat ur Quran says abt killing others who dont belief in ur ideology! So i understnd u!

oathman:
SHUT THE F*CK UP, islam didn't preach killing people not to talk of killing ur fellow muslims on a special day like this

but u can kill on every oda day? Haba...

iamodenigbo1: I av read about it and watched the documentary,thanks at op

u re welcm...very nasty animal

It's not every laborador-sized mammal that gets a damned APC named after it, but the Honey Badger isn't your typical member of the Mammalia class. He's a brutal, vicious killer who kicks asses, never backs down, never registers fear, destroys everything in its path and then adorably trots off into the sunset with his prey in his teeth and the severed nutsacks of his enemies still gripped between his dagger-like claws. It's a badass animal.

While chomping balls is fun and all, it's generally not really a good idea to routinely take on predators twice your size if you can help it, so the Honey Badger's primary diet consists of smaller, equally-dangerous creatures that are no less deadly but far more bite-sized. It takes a pretty balls-out animal to routinely eat poisonous snakes, spiders, and scorpions, but the Ratel doesn't give a crap. He also loves honey (which is where the Honey Badger gets his unfortunately-unbadass name) and bee larvae, but his method of getting to them is just as hardcore as he is – he just jams his face into a beehive, and starts eating the baby bees and honey while a bunch of crazy pissed-off bees stab him in the face with their stingers. He doesn't register pain, fear, or any emotion other than anger, and doesn't even seem to noice the hundreds of stab-wounds he's getting all over his hide. It helps that he's heavily armored, with skin that's a quarter of an inch thick (making him somewhat immune to the puny stingers). The thick skin is also cool because loose enough that if another creature bites the Ratel he can still turn around (with the attacker still chomping down) and reposition himself to better bite faces or shred nutsacks. He's so tough that the South African army actually named their heavily-armored Infantry Fighting Vehicle after this voracious predator:

when the Honey Badger takes on a super-deadly African Puff Adder. Now, the Puff Adder is one of the most murder-tastic snakes on the entire continent. One of these vipers possesses enough venom to kill 4 or 5 men, and they are so violent, toxic, and aggressive that they routinely account for more human fatalities than any other African snake. But the Honey Badger doesn't give a crap – he comes across a puff adder that is eating a rat, and his first instinct is to run up, grab the rat out of the snake's mouth, carry it a few feet away, and then eat the rat right in front of the snake just to show the adder that he's a bitch. After eating the stolen meal, the Badger than decides, "Screw it, now I'm going to eat this damn snake too." This really takes being an asshole to another level, which is something I can appreciate. The adder and the Ratel fight, and the Honey Badger kills the viper, but not before being bitten in the face and pumped full of enough venom to kill a creature three times its size. The Badger succumbs to the poison, falls unconscious, but then – amazingly – somehow comes back to life and continues devouring the already-half-eaten snake. Are you kidding me? That's just how Ratel operates. He's been listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as "The World's Most Fearless Creature" every year since 2002, with no end in sight. A relative of the equally-badass Wolverine, the Honey Badger has no natural predators. This is kind of impressive, since three-foot-long creatures generally don't last long in environments featuring leopards, lions, cheetahs, black mamba snakes, and other savannah beasts, but there you have it. It helps that this thing doesn't screw around when it gets pissed off – the Sir Didimus of wildlife is known to go after anything, anytime, anywhere, and has been known to attack buffalo, humans, wildebeest, jackals, monitor lizards, wild boars, and even lions and cheetahs. If the creature is too huge for the Badger to straight-up eviscerate with its inch-and-a-half long claws or its razor-sharp teeth, the Ratel still knows how to go for the weak spot – the balls. That's right, folks, this thing has been documented as killing male lions by running underneath them and tearing off their scrotums. This is one creature you don't want to go balls-out against.

Now for those of you who are looking at that cute, adorable little angry toothy maw and are thinking to yourselves that this cuddly killing machine would be more fitting as a teddy bear than a murderous demon from the blackest darkness of Lucifer's ballsack, I should mention that the picture above was taken as he was charging a jeep that he thought was invading his territory. He's so fearless that he just doesn't give a crap. Sure, the Honey Badger isn't the hugest guy out there – at three and a half feet long and thirty pounds he's roughly the size of the medium dog, and he kind of looks like a skunk that's cracked-out on PCP, but the Ratel is easily one of the most hardcore creatures plaguing the earth today.

I think there is no better time to write about one of the most vicious, brutal, and throat-crushingly hardcore mammals to ever nut-punch a lion unconscious by swinging a couple King Cobras around like a pair of serpentine nunchucks – the African Honey Badger (also known as the Ratel):

SexyFox: I think you are wrong. My reasons below:
1. I hate light skin guys but he is fair.
2. I stay awy from short guys. He is short.
3. He has fat lips and fat nose which I normally hate.
This is not lust.


By the way I did not even talk with him. And I have seen way handsome guys before. I wouldnt even call him handsome in my dictionary of handsome.

those qualities u listed, u were made to beliv u love tall handsome dude but u and every oda woman in d world av dis problem...wat u saw in dat guy na lust (ur actual preference).

arvinsloane: My girlfriend bought me a g-string
It rocks

gabriel!! No b only g-string na I -string..mtcheew

arvinsloane: My girlfriend bought me a g-string
It rocks

gabriel!! No b only g-string na I -string

adconline: Build the fvccking thing. Naija and lying mentality of being the biggest in Africa and some shiit!
While lying about " biggest" in Africa nonsense, Some power plants that are operational RSA are bigger than this proposed one TO BE built.
Here is the link of Power stations in Africa for ur perusal.
Duvha PowerStation =3600mW
Kusile= 4800mW
Majuba=4110mW
Matimba=3900mW

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_power_stations_in_South_Africa

lol..extent Nigerians can go jst to discredit their nation!! If this wil help, wetin concern me if na d smallest...GEJ TILL 2090!!

shoprite: He said "credible manufacturers" . . . now look at that your list again from wikipedia and sincerely tell me how many vehicles from the listed manufacturers you find on our roads . . .or on the other hand, which of those vehicles will you be very comfortable to own?

jst because they are nt on our road doesnt mean they are nt credible...we knw Nigerian and there carve for *brands* like Toyota...and if they are not most of these cars wud nt b sold..

Mcslize: OP I don't agree with your assertion. Ipad and Tablet PC have alot of importance. Unless you do not know what to do with it rather than play games and watch videos that is only when you can say Ipad and Tablets are not different from smart phones.

For those who know the value of Ipad and Tablet , they will tell you it means alot to them especially students. You need not buy all the textbooks when your ipad or Tablet can store all the soft copies of those Books for you and can read them anywhere you are; in the Bus, in your house , in the Canteen. It will make reading easy for you cuz at every moment you can turn on your Tablet and glance through a page.

For business persons, it serves alot of importance. You can save lots of your business files in your Ipad or Tablet and check your mails every time not to miss out any important mail sent to you as it is so portable to be carried about. I prefer the 7inches Ipad or Tablet if you are the type that do not like over size Tab.

In all and all OP your claim may not hold true for everyone if only you know the importance of Ipad or Tablet PC. It is not for fancy. They are meant to ease your work.

and u can do all dis on any mobile phone even a java phone..(nt for u d quoted dude)y own a tablet, an ipad and anoda smart phone,its either u are stupid and u re trying to use d gadgets cover up on ur stupidity.

Atmmachine: Your foolishness is epic

tanx..nice compliment

pls can u sumarize wit 2 pages? Yearns*

lol very funny indeed...hope d bridal train no go do dis one for d *hornymoon* dat one go turn orgy!

lolz..dis NDLA guys smart die! Inside capacitors? Chai...Nigerians aving brains for ilegal biz but no sense to d a legal one since 1616...if only they ve applied 30% of that efforts on their biz

its very easy..make we self shakara small na wen dem no one sell weapon giv us... If i b Gej e...well i pity dem...now let dem av a taste of wat we av been going tru as a nation. God catch dem * may God 4give me o*

75 peree...y nt 300 yrs wen dem die, their children go continue frm where dem stop!

well its high time we deal with dis indians..ahhh after una movie go make person fall for cow and we go cry join..una still dey beat us anywhere una c us home or abroad...on a serious note..if i were d minister for foreign affairs..dem go hear am o..we go start to dey find d ones wey dey here wit no visa... No b una fault na

Odilafta: I be woman o
I understand you but shey ashawo wey sabi cook dey responsible?

mayb u no get d op, all he is saying is females learn hw to cook tru helping their mom in d kitchen, in dis same process so many values are passed along wit d cooking lesson. Its like saying a lazy guy or husband dat cant work to bring money home is responsible. In d real sense a girl who cant cook a decent meal is nt responsible.

NairaMode: I didnt even think it until I saw this topic.

I guess Nigeria has not really made people proud in recent times so hardly will you find someone who is still struggling to get a job or some cute lady looking for a husband with lots of pressure from this country or some wife without a kid without health facilities to aid flying the Nigerian colour.

So for me, I don't think I can. I can fly the colour only if it will make my life better or make me feel good and proud or add cash to my pocket.

God bless Nigeria.

if u are nt proud and pray for d land u re tilting and u want to reap its reward? Guy in ur prayers never neglect her am sure she has somtin for u!

Hmm my Nigeria what a strong lady you are!
First it was bird flu, you survived, latter came
SARS, you pulled through, then came AIDS, you
kept waxing strong, suddenly BOKO HARAM
tried to devoir, but you shook it off, just a a
blasting thunder, EBOLA came caused panic in your land but like the dry disappear when the rain
come, they all wipe away and you are still
standing. Today at 54, I wish my Nigeria peace
and prosperity. Happy birthday Nigeria. God's
number one choice.

jerryayaebi: So many of us are guilty in cheating in one thing or the other...most of us cheated in one exam or the other maybe in our primary or secondary school but we didnt bother to return those result or to resit those exam or even to repeat those classes.But it seems the one for waec and neco seems to be different...i need ur view on this if one should return his waec or neco result if he/she cheated in an act restitutio...your genuine comments and advice will be beneficial please.

well op...all u av to d is tell wat u av done to God..talk to him and confess and beg for his forgiveness and i bet u, u wil find rest!

well it happens...well i wouldnt blame d lady..even if she seduce u, friends fit carry u pass where u no beliv but hoes aint loyal! Any friend wey make pass at ur gf..fit kill u. So b careful wit dat kind of friend

tuffgongjo: Bro I A̶̲̥̅♏ not making any decision for you here,but wait till their football governing body hopefully open an investigation into the case b4 you decide if he said so or not.

dat will not happen...sepp blatter's school son? Ntin go happen

Anugod: I used it yesterday to grind pepper. I use it like almost everyday, so swift and easy to handle if you're used to it. I love it.

ibile!!! My grandma go like u o...she try teach me tire! Everytime i grind na to cry b d next tin...my hands go dey hot...i hate dat shit

ClintonNzedimma: not many of you watch la liga matches.... I watched that match live....messi didnt say anything.
If he did cant any of you root the video?
Even Malaga Players werent in full support of Weligton

guy u funny sa? U see when suarez bite chielini no b replay u see...and some incident will nt b caut on tape...so if d guy say messi abuse am...which one b ur own? Messi fans dem