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Education / Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Written A School Project. by maputohq: 3:11pm On Sep 12, 2016
Harmony92:
my dear there is nothing to b scared about k...just give it ur best shot n Goodluck.
Tnx. Feeling better now
Education / Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Written A School Project. by maputohq: 6:31am On Sep 12, 2016
I was emotionally disturbed when it dawn on me that I will be writing next year. Not approved yet but the thought of it scares sh!t out of me.
Religion / Re: Am I Becoming An Atheist ?? by maputohq: 10:07pm On Sep 10, 2016
wirinet:
From your write up, you are not becoming an atheist, you are becoming a Christian rebel. An atheist is someone do does not believe in the existence of God(s) or deities. You never said you are losing belief in God, you are only saying you are losing faith in Nigerian pastors, whose primary message is giving, tithes, offerings and sacrifice ( to the church of course ), salvation for sale or to the highest bidder.
If your are angry at the Pentecostal churches and their messages, you can try the Orthodox churches like the Catholic, Anglican, Methodist, etc. They lay less emphasis on tithes and offerings
Are you for real?
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by maputohq: 8:09am On Sep 07, 2016
I discovered that everyone get's angry when I ask for help. I'll have to run SH!T myself, that way, no one gets IRRITATED.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by maputohq: 8:04am On Sep 07, 2016
benega:
guys keep the puns coming. heres one for the road

she used to love her boyfriends romantic gestures, now he just bores her.
I saw a vehicle with 4MATIC on it. It wasn't FOUR FABREGAS.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by maputohq: 7:57am On Sep 07, 2016
Igbo girls are SMOKING HOT. They must be DRINKING MARIJUANA.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by maputohq: 1:26pm On Sep 05, 2016
TheGoodJoe:


The spot does not belong to young but best performing players. That is like dropping Balogun for Awaziem because of age instead of what he brings to the team.

At the last World Cup, one of the best defenders of the competition was Yepes of Columbia and he was 37 years old. Imagine dropping such quality for a youngster who will not perform close to him.

It should be the best, especially with respect to the World Cup.

A young player playing should be the best option.
Have you forgotten how people clamoured for the dropping of Mikel also. They wouldn't understand. one reason I preferred Keshi.

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Education / Re: ASUU Threatens To Embark On Strike After FG Ignores Demands by maputohq: 1:36pm On Aug 31, 2016
asuustrike2009:

you see yourself, u only thinking of own interest. we will go on strike till after your holiday. hahaaaaaaa
No problem. i dey final year tongue
Phones / Re: 9 People On Social Media We All Hate by maputohq: 6:48am On Aug 31, 2016
those tag team will tag you sotey you go turn tag-team partner

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Education / Re: ASUU Threatens To Embark On Strike After FG Ignores Demands by maputohq: 6:44am On Aug 31, 2016
i'm on holiday. they can strike as long as they want.

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Career / Re: Can You Accept A Job That Pays Lesser Than Your Previous One? by maputohq: 6:38am On Aug 31, 2016
yessus, if the difference is below 5k. OK...assuming i got fired from my previous job, we can begin with me paying, then free before we talk money.
Car Talk / Re: 10 Signs You Need A New Car by maputohq: 6:35am On Aug 31, 2016
when you see the latest
Education / Re: 5 Checklists To Consider If You Keep Failing In School - EDUREGARD by maputohq: 10:00pm On Aug 30, 2016
FinestPINACLE:
You are serving in okigwe? then come vigil!
I ain't serving yet. Maybe 2 years time after law school.
Romance / Re: I Must Marry A Guy That Earns At Least N200k A Month - See Were She Ended Up by maputohq: 5:00pm On Aug 30, 2016
chowlade:
so sad 60% of women in Nigeria earn more than their men...the drastical increase in laziness amongst our men is very sickening.
i love what you wrote up here because...NA LIE.
Remember. Truth,you say, is better.
Religion / Re: Edo Redeemed Church Campaigns For Ize-Iyamu? (Photos) by maputohq: 4:28pm On Aug 30, 2016
one reason I dislike RCCG in particular and religion in general. I'm christian.
Education / Re: 5 Checklists To Consider If You Keep Failing In School - EDUREGARD by maputohq: 4:27pm On Aug 30, 2016
FinestPINACLE:
at my humble abode in okigwe.
i'll come for nysc right there @ your humble abode.
Education / Re: 5 Checklists To Consider If You Keep Failing In School - EDUREGARD by maputohq: 1:44pm On Aug 30, 2016
FinestPINACLE:
u even sabi say d tin na commerce? Chai, ife ji gi jisi gi ike.


come crusade.
where is that?
Education / Re: 5 Checklists To Consider If You Keep Failing In School - EDUREGARD by maputohq: 11:17am On Aug 30, 2016
FinestPINACLE:
Nwanne jisie Ike, ur talent adiro na school.




ur talent di na main market Onitsha.



I likiri ya? sorry I ga alike ya. wink
no. i ain't good at commerce either.
Education / Re: 5 Checklists To Consider If You Keep Failing In School - EDUREGARD by maputohq: 6:47am On Aug 30, 2016
i did all this yet failed
Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by maputohq: 8:12pm On Aug 17, 2016
oh no.
Religion / Re: For Those Who Claim Bishop Adolf Hitler Was An Atheist by maputohq: 3:22pm On Aug 11, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


Lol . These atheists and muslims be looking for a tyrant to accuse of being a Christian grin . If we go ad furdum, you'd see that being a Christian means follower of Christ . And Christ deplored violence and hatred .

Hitler was a true atheist .
same hitler who preferred the teachings of islam, reffering to christianity as " [b]a religion for sickheads[b]

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Religion / Re: Why Did Eminem Live Longer Than Tupac? by maputohq: 9:16am On May 26, 2016
@ zoharariel. i don't want to believe that was why he came back with demonic lyrics.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by maputohq: 9:11am On May 26, 2016
djlaqua91:
Bran the destroyer. Killed Hodor, killed 3 eyed raven, killed children of the forest, sent Osha and rickon(still alive for now) to their deaths. And now with the mark on his hand will lead the white walkers to cross the wall and finish everyone in Westeros and Essos.
Thank you Bran, I hate you more than Olly.
bran is the real bastard.
Religion / Re: Why Did Eminem Live Longer Than Tupac? by maputohq: 7:01pm On May 25, 2016
Ruq:


That explains the probability of death. But why then do you ask like you want him dead and compare pac' s honouring of his mum with shady's disrespect as a basis for his longer life ?.
it is you who interpreted it that way.
Religion / Re: Why Did Eminem Live Longer Than Tupac? by maputohq: 5:38pm On May 25, 2016
Ruq:


So according to the bible Eminem is supposed to be dead?
no but pac's years should be longer.
Religion / Re: Why Did Eminem Live Longer Than Tupac? by maputohq: 5:21pm On May 25, 2016
Ruq:


Well did the bible endorse being a shitty parent?

Why are babies and little kids dying? Don't they honour their parents. See on a long enough timeline the survival rate of everyone drops to zero. Death is just as random as luck is, it don't care if you're the most pious being in the universe.
and so i should disregard what the bible says?
Religion / Re: Why Did Eminem Live Longer Than Tupac? by maputohq: 5:09pm On May 25, 2016
Ruq:
And why is this in the religion section?.
because i,m relating it to what the bible says.
Religion / Why Did Eminem Live Longer Than Tupac? by maputohq: 4:48pm On May 25, 2016
isn't it an irony that one who honoured his mother died at a very young age while one who dishonoured his parent is still living and almost doubled the age of the former before he died.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by maputohq: 11:48am On May 25, 2016
siempere:
more like a Wight Hodor....that would be ugly and heartbreaking thou...
what's d difference between a white walker and a wight?
Family / Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by maputohq: 11:37am On May 25, 2016
misreal:
i thought foo foo originated from the cloud.i also thought my parents arnt bad,because they dont have sx...lol..
i also had same perception bout my parent till i saw them through the key hole.

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Romance / Re: Do Ladies Care About Guys Dress Sense? by maputohq: 5:15pm On May 24, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
See question o undecided



No, they don't
stfu r u god?
Romance / Re: How Do I Put An End To This Relationship Without Hurting Anyone by maputohq: 5:13pm On May 24, 2016
tell him to his face that you won't be meeting frequently because you hate him. on a serious note babe, begin to reduce your closeness to him. don't pick his call as frequently as before and don't reply his missed calls. give him monosyllabic reply whenever he starts up a chat and never try to start one. do it all in the guise of being busy.

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