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Family / Re: Is It Possible To Love All Your Children Equally? by maputohq: 10:14pm On Aug 31, 2015
Nope. There Was A Day My Mother Flogged Da Hell Outta Me Cause My Younger Bro Was Uncomfortable With My Play. If I Travel Down Memory Lane And Recall Wat I Went Through My Mother's Hand, I Knew I Am Her Least Favourite. And To Think I Look So Much Like Her.

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Family / Re: 6 Things You Should Never Do With A Newborn Baby by maputohq: 2:51pm On Aug 31, 2015
Rainmaker69:
Very good tips. God bless you.
u mean d tips right above u?
Family / Re: Is it right for a man to wash his Wife's Pant? by maputohq: 2:48pm On Aug 31, 2015
yes
Family / Re: What's The Ideal Number Of Children An Average Nigerian Parent Should Have? by maputohq: 2:40pm On Aug 31, 2015
Pidggin:
For me 1, for an average Nigerian maybe 2. Personally i don't fancy the idea of tripletz @ all. However to each his own.
Hmmm. God Forbid, but if something disastrous eventually happens. This things do not catch up with everyone but they are inevitable.
Religion / Re: Congregation Chases Pastor From Church For Impregnating Member by maputohq: 8:14am On Aug 31, 2015
Nice Move By Dem. The Next Shud B 2 Leave D Church N Neva Return.
Education / Re: Six Common Words That Ruin Your Sentences by maputohq: 7:24pm On Aug 30, 2015
I Waz Lik Gerarahere,but he actually stood literally watching me.

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Family / Re: Please, Advise Poor People To Stop Bringing Innocent Children To Suffer On Earth by maputohq: 6:30pm On Aug 30, 2015
The Funny Part Of It Is Dat Dey Giv Birth To More Numba Of Kids,

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Family / Re: Why Do Most Brides Cry On Their Wedding Day ? by maputohq: 6:26pm On Aug 30, 2015
Their Back And Waist Aches. 100% Sure Of It.
Food / Re: PHOTOS: Insects Found Inside A Sealed Curry Powder by maputohq: 6:16pm On Aug 30, 2015
Why Show D Pix. Do Da Needful N Sue In Negligence.
Food / Re: The Benefits Of Chewing Your Food by maputohq: 6:13pm On Aug 30, 2015
juman:
I was surprise some days ago that I realised that I just swallowed food without chewing.

Watch yourself you might be swallowing food without chewing.
Guy, When I M In A Rush, Na Only One Chew Before I Swallow.
Food / Re: 15 Amazing Health Benefits Of Cashew Nuts by maputohq: 6:10pm On Aug 30, 2015
K. I'll Take More Of Them.
Food / Re: Over 50 Amazing Uses Of Coca-cola by maputohq: 6:08pm On Aug 30, 2015
You Shud V Posted Da List. I Know Of One Who Used It To Wash His Cement Stained Hand.
Food / Re: A Nairalander Cooking A goat PICS by maputohq: 6:04pm On Aug 30, 2015
londongal03:
yummy. Taste Great. I Luv It.
Wat! U Eat That Thing?
Food / Re: Funny! What's Your Favorite Brand Of "Gala"? by maputohq: 6:01pm On Aug 30, 2015
Gala Tastes Lyk Stale Bread.

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Food / Re: 10 Foods You May Not Know That Are Healthier To Eat Raw by maputohq: 5:59pm On Aug 30, 2015
1. I See 5. 2. I Don't Know Some Of Them. 3. I Won't.
Religion / Re: 10 Amazing Reasons Why You Must Never Miss Heaven. by maputohq: 3:46pm On Aug 30, 2015
The Idea Might Not B So Exciting Until They Are Seen Or Experience.

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Religion / Re: Opinion: Women Preaching In The Church Is Not Biblical And Its Forbidden. by maputohq: 12:45pm On Aug 30, 2015
EazyMoh:

Funny but true. but why the hate nah?
Muslims don't hate Christians, infact they have a special place in Islam.
Its Just Iv Been Predisposed 2 Dat. Made 2 Grow Dat Way,
Religion / Re: Opinion: Women Preaching In The Church Is Not Biblical And Its Forbidden. by maputohq: 8:52am On Aug 30, 2015
yetunsbay:
& Muslims don't give d Bleep. But u're invited
Y D Mention? Since U Dont Giv A Bleep, Leave Me To My Thought. Btw, Dis A Xtian Thread.
Romance / Re: 7 Things Ladies Mean When They Say, "I Need A God Fearing Man For A Partner" by maputohq: 8:20am On Aug 30, 2015
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Religion / Re: Opinion: Women Preaching In The Church Is Not Biblical And Its Forbidden. by maputohq: 8:00am On Aug 30, 2015
Xtian R Confused Folks. By D Way, Im A Christian.
God Created Man To B Ova D Woman But For Feminism Nd Oda Shit. Learn From The Muslims, Though I Hate Them.

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Religion / Re: Where Will You Worship God Today? by maputohq: 7:57am On Aug 30, 2015
Church. But I Dey Vex.
Romance / Re: Those Guys That Always Go To A Girl's FB Wall To Thank Her For Acceptance, Pls by maputohq: 6:24am On Aug 30, 2015
I Ve Seen That On Numerous Occasions That I Began To See It As The Norm, But My Ego Would Neva Allow Me. Then I Thought I Was Soo Proud.
Family / Re: Family: Why Is It That 90 Percent Prefer Their Mothers by maputohq: 10:49pm On Aug 29, 2015
7footre:
Well I guess I belong to the 10%
I Also Blong To The 10%.
Literature / Re: What Is Your Favourite Quote Or Poem? by maputohq: 10:54am On May 27, 2015
First and foremost there is no prestige without mystery, for familiarity breeds contempt. All religion have their holy of holies, and no man is a hero to his valet.

De Gaulle.

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Literature / Re: Help by maputohq: 9:09am On Mar 14, 2015
Dyoungstar:
Banner Like Snakes grin

sounds funny but i think i'll use it. wink
Literature / Help by maputohq: 10:23pm On Mar 12, 2015
BANNERS LIKE SNAKE



Banners, now are birds
flying higher- not the sky
of all places needs two third
likes, then shall fly high.

Deluge of crowd streams near and wide.
Opponent seeking to pulverize.
Even though there is a coming tide,
Eyes musn't stray- There is a prize.

Terror boasts; help strays,
Explosive rocks, life becomes death.
If some would have a say.
Experience of sick rebirth.

Cynics with acerbic speech,
Piqued by incendiary remarks.
Truth racing far from reach,
Settling freely in the dark.

Making move to gentrify
Lands left bare and derelict.
Building height to justify
Failed attemps to quell conflict.

Standing by the line i watch.
Clothes hanging on them all.
Banners now are all for catch.
Into fire some shall fall.

Blood and gore I fear may splash
From loud bangs and frightening sound.
Hopes of communal clash.
Bodies sprawling on the ground.

He stood; his hand raised
High to the heavens above.
Victorious? Few sings his praise.
Violence! killing! bodies float on near cove

Banners now are all like snakes;
Crawling down the bloody way.
Hell and heaven now awake.
My trepidation has come to stay.
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 10:21pm On Nov 27, 2014
zyzxx:
done is d past tense of do..
* my Oga @ d top I hail oo iheanyi40, Hw was ur day sir? *
Do u understand who you are up against.
Sports / Re: Latest FIFA Ranking: Nigeria Retains 42nd Position. by maputohq: 2:52pm On Nov 27, 2014
As much as I 8 2 do this, who'll like to buy this space?
Sports / Re: Latest FIFA Ranking: Nigeria Retains 42nd Position. by maputohq: 2:50pm On Nov 27, 2014
FIFA is being fair on this I guess.
grin grin
Literature / Re: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by maputohq: 2:09pm On Nov 27, 2014
Larry or should I say larrysun?...loving your stories will be seen as ludicrous...Is there any other sweeter ways to go bout it? I wandered into an unknown forest midway into your story, but fervent prayers to the gods brought me back on track...its one thing u never noticed...I'm so maaaad
However I loved it...I tried as much as possible to keep up with updated, but the devil hindered me. Kind of a blessing in disguise...



The truth is that those stories got me smiling all through-made my time on them worthwhile. The life lessons?


God bless u boss.
Literature / Re: Everybody Is A Genius: The Citizen Of Gyrus by maputohq: 5:13pm On Sep 03, 2014
PrinceAdepoju: Tags:

Stormybucci
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Maputohq
just arriving. What's up here?
Literature / Re: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by maputohq: 6:31pm On Aug 30, 2014
LarrySun:
LOL! Updated. smiley
larry , I'm lost... it's been long. I'll find my way back.

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