₦airaland Forum

ednited:
We go real. It's my real hair fr

Like seriously? they are wow...you pretty

Muafrika2:
Hati13

Female of course.
But just wait. Nigerians here will turn me into male after 10 pages.

You female? you dan mean it!

mtis:
the dude has an Italian name... bigup marcelo the hammer guy

I have always had a hard time explaining to people that it's my real name..

BedLam:
They have a serious way making jokes

Lol You won't blame them, Are you back in Nigeria or...

Lionessza:
South African here dear. Are you Ethiopian?

My South African rival, how you doing?

mtis:
uzzy stop watching K24 please ..there are other better stations..an its called Riverwood

River nii? Ocean ko? but the other guy here even said it doesn't have a name, is that how unpopular it is? abeg carry your River cammot for here Jare

TayserMahiri:
Wat u sayin mumu. Kenya is Dubai

Tozo, you mean the the Dubai of slums? I agree with you then

BedLam:
I think it depends on your travel agent and the reputation they have. I think you shouldn't have asked " what's better than Kenya in Dubai" or I go slap you! I had a good time and I went to the IMG world ( theme park and rides), it was the scariest thing to do when I rode the "velociraptor" . Spent a week there and it was fabulous.

Hahahaha I wonder what these guys see Kenya as, imagine Dubai? TayserMahiri I need to add a hard knock to that slap

TayserMahiri:
The second and third are so nice

Can Kenyans ever be that beautiful? remember, that is average to me, the ones I feed my eyes with everyday would definitely make a Kenyan pee at their sight... Nobody knows how annoying it is comparing Nigerians and Kenyans in terms of beauty, dafu'k...

mtis:
coz you love stories about bleaching ..look at this.its all naija

OK, been a while my jungle boy, this one you posting bleached Kenyan people, I just hope you didn't see a ghost in Kibera today.. where did we stop again? remind me

Muafrika2:
Igbo

But he could pass for the most handsome man in a jungle of a slumish country called Kenya

shervydman:
ur link is a 2013 story..... lets believe they've worked on the kibera stuff.

its alright, slums are not supposed to be the agenda for the day.

But witchcraft, juju, and wizard Ahbi?? nah nah nah they deserve anything they get here

mtis:
The old naija guy was in Nairobi the other day trying to learn ICT stuffy an all that from Kenya..ya country is s dump

Says the jungle uncivilized slummish masssi boy .

mtis:
You should ask ya self why no fcking foreigner want to visit ya freaking country

See this zombie, you deserve a hard knock on your round massai head for this, we have foreigners here but they don't dominate us, besides you call those going for slum tourism foreigners?? hahaha

https://kiberatours.com/kibera-slum-tours/

Now go feed your eyes, those you call foreigners are actually there to get first class information about what it feels like living in a slum country, and then publish articles about their finding to the world...

Nemesis is here massai slum boy. . I need you to continue with your witchcraft and wizard stories

mtis:
Shytan (the devil in swahili) the reason am not posting videos of slums in Naija is that i dont enjoy misery of others..i can post videos of ritualists kiling young people an women ( i bet some naijas in nairaland are ritualist ) an oloshos from naija..so dont push it dude

Shatap there you slum boy, you started this war with witchcraft and and issue of slums while many of us were away, you were warned but you claimed to be enjoying the ride, now that it has escalated you want to run away?? things don't happen that way boy, you can post and let's compare and contrast with your slum country Nemesis is here

People are now learning morals from your slums, vist the link below

https://ensia.com/features/what-kenyas-biggest-slum-can-teach-us-about-saving-cities-from-floods/

Your country is a summish jungle, kiss the truth massai ape

mtis:
Ok bro there are some nice (very few ) areas in lagos..so i hope ya live there

people are truly suffering in Kenya, Nairobi the slum city housing the largest slums in Africa and 5th in the world!! chai! the report says kibera covers 1/3 of Nairobi, what of the other numerous slums?? which means the pictures you post here covers just 10% Nairobi....


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2514439/American-photographers-touching-pictures-worlds-largest-slum.html

Jungle boy from the slum enclave you call a country, I can understand your pains and rejection, little wonder you and your cohorts spend more time here as to get live going, but reality keeps staring at you...

If Nairobi the only city you can boast of is like this, what then does the whole of Kenya look like?? A big jungle filled with uncivilized ugly people, keep trying to be relevant here, your defense mechanism has been discovered, and am sure gonna break into it

More coming..am ready for you and your brothers today.

Kenyanstar:
Hahahaha.... Nigerians & beautiful cannot be on the same sentence... The Nigerian flat heads as we refer to you guys back here in Kenya are a sight not too pleasant for the eye. If a Nigerian hasn't bleached then he must be half Ghanaian coz Ghanaians are simply beautiful.

Kenyans are ugliest set of people in Africa, they are known for it, little wonder they carry the award back to back

http://m.howwe.biz/news/lifestyle/2231/google-now-recognizes-kenyas-ugly-women-and-men-as-they-scooped-the-award

I wonder the day I would be fascinated by anything Kenyan... run along jungle boy, some set of tourists are here to see you in your slum

mtis:
your people Nowenuse... your people .they are really really awesome

https://ask.naij.com/culture/culture-shock-in-nigeria-5-top-strangest-traditions-i23795.html

So you are now posting pictures of uncivilized massai people? Kenyans stop talking Africa backwards!!

Kenyanstar:
Showing us heavily bleached, loose, cheap Nigerian socialites whose only association to fame is through the distribution of their vaginas to politicians for publicity. Show us natural beauty without the damn make up.

Hope everyone can see what this dude is posting, so nobody would cry foul when hell is let loose on him and his cohorts...When you get beaten In an argument, you quickly divert to another thing, were you not the one who started the celebrity thing? when you discovered you have lost, you quickly changed the goal post... jungle uncivilized slum dweller from the back of mother earth..

ednited:
By the way, i admire the way you're defining this all. I dnt know if this be the reason but a lot of ppl in here think the west African community still believe in magic. Tho some African tradition must be removed

Nigerians are very historic and cultural people, most of those videos doesn't depict reality, ancient African beliefs of the metaphysical is what they trynna portray, they are 'make believe' and not reality as most people think...most of these things are outdated, they are just trying to bring the past to the present, if you notice, most of them usually teaches a moral, or tries to preach Christ's superiority, they never uphold the act as something good.

I just hope I answered you.

obaaderemi:
Kenya is not relevant to Nigeria in anyway except when we watch their beasts and wildlings on NatGeo Wild.Meanwhile their women are going blind watching Nollywood while the men are qualified for pension on nairaland.Not to forget Nigerian firms in kenya,Gtb and Interswitch.The funny thing is how they try to excuse this away by saying,'only our housemaids watch nollywood' and 'oh,gtb is not doing well in kenya.' They are very funny.

hahahahahahaha, said their men are qualified for pension on NL, bro u no get chill. I wonder what would take me to a Kenyan forum...kenya of all countries, you don't know how angered I am with this OP, to think he is a Nigerian is the reality I find herculean a task to fathom.

uzzyfire:
no dude don't say that,, there's no country in this world that's as corrupt as Nigeria

I also thought so, not until facts proved otherwise..Kenya took the tittle this time, they are the giants of Africa here

mtis:
Ok marcelo dont blame me..blame the internet ,blame your movies its all there

That's why it's a Movie and called 'Make believe stories'. am not saying metaphysics or witchcraft doesn't, but not as propagated....

mtis:
Dude are you comparing maasai culture with your satanic fcking thingy..really ya country is a dumb..do you most Kenyans associate Nigeria with juju. So if you visit Nairobi an ya driving that nice car an tell people ya a Nigeria if they stare at you its because they think ya either a ritualist or a drug dealer..

See this dummy, did you even care to open the video? oga that's a ritual...

About the other craps you said, so if am stereotyped by the Oyibos, then I would also worry about anything low lives like you say or think? You aren't relevant to us man, at least we have a great impact on you guys, but the only time we remember you exist is when the issue of slums come up, or when there is a race.. Your animals and wild life/Tourism is also one of it, so don't feel that important

PissedYagami:
Football aint big in East Africa as it is in West Africa. We definitely dont have many stadiums like you guys and our local league is just meeeeeh. And Kenya is not a jungle, more of a Savannah and some arid area. High altitudes makes East Africans(Kenyans and Ethiopians) fast

yeah you right, have you heard of environmental determinism? the environment one finds himself has a lot of influence and role to play on his activities in the area, same way snow balls, rugby and some other games aren't popular here...

BTW you sound intelligent and objective compared to some of your countrymen here who make me question their level of reasoning, your type is what I would like to engage in some meaningful discussions.

Kenyanstar:
Can we talk of the other Nigerian sports that are very popular...

Cannibalism- It is easier to be made someones dinner in Lagos than being attacked by a lion in the wild
Ritualists- The rate at which human body parts find there way in the normal household kitchen soup in Nigeria is just alarming
Witchcraft- It is said that 9 out of 10 people practice witchcraft outsourced from there villages.
Juju - Almost all Nigerians have juju charms in their compounds, houses, purses and pockets.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED ON ALL OTHER CITIZENS, NIGERIANS ARE USED TO THIS SO NO NEED TO CRINGE!!!

hahaha old news, what about Kenyans that have it enshrined in their constitution??

http://www.klrc.go.ke/index.php/klrc-blog/518-justification-for-review-of-witchcraft-act-cap-67

cannibalism is also on the rise..

b:E517CF6Avideo

You Should first deal with your blood drinking ritualists below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIq6TeZck38&itct=CA8QpDAYACITCODox-yJs9QCFRGHVQod2FYGuzIGcmVsbWZ1SKWPsrLS7e-vZQ%3D%3D&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google
b:9206892Bvideo

You got nothing on us jungle boy

Kenyanstar:
The only difference that Kenya differs with Nigeria is the level of corruption exposure. It is easily exposed in Kenya compared to Nigeria where when Kenyans are crying over a rail they feel was over priced at 3.2B, Nigeria did a far worse inferior rail at an exxagerated cost of 12B dollars 4 times the Kenyan one. The Kenyan opposition is more vibrant in talking about corruption unlike Nigeria where the looters and the opposition eat from the same plate.

Shatap! you guys always have your way of running around arguments, Kenya is very corrupt and the world knows, There are no people that sing their corruption praise more than we do, we always criticize our leaders at any given opportunity, you can even see that on this thread and on Nairaland here, but hypocrites like you guys would pretend all is well and worship your leaders like Demi gods, celebrating mediocrity up and down, if not how can one family be running the whole country? since independence you have had just four leaders, which means it's not only about corruption but dictatorship even in this present era....such can't happen here, four years is like a decade to us..

We don't celebrate mediocrity here, now go and find the best means to curb corruption in your country and stop whining like a baby horse..

PissedYagami:
Basketball is popular, but not as popular as cricket. Cricket is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge man. Naah and Maasais dont run, Kalenjins do the running. And this gives us Gold medals, at the Olympics, the biggest sporting event in the world. When was the last time you won a medal? And our volleyball teams do better than yours man.

Cricket is popular but not as the world most popular game SOCCER! do you guys even have a stadium? we have more than a hundred bro scattered across different local governments...

As for the race, ofcos we all know you guys are good no debate, due to the jungle life most of you live .. (if you need a link to this I would gladly provide) no mockery...

As for the volleyball, it is very debatable, I would do the research though

mtis:
can we please talk first about ya fcking ritual stuff you practice

Nop bro, let's talk about more pressing issues like slums, uncivilization and jungle life

Muafrika2:
Go do your homework. This is an adult discussion

OK daddy funny people, always got their ways of manoeuvring arguments..

PissedYagami:
Football (nigeria), Cricket(Kenya), Rugby(Kenya), Basketball(nigeria), Volleyball(Kenya), Hockey(kenya). And even Basketball is not that popular

Soccer (Nigeria), Golf (Nigeria),Tennis(Nigeria), Basketball (Nigeria), Handball (Nigeria), Boxing (Nigeria) weightlifting (Nigeria) etc

The only thing jungle and Massai Kenyans are good at is running, no debate bro And did you say Basketball ain't popular or you are just ignorant? or maybe you are mistaking it for Rugby I guess..

The volleyball is even debatable but let me at least leave you guys with something to masturbate on as your big brothers

TayserMahiri:
We have a similarity in corruption but even at that, we are Diploma holders, Nigerians are the Phd holders.

But those links says otherwise, Kenya is the 3rd most corrupt country in the world and the 1st in Africa what a great feat and record..