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Emmy9ite: Am a muslim for this weekend. Sallah tinz

u nid it, mayb ur dumb head will v a rebooth. fastin indeed!

achi4u: Kedu ka isiri egee asiri,onye si gi na m bu papa mmadu?Agwago m gi na NL bu ebe asi ji isi aga ije
Lee lovu m na gi builduru for many year ka ichoro ighasa.na wa o!

Omaka na m na maria jere nwe somtin incommon?
Oya,biko gbahara,obu ukwu na anyi m aru(my waist dy heavy me)

Nani gi bu my ofe owerri,ofe ede,ofe utazi na ofe nsala m nwere.

lovu gi na ama-m ahu jijiji

udo diri umuigbo

ochi atogbuelam

achi4u: And u agree with this uncircumsize answer
...by d way,galz wore blue jeans more this days than male?
Anyway,the ans is just to differenciate btw Adam & Eve or better still ask the mod.

u rili vnt ansad mi abt d favour i asked.

Flashaldrin: This mario goetze is really dumb

[color=#990000][/color] oh, u just noticed?

toshmann: The heart belongs to you my love
Nani gi wu landlord n'obi m.

o kwanu ya....nsogbu adighi.

Armenia: Waste bin

Emmy9ite a.k.a Albert Einstein, report hia n pickup dis fellow.dis fellow nids to be taught too.

stpat1: Its because a lot of guys stuffs are blue, blue jeans, blue shirts hahahhaahhaaahha

i was expectin dis ansa and nt dt sily ansa dt sily felow gave to mi

D-Explorer:
Oh lullaby, hmmm ok and what's that in quote?

ooooooooh, i forgot. U must forgive mi short memory again. U v to ask ur suppposed gf first, ryt?

pearl~hapi:
quit attacking my emmy

attackin ur emmy? Wif wot? Harmless me. I am of peace, always.

rottenegg: Can i use the poster as my ball?

lol...dats a veri gud idea. So wot say u, mummy peral~hapi or is it mama emmy?

toshmann: Now I feel like crying Maria idi uto.



And it came str8 frm my heart.

dat heart must b a beautiful one to produce such...o ga amasi m imata obi ahu ofuma.

D-Explorer:
Oh! Hmmm, now you know Go on with your questions dear

*yawns* almost mi bed tym. Um....'supposed uncle', cn u sing mi a lullaby?

pearl~hapi:
its okay•u both may nau go out side and play•

chai! Babes, e don do nah!

pearl~hapi:
ya harsh oooo•sum pepo strtd crying,lol

ah ah, mummy, u r findin too much faults in mi o...llollz

rottenegg: Fools?? Have you read your post yourself? Does it make sense??

help mi ask am, my broda. Hes Albert Einstein of our age.

D-Explorer:
Don't tell me you're dumb to know that Uncles might not be from immediate relation

i forgot to tell u dt part of my lyf....am nt so good wen it cums to such...i was taught dt mi dad or mum's broda is my uncle.

pearl~hapi:
oya strt learning and quit luking for wahala•lol

ur son, Albert Einstein, must teach mi o. Help mi talk to him nw, mummy.

pearl~hapi:
u dis pikin yhu are used to fighting my sons•adont like it•warn thy self

mummy, am sori. Am nt fightin anibody o. I just expressed miself n some piple started cryin...

pearl~hapi:
lmao•d gurl na otondo u mean!na kweshion I ask oooo

lol...babes, no wahala, otondo must learn one day. I total understand.

Emmy9ite: click my username,check my profile pix and do what Albert Eisten is saying to you.
#This is the same person who said refrigeretor is a kitchen utensil

i tot u adopted d *silence technique*. Y replyin? Albert Einstein

slimyem: none of the above abeg!!
Who wan suffer?
Next please!!!

tnk u my sister. In dis tym n age, dt one na old skul, Emmy *winks*

Who is fightin hia? R u a retard?

Emmy9ite: Ladies, would u prefer to get married to a guy who has cash but is arrogant,treats u bad, and disrespects you or a guy who is flat broke and poor but respects and treats u well.
#You are also poor.
I dont need August visitors on this thread plz

hmmmmm....dis ur warnin no get duplicate sha. V u forgotten dt dis is nairaland? August visitors indeed!

D-Explorer:
Nah! Maria, don't pick on my innocent errors, i know better to type that unless you want some real jab from an uncle

hey mister, my uncle is a gentleman...u can neva eva b him

malaria: O dear me I mean xpect.u already knw.

nt at al, i dnt. U just cleared my doubts nw.

malaria: O dear me I mean xpect.

aite swit *smiles*

malaria: That things don't always go the way we want. That once am dealing with men, I should xcept Bleep up anytime. That things are not the way we see it sometimes. That I came to this world alone, and alone I shall return. Never to trust anybody but GOD almighty.

u mean 'EXPECT' or 'EXEMPT' BLEEP UP?

chuksnwite: My mum,is my 1st Love....do u know my 2nd.......?

wo cares? Stick to d question joor!

Idowuogbo: So?
Dry!!!!!

dnt mind her. Dat was a stupid ting to do for luv.

Idowuogbo: Well... It seems like shes in dere pushing for an assistant position.

protectin a friend or brother? U must b a good friend or sister...

D-Explorer:
Which question, NO blackmails

any qustion at all.....lol, blackmails indeed.

toshmann: onweghi any solid bobo(like me) ga ahu your pretty face na agaghi adi love struck. nne idi too much. in fact as i promised, were nke a. and again egwu wu for NANI Maria-Gorretti-Toshmann-Ga'alugi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX9Y1xxz0Dk

I know just how to whisper
And I know just how to cry
I know just where to find the answers
And I know just how to lie
I know just how to fake it
And I know just how to scheme
I know just when to face the truth
And then I know just when to dream

And I know just where to touch you
And I know just what to prove
I know when to pull you closer
And I know when to let you loose
And I know the night is fading
And I know the time's gonna fly
And I'm never gonna tell you
Everything I gotta tell you
But I know I gotta give it a try

And I know the roads to riches
And I know the ways to fame
I know all the rules
And I know how to break 'em
And I always know the name of the game

But I don't know how to leave you
And I'll never let you fall
And I don't know how you do it
Making love out of nothing at all

Making love, Out of nothing at all
Making love, Out of nothing at all
Making love, Out of nothing at all
Making love, Out of nothing at all
Making love, Out of nothing at all
Making love, Out of nothing at all

*tears rollin down my eyes* Oh my God! Dis is so beautiful. I luv dis piece. It went str8 to my heart.