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pres-elect:
Agaba,
Ina agba bolu ebe tosh na eri nri. Tosh anaghi kwa eme nwanne na nwayi. O ga akusukwa o .
Bikonu ka anyi nyere tosh na Maria encouragement Mara na hopefully Maria nwere Ike gbanwee tosh ka ishi zuo ya oke.

O choochi.

tosh is just a luv struck felow. I rili dnt blame him for his actions. Luv cn rili make u go mad sometyms. Can u translate dt for mi.?

190*:
Oh My God

Mine was a Gas cooker

So frigging stup1d

Goooosh, wuz I drunk 2have ever been with such person in d first place

i can ansa dat. No, i dnt fink u wia. With d way u type in ur reasonins sometyms, i tink u wia veri much sober

megxo: LYF HAS SHOWED ME A "QUID PRO QUO" WORLD..............

emm...broda, abeg no vex o, wot does dat mean?

D-Explorer:
Young woman, don't wake me

lol...u just cnt help it, ryt?

@OP,
did u v an idea of a solution to dis prob of urs before u created dis thread? Pls ansa

D-Explorer:
C'mon babe, let that slide, i'll be a good uncle now. Ok

My uncle is a GENTLEMAN, u can neva b him.....deal with dat.

Debeloved87: o dear i feel ur pain,make a date with me and let me teach you how to cook just for 7days and u wil be glad u did..contact me on paul_fred2003@yahoo.com

all dese contact-me-guys, una neva talk una intentions o. Abi na d richgal part wey d freak una? Una go soon go meet suurprises for dia.

pearl~hapi:
osho free•u owe seun for nl•so because its free yhu wana use the hell outta nl•plz remain small for the coming generation

hahahhahahha, u say wetin? Remain for who? Wen dey will even use sometin greater dan dis. Am nt remainin for anibody. *winks*

D-Explorer:
That's good and why same to me? I've always been nice to you

Hav u? *scratching my head* oooooooohhhhhh! Hw can i forget? Swithrt, u must forgive my short-memory. I almost forgot dt reminder abt 'needing a spank' and dt 'threat abt destroyin mi beautiful set of teeth'. Hw can i forget dat? U sur as hell v bin so so so so so nyc to mi.

Well done, u do well. To me, u gats no prob, u just tryin to create on. Babygal, wot did u kol him? Ur EX, ryt? He belong to ur past lyf so, al dose muschi muschi feelings shuld also b left in dah past. Am nt sayin u shuld stop being friends wif him, all am sayin is, u shuld sitdown n realy realy think abt wot u doin n wot u stand to loose cus i know u nt gona gain anyting. Hes marid, u r marid... Use ur head, switie.

#still thinking#

D-Explorer:
Today let those words be friendly. Ok

yes sire and same to u....

Tolaaaaannni: My mother is Amazing!

I can't believe we are restricted to using only one word.

U can keep on commentin until u v let all out. #just saying#

pearl~hapi:
I said it dat ya everywhr•u v cum here again•

babes o, since i cnt move around d 36 states in Nigeria wifout money...at least i can move around in NL wifout money..lol. No tym!

190*:
the heatin system got finished in my house as i forgot to get my heating card

she slept over at mine,

1am see winter cold, and she was white, nor be white supose stand cold pass - dis one pass me
see wahala
steam was leavin her mouth,
had 2 dash out 2 get card
most of the shops were closed except some indian shops
took a short cut through a lil forest and got chased by some wolves
skipped past a car with a dude bangin his gf and into d lite,
the 2 wolves withdrew, i ran back home
na vodka we drink sleep till d next day
to kill the cold

if those wolves had met 190, na memorial service una for dey do now
*God 4bid*

Folktales...bt funny sha...buhahahahahahahah

hornipipe: dude start a thread

simple

Teebest82: I can't get married to a lady that can't cook o,because i'm even the best cook in my house,i even regretted not going to a catherine school,i need a lady who is better than me,still can't find o....

i will luv to go to dat CATHERINE skul wif u pllssss....

Crankshaft: u mean u knw nothing about cooking or u're a virgin in cooking?

virgin ( untouched) gal, virgin in cookin n virgin in bed bt non-virgin in money.

D-Explorer:
Is this how you disrespect elders, am tempted to remove your molars

Respect is earned, Elder D-explorer......if u threaten to destroy my beautiful set of teeth, hw do u want mi to respect u? U v confirmed it all!

shol: Na just wanna show you guys how eager People are τ̅☺ learn about
Life from other's experience.

taken

omoghana22: That was then....but this generation, MAN CREATED GOD IN HIS OWN IMAGE. you can see defferent churches with diffent doctrine...if truelly the same God, then let all christian churches get one doctrine, let the islam, christian, hindus, etc come together and worship at one place;,,,,,,,you may not understand God the way i do. I've created him in my own image. simple

sorry sah

johhnnie: Well, we were not dating but enjoyd each others coy.Back in d ui days sometimes in 2003, I was to take tutorials overnite in one of d levture rms at d social sciences block. It was a very chilly nite and both of us were shivering. I could bear to c her in dt state so I pulled off my shirt and put it on her while I remained bare all thru d nite. I was really happy and didn't expect any thing in return. Everybody around thot I was crazy cos, it was really a chillynite

no no no, dey didnt THINK, dey certified u MADT

omoghana22: life has thought me to be.
1. Patient
2. Love one another
3. Be kind to humanity.
4. that Every man is responsible for his problem.
5. that Man created God in his own image.
6. that Obey your elders
7. that There is no shortcut to richness.
8. I must prepare for opportunities; nothing like luck.
9. that What goes arround come around.
10. that we must remember and praise our ancestors once in life.
11. that we should learn from people; good or bad.
12. that i should not be too good always because too much of everything is bad. i need to balance the equation. for this generation, good people never last.
13. Always speak the truth.
14. That what we think is what we dream;

isnt it supposed to b God created man in his own image n lykness?

D-Explorer:
Yeye girl

na yeye wey know yeye. So same to u, yeye pikin

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is dis wot lyf has taught u? Takin record of piples name n sex?

Patience is d best; Prayer is the key.

D-Explorer:
Keep dreaming

jeez! Tnx man. I will nwver stop dreamin cus if i do, i will end up achievin nufin. I DREAM BIG. n u know wot? i wish u same. Never ever stop dreaming.