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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 9:46pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Armenia: Waste binEmmy9ite a.k.a Albert Einstein, report hia n pickup dis fellow.dis fellow nids to be taught too. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by YINKS89(m): 11:26pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Fire vewi hot nd gts angry always |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by amiskurii(f): 11:29pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
A, cheat , lair , secretive , pretender , sick, good in bed , 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by amiskurii(f): 11:31pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
with an utensil: he is a soup plate 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Eleba: 1:26am On Aug 18, 2012 |
The waste basket. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Roseey0(f): 5:35am On Aug 18, 2012 |
Turning garri(wood for mking eba).That guy can turn anytin o. Even mohamed to christian |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Shamima(f): 6:01am On Aug 18, 2012 |
Frypan:he condems pple wit hot liesĀ¤He waz such a jackassshit! |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 190: 6:45am On Aug 18, 2012 |
dmost high: Yeah she wuz a b1tch |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by elari(m): 8:02am On Aug 18, 2012 |
fork: she is a good banger |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by vivaciousvivi(f): 8:45am On Aug 18, 2012 |
mabbot: A spoon-u can not do without it in d kichen A knife -he cut all d bad edges of me.A tray-he put me all 2geda so am not scattered.A kettle-he warms me all up.A cooker-he lites me on fire mere talking to me Ah ah! N he is ur "ex" with all those attributes? Was wrong with u girl? |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by simongonner: 9:15am On Aug 18, 2012 |
vivacious vivi:tanx 4 dat,abt 2 ask her same qst |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 9:21am On Aug 18, 2012 |
vivacious vivi:identification syndrome.....cnt identify gud frm bad |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 9:26am On Aug 18, 2012 |
Hairy black pot. I always bleach ma diicckkk after every fork. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Chartey(m): 12:14pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
A spoon-always coming back 4 more. Guess i need a girl lyk dat again |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Sike(m): 2:41pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
nne3870: cooking pot...... He cooks up lies to cover lies.lmaooo |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Suchie(m): 2:47pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
He was a straw....always suckin my pusses..jeez |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Amya(f): 3:56pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
A grater, he's always grating my nerves. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Dansadaumallam(m): 4:31pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Mine was a salt holder ,soo nice at everything but i missed her because i cant pretend to have converted to faith terbanacle which she wanted 4 love to flow on. I, being a freethinker waved goodbye, waiting for another good lady. But i will always miss "MaMMa" |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by frederal(m): 5:05pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Disposable plate: I used and dumped her |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Adeks(m): 5:21pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
frederal: Disposable plate: I used and dumped herWicked verdict. GBAM!!! |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Idowuogbo(f): 5:23pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
frederal: Disposable plate: I used and dumped herAm sure u were also classed as disposable fork. One chance! |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Adeks(m): 6:30pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Suchie: He was a straw....always suckin my pusses..jeezdidn't u enjoy it lmao |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Everest9(m): 7:05pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
never with my ex |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by OmoAlata(f): 7:41pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Cooking fork - because it can be used for ANY job in the kitchen. My ex could sleep with anyone. He ran off with my friend, then ran off with her friend. Karma |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by simongonner: 7:23am On Aug 19, 2012 |
Omo Alata: Cooking fork - because it can be used for ANY job in the kitchen. My ex could sleep with anyone. He ran off with my friend, then ran off with her friend. Karmalwkmd |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by rafcrown(m): 9:02am On Aug 19, 2012 |
Many EXs,SAMPLE AND THEN LEAVE,PASS OVER TO ANOTHER. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by GentleNaaz(m): 10:26am On Aug 19, 2012 |
Enuf! Stop naggn ur x, cos once upon a time, evrytn ws as u delightedly wish. 4 mine, She was a plate dat gav me d food i ate Enuf! Stop naggn ur x, cos once upon a time, evrytn ws as u delightedly wish. 4 mine, She was a plate dat gav me d food i ate |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by phenomguy(m): 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2012 |
Spatula |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Lord231(m): 1:26pm On Aug 19, 2012 |
Lwkmd |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Harmvirus(f): 2:36pm On Aug 19, 2012 |
LWTMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i am soooooooooooo loving this thread |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Sijioke(m): 4:05pm On Aug 19, 2012 |
She iz lyk a fork stabs me al around. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Bluemoon1(f): 9:18am On Aug 20, 2012 |
knife |
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