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190*:
Story - he's still chopping dat goreeti pucee of urs
Using undiluted zobo drink 2 crown it up

lolz......he neva had d chance after all d stunts he pulled. Dts y he still respects mi till date.

190*:
Abeg she wuz a wash hand basin

Cos boys and her lecturers were always washin hands inside her punanie

lolz...likes begets likes. By d way, v u noticed dt u v a namesake, 190@, a female?

cogbuagu: beautiful one
but i have so many lies like this. i do not want to get her later tell her how i lied to win her heart?

Any girl that does this to get me, i will ever take her to be fake

Most i have to lie?

lolz....u neva wan get d babe nah..wots wrong in tellin a lil white lie? Oya na..remain dia. Even if u tell her later, cnt u give a gud reason y u did dat?

@OP,
d prob may nt b onesided. May b she has dis intimidatin appearance/personality dt mkes u forget almost evrytin u wanted to say to her or to even cum close. But first, v u eva seen her smile b4?

'if it makes u happy, i will do it. Ur happines is all i seek for'. Dose wia his words wen we parted. So, weneva am in need of info or solutions, i kol him n he gladly helps mi out. Shekinah!

pendo89: Knife,scissor,blender,fork,anything with sharp edge,shredder,dustbin ok may I go outside the kitchen??

aniwia my sister, so far e dey close to d kitchen....lolz

achi4u: ;DNne u will kill me o!
what a silly fellow?

cn u do me a favour?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Yes ma, but it is not a utensil. It's an appliance. . .
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yes sah, n d gas cooker n microwave?

Teebest82: i no know about that one o,m not a computer science student

so, wot student r u? Catherine student?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]We have two new kitchen utensils. . . Matches and refrigerator.

Pls take note y'all.
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all r found in d kitchen.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]So why is he an ex?
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my tots exactli.....@mabbot, u got tired of such treatment or wot?

maximobis: Sucks!

shes still ur mum

Refridgerator.......always cool.

D-Explorer:
Tell me what you want from me

*screams* oh my God! Is dis rili happenin? Is he rilli askin d much awaited question?..... R u sur u gona do it for mi?

achi4u: And a silly question though.

for silly piple lyk u.

val_dee: Let it slide.

happily

val_dee: It was well stated warrior. Re - read or let it pass.

sure, common man, v done dt still dnt get ur point.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]It's clear enough. . .
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stingy......

190*:
Argggggghhhh!

am i lieing?

val_dee: What we say about our ex says a lot about us.

When you point at some1 with one finger, three are pointing at you.

and ur point is?

achi4u: cos most of the guyz here are chelsea fanz...
Blues for life!

Silly answer... *mstcheeeeeeew*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]. . .because i said so.
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i know u said so, just wana know hw she is or hw her behaviour is related to a fork? Just make it clearer.

stpat1: Thats because a lot of ladies stuffs are red, red lips, red thongs, red cliits, they see Red stuff monthly, red red red. hope that answers your

nope, cus u nt done answerin d qustion. Den y is d male's blue?

D-Explorer:
I thought you promised to be a good girl today?

i hate promises, so, baby, i dnt do wot i hate.

Teebest82: no probs,add me t_ogunrewo@yahoo.com on fb let's b frnds....

opportunity to spam?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]She was a fork. . .
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because?

stpat1: If nairaland chicks are sure of themselves, make dem Post their pics here for us to see. In that case we can easily deduce why some of them talk the way they do.
When we see some we go say Chai No Wonder, others maybe haba How come. Chicks lets see you.

y nt open d floor, den we cn follow. Hw abt dat?

achi4u: because ladies of NL always paint their lips RED

i dnt

Idowuogbo: Cute and wealthy? U just scared dem away wiv ur money hungry traits. Go get a damn job!

she needs d cash to maintain nah. She no wan stress herself

honeric01: Never with an ex.

A virgin? Or is it a male wif a female face? Or is she ur one n only?

Hav bin thinkin. Y is d sex of NL ladies indicated in red n dat of d guys, in blue?

smart-dude:
am a med student, but stood in line for like 30 mins struggling for the attendance sheet in phar...dept and wen i finally got the sheet with everybody still crowded and waiting.....i shamefully wrote the name of a girl.....wanted to just disappear that day

honey, complete d silly action nw. Whos d gal? Is she ur gf or u dnt know her?