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mondi_cheeks: smoking ur socks again

-Mr Cork-:
^^^she wants me!

mondi_cheeks: yes I want u as far away as possible from me

-Mr Cork-:
..monkey_cheeks <<<<<< Nairaland biggest problem!!

-Mr Cork-:
..^^she aint light skin..she aint halfcast...she aint even from Lagos...worse of all, she aint NEVER even been to London...but the village girl tink she hot??..we GIVE UP..AM GOIN TO BED!!!

mondi_cheeks: can i see ur range rover that u have been using for the past couple of months without plates

-Mr Cork-:
....**wonderin why she wants to see my 2010 Range Rover Sport?... I dont like boastin about my wealth though**

mondi_cheeks: i jus want to see if it now has number plates on it

-Mr Cork-:
...cars in Nigeria dont hav number plates?..anyways...there u go!!

mondi_cheeks: different car

-Mr Cork-:
..couldnt believe tears accidentally dropped from my eyes when a babe took me to watch a romantic sad movie ... Had to lie to her that tears came out of my eyes becoz it was itching

Maria-Goretti:
you really keeping up this thread of yours, uhh?

-Mr Cork-:
..sweery u can't even cook rice...how the heck do u expect to find man? ...this is our problem..I give up!

Maria-Goretti:
You dont just go about insulting people randomly, honey. Its rude.

-Mr Cork-:
..sweery am a lover not a fighter..when have/did I ever cuss anyone? ..when?

Maria-Goretti:
waste of time.

..there u go....attitude....so, is asking u if u can cook rice now regarded as cussing?...we men have finally given up!

-Mr Cork-:
..there u go....attitude....so, is asking u if u can cook rice now regarded as cussing?...we men have finally given up! .

Maria-Goretti:
that was an accusation and not a question.

ibkaye: you're getting boring now

-Mr Cork-:
..correct..this is the company car. We use it only for long distance travelling..am trading my car on Monday

mondi_cheeks: you always have a flimsy excuse dont u

-Mr Cork-:
...sweeery am a rich London based bachelor...I have notin to prove!

-Mr Cork-:
...sweeery will u grow up & Quit actin like a Nigerian??.. did u say Good Morning or is it illeagl to be nice in there in Nigeria? ...all I asked waz:can u cook rice ..and she started cussin from Janaury to september...Londoners give up..serrriously!!

mondi_cheeks: which part of Enugu is called London?

-Mr Cork-:
...OK, we have names like Peckham, Baker Street, Wembley, Harlesden, Bays Water, Oxford street, Queensway, London Bridge, Elephant and Castle here in London...and u have names like Enugu down there??....O GOSSSH...sweeery..I GIVE UP, I SWAAR!!!!