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Education / Re: Lagos Pegs Entry Age Into JSS1 At 12 Years by MarianaTrench: 11:36am On Apr 07, 2020
SUPERPACK:
So the 8 year old started nursery 1 in the womb or what? Let him spend the four years any how he wants as punishment for jumping classes massively.

grin
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Is No Longer Our Brand Ambassador - NCDC by MarianaTrench: 5:42pm On Apr 06, 2020
yyba:
grin

This sums it up grin
Romance / Re: Why You Shouldn't Cheat On Your Husband If He's From Delta. by MarianaTrench: 6:30am On Apr 06, 2020
1990rachel:
My husband is from esan and this is 3 years of marriage and he has been cheating, but am tired I need a divorce, no sex in the marriage, but with this their culture am afraid, so that why I want a divorce. Am from Anambra

When they tell you people not to do intertribal marriage you won't hear angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Weah Withdraws Ndubuisi Nwabudike's Nomination For Liberia's NEC Boss by MarianaTrench: 2:13pm On Apr 05, 2020
MetaPhysical:


grin grin

Ibo has two world bank directors, our son is a Chief Judge of ICC, many elected officials around the world, including US, UK, Canada.The only African ethnic group that can be found anywhere in the world. Our sons are Lieutenants and Colonels in US Army. We created a special reconnaisance group called M-Branch, thr only African indigeneous security intelligence gathering force. Our M-Branch collaborate with CIA and Mossad.

Yoruba cannot stand us. They are jealous.

Mr man if you're a true son of the south east then you should know that the proper term is "Igbo" and not "Ibo"!

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Romance / Re: Advice On Who Should Visit First In Long Distance Relationship by MarianaTrench: 1:13pm On Apr 05, 2020
Jewessgratitudd:
Why are the guys above me smiling and just observing?

I'm serious here na.
If its me now, I'll quickly render advice without hesitating.
Ok.

The guy should be the first to visit especially if the distance is very long
Romance / Re: Advice On Who Should Visit First In Long Distance Relationship by MarianaTrench: 1:12pm On Apr 05, 2020
Raalsalghul:


So you don't have any experienced person in your much touted church whom you could ask this question?

Do you even have a life outside this forum?

What if she wants to keep her personal life private?
Romance / Re: Deleted by MarianaTrench: 1:07pm On Apr 05, 2020
Queenttoast01:
As you all know, we have different name for it, some call it camel toe etc

What is it called in your native language?

grin
Events / Re: Couple Weds In A Living Room In Taraba Due To Coronavirus Lockdown (Photo) by MarianaTrench: 11:26am On Apr 05, 2020
Lostz:
See the bride squeezing face.

If it was an extravagant wedding, the groom will be squeezing while the bride is smiling

Let her be squeezing face cos she wants a lavish wedding yet if you ask her to contribute money towards it she will say she does not have.

Very stingy creatures!

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Romance / Re: Does Semen Makes The Hips And Ass Bigger? by MarianaTrench: 11:21am On Apr 05, 2020
Yes it does

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Patient Escapes Isolation In Osun State by MarianaTrench: 1:39pm On Apr 04, 2020
iamvictorbassey:
I feel that


Initially NCDC were faking cases of Corona virus for probably financial gains.

Which is why they have so many recovered cases. But lemme not sound pessimistic though.

When the real genuine cases will start, and men will start falling. I'd really love to know and see how many they can recover.

Providing fake data for a highly infections disease such as this is a very serious crime.

Do you have strong evidence to back up your claim that they were faking cases of Corona virus or are you just ranting like all the other brainless people that just make baseless claims based on beer palour gist?!

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Business / Re: Lockdown: What Computer Village Lagos Looks Like Due To Coronavirus (Video) by MarianaTrench: 12:06pm On Apr 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn isoright


My nigggar
Slow down
It is normal
If mugu fall guy man go chop!
Ring road for Benin city worse. Fake fake things them dey sell. If care is not taken You fit buy new phone for ring road and later realize say na old and used phone and na toothpaste like close up them take gum inside
Let me tell you a secret niggarrr
Humans na scam naturally( the criminality in every human can not be over emphasized)
Nothing like honest money in the world
Just that African own bad
And Nigerians are worse

I know alot of people will insult me
But no problem
Am a realist
Realism over visionary thought anyday anytime twice on Saturday





What you said is true

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Politics / Re: Wike Lifts Curfew On Parts Of Port Harcourt, Recalls Suspended Chairman by MarianaTrench: 10:12am On Apr 03, 2020
I knew it would be lifted, it was only a matter of time
Politics / Re: Mohammed Atiku Abubakar Shares His Coronavirus Experience by MarianaTrench: 5:53am On Apr 03, 2020
Kendroid:
Get well soon bro, we the Igbos love your dad...

You and who?! angry
Romance / Re: Friends I Am Finished. by MarianaTrench: 12:42am On Apr 03, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
before i loan her the money we made agreement via facbk chats. So d sceenshots i do send her is evidence dat i've paid d money and wen she get alert she wil send me a text dat she has recivd it and i wud tell her to go to facbk and confirm dat she has receiv it.

Y i do it dat way is because dis isnt my first time i gave her loan cash. I once loan her cash and wen i requstd it back she said i shud pay her for all d sex i use to hav wit her. (she was my gf). Since it was money i can let go, i let go.

This time around it involves bigger money and since we stay in different states we did d agreement thru facebk.

I was on dis forum last yr seekin for 2dvice dat am about lending money to my ex.
I was advised against it but since she gave me ful asurance to pay back i lend her d money bt dis time we did agreement.

You made a very grave mistake

Once you lend money to someone and he/she defaults in repayment, don't EVER loan the person money another time!
Romance / Re: Am Worried: See What This My nairaland posts Caused by MarianaTrench: 12:28am On Apr 03, 2020
Ibechris2:
All those that I know who have defiled the bed of most married women and men are all fighting one battle or the other...is either they can't keep a home or wife wants to kill them.

In several cases,either armed assassins killed them or badluck jammed them or in most cases their business will collapse for no known reason.

If u must sleep around pls avoid married women,it can cause your total downfall. I beg u cos u are too young to waste away.


That is my submission!

Please don't tell me you actually believed this story!

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Politics / Re: Rivers Lockdown: Port Harcourt Roads In Pictures by MarianaTrench: 8:18pm On Apr 02, 2020
clevvermind:
But people in warri here are behaving like agberos.

That's their stock in trade. People from Delta state are usually unnecessarily aggressive!

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Properties / Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by MarianaTrench: 11:22am On Apr 02, 2020
oruhobinna:


Exactly, sue him.. Some landlords are just overly annoying and condescending

Do you even know the meaning of the word "Condescending"? grin
Politics / Re: I Have Fears Covid-19 Funds Will Be Looted - Olaniyan by MarianaTrench: 9:21am On Apr 02, 2020
The fact is that Buhari lacks the willpower to pursue and punish corrupt government officials hence most Nigerians still have the confidence to steal

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Who Says She Doesn't Like Sex Is A Porn Addict by MarianaTrench: 10:34pm On Apr 01, 2020
nashito:
I Just Found That My Gf Who Always Says She Doesn't Like Sex Is Porn Addict

Needless to write long articles, I met this girl recently, who I met online and prior to that, she has always portrayed to be a good lady and I must confess I somehow see her as someone I might marry soon.

But to my greatest surprise, this afternoon, I wanted to check something with her phone (Google Chrome) and I saw over 3 opened porn pages, infact, her first bookmarked page is a porn site, guys what do you think about this?

I've never seen this part of her and during sex I kinda don't want to hit hard cos I have this mentality that she's gonna be my wife soon & to be frank, I'm not much into sex and I don't want to marry someone that's a sex addict.

Should I be worried about this? Please I need matured and rational advise guys. Thanks a lot

The fact that she watches porn does not necessarily make her a sex addict
Celebrities / Re: Andrew Jack Dies Of Coronavirus At 76 by MarianaTrench: 10:35am On Apr 01, 2020
This virus is still on a killing spree
Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But he Insist On Only Doing Traditional Wedding. by MarianaTrench: 9:46am On Apr 01, 2020
doublegoldcrown:

Court wedding is your only protection. Use your head.

Protection from what?

So that she can frame the certificate and claim she is the only legal wife abi grin
Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But he Insist On Only Doing Traditional Wedding. by MarianaTrench: 9:45am On Apr 01, 2020
Nairalandmonika:
He's not serious, does Court marriage require funds

Yes it does, you pay about 21K then they still hassle you to bring 2 crates of malt, 2 bottles of wine etc grin
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Taskforce Scatters Traditional Gattering Of Umuada (Video) by MarianaTrench: 9:35pm On Mar 31, 2020
GenBuhari:
Which one is Nigeria Taskforce again. What authority do they have to disrupt traditional ceremonies.

Is it only me noticing there only seems to be a ban on traditional wedding, but no mention of ban on church weddings?

How many people have you seen holding church weddings?
Politics / Re: Soyinka Reacts To COVID-19 Lockdown: 'We Are Not In War Emergency' by MarianaTrench: 8:32pm On Mar 30, 2020
suzzyboss:
The only mistake Buhari made was not informing us earlier.. Guys imagine 24 hours count down haba .. The panic and stress alone can kill someone

Shebi na una dey halla before say make Buhari talk.

Im don talk na!

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Education / Re: Adepelumi Adekunle: Akure ‘Explosion’ Was Impact From Meteors Not Explosives by MarianaTrench: 9:18pm On Mar 29, 2020
hammer0:



Not with the amount of bombs the Truck was carrying.

Just go to youtube and watch examples.

The parts left would have traveled very far in the blast scattered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW3JfPQAI6Y

Including the engine block?
Education / Re: Adepelumi Adekunle: Akure ‘Explosion’ Was Impact From Meteors Not Explosives by MarianaTrench: 6:56pm On Mar 29, 2020
What he has said makes a lot of sense

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Survivor Says Chloroquine Saved His Life by MarianaTrench: 6:42pm On Mar 29, 2020
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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Egyptians At Gbagada General Hospital, Lagos Cause Scare by MarianaTrench: 10:45am On Mar 29, 2020
Olodo24:
Are they not health workers? They're supposed to be brave. If every other health workers act like them, we are finished.

Attending to them would have been akin to committing suicide!

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Romance / Re: Since My Birth, No Man Has Ever Approached Me Before by MarianaTrench: 10:26am On Mar 29, 2020
Do you have strong body odour?
Romance / Re: Am Sharing 2billion US Naira For The First 200 Persons. This Is Not A Joke Just by MarianaTrench: 8:10am On Mar 29, 2020
JuwonAfeez:
FIRST BANK

3038359861

BUT IF YOU FOOL US THROUGH ; MAY THE LORD FOOL U ALWAYS.

Someone says he's giving away 2 billion US Naira and you actually dropped your number?

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Politics / Re: Images From Kaduna Lockdown. Share Pictures From Your State. by MarianaTrench: 8:17pm On Mar 28, 2020
Odingo1:
This is not counterproductive, stop coping western countries, it will backfire with time.

Suggest a better way to approach the problem

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