izaray:
Abi oo, let her guy keeps checking her phone, and if he sees anytin funny, let him wooz her a dirty slap, its den she will now realize wat she used her mouth to asked for.

I get that she wants to feel "owned" but the things she's asking for are not going to help in the end. I no support the woozing slap though! Lool

izaray:
Then do to her wat she is asking 4, if dat's going to please her. But some girls sha, she get time!

Agreed

Looking at her you can tell she's even possessed. Poor kid

DukeNija:
Coincidentally, I found a dead fly in the food i sent our driver to buy this morning.
The end of Mamaput!!

Say no to mama put

jacksparrow1207:


U kw any Eniola?

Nope don't know anyone by that name.

davidmoyes:
Its Terry G.. You no dey sleep??

you what are you doing awake yourself?

Dude looks kinda like terry g

Choi these comments have got me rolling!! Jeez

Nothing is going to happen biko. That's what we always hear. Wasn't it how many days ago Funke was supposedly suing Linda Ikeji? ok we shall see

naijaboiy:

Lol not really

Marie and clare are names of two people that are very close and special to me.

One is my gf and one is my very good friend

o ok. that's cool. wait, Clare is the full name of this your friend?

delishpot:
Boys will be like******* Flavour, carry me go Lagos nau! Make me sef be like you Nnwa nnem!

Let the boys have fun oooo

HAHA na real nwa nnem

naijaboiy:

The combination of your moniker tho

what about it? weird huh?

emusmith:


Yea ...Where do Marie fall?

lol...no comments

I wonder the criteria used to come up with this

some people are looking for trouble here sha

Wow...talk about stereotypes that seem to be true...I agree with almost all seriously. Another thing is that most of these can be attributed to everyone male or female. What you see is not always what you get

and so shall it be

Cutehector:
hw u take knw? Seems u r a customer

lol....

WTH??

Very well articulated write-up. Though etcetera likes to take a lot of shots that seem unnecessary, I agree with this write up

BeeBeeOoh:
I don't have any advice for you. But, I have wonderful, powerful, cute & lovely tonda to faya dat guy finish.. Is he a baboon wey be sey monkey go work finish& hin go come sidon stretch leg mak he bigin chop, abeg which side he dey live mak I direct the tonda dia mak e fayaram finish..

Everyone has opinions....

drnairalov:
yoo halima stop forcing it. with the ratchet tacky top, u dey dere dey compare yourself with Kim K.. potato clapped gurl, thruth is bitter i know

So I odered this stuff from E bay and this is what I got today.. Pls why?

Are you for real? That's meannnn...lol sorry

lomprico:
I dont know why in this part of the world its the guy that runs around for valentine If u go to the west, both the guys n ladies all shop for their loved ones for val gifts, (and na dem bring val come here o) but here in naija na the guy sole priority to buy gifts or do something. Shm.

I really don't understand seriously. And then the whole val hype becomes over flogged especially on social media. Its nice to show love to your "boo" or whatever but jeez both sides should play their parts joor!

Wuuworld:
Night class indeed.....some of them no get electricity light for their room,they see the place as the only avenue to sleep with light and ceiling fan.

This is hilarious

edozie04:
I die, so u want to tell me that even powder u do not wear?

Why is it so hard to believe? Yes even powder o...

edozie04:
can u stay a month without it?

Don't even wear it in the first place

Congrats to him and his wife. Funny thing is that most men that are talking about women who refuse to start with men when they don't have much forget that a lot of women who did and are doing it almost always get thrown to the side when the going gets good. Another thing to note is how much Vincent appreciates his woman. He is always showering her with words of love publicly. Some men do not even know how to appreciate their women like this. Pointing fingers at the opposite sex will definitely not solve the problem we have in relationships. Men and women need to right their individual wrongs or the blame games will never stop.

edozie04:
Can a normal girl stay one month without applying makeup

lol yep... do it all the time. #justsaying...

Looks good. Good job.

Mcbussy:


Sorry about ur condition

Take a dose of Citalopram....its a very potent anti-depressant

SMH...

I actually found this to be appallingly disgusting. There is really nothing funny about it.