Raymysterio:
Mama G.
G for General.
General in calabar...

General in London; General in all the special joints around...
Hahaha couldn't help it. Love that movie

These ones aren't even that bad sef... Seen worse

Interesting....

LOL

Seriously.... I tire. But it's all about choice. All those things you mentioned up there are choices we Africans made to fall in line and accept whatever. We can also make the choice collectively to not allow this most recent one.

Caseless:
to check ur picture, I had to turn my phone upside down.

Ummmm.....ok.

Too other African artists won't like him...

LOL. These comments sha

hmmmmmmmm.....................

lol...handsome indeed. when did being wealthy make someone handsome? ok o

O God. Have mercy. Why now??

babyosisi:

Another I got sometime ago




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This one is so obvious to catch with its grammatical headaches. Unless of course this is how a whole FirstBank would carelessly write emails.

Here we go.... Mbaise ndi nwe'm we don suffer o

generaluthman:
I dey inside mountain dey sweep

Lool

Vikkie14:
8. The Sneaky Neighbour:
these are the type that sneak out of the house when it's time to pay for NEPA bill. It's that time that they know they want to travel just to evade paying.
9. The Choir
these type are those that can sing a whole album offhand. They sings when washing, sweeping, eating, cooking. But you know what irrirate most? The song is always "a war/quarrel instigating" type.

LOL @#9,The Choir. Thought u were going to talk about the neighbors who hold church in their homes...

[quote author=Luedave post=33792282]Hey nt my generation xo next tyme try personalise ur statements b4 i cut out ur guts.


lol.....umm...ok. whatever you say...

agarawu23:
you already knew its a childish way.

your wife never cheat , you don dey plan how to revenge on her

if I am your wife, the cheating will be done in our matrimonial home. if you like nack head for ground

freeze my account the guy I am cheating with is dangote's brother

Lool. Ezigbote Dangote's brother...lol

Smh....this our generation is doomed. Lord have mercy

That annoying moment when you read about another person embarking on an Israelite journey in the name of trekking for another politician wey no send dem

Makes a lot of sense...they are alike on so many grounds and not in good ways

ichidodo:
Oui,J'ai nigeriane mais habite dan la mosqué...

Lool. Ok now.

Actually couldn't believe this. Had to double check other sites and still can't believe it. This man! Smh

Anything honey and lemon always has my vote. Yes it works and a favorite of mine is lemon, honey and sugar scrub. After doing this, your face will feel like something else. Good to see everyone going back to basics.

The very very first? Ok, let's just say I almost gave myself a headache with all the jerking...the rest is better left imagined ...

O boy, what have I walked into? I need to do a serious U-turn cause this place is....

Ada oma. Ada Mbaise anyi.

I'm going to go with the nose because most people breathe through their noses and though the heart is obviously what one cannot do without, the nose brings that much needed oxygen to the blood and without that constant breathing.....wellllllll

You didn't mention if you even moisturize your body after showering. Well if you don't, then you might want to start with some good old fashion lotion. Cetaphil is good. If you do and you still have the itch, then see a dermatologist.

RickRichards:
What is this? ROFLMAO

I'm with you on this one....*sigh*

Wow, how did they build this thing? These people ehn

Mschewww