₦airaland Forum

Sarimah:
I was born during the coin era

cowries sef not coin

emamos:
old naija money

sorry oooo but the last time I saw five naira, I think it is the same 6ive naira in your pix or am I wrong? Cos they look the same oooo

lokito:
My Dad didn't even know my Mother then

abeg is that first currency called half dollar or what? Cos am seeing 1/2 d ooooo

Jacksparrow0712:
none of the below
I was in your room

you wish

Jacksparrow0712:
I was here

where? In calabar or walking with the man?

Just like myself. I was retained immediately after service tooo but I took a month permission before resumption to change my way of living(wardrobe and accommodation) from corper to worker. Congratulations OP. More blessing shall come your way

adewaletb3:
Why the hell would I not allow her dress as she pleases.










As long as she comes to work with a condom.

rotten boss

Organisers of KORA (All African Music) Awards have opened their door to artistes who want to partake in the 2015 edition of the awards ceremony.

A representative of KORA Awards, Wofai Samuel, disclosed that the event will take place on Sunday, December 13, 2015 in Windhoek, Namibia.

According to Samuel, entries for the event are in 27 categories and are also opened to artistes in the
African continent and in the Diaspora.

Winner of the ‘Best Artist of the Continent’, according to the organisers, will take home $1 million and to get that, an artiste must have been voted the best of their respective region (East, West, Southern, Northern, Central).

Other categories also come with monetary reward. However, this money, Samuel disclosed, will only be given to award-winners who are in attendance at the awards ceremony, while artistes that missed the event will only get their trophies.


The organisers noted that artistes can enter in one or more categories of their choice, while the song(s) must have been released between January 1st, 2014 and July 15, 2015.

“The artist, author, or composer of the titles in competition mustsubmit his/her application(s) to the KORA Awards’ Team in Abidjan untilJuly 20, 2015,” a statement made available to First Weekly by the organisers last week said.

Also, artistes are expected to write a “formal letter of authorization to be sent to KORA Awards Committee” to permit “the use of your image, videos, music andbiography for promotion of the current KORA edition,” which must be sent to info@koraawards.orgor entries@koraawards.com.

It was disclosed that the songs must be in digital or CD formats, while two colour publicity photographs in format jpeg, pngmust be submitted, which should not be in passport size.

TeamSimple:
Be sincere to yourself,what is 'full' abou that table? All we have there is a glass of juice,table water and plates of rice.

bros answer your own question? you said a glass of juice, are they all sharing one glass?is it a single bottled water that you are seeing there? thank God you see the plates of food. tell me if this is not better than when he was using 30naira sachet of milo?

One of the most respected comedians in Nigeria, Ali Baba was a year older some days back and he was hosted to various parties by different people. He even got a brand new Mercedes Benz car from his wife, who is a bank executive in Nigeria.

Still in the birthday euphoria, the comedian, reflecting on the rise of comedians in the country, stressed that he is not in any way threatened by any one of them. According to him, he also contributes to their success.

He asked, "Why should I be threatened by them? How would I be giving them jokes? If I were, I won’t give them my jokes, and I would tell them not to use my jokes.”


“I make jokes and give to some of them. So, there is nothing like being threatened by them," he told Punch in an interview.

The 50 year old comedian, who has inspired many comedians to stardom, stated further that, "The bottom line is that the day you begin to feel threatened by some other up-and-coming comedians, then you are on your way out. You’re supposed to be somebody they look up to, not somebody they compete with."



http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/34257/13/im-not-threatened-by-younger-colleaguesali-baba.html

In what seems like a scene from Nollywood, a certain ugly drama recently played out on Monday, June 29, at Ikotun, Lagos State, after a housewife, Mrs Joy Bakare, who was allegedly impregnated by her secret lover, died in her lover’s custody after she gave birth to twins.

The bubble busted when Joy died few days after delivering a set of twin; a boy and a girl for her equally married lover, Fatai.

It was gathered that before her death, Joy already had three children for her estranged husband who resides in Surulere area of Lagos State before she became pregnant for Fatai who lived at Abaranje in Ikotun area.

When her lover got wind of her pregnancy, to cover up the shame, he relocated her to the house of a single mother where she eventually put to bed.


However, few days after she was delivered of the babies in a hospital and was brought back to the woman’s flat, she was found dead and foaming from her mouth on top of a bed in one of the rooms in the flat.

When the woman, who harboured her in the flat, heard the babies crying, she went to Joy’s room to find out what was happening only to discover that Joy was dead.

She raised an alarm which attracted neighbours to her flat.

When contacted, her estranged husband rejected her corpse as well as the deceased’s lover, who said he does not know the cause of her death.

It later took the intervention of the deceased elder sister, who volunteered to take the corpse to Isolo General Hospital mortuary.


Subsequently, the twin babies were handed over to Fatai who took them to his house at Ikotun where his wife eventually knew about his adultery.

Meanwhile, the cause of Joy’s death could not be immediately ascertained as there was no report of autopsy from any doctor.


http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/34253/73/lagos-woman-dies-after-having-twins-for-secret-lov.html

The marriage of Nollywood stars, Gloria and Nobert Young has become inspiration to many people both within and outside the entertainment industry in Nigeria.

They have been together for a long time and no issue has so far be reported about their marriage unlike some marriages of celebrities contracted years after theirs.

In a recent interview with Newswatch, Gloria explained what has kept her home intact. According to her, her father has influenced it.

“Now if I go home (her parents’ house) without giving him (father) prior notice, he would ask if there is any problem. He would always want to be notified when I am coming because, according to him, his house is no longer my home,” she said.


“He would always tell me to go and make my home. He also told me to be bold. He would say, ‘do not show anyone that you are afraid of them. Do not be rude. Go after what you want with all boldness.’ He warned me not to break my marriage and return home on account of my stubbornness,” she further revealed.

nifemi25:
Happy married life. Eyin iyawo oni mo rug. Oh sorry Eni

or tiles

Alezy:
lolz...Amen, hawayu?? its been a while

hi

Lilprincey:
She luks finer than 90% of qirls on nairaland#..but beinq a transqender is a NO for me

you are kidding, right? cos i dont see ho he or she or whatever look finer than nairaland girls. as a lady can't even be friend with her look at her she is not presentable. the shape and the makeup tooo wack

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]My only problem is the person that got the FTC space before me.

Abeg who on gen? I wan charge my i-phone6+ [/color]

who gave you iphone6+? no be china android i followed you to buy last week? *in jenifa voice* lying man

oga oooo some months ago this man was using 30naira milo now see full table and they are even using microphone to pray.

Lord, let me possess my possessions. AMEN

tpiander:
no its not




you never heard of such?



not all of them





is your brother not in love with the lady?

wetin bros. are you monitoring them?

Nollywood actress Genevieve Nnaji who has not being tagged to any man after her relationship with D’banj has affirmed that she is single and not searching, because she is a woman, so she is not supposed to look for a man, a man is supposed to look for her. She said this on the Truth with Olisa;

“I am a woman we are not allowed to look, right now, I don’t have a boyfriend, I am that kind of person that eats with her eyes, I need to be attracted to you. Definitely there has to be a physical attraction to draw me to you. But at the end of the day, it’s my mind I am going to fall in love with, so there is something that keeps me, so, I just think that, I am probably looking for a friend, somebody who shares a like mind and somebody who is confident. I like tall guys. I am short so you have to think of the kids” she said.

The actress who just re launched her St. Genevieve clothing line and has about two major endorsement deals with big brands, said any man that is scared of her being successful is a boy. She is not looking for a kind of man that let artificial things like wealth intimidate them.

When she was asked if she would marry a man richer than her, she said she is not rich because she pays tax, she pays rents, she runs an office, so talking about money, she spends and not about the money she makes.


http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/29343/8/any-man-who-is-scared-of-my-success-is-a-boy-genev.html

kaka22:
... then that's the answer... charms are cheap than bodyguards ... so do the needful

Nooo thank you. Charms makes you dizzy and I need clear eyes. You may join my bodyguards

kaka22:
No interest... Remember that customer is always right... Furthermore, you can invest our money pending the time for withdrawal... do you even need bodyguards? Have you not heard about "baba alajo"(the man that goes around to collect money and keep it for the owners)? Baba alajo or Iya alajo doesn't have bodyguards

they have charm oooo

londongal03:
what a country

WHAT HAPPEN TO THE COUNTRY NOW?

kaka22:
interest? You are the one that should pay us interest since we are keeping our money with you which you can use for business like banks do...

for where? do you think it is easy to keep your money and employ body guards to guard my life and the money

Tundecool:
Sheybi u b danfo driver....

sau i am a danfo driver sau

kay29000:
Hmm! Can you still sing it? I'd love for you to sing it to me. Okay, I just clicked on your profile...You look like my future wife.

then you will have to kill many people to get me oooo

isacolukay:
But u be fine girl sha....

thank you

kaka22:
you want to yahoo yahoo us abi ... By the way, you look like my friend's gf... Did you finish from OAU?

you will just pay interest for keeping your money that is all. i am UNAD graduate not OAU

i said it, i know they won't want us to turn our houses to bank.

Wife of former Super Eagles Skipper, Joseph Yobo, Adaeze Yobo, has called on her husband to keep insulting her so that she can do away with excessive eating habit which has made her grown so fat.

She shared a write-up which reads; “I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my mouth.”

Adaeze said she would also prefer to be slapped as she also likes having a taste of her baby milk which has also played a role on her size.

According to her, “Or just slap it out my mouth, I tell my husband to keep calling me fat and keep insulting me which works till 12 midnight when I start licking Jayden’s baby milk and snacking on frosties while watching Wendy spill the tea. I need a hot slap at that moment, the type of slap that would make me say “hi never hesperedit” in hot tears.”



http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/34237/28/why-i-prefer-my-husband-to-slap-meadaeze-yobo.html

am not a music person but i cram that song offhand.
from beginning to the end

k

kaka22:
... If everyone follows your footstep by turning their houses into banks, then robbers will pay regular visits to every home..

you all can use my house as your bank,i won't ask for BVN I promise