₦airaland Forum

Jacksparrow0712:
Oh! Really? Nice story about them. They must be some ancient creations

lolz. U r kidding right?

i have taken your virginity, u r mine forever! like seriously?

the guy is cute bytheway

Jacksparrow0712:
Who are they? What are they into?

they are Adam and Eve into baby factory

Mopolchi:
No mind op. Just hold the man or woman wey be ur Oga for throat tell am say if im no increase am heaven go fall.

are you there to ask for increment or to commit murder?

14DUI:
The rule is simple, whoever invite someone for a meal pays the bill. The lady should pay the bill.

but as a gentleman you should never allow a lady to pay for your meal except she did it in your absent (maybe while you go to the rest room) or that was not your first date and she insisted on paying.

handsomeclouds:
I don't believe this story its either a hoax or it has been embellished. Does the girl have a prior feeling he wasn't gonna pay for the meal? That would have been the only explanation for the guy's picture during the meal.

i think the girl snapped him cos of the way he was eating. girls can gossip about you through their BB while you are sitting and eating with them on the same table.

hmmmm

it is normal for people to stare at you. even when you are not a celebrity. as a new member in a church for the first 3months you are fresh and every guy wish to have a word with you, you are the one reigning until someone new comes. they will stare but will get use to you with time.
stop using the people staring at you as an excuse for not going to church. are you Nigeria only celebrities? don't others go to church?

Nairalandar:
Where them dey..?

space bookers ni

where are the arrows on the guy body pointed?

garokabir:
E

pascal2young:
h

Built2last:
k

akonibobo:
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Nairalandar:
ok...

carzola:
z

see them ...

hardbody:
Benin is the reason i hardly ever go to the east by road again. Even when i went back in January to pick my car i left in the villa after xmas, it was by divine intervention that i missed being robbed. I was speeding after a car that overtook me and in the process i missed the mbano turn off and did not realize where i was until after 30 minutes solid driving and i realized i had cleared okigwe and was approaching the university....i think ABSU. Naturally it took me another 30 minutes to get back on track. By the time i got to benin by pass, they had just finished robbing. Combined team of army and police were shooting into the nearby bushes while belongings were clustered by the side of the road with people crying all around.

it is well Bros. Am afraid of the city for all reasons

Gejpresident:
u just talking rubbish, even here in Melbourne there is crime

Pls go to school hoe

God punish u ashawo

too mature to exchange words with u. But if I am ashewo then am ur father girlfriend better than ur mum

Bolosiye:
dis gal u can lie oh

I live in Benin nd I knw what I hear nd see everyday.

slap1:
You mean Ogun State?

not Ogun this time around it is Benin

everything is in Benin. they ve killed each other. all the youth are nowhere to be found. some are dead while some ran for their lives.

everybody look back while walking cos anybody can be victim. human life does not mean anything to them.


RIP to the dead.

SMH.

mizjules:
Lool cute! Dunno where the e went

lolz

mizjules:
Looks like a cooking pot... The boy is cut! I can just smuggle him in the pot... Sorry cup to naija

what cut the boy plsss

you do not belong to anyone but you belong to everyone

DickDastardly:
I only need to know the one lugard lived in. Walai, i will raze it to the ground

Lord Lugard house is in Calabar it is now use to store Artifact from ancient Nigeria. if truly u want to raze it to the ground like you said abeg tell the people in charge to remove all Nigeria history in the house cos everything in there makes us understand what happened in those days.

xdunamis:
Oh the beauty of life! She was defenestrated, a collotarsal deed propagated by the hiltherto asarian meleesapiens. But i rejoice when i recall kudirat, she was an icon. She was an immaculate veteran concepted of goodwill and selfless service to all. She was a promogastic collosus whose milestones no one can benchpress, her landmarks were so marsobaltic. She was an athlete of semithanism, a contentalised and saberticalised cosmo who transcended beyond all hypotanics. Sleep on kudi, your unplagiarised and galvanised legacies can never be incenerated.

excuse me plssss are u by any chance Patrick son or brother or any of his relation? Plsss speak english

BeeBeeOoh:
apparently! Call me Niccodemus if u don't mind..

lolz I did nt say that but it will b nice

BeeBeeOoh:
Lafin so hard, *falls of banana tree..

y were u on banana tree in the first place? Were u standing on it to see ur state governor pass by?

MEGGATRON:
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i think the best thing is to teach them together or better still teach the girls while your wife teach the guys.
boys will listen to their mother more cos she is a woman and she knows all girls trick and they can always call her for some answers the same goes to the man

tollytexy:
Haba!!! i'm not like u na wey dey use NokLa Fone with 3 Sims wey come get TV lol

atleast it has TV dt safe money for big TV nd instead of 3phones I can easily carry one phone using 3sims. Lolz

houseofphreedah:
no side effect, what the oil does is to peel the dark knuckle.

hmmmm

adexeli:
Five?? . . Okay.. Besides the one she get never do.. Make she go use am seduce God nah

lolz at seduce God