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God! I hate those blood sucking little creatures.

This explains why they bother me alot (i hate it when they sing that boring song close to my ear).
Can someone please show me where i can change my blood type? I definitely need the mosquito repellant type.
Thanks in advance.

My signature pls.

OMO IBO: Miss lady, may I ask you to read that paragraph again.

U just took those words out of my mouth.

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Now, BIS can not work on android smartphone because it wasn't designed for it but if you know how to work around it, good luck!

U should have included the price for each bundle.

If they don't present a young, energetic and capable presidential candidate come 2015, then they are wasting their time, we've evolved past old cargoes in this country.

#We are curiously watching against the drama that will unfold.

emmysenior: Even the officials too? I supposed it used to be the s£x starved prisoners that engage in such act to ease themselves.

Wait! If I may ask; what happens to people whom their as$es got bursted?
Shey shit go dey commot uncontrollably ni?

Guess e go dey run turbulently like tap.

The advantage is that they won't have to worry about that "strong stubborn shyt", na one way.

el bin manny: who is this incubated moro'on ?? B4 u call someone a retar'd make sure u get your tenses right! Apart from the Directive to the Min. of EDU, Mr president has also requested that your English teacher be stoned to death at the eagle's square if he fails to make a refund in the next 24 hrs

U just finished the guy, i wanted responding him but now there's nothing left of him.

#BRUTALITY.

I hope they end the strike this week, but school can be very tiring at times, imagine going back only to face exams when your brain has over rested.

Good news but not so good news.

People die because of good roads (over speeding) and people die because of bad roads (pot holes), the difference is that one chose to kill himself while the other was killed. The senators aren't much concerned about the latter.

payless: Wow! He said "mark my word there will be a bomb explosion in kano"

His ip address must be tracked down and he should brought in for questioning. He knew what was coming.

As at the time he made that comment the bomb had already exploded - for close to an hour.

Not withstanding, he has questions to answer. The relevant authorities need to do their job ASAP.

payless: Just like people who believe Buhari is the one throwing bombs.

whatever, i've made my point and fyi, i'm not one of them. I'm nt one of those that politicize things to score cheap points.

One thing i've realised lately is that most people who are quick to believe conspiracies either have low I.Q or they are not o.k with what is staring them at the face hence, the need to accept any explanation they are more comfortable with.

payless: Well, we need to start asking government the tough questions. Have you heard about the house recently bought in Lagos by the government of Bayelsa State that were loaded with bomb materials? When you add 1+1; you get two. This government has agenda to distabilize Nigeria. The only way to do it is by doing exactly what happened today in kano. Some of you just think accusing Buhari as the culprit is the way to go. If Buhari was the culprit, why hasn't he been arrested?

My heart bleed for the lost lives and the injured ones.

U need not say more, i know where you are coming from because i already know people like you. You can try all you can to defend your believe, its not my problem. I only sympathise with the bereaved.

payless: I used to live in the North and I can tell you those muslims would not do something like this during thier fasting period.

This is handowrk of Jonathan and his Ijaw touts. This is a ploy to distabilize the North, then declare State of Emergency. Igbo people are going to be the sacrificial lamb when it is all said and done.

Listen to yourself, do you think you are making any sense? So this is all a slow thinking primate like you can think of when others are showing sympathy to the bereaved and hoping that the number of casualties are few, may be you should tell us exactly how it happened. Conspiracy makes more sense to you because of your apparent gullibility. I suggest you start making effective use of your brain. SMH.

adagodson: Some kain prayers dey funny sha. You with God, who suppose bless each other?

Check your dictionary. Bless has other meaning like; to call God holy.

*Just trying to help the dude out.

pobosky20: B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G NEWS: ASUU suspends strike, Vanguard Newspaper, 01/2/2011.
* i love reading old Newspapers*

I thought so, with your archaic level of thinking, it tells alot.

Mba [shrugs]

DexxyAlebs: Guy no be chevron o, i guess it must be a mistake from someone who wanted to do a transfer i hope say u never spend d money sha?

whatever it is, atleast you now know i'm not making it up. If na u go send am from the "Corporate HQ" e no consyn me. What i know is money got in and it served me well.

Had to dowload another screen shot (deleted the previous one together with other apps to free up space) to show you the mail.

Besto: no mind am.....typical noise marker...all my candidates my biznes centre handled hvnt receive anyting...abt 80peeps ohh

Listen, i wouldn't come here to claim i have recieved it when i know i've not - doesn't make any sense to me besides, i'm way too mature for that. The only reason i posted about it here was because the money had been in my account(via credit transfer) before i found out and that was after i checked my mail, my thought was that others have recieved theirs too. If you don't believe it that's your problem not mine, and so you know, a friend who is also yet to recieve called to tell me a guy he spoke to also got his. Please learn to show respect when making your point when you have doubts about what someone says rather than trying to make him appear st.upid.

Besto: wat bank do u use

GTBank.

Two friends of myn have not recieved theirs yet, both using first bank. For me sha d mony don almost finish.

Yam moments??
That's for boiled yam eaters, for me fried yam all the way, so i've not had such experience.

ashile: You use d word blackmail

Is blackmail no longer a crime.


Also are u sure u guys have the interest of d majority or d nation at heart.

I doubt

All I can say its well

Blackmail also means the act of putting pressure on a person or a group to do something they do not want to do. Yerima used religion to make them feel guilty, that is blacmail

onyxo76: which useless fruits?? i work in a university in south west nigeria and i know what is going on by the day so stop trying to show us that is all is being resolved...

I'm sure you are not a lecturer in that school.

Deekaydadon: When and which bank was it sent to?

Since on 18th, GTBank. Didn't even know because i did not get any msg alert, saw the credit transfer mail from GTB when i checked my mailbox. Further went to the nearest ATM so as to be sure, i checked my balance and saw that it has increased by 10k.

I've been given the reinbursement, it was transfered to my account. Has anyone recieved his/hers too?

Ikenna94: @shymexx shut up, without people like ortega in midfield do tink maradona's goals and runs would ve counted? Besides mikel is beta dan makalele

Blasphemy to football! Are you sure you watched Makelele? I doubt if you did.

My problem with SR is their own form of journalism, they are always subjective with their reportage. They take sides with everything, once they are on your side they will report only good things about you and will do the exact opposite when they are not on your side. May be objectivity means nothing to them.

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]....Pastor dey play "hide and seek".




He doesnt want to be dragged into politics but what business does a pastor have spending nine days in active investigation with NDLEA?

We wouldn't expect NDLEA to be at the pulpit preaching scripture, would we? So what's pastor doing with NDLEA and al Mustapha investigation?[/quote]You don't seem to comprehend what TBJ said. He was being questioned over allegations against him, prolly drug related. It was during that period he met Al-Mustapha.

Underage marriage the solution to female vices - Yerima.

Yerima who disclosed this in his "city" said that their is immorality in this city of mine and their is a need to curb the immorality. He asserted that the only way out is for people like me to marry all these children. Yerima, being a slowpoke couldn't profer a better than his myopic solution (atleast it will help his paedophilic lust for children). In his words, "you see, to set example with what i am clamouring for, i have imported a child from Egypt as wife". When asked why he did not get one from Nigeria since our problem is rife, he responded saying "you see, it is good that we help our brothers, i saw the girl playing with sand together with some boys when i travelled to Egypt and i liked her, actually it was love at first site, that was why i decided to marry her or do you want those little boys to get her before me?". He was further asked if he saw nothing wrong with getting married to an underage, Yerima replied "ofcourse not, as a muslim, mohd (saw) is my role model and he (mohd) married a six-year old of which i should have done the same but may be next time". He concluded by saying that whoever wants his six-year daughter should come seek for her hand in marriage as he wants her to be like Aisha.


Pathetic phool.

Latest development from ABU website.

This is to inform qualified candidates for the 2013/2014 Post-UTME Screening to complete their registration and await the announcement of new dates for the screening exercise!


The rumour is infact true.