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Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment by Markenny(m): 11:52am On Apr 13, 2011
nag!!!!
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment by Markenny(m): 9:17pm On Apr 12, 2011
auch!!!!
ComputersRe: Try It Guys Your Computer Is “male” Or “female” by Markenny(op): 11:49am On Apr 08, 2011
bhsadmin:
hmm my is guy.

can one get beyond this?
huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Quarterfinal Match Preview: Chelsea Vs Manchester United by Markenny(m): 5:39pm On Apr 06, 2011
any link to watch?online
ComputersRe: Try It Guys Your Computer Is “male” Or “female” by Markenny(op): 3:11pm On Apr 06, 2011
snthesis:
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooocooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
bicth or gay?
ComputersRe: Try It Guys Your Computer Is “male” Or “female” by Markenny(op): 11:52am On Apr 06, 2011
@bankole

gay lapi lol,
who also check his or her what do u have?
ComputersRe: Try It Guys Your Computer Is “male” Or “female” by Markenny(op): 4:13pm On Apr 05, 2011
it cool my is fu, ,ckin bicth thats why it slow some times
ComputersTry It Guys Your Computer Is “male” Or “female” by Markenny(op): 4:08pm On Apr 05, 2011
To find if your computer is “male” or “female”, ??

1. Open Notepad

2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice"wink.Speak"Agent X Y i love you"

, 3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs

, 4. Run the file ,

If you hear a male voice, you have a boy.
If you hear a female voice, you have a girl.
CultureRe: Do You Find The Word "nigga" Offensive? by Markenny(m): 7:03pm On Apr 01, 2011
yap,
TravelRe: Are Here Any Nigerians From Germany? by Markenny(m): 4:57pm On Apr 01, 2011
@katy
at the form blow is my name markenny emeka
u can also see my apportiment date on 16 of march
u see money paid 65doller
payment status done
embassy berlin
if u and ur man is not convice then, go to berlin
Hope that, they will open there door with your police paper
i send u the full form of my own payment via email
TravelRe: Are Here Any Nigerians From Germany? by Markenny(m): 4:36pm On Apr 01, 2011
i already told u he is working in berlin nigeria embassy,it vry much possible
he will need ur application id and refrence number,i attch my payment slip here
for u to kwn am not fakeing

secondly germa police hve no say in nija embasy,
even it hard for them to allow white person into the embassy
without appoitment for visa,i rember goin there with my wife
she have to stand out side,police will not help him.
i will send the full payment form to ur mail maybe he will
reconsider

TravelRe: Are Here Any Nigerians From Germany? by Markenny(m): 12:12pm On Apr 01, 2011
brutal:
Markeny- -what do u mean by"valid visa not allowed"?
it means ur visa card is not accptabel,
there web site is broken,u cant pay with any card for nw.
try it u will see,

@katy let me kwn if u got the mail,i send it to the mail u provide and
it not delived,
i got ur mail (mail u wrote me with)and i reply,, how do u find my mail add?
check ur MAIL;
TravelRe: Are Here Any Nigerians From Germany? by Markenny(m): 10:17am On Apr 01, 2011
@katy i will send u his number via maill,

@azorjiu, like i said befor swgloballlc is broken,there are not accptin master card and amex any more,only valid visa card is alowed ironically(valid visa is not allowed too),reason nigerians are makein payment with hack credit card,so swgloballlc is havein big time prob with banks and nija immegration services,
More, u can not call nigeria embasy on the phone and ask for help to pay online,u wil get the worst insult of ur life,reason cos the line is been control,and there dont wanna lose there job.thats why the are unfriendly.
TravelRe: Are Here Any Nigerians From Germany? by Markenny(m): 9:29am On Mar 30, 2011
hotelbook:
what about a Nigerian born in Germany 1980 but has been refused citizenship and is currently in Nigeria?He has confirmed German Birth certificates
It ur mother a german citizen,if not look for lawyer.
TravelRe: Are Here Any Nigerians From Germany? by Markenny(m): 1:11am On Mar 30, 2011
@poster, i had the same probs when i wanted to apply for mine,there site is broken,even if u had credit card it not goin to work.it take me three month to figure out how u can get pay online.
1 go to berlin ask for obi nwaeke he will charge u 80 euro and pay it for u.he is workin with the embassy,
2 u can drop ur e- mail i will send u his number, if u dont want to go berlin without appoitment,
Obi has contact with swgloball in usa,he need ur application id and reference number,then a day later check ur status it done.
Am from austria but am in germany now,neu ulm.
PhonesRe: Nimbuzz Users ( Symbian Version Only ): Check This Out: by Markenny(m): 3:10pm On Mar 29, 2011
mine is, markenny

Add me
TravelRe: gone by Markenny(m): 8:14pm On Mar 26, 2011
@poster i will not adivse but i will tell u little about norway
i was in norway(oslo) last  year for one month,for my own norway is a bullshit conutry
first the black in norway nerva talk to each other,and incase u havnt check norway is second in
the list of most expensive conutry,one bottle of gas water cost 10kone about 5euro
,in germany it cost 35cent and 25cent fant,austria it cost 90cent,i cant afford there hotel so i slept in the
bahnhof(train station)for 3 days and  the last days in asylum camp,if say hallo to black in english he will
speak french,speak french there will turn to dutch.the weather over there is not predictable,and it cold like hell
the speak english and norwagen,there guys and girls are friendly to blacks,if u are goin there for footbal gud luck
but for schoolin make sure u have soruce of income.and norway is vry vry vry small and boaring country.i hate myself
when i was there. beside nothing is happein there much, if u are guy man,,
TravelRe: Re-issue Of Nigerian E-passport Advise by Markenny(op): 10:27am On Mar 26, 2011
unipol:
bros, you don't need to stay up to 2 days if you are willing to pay bribe because it is always cash and carry. but should be incase you insist in sleeping there, i can asure you that hotels are very cheap, or you can still move to napoli and get a cheaper or cheapest hotel, the same napoli can still give you the chances of buying italian original shoes and wears at cheap rate, rome/roma and unmentionable/napoli are very close. as for the phone no of the embassy insiders to call, i will give you any time you want it.
okay , i need the number of some one insder, i wish am not even spending more than 2 days in roma, pls drop the number
my mail is emmyronja@yahoo.com
thanx man, are uin napoli?
TravelRe: Re-issue Of Nigerian E-passport Advise by Markenny(op): 11:25am On Mar 25, 2011
cos it one of the country i will nerva go to, even if i have visa for free,beside
i have to fly if am goin there,i dnt have passport cant fly rember,
TravelRe: Re-issue Of Nigerian E-passport Advise by Markenny(op): 10:44am On Mar 25, 2011
greece is no go area, more than italy,austria and italy have borda,
so it closer and cheaper for me,i
TravelRe: Re-issue Of Nigerian E-passport Advise by Markenny(op): 10:31am On Mar 25, 2011
unipol:
i am writing you directly from italy. i believe everything is possible in that criminal embassy rome. touts has taken over the embassy, bribery and corruption is the order of the day in nigerian embassy rome,so you must be ready to pay bribe for every services and your passport will be re-issued. but hold atleast 1400 euro for it.
hmm,if that is goin to be possible then italy i go.
but the prob is that i nerva been to italy befor, u kwn any cheap hotel or
any one i can clash with for one month house rent, cos wit awy nija embassy is i hav to stay more than 10 days , dont wan travl much,cos it cos moni, pls rply.if u also have any contact wit any one inside embassy u can give me the contact
TravelRe: Re-issue Of Nigerian E-passport Advise by Markenny(op): 12:27pm On Mar 23, 2011
nija and there whahala self,
simple thing there alwys make it big, am tired of there rubish self,
TravelRe: Re-issue Of Nigerian E-passport Advise by Markenny(op): 1:01am On Mar 23, 2011
@oy, i dnt understand wat u mean,u mean some else
pick ur pass upn and send it to u in state,or do i missunderstand wat
u wrote.do u got re issue in state or in nija?austrians are not
stupid i cant go to hospital and say my name is A and i want my babe
Family name to be A without prov.:-$
If i have e passport issue in nigeria,not in europ
will I have prob with the freindly plozie?
TravelRe: Re-issue Of Nigerian E-passport Advise by Markenny(op): 7:55pm On Mar 22, 2011
oyewolejos:
To the best of my knowledge u can only get a re-issue from their head office in Abuja.
If u have a copy of the passport u don't need to come just give someone (family or friend) the passport number and they will get a re-issue for u in Abuja.
Re-issue is more difficult nowadays. U will need a Police report,the passport number and bribe grin
When i lost mine in 2009 i got a re-issue within 10 days in Abuja for 25k.
it sound more easy,but i try that too.they need my present for finger print.

Idont want to go to nija cos oof passport .nija haave embasy here.atleast there
must be a way for ppl in europ to get re issue.well am wellinn to pay more
rather than buyin flight ticket to nija.have any one got re issue out side nija
pls reply it urgent

pls
TravelRe-issue Of Nigerian E-passport Advise by Markenny(op): 3:39pm On Mar 22, 2011
i recently lost my e-passport in norway, now it a big drama to get new one
i based in Austria(wien) but unfortunately Austrian Nigeria embassy dint have the passport machine
i appled for appointment online,i got appointment @ Nigeria embassy Berlin germany,i went with
every document they needed to Berlin,after payin 200euro to embassy acct,i was told that it not
possible for then to re issue E-passport.and i cant get my money back
i dnt understand,i lost 200 bus plus train ticket to Berlin,hotel and risk to travel without passport
to another country and i get nottin,i didn't even get a good answer, i was advise to go back to Nigeria,
some also say i should go to Rome Italy,it easy,. am confuse because my woman will soon give birth and
if i dint present my passport my baby will not answer my family name, i need advise how can i get myE-passport
without travelin to nija?any niaralander in Italy? is it true that i can get my Pass re-issue in Italy.
pls i need advise
Foreign AffairsGoogle Person Finder: 2011 Japan Earthquake by Markenny(op): 10:21pm On Mar 12, 2011
for people thats missing in japan earthquake.

http://japan.person-finder.appspot.com/?lang=en
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Markenny(m): 7:20pm On Mar 04, 2011
not gay
Forum GamesRe: Second Vowel Letter Game. by Markenny(m): 7:18pm On Mar 04, 2011
milf
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment by Markenny(m): 7:16pm On Mar 04, 2011
police
PhonesRe: Nokia Users Share Ur Ovi Username by Markenny(m): 10:53am On Feb 14, 2011
mine is markenny
FamilyRe: Are Girls More Difficult To Train Than Boys? by Markenny(m): 6:10pm On Jan 12, 2011
playmate:
some parents have made training girls alot easier. .they just circumcised them!
howhuh?
FamilyRe: I Regret Bringing My Wife Abroad by Markenny(m): 9:06pm On Jan 05, 2011
which contry are u @ the poster?

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