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Romance***what Girls Want Guys To Do*** by Markenny(op): 1:27pm On Jul 03, 2010
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T- SHIRT TO SLEEP IN
LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT NOTES
KISS HER IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
TELL HER SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL
LOOK INTO HER EYES WHEN YOU TALK TO HER
JUST WALK AROUND WITH HER
FORGIVE HER FOR HER MISTAKES
LOOK AT HER LIKE SHE IS THE ONLY GIRL YOU SEE
TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAY STOP
HOLD HER HAND WHEN YOU ARE AROUND YOUR FRIENDS
WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT YOU,TELL HER YOU LOVE HER
LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN YOUR ARMS
GET HER MAD,THEN KISS HER
TEASE HER AND LET HER TEASE YOU BACK
WATCH HER FAVORITE MOVIES WITH HER
KISS HER FOREHEAD
GIVE HER THE WORLD shocked grin
LET HER WEAR YOUR CLOTHES
WRITE HER LATTERS
WHEN SHE IS SAD; HANG OUT WITH HER
LET HER KWN SHE IS IMPORTANT
LET HER TAKE ALL THE PHOTOS SHE WANT OF YOU
KISS HER IN THE POURING RAIN
WHEN YOU FALL INLOVE WITH HER TELL HER.
SportsRe: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by Markenny(m): 8:44pm On Jul 02, 2010
hmmmm what a f, undecidedu, c.k lipsrsealed huh
SportsRe: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by Markenny(m): 8:38pm On Jul 02, 2010
hmm play play play africa will win world cup
CultureRe: Craziest Thing You've Ever Done? by Markenny(m): 3:44pm On Jun 27, 2010
Ranoscky:
Can't remember mine for now, but at the mean time, let me share with u guys the 1 i witnessed with my friend.

we were inside a bus going home, so the bus stopped at 1 bustop to pick up passengers. along the line, 1 fine beauriful glancing and charming gurl came in and sat beside my friend, we were sitting at the back then.(meanwhile, when the gurl 1st entered the bus, my friend was like  shocked shocked shocked,"WOW!!! CHECKOUT DIS BEAURIFUL GURL. shocked HOW I WISH SHE'LL COME AND SIT BESIDE ME". Later when the bus started moving, my friend started talking to the gurl. so the way the gurl was smiling when responding to my friend was surprising to me. undecided she was even caressing his (my friend) hands, rubbing his chest, KISSING him inside the bus. shocked shocked shocked JEEZ!!! i was like. . ."MEEEHN, DIS GUY DON GET LUCK GET FINE GURL O! shocked SO TEY THE GURL DEY KISS AM INSIDE BUS WITHOUT SHAME WEY EVERYBODY DEY INSIDE! shocked CHEI!!! NAWA O! NA SO LUCK DEY TAKE COME O!" my friend even asked the gurl to go home with him, and the gurl said no problem that she's willing to go with him. you guy's need to see the happiness on my friends face that day. so later it got to a stage that the gurl started actting strange, i started wondering what's happeninig? undecided I started feeling suspicious that, the gurl has "mental dis-order" (phsyco). i told my friend that this gurl is not normal, that she has brain touch, but my friend said GOD forbid, that it's not true and it can never be. how can a beauriful and charming gurl like this be a pyscho? (mental dis-order) that i should STFU (shut the fukk up), maybe i'm drunk. and i said ok O! when we were about to get to the next bustop, the gurl just walk to the exit door and stood there. b4 the twinkle of an eye, she started dancing an indian dance infront of everybody, raised up her skirt and was twisting her body like a snake gurl down to the floor like strippers dancing round a metal in the club. immediately my friend saw the drama the gurl was acting, he was full of surprises shocked shocked shocked and shouting. . ."MY GOD!!! shocked shocked shocked!!! DON'T TELL ME I JUST KISSED (caught fun with) A MAD GURL" shocked shocked shocked. . .when the gurl later came down, she started spitting here and there, laughing and talking to herself. the peeps that knew her so well for what she was at that bustop started runing away from her. I don laff tire so teyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grin grin grin grin grin, peeps inside the bus that saw what happened started laughing an uncontrollable laugh at my friend. grin grin grin grin grin. . .i come dey feel sorry/pity for the guy sha, cry cry cry at the same time, i dey feel ashame say na me and the guy follow. embarassed embarassed embarassed when we got to the next bustop, the guy came down sharp-sharp, bought toothpaste and brush with water to brush-off the sweetness of the MAD GURL's salyver. grin grin grin. . .Omo no be small thing that day O! grin
super story
CultureRe: Craziest Thing You've Ever Done? by Markenny(m): 3:44pm On Jun 27, 2010
Ranoscky:
Can't remember mine for now, but at the mean time, let me share with u guys the 1 i witnessed with my friend.

we were inside a bus going home, so the bus stopped at 1 bustop to pick up passengers. along the line, 1 fine beauriful glancing and charming gurl came in and sat beside my friend, we were sitting at the back then.(meanwhile, when the gurl 1st entered the bus, my friend was like  shocked shocked shocked,"WOW!!! CHECKOUT DIS BEAURIFUL GURL. shocked HOW I WISH SHE'LL COME AND SIT BESIDE ME". Later when the bus started moving, my friend started talking to the gurl. so the way the gurl was smiling when responding to my friend was surprising to me. undecided she was even caressing his (my friend) hands, rubbing his chest, KISSING him inside the bus. shocked shocked shocked JEEZ!!! i was like. . ."MEEEHN, DIS GUY DON GET LUCK GET FINE GURL O! shocked SO TEY THE GURL DEY KISS AM INSIDE BUS WITHOUT SHAME WEY EVERYBODY DEY INSIDE! shocked CHEI!!! NAWA O! NA SO LUCK DEY TAKE COME O!" my friend even asked the gurl to go home with him, and the gurl said no problem that she's willing to go with him. you guy's need to see the happiness on my friends face that day. so later it got to a stage that the gurl started actting strange, i started wondering what's happeninig? undecided I started feeling suspicious that, the gurl has "mental dis-order" (phsyco). i told my friend that this gurl is not normal, that she has brain touch, but my friend said GOD forbid, that it's not true and it can never be. how can a beauriful and charming gurl like this be a pyscho? (mental dis-order) that i should STFU (shut the fukk up), maybe i'm drunk. and i said ok O! when we were about to get to the next bustop, the gurl just walk to the exit door and stood there. b4 the twinkle of an eye, she started dancing an indian dance infront of everybody, raised up her skirt and was twisting her body like a snake gurl down to the floor like strippers dancing round a metal in the club. immediately my friend saw the drama the gurl was acting, he was full of surprises shocked shocked shocked and shouting. . ."MY GOD!!! shocked shocked shocked!!! DON'T TELL ME I JUST KISSED (caught fun with) A MAD GURL" shocked shocked shocked. . .when the gurl later came down, she started spitting here and there, laughing and talking to herself. the peeps that knew her so well for what she was at that bustop started runing away from her. I don laff tire so teyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grin grin grin grin grin, peeps inside the bus that saw what happened started laughing an uncontrollable laugh at my friend. grin grin grin grin grin. . .i come dey feel sorry/pity for the guy sha, cry cry cry at the same time, i dey feel ashame say na me and the guy follow. embarassed embarassed embarassed when we got to the next bustop, the guy came down sharp-sharp, bought toothpaste and brush with water to brush-off the sweetness of the MAD GURL's salyver. grin grin grin. . .Omo no be small thing that day O! grin
super stroy
CultureRe: Craziest Thing You've Ever Done? by Markenny(m): 11:23am On Jun 27, 2010
went to NORWAY in winter,
i cant work on the street,bleeding through my nose because of cold.
minus 60degree.

plus eating rice with chinease pick (stick)
for 30 Min's i didn't pick one piece of rice,i have to use my hand in the the public
of igwee mmadu.lol that was funny
TV/MoviesRe: Favorite Nigeria Tv Station N Worst by Markenny(m): 11:05am On Jun 27, 2010
orf
AutosRe: Toyota Rav 4 1997 For (400thousand Naira) by Markenny(op): 10:12pm On Jun 21, 2010
Siena:
Before I answer your question, if it's worth 2,000 euros I'll ask you to clarify a couple of issues.

1) Where abouts are you?
2) Where do you wish to use the car?
3) Do you intend to keep the car after repairs, or sell it on?
4) Have you had a bodyshop price up the cost of repairs?
5) Do you have a source of replacement body panels, if yes, what's the cost?
i am in AUSTRIA.i dont really kwn about cars.
iam not planning to use the car here in austria.in nigeria ofcos.
i dont kwn how much the body work will cost.
i was thinking to repair it in nigeria.,
i dont have any source of replacement body panels.pls
how much do u think it will cost to repair it in nigeria.
pls reply.
AutosRe: Toyota Rav 4 1997 For (400thousand Naira) by Markenny(op): 9:05pm On Jun 21, 2010
the car imformation,

Price (EUR): € 2,252
Year: 1997/12
Nature of documents: documents of Hungary
Validity of documents: Valid documents
A valid technical check: 2011 / 9
Mileage km: 144,862 km
Construction: Combination
Condition: Broken
Fuel: Gasoline
Gearbox type: Automatic (4 speed)
Displacement: 1998 cc
Performance: 95 kW, 129 hp
Transportable eye. Number: 4 people
Doors: 3
Air conditioning type: Automatic
Color: Black (metallic)
Dry weight: 1,180 kg
Total weight: 1,565 kg
Boot: 175 liters

AutosToyota Rav 4 1997 For (400thousand Naira) by Markenny(op): 9:00pm On Jun 21, 2010
pls guys advice,, paying for this car tomorrow,
do it worth the price.Hungarian broken TOYOTA RAV 4 1997,
should i buy it?the price is 2000 euro.am planing to
go to Hungary on wensday to pay for it.

the pics below.

SportsRe: Out Of Order: Kaita Receives Death Threats After Red Card by Markenny(m): 8:22pm On Jun 20, 2010
SportsRe: What's Wrong With All The African Teams? by Markenny(m): 5:47pm On Jun 20, 2010
faakay:
As usuaL grin
he need stuff, he is a bloody junkie
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by Markenny(m): 10:58am On Jun 14, 2010
taiwo injury not a problem says idah,, NIGERIAN team Media Officer, Peterside Idah, said yesterday in Johannesburg that the Super Eagles left full back, Taye Taiwo, who suffered a knee sprain after taking a long range snot, which missed the Argentina goal post by one inch is fine andnot badly injured as speculated.


The Olympique Marseille defender surprisingly resumed training with his teammates yesterday and may likely make the first choice team against Greece on Thursday in Bloemfontein.

Taiwo was stretcherd off the pitch with 15 minutes left on the watch. The way he limped with sharp pain when he was taken outside the pitch prompted concerns that he had suffered a serious injury and could be out for the tournament.


Peterside told Sports Compass here in Johannesburg: "Taiwo is fine and he took part m a light run for the players who played in yesterday's training game."



http://www.compassnewspaper.com/NG/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=60785:taiwos-injury-not-a-problem-says-idah&catid=676:world-cup-2010&Itemid=669
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by Markenny(m): 10:57am On Jun 14, 2010
i pass,
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by Markenny(m): 10:50am On Jun 14, 2010
taiwo?`huh??
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by Markenny(m): 10:44am On Jun 14, 2010
any news about tiawo?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by Markenny(m): 9:33pm On Jun 13, 2010
nigeria 2-greece 1
SportsRe: World Cup 2010: Serbia Vs Ghana [ 0 - 1] On Sunday 13th June 2010 by Markenny(m): 3:11pm On Jun 13, 2010
lol
SportsRe: Group C: Algeria Vs Slovenia: [0 - 0] On Sunday June 13, 2010 @ World Cup by Markenny(m): 2:05pm On Jun 13, 2010
slovenia    Goal
SportsRe: Group C: Algeria Vs Slovenia: [0 - 0] On Sunday June 13, 2010 @ World Cup by Markenny(m): 1:59pm On Jun 13, 2010
red card for alg:::
SportsRe: World Cup: South Africa Vs Mexico [1 - 1] On Friday 11th June 2010 by Markenny(m): 3:51pm On Jun 11, 2010
finsh 0-0
SportsRe: World Cup: South Africa Vs Mexico [1 - 1] On Friday 11th June 2010 by Markenny(m): 3:47pm On Jun 11, 2010
nearly
SportsRe: World Cup: South Africa Vs Mexico [1 - 1] On Friday 11th June 2010 by Markenny(m): 3:43pm On Jun 11, 2010
the germans say it not ,,.,, ,.  offside
SportsRe: World Cup: South Africa Vs Mexico [1 - 1] On Friday 11th June 2010 by Markenny(m): 3:42pm On Jun 11, 2010
who is number 17 of mexicans,?he is pulling ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
goal, offside
SportsRe: World Cup: South Africa Vs Mexico [1 - 1] On Friday 11th June 2010 by Markenny(m): 3:41pm On Jun 11, 2010
hmmmm what is happening?
SportsRe: World Cup: South Africa Vs Mexico [1 - 1] On Friday 11th June 2010 by Markenny(m): 3:21pm On Jun 11, 2010
what is happening?s/afric, hmmm my money is on ur side oooooooooooooooooo
SportsRe: World Cup: South Africa Vs Mexico [1 - 1] On Friday 11th June 2010 by Markenny(m): 3:03pm On Jun 11, 2010
on the way , GO S/AFRIC,,
SportsRe: World Cup: South Africa Vs Mexico [1 - 1] On Friday 11th June 2010 by Markenny(m): 2:49pm On Jun 11, 2010
i bet  on s/afric handicap,
guys hope iam not wrong on that,

BusinessRe: Advice On Relocation To Nigeria From Uk by Markenny(m): 9:18am On Jun 09, 2010
[quote author=wazobia-ng link=topic=459359.msg6179473#msg6179473 date=1276068288]u'll need 50 million, a matchet and open eyes[/quote]lol.
Music/RadioRe: What Song(s) do You Never Get Tired Of Listening To? by Markenny(m): 12:41pm On May 29, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esTVVjpTzIY


yall check it out.(Satellite)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Street Lingua (lol) by Markenny(m): 12:31am On May 27, 2010
Kocain is the jnr brother to H'(heroin) alles klar?
FamilyRe: My Greatest Challenge As An Orphan by Markenny(m): 4:17pm On May 22, 2010
@menek i just called  you.flash me when u are in service area and try to send me
ur reall names to my mail.

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