Family › Re: PHOTOS: Driver Knocked Out Two Teeth From His Baby Mama by markidoo(m): 12:31pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Lolzzzzzz. Dz calabar abi akwaibom broda don disgrace me ooo. Sha i no blame am na him environment cause am. When him dey see abi hear as Mama Bose bite Papa Bose d!ck commot y him no go knock him wife teeth out. Sha we d Ibibios n Efiks r naturally peaceful pple n we respect our women. blif if he lived in Cross River or Akwaibom he would'nt av carried out such a dastardly act on his wife. Madam kpele ameh kop. |
Agriculture › Re: Monster Fish Killed By Two Nairaland Guys by markidoo(m): 12:10pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
missbronze: but, wait ooo, which banana are you talking of sef?
Is it still the yellow/green colour banana that i know?
Or
Is that black/brown colour man fleshy banana?
Which one?  missbronze: but, wait ooo, which banana are you talking of sef?
Is it still the yellow/green colour banana that i know?
Or
Is that black/brown colour man fleshy banana?
Which one? Lol u caught the joke. I mean d Banana D'banji sang about. Take Banana till u go yoh x5. The latter nt d former. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints New Service Chiefs And National Security Adviser by markidoo(m): 12:00pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Av tried uploading it kips telling me dat server could'nt recognise d image. |
Agriculture › Re: Monster Fish Killed By Two Nairaland Guys by markidoo(m): 11:47am On Jul 14, 2015 |
missbronze: Lol. Nah, all i want is fish.
I dont even like banana, talk more of the porridge. I‘m saying the truth. Ure rily funny. Baiting my eyes at u. What if d Banana porridge is irrestible n tasted better than the fish pepper soup? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints New Service Chiefs And National Security Adviser by markidoo(m): 11:41am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Pls upload ur profile pixs for 10mins,i'l do same so we can get to knw if we'r compatible. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints New Service Chiefs And National Security Adviser by markidoo(m): 11:37am On Jul 14, 2015 |
missKiffy: Lol, cool but why do you say it would never hit frontpage. Oh I knw why a similar topic already did cos its old news now n there has been many oda thread on dz same post that hit fp already. Do u wish 2knw more abt me n will u tell me about urslf? Let me knw what n what u want2 knw abt me. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints New Service Chiefs And National Security Adviser by markidoo(m): 11:22am On Jul 14, 2015 |
missKiffy: Lol, why would it be safer here Cos its ur thread n sorry to say this, it will never hit frontpage. Anyways u sound lovely. I dig u 4 a bestie if u dnt mind. |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Brave Taxi Driver Arrested For Reporting Suicide Bomber In Maiduguri by markidoo(m): 11:17am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Nigerian are looking 4 ways to curb d spate of insurgency in d country n sm1 or pple are out there arresting sm1 with a very vital information. Smh. Dats not encouraging at all. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints New Service Chiefs And National Security Adviser by markidoo(m): 11:10am On Jul 14, 2015 |
missKiffy: Pres. Buhari appoints new Service Chiefs and NSA. He has approved the following appointments; 1. Major-General Abayomi Gabriel Olonishakin - Chief of Defence Staff; 2. Major-General T.Y. Buratai - Chief of Army Staff 3. Rear Admiral Ibok-Ete Ekwe Ibas - Chief of Naval Staff 4. Air Vice Marshal Sadique Abubakar - Chief of Air Staff 5. Air Vice Marshal Monday Riku Morgan - Chief of Defence Intelligence 6. Major-General Babagana Monguno (rtd.) - National Security Adviser
The new Chief of Defence Staff, Maj.-Gen. Olonishakin (N/6901) hails from Ekiti State. Until his appointment as Chief of Defence Staff today, he was the Head of the Nigerian Army Training and Doctrine Command in Minna, Niger State.
The new Chief of Army Staff, Maj.-Gen. Buratai hails from Borno State. Until his new appointment today, he was the Commander of the Multinational Joint Task Force which has its headquarters in Ndjamena. Maj-Gen. Buratai has previously served as Commander of the Nigerian Army's 2nd Brigade in Port Harcourt and Commander of the Nigerian Army School of Infantry in Jaji, Kaduna State.
The new Chief of Naval Staff, Rear Admiral Ibas (NN/0746) hails from Cross River State. He enlisted into the Nigerian Defence Academy as a member of the 26th Regular Course in 1979 and was commissioned as a Sub-Lieutenant in 1983. His previous appointments include: Naval Provost Marshal, Chief Staff Officer, Naval Training Command, Chief of Administration, Naval Headquarters, Flag Officer Commanding Western Naval Command and Chief of Logistics, Naval Headquarters. Until his appointment as Chief of Naval Staff, he was the Chief Executive Officer of Navy Holdings Limited.
The new Chief of Air Staff, Air Vice Marshal Abubakar (NAF/1433) hails from Bauchi State. His previous appointments include: Chief of Standards and Evaluation, NAF Headquarters; Chief of Defence Communications and Air Officer Commanding, NAF Training Command. Until his new appointment today as Chief of Air Staff, he was the Chief of Administration, NAF Headquarters. The new Service Chiefs will hold their appointments in an acting capacity until confirmed by the Senate.
President Buhari thanks the outgoing Service Chiefs and National Security Adviser for their services to the nation and wishes them well in their future endeavours. Lets talk here i guess it wud be safer. |
Agriculture › Re: Monster Fish Killed By Two Nairaland Guys by markidoo(m): 11:04am On Jul 14, 2015 |
missKiffy: Ajoke Nice meeting u dearie. I sincerely apologise 4 being so rude ystnyt. |
Agriculture › Re: Monster Fish Killed By Two Nairaland Guys by markidoo(m): 10:50am On Jul 14, 2015 |
missKiffy: Go joor Sorry dearie, lets act like nothing ever went wrong. Am Mark,can i meet you(can i know ur name pls)  |
Agriculture › Re: Monster Fish Killed By Two Nairaland Guys by markidoo(m): 10:38am On Jul 14, 2015 |
missKiffy: You must be very stupid Kai ur boyfriend don suffer. So person no dey joke with u ni?  |
Travel › Re: 20 Million Naira Or Green Card: Which Would You Choose? by markidoo(m): 10:30am On Jul 14, 2015 |
IBBG: Akpan, afo? Nsikakabasi,ndung ke uyo,ewet housing estate. Afo? |
Agriculture › Re: Monster Fish Killed By Two Nairaland Guys by markidoo(m): 10:26am On Jul 14, 2015 |
missbronze: Op, your house address pls?
#Fish pepper soup on my mind.#. R u rily sure u need his house address 4 fish pepper soup alöne abi u no go need Banana porridge afterwards. |
Agriculture › Re: Monster Fish Killed By Two Nairaland Guys by markidoo(m): 10:17am On Jul 14, 2015 |
MissKiffy come and see they have caught ur relatives in the Lagoon.  |
Health › Re: I,m Coughing Out Blood by markidoo(m): 9:53am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Godswillnwaoma: thanks, i,m with a doctor. I have done the test which the result wil come on friday Do u drink hard? If u do its liverdurosis. Thank God u've already met a doctor n he ran a test on u. |
Crime › Re: Exclusive: How Naija's Notorious Armed Robber,Anini Was Caught&Executed In 1987 by markidoo(m): 9:26am On Jul 14, 2015 |
At 26 or there about Anini was the Shekau(shecow) of his era. Smh 4 Bini kingdom. |
Politics › Re: N Korea Accuses US For Choosing Africa As Ebola Bio-weapon Testing Ground by markidoo(m): 9:15am On Jul 14, 2015 |
 There myt be an atom of truth in this rumour. I cn remember that their doctors that contacted the virus were evacuated,treated and r living normal lives. |
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Politics › Re: Assassination Attempt In Benin Foiled, Native Doctor, Five Others Arrested by markidoo(m): 4:57am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Can any good news come out from Edo? If no be juju na fraud,if no be runs/aristocracy/prostitution na cultism. |
Sports › Re: Bastian Schweinsteiger And Morgan Schneiderlin Join Man Utd by markidoo(m): 4:50am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Glory glory man united,glory glory man united,glory glory man united the Reds are marching on. |
Politics › Re: Udom Emmanuel Perfom Ground Breaking Ceremony Of An Automobile Manufacturing... by markidoo(m): 4:45am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Whom do u know? I know Godswill Akpabio, he is the great teacher and a great Senator,that taught Udom Emmanuel. |
Politics › Re: The Former President GEJ Was Spotted In A Bank At Abuja by markidoo(m): 4:14am On Jul 14, 2015 |
Wow!! what a show of humility. Nigerians shld emulate dz man. If it were sm oda ex presido he cud av sent 1 pa or d oda. |
Travel › Re: 20 Million Naira Or Green Card: Which Would You Choose? by markidoo(m): 3:55am On Jul 14, 2015 |
IBBG: eyen eka yak ado sungh sungh mbok ku yat esit. ku boroh ifod eyen mma ado, ekere ke efid owo ese ma ndiseme amoh ese nam a mi. Akere dieh? |
Travel › Re: 20 Million Naira Or Green Card: Which Would You Choose? by markidoo(m): 10:24pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
missKiffy: Ewu  Ur profile name na it dey worry u,u dey reason lyk kiffy(fish),even ur vagina go dey reek(smell) lyk rotten kiffy(rotten fish). |
Travel › Re: 20 Million Naira Or Green Card: Which Would You Choose? by markidoo(m): 10:01pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
missKiffy: If this is a zoo, I guess that makes you an animal  Even if i agree to be an animal, how does that affect your menstrual cycle? Lax VIXEN. Unam Ikott. |
Politics › Re: Fraud Alert!!! Don't Pay To Anybody Having This Document by markidoo(m): 9:26pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Aba na Aba anyhow u spell it 4rm back abi front. |
Politics › Re: How Shekau Raped And Made Me Pregnant For Him - Escapee Prisoner by markidoo(m): 6:07pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Why on earth wud sm1 offer these infide/l terrorist AMNESTY? It ws understandable wen niger delta militants were given amnesty cos d neva hurt civilians n innocent soul bt had problems wit politician n white men that looted,exploitd n were milking d NIGERIA dry of it resources. If amnesty is given to dz TERRORIST let government also provide dem wit WITNESS PROTECTN PROGRAM cos if i happen to see any of them walk freely i SWEAR/VOW by the OLD N NEW gods I WILL DECAPITATE THE INFIDEL WITHOUT GIVING 2 FVCKS ABOUT THE LAW. |
Sports › Re: Photos: Serena William Hawking Plantain Chips, Pure Water With Her Trophy Tray by markidoo(m): 12:21pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
Photoshop changing pics since tyme immemorial. |
Career › Re: Special Bus Conductor Spotted At Egbeda (photos) by markidoo(m): 9:36am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Is dat not Tyrion Lannister. |
Sports › Re: Morgan Schneiderlin: Southampton Midfielder Has Man Utd Medical by markidoo(m): 8:16am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Depay,matteo darmain,bastian schwenstiger n morgan scherniderlin. I bet man u go hot pass fire. I love ur name op. |
Crime › Re: Woman Cuts Neighbour’s Throat During Argument[pic] by markidoo(m): 8:11am On Jul 13, 2015 |
I av said it before n will still say it again. Na menh dz pple Odikwa very very wicked. |