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Family › Re: Unbiased Advised Needed PLS by MARKone(m): 4:35pm On Dec 22, 2014
In some culture, it is a taboo, marrying a woman, who is pregnant for another man. Your cousin should wait, give birth, nurture the child for at least one year, before talking about settling down with another man, while at it, your family should talk to the young man to exercise some patience, and wait till then. If he persists, that is a red flag that should be looked deeply into.
Politics › Re: Passing Out Parade Of The Nigeria Police Force (supernumerary) by MARKone(m): 4:25pm On Dec 22, 2014
Future Toll collectors
Politics › Re: Give Your Best "GEJ Until" Statement by MARKone(m): 3:49pm On Dec 22, 2014
HonourablePomk:
Ma'am just viewed your profile and you based in the USA. Now you see it as fun GEJ until ... Do you know how your people are suffering here? Have a rethink i pray you visit this holiday season and experience Oil price,corruption,insecurity,Scarcity of medical service etc i can't mention.

Thanks
Don't mind her, she should come back permanently, after 3months, let see how loud that GEJ till...will be.
Business › Re: How A Lady Stole 55,000 Naira Inside First Bank At Lekki by MARKone(m): 2:59pm On Dec 22, 2014
He should talk to the bank's management if the lady's identity wad captured on CCTV, he can take it from there, too bad of the lady.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Can't Take It Anymore. by MARKone(m): 2:51pm On Dec 22, 2014
grin grin grin....

Then there will be no difference between you and them.
TV/Movies › Re: Photo: Nollywood At It Again' COMING TO AMERICA' Nigeria Version by MARKone(m):
NL FP, anything goes cheesy
Family › Re: Couple Killed By Robbers Shortly After Landing Nigeria For Holiday by MARKone(m): 12:17pm On Dec 21, 2014
Nigeria....

And 2mrw they'll tell Nigerians in Diaspora to come back and help rebuilt the tattered nation....anam anu.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Pictures On Nairaland by MARKone(m): 1:05pm On Dec 19, 2014
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Pictures On Nairaland by MARKone(m): 12:39pm On Dec 19, 2014
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Family › Re: HELP: My Husband Wedding Comes Up On Saturday by MARKone(m): 7:15am On Dec 19, 2014
Madam your prayer for your husband get as e be, I am saying this, because I do not understand how an entire family will plan behind you to marry another wife for their son, knowing fully well that you have been together for 10yrs as husband and wife and blessed with 3 children. The action of your in laws and husband might be seen bad, but remember he who comes into equity, must come with clean hands.
Forum Games › Re: Eye Test: What Number Do You See? by MARKone(m): 8:19pm On Dec 18, 2014
Chai, Nkah!

I no see anything o grin
Investment › Re: CNN's 10 Most Prosperous African Countries, Nigeria Missing by MARKone(m):
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] I'd prefer World Bank,Unicef or WHO....who or what the hell is CNN?.. [/color]
And you think that they(CNN) do not have their financial or health experts and analyst, and are equally privy to first hand info concerning our government. My brother this is not NTA, they sooner the(FG) stop blaming America, and the West, for their blatant failure at good governance, security, power, health and what have you, they better for everyone.
Politics › Re: A Suicide Bomber Was Shot Dead By Israeli Forces And Look At The Protest-lol by MARKone(m): 1:40pm On Dec 18, 2014
OP there is no LOLing in this, that was an attack on people going to bury one of their dead. The bomb was not even on the corpse, because it was still intact after the blast, as seen in the clip.
Business › Re: Eko Electricity Company Announces 7-Hour Power Blackout In Lagos. by MARKone(m): 12:14pm On Dec 18, 2014
NEPA, grin

Chai, I don't even know what, say. It seems that every thing in this country is at stand still now, power supply for some months now is at it's all time low, no freaking official statement. This ones are talking about 7hrs, our own hold power for up to 12hrs, just to flash it, while we wait for another 10-12hrs for another flash. When they are in a good mood, they leave it for 10-15mins.
Family › Re: Should I Wait For Him Or Should I Walk To Him? by MARKone(m): 12:44am On Dec 18, 2014
naomieluv:
views but no single comment, why na cry cry
Madam you are still very young, why don't you allow love, if there is any, chart it's course. In other words wait, face your studies and let pastor, continue his pastoral work, when the two of you eventually becomes an item, you sit back and cherish the bliss it brings fort, without any inhibitions.
Family › Re: Who Would You Save? by MARKone(m): 11:40pm On Dec 17, 2014
lafflaff123:
My wife. Na who go go comfort me for night for winter? we go born another son, and mama don live her life.
Dat your wife fit leave any time or worse still, go dey f.uck another man, how are you even sure, that the son will be your own.

Mothers hardly disappoint, u can always marry another woman, but you can't have another mother. Your son is your blood.
Family › Re: Who Would You Save? by MARKone(m): 11:35pm On Dec 17, 2014
This is a tough one.

Well I think I'll just jump inside with them undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Belated Choice Of Running Mate, The Height Of Incompetence - PDP by MARKone(m):
nagoma:
This is coming from people who have Namadi Sambo!! grin grin
I tell you, the clapping vice president, all the man knows is how to clap.
Celebrities › Re: Maupe Ogun Forgot Her Bra This Morning? (Pic) by MARKone(m): 6:34pm On Dec 17, 2014
Hahaha

See her serious face like "oya come and suck make I see"
Fashion › Re: Sexy Pictures Of Latasha Nwugbe, Ambassador For 'Extra-Large' Women. by MARKone(m): 5:41pm On Dec 17, 2014
Mehn!

This Lady is Hot!
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Regina Askia's 47th Birthday Party by MARKone(m): 5:36pm On Dec 17, 2014
grin

Linda Ikeji. The should rename this forum to NairaIkeji.

HBD Rejina.
Crime › Re: What Is Wrong With Our Police? by MARKone(m): 1:16pm On Dec 17, 2014
Nostradamu:
Fellow NL's,the revolution has started with this madness the police have just achieved (I soooo bliv dis guyz story cos I was almost part of "statistics" coupla days back at yaba b/stop). Now my intellegent brothers and sisters in the house (with all due respect to the police) since most of them have refused to develop themselves,the ball is in OUR court to use the technology they TERRORIZE us with against them. Don't get mme wrong by think maybe it's sumtin malicious or against the law, NOOOOooo. What I'm proposing is wat was used against some unscrupulous policemen (e.g like the policemen caught on tape & shown on channels tv) and they were caught unawares. Lemme cut to the chase,most of us have a smart phone,now why don't we configure our apps (the free versions on BB world and Google playstore) to track our movements and (or) change the function of the convinience key(s) on our phones to a one-touch function that activates the camera or the phones in-built recorder;and even if still possible,synch it to any social media. The idea is while dey( the oversabi policemen) think they've got you by the balls,they are actually being watched and heard literally by the entire state (or country/world). The idea is to let them kno that even if they want to counter this by seizing ur phone,few (if not more) information have been automatically sent to ur loved ones and the media houses in naija.......hmmmm,fellow NL's I bliv we have a very portent "weapon" in our hands coupled with a variety of data plans and millions of apps to keep a tab on your precious life and family members; it's time to start the revolution from where most of us are comfortable fighting from : THE COMFORT OF OUR HOMES using the only weapon of our generation THE INTERNET and our phones. Remember,u dnt have to be a tech guru to configure these things in a bid to save ur life which matters to me,you,our country and by eztension to the human race! Who knows what that NLer will be tomorrow! Operation Brains over naija policemen brawns! God bless Nigeria ,God bless NL! NB: SRY FOR THE TYPO'S,I KNO NO WETIN DEY DO DIS MY QWERTY KEYBOARD OR WEDA NA ME SEF,COS THE STORY JUS DEY VEX ME DAS WHY I DEY VEX DEY TYPE. SOME OF THESE POLICEMEN (COS NO BE ALL OF THEM BE MUMU) OWN DON DEY TOO MUCH.
Hahaha, I hope say no be dat fone, u wan use act double agent. U go believe say you don off the camera flash to snap those Rogues, policeman, go hear CHAM!, followed by bright light to him face, them go kill u that day grin
Crime › Re: What Is Wrong With Our Police? by MARKone(m): 1:01pm On Dec 17, 2014
Babygal4eva:
They tried it for my mum just last week. I'm an IT student so I'm always with my laptop, we were both on our way to a meeting and she was in a bad mood so I was doing my own thing at the back not wanting her to release her anger on me when a Police guy told her to pack, he started sprouting one nonsense about her eating and driving and asked me for the receipt of my laptop, my mum didn't say anything was just looking at him and his partner, then he told her to come down that they are seizing the car and taking me with them till I can prove that the laptop is mine and then they also said that she should provide proof that her samsung tab is her own too... I waited to see if she will come down she didn't even say anything she just wound up her window and locked the door switched the radio on and started playing zuma on her phone, God the look on the police face was just freaking funny... anyway they put that spike thing in front of the car so she couldn't drive off so she decided to play her zuma, when I was going to suggest we just settle them she warned me to better shut up else she will release her anger on me so I continued what I was doing... I kid you not we were there for like 30 mins while the police guys were banging on our window,threatning us and doing everything to make her answer them, she then wound down her window a bit and told them that if any of them should dare put a dent on her car that she will make sure they get arrested for damage of property(she's a lawyer) or something like that, so with the AC and radio on and they were in the sun, they let us go at last and my mum before driving off eyed them up and down with this very wicked eye and drove off.

Aim of this story: There is none just wanted to narrate my tale cheesy cheesy
Can you imagine, asking your mother to bring the receipt of her Tab.

U know why Lawrence Anini, was a hero to some people, apart from throwing wads of cash at people, he equally did kill a lot of policemen grin
Celebrities › Re: Omoni Oboli Donates Blood For Christmas (Photo) by MARKone(m): 11:47am On Dec 17, 2014
Why the sign board behind her.
Education › Re: What Subject Made You Feel Like This When You Were In School? by MARKone(m): 8:45am On Dec 16, 2014
delman88:
olodo rabataaaa lol grin grin grin
U no serious grin grin
Education › Re: What Subject Made You Feel Like This When You Were In School? by MARKone(m): 8:44am On Dec 16, 2014
justi4jesu:
Lol....Are you kidding me right now smiley
Yeah, secondary school was like that, though had a thing for Biology. Thankfully it did not affect my grades.
Nairaland General › Re: Why We Could Not Defeat Boko Haram"- Army Commander Writes A Powerful Letter To by MARKone(m): 8:34am On Dec 16, 2014
bleufaucon:
What do you say about democrats the world over who send soldiers(the very young) to go and die in wars while they sit in the comfort of their homes,offices.hotelshuh
Is it the function of the "democrats" to take up Arms and fight wars, that is the duty of any Country's Armed forces. That is they oath they have taken, to serve and protect. Unfortunately our own top military brass is to serve and chop everything. I still don't know what the COAS, and the CDS Alex Badeh is still doing in Abuja, they should have relocated to the NE a very long time ago. My brother what the CO wrote is correct and true, the whole system is riddled with corruption and our C-in-C is not helping matters, how many times has he visited our troops in the NE, if not for any other thing, for words of encouragement, he couldn't even travel down to Chibok. Let's all wait and see how he follows up on this one.
Education › Re: What Subject Made You Feel Like This When You Were In School? by MARKone(m): 7:40am On Dec 16, 2014
All the Subjects embarassed
Politics › Re: South-East Will Support Jonathan Though He Failed Igbos - APGA by MARKone(m): 9:01am On Dec 15, 2014
handsum92:
Yu re igbo and yu speak dat depth of yor("akuko josiah)...yu def are a lagos boy born and bred in any of mushin/ shita/ijesha...lol
Hahaha...My broda you are very far from it.

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