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Nairaland General › Re: My Experience With An Unarmed Robber In A Banking Hall by MARKone(m): 7:06pm On Jan 09, 2015
The third time you say? They should have the bank manager, that security man arrested.
Properties › Re: FG Approves N1.2bn Sewage Facilities For FCT Suburb by MARKone(m): 1:38pm On Jan 09, 2015
Laudable project, considering this year's N517m budgetary allocation for feeding and refreshments for Oga presido, not forgetting that of our "honourable" members their cronies, politicians who will come to chop, side chicks and Co, enough "pooing" and purging this year for Abuja.
Politics › Re: No Signs Nigeria Will Disintegrate In 2015 –US by MARKone(m): 7:22am On Jan 09, 2015
Well..America Knows -GEJ
Celebrities › Re: HIV+ Kehinde Bademosi Is Gay, Was Married For 6 Years by MARKone(m): 8:02pm On Jan 08, 2015
It will be exactly a year today, when Nigeria instituted a law to jail people like me. What’s our offense? Because we are simply wired differently
undecided

Celebrities › Re: Kaffy Puts Up Sexy Stage Performance (Photos) by MARKone(m): 3:19pm On Jan 08, 2015
This guy be like pesin wey wan take style mess.

Family › Re: Bride Dumps Groom On Wedding Day For Being A Drop-Out by MARKone(m):
Na this one my people dey talk say

"Jebe ejebe adimma, naba anaba adimma" grin

Oga go look for an accountant, a police man, and a lawyer to balance the "account" collect your N160k, calculate the money you paid for her school, school fees, handout money and sorting allowance, because I know that kian babe go be olodo of the highest order. No leave 1kobo for them, some people can be heartless.

Next time, no let any girl mention admission, talk less of school fees to you again o.
Politics › Re: Epic Photo Of The Day:gov. Amaechi Drinking Ogogoro When He Was Nobody - (PICS) by MARKone(m): 8:10pm On Jan 05, 2015
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Family › Re: Would You Put Your Baby In This Kind Of Bed? (photos) by MARKone(m): 5:37pm On Jan 05, 2015
Nnnaaah! Ndi Ocha sef undecided
Family › Re: Photo Question ( Please Be Sincere) by MARKone(m): 5:29pm On Jan 05, 2015
YES! grin

She should do it. I will gladly do it myself if the situation is reversed.
Family › Re: Why Did My Father Marry My Mother? by MARKone(m): 5:26pm On Jan 05, 2015
onila:
against

how can u say something like that abt yr kids mother

didnt u find her attractive before u married her
all of a sudden, shes like sh1t
People do see and fall in love, the call it love at first sight, they get married, without knowing each other very well. Then along the line it all falls apart. They answer you seek lies with your father, but as long as he plays his role as a father, then your concern should be to a build a family that has no semblance with that of your parents. Marriage ain't easy my sister, at times peace of mind comes when you are alone.
Crime › Re: I Use Urine To Prepare Moi-Moi For My Customers – Alleged Witch Confesses by MARKone(m): 10:51am On Jan 04, 2015
Eyewitness said some parts of the woman’s body were swollen, as she was made to put on a pair of slippers, and realizing the slippers were similar to those left behind by the rat, the young man screamed, “Madam, why are you putting on the same slippers, and why is your body swollen?” And she replied, “I had an accident yesterday where I sustained some injuries and lost one of my slippers.”

Suspecting the woman was the rat that turned to a human being in his bathroom, the young man narated his story to the crowd, while appealing to them to allow him get the slippers that the rat left behind in his house.

By the time he returned and showed the people the single pair of slippers, it was exactly the same with the one on the woman’s foot.
grin

Reminds me of that children's fairy tale Cinderella and the glass slippers. Naija no they carry last this Cinderella with Rubber slippers was given the legendary beats.
Nairaland General › Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by MARKone(m): 4:01pm On Jan 03, 2015
The "Buyers"

The set of people that will take over the fight for their friend. Their friend that started the fight will end up separating them.
Computers › Re: UPDATED(Neatly Used Hp15 d000 notebook pc For Sale)!!!SOLD by MARKone(m): 5:23pm On Jan 02, 2015
80GB of Hdd, what happened to the original one. Open the lid and snap so that we can see.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Appoints Jerry Gana, Peter Obi, Fani-kayode, Others, Campaign Directors by MARKone(m): 9:07am On Jan 02, 2015
eye4eye:
This is how GEJ will finally lose Southwest. FFK who is a known cocaine addict is hated in Southwest. Whenever FFK opens his mouth, GEJ loses more votes in SW.
Let's pray he leaves it wide open, till after the election.
Nairaland General › Re: My Ordeal With Nigeria Immigration Officers by MARKone(m): 1:02pm On Dec 30, 2014
foxxynik:
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If the one Buhari stole during his tenure as the head of state is corruption.... What change are u craving for?
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For him to come and complete his stealing? Knowing very well that he sat as the head of state for just a year and few months...which most people said. He sat for two years!
Please what exactly did Buhari steal, can you compare the monumental waste of our resources now, with what was obtainable then. The recklessness the IBB junta is unprecedented , he virtually initiated the woes of this country, now our darling president deems him fit as his best ally.

Please forget about what people are saying or have said. This present regime may end up making this country to a pariah state.
Nairaland General › Re: My Ordeal With Nigeria Immigration Officers by MARKone(m): 12:21pm On Dec 30, 2014
baybeeboi:
my Broda,u speak like an Elder.....
I wonder why d Nigerian youths are just so all about this ''change'' lyk it's goin 2 come from heaven....

I pity us though
I beg to differ, please pardon my cliché that when the head is rotten, the entire body is as useless as it can be. When the captain of the ship surrounds himself with people of questionable characters, when the commander in chief tells you that "stealing is not corruption" when the IG of police abuses power with impunity to satisfy his paymaster, then we are bound to keep on having these set of useless uniformed people that harassed the OP in our system. That is why people, and I mean a lot of people are clamouring for change, irrespective of who or what brings it. Like you pointed out, that change will not come from heaven, but for starters, we need a need head that is that can see and appreciate how corruption has brought this once beloved country on its knees.
TV/Movies › Re: Nkoli Nwa Nsukka Part 5 & 6 by MARKone(m): 9:11am On Dec 30, 2014
Part 5 & 6, Is this a seasonal movie or a mainstream flick undecided
Family › Re: My Experience At Jonathan Daughter's Wedding by MARKone(m): 9:25pm On Dec 29, 2014
OP, after all this your litany, no picture to back your story up, even to show those political opponents postrating for the president undecided
Politics › Re: YULETIDE: Oil Communities Reject Agip’s Goat,10 Bags Of Rice by MARKone(m): 8:00pm On Dec 29, 2014
What an Insalt, they should go and ask Fayose how it is done in Ekiti.
Politics › Re: Lagos DPO Slumps, Dies In Office by MARKone(m): 9:40am On Dec 29, 2014
Wetin the man chop.
Family › Re: Once Again, Tpia Is Godfearing, Caveat Emptor, I Am Not Here Looking To Cheat by MARKone(m): 10:36pm On Dec 28, 2014
^^^ you just dey do like that musiwa guy una relate undecided
Family › Re: Husband Telling Wife To Make Babies by MARKone(m): 8:25pm On Dec 27, 2014
wunmi590:
tongue

Nah qustn I ask.. Omo ur blood hot 000. If u no fit cntrbute den gerout of dis thread
Na ya papa get NL grin

A beg when you finally want to marry that ur wife, ps don't let the IV pass me by, I won't tell your wife that you are asking folks on line how to give her belle. grin
Family › Re: Husband Telling Wife To Make Babies by MARKone(m): 7:40pm On Dec 27, 2014
wunmi590:
Somes times I keep asking myself if husband do tell their wife to go make babies or they just jump to the bed and do it with each other and it turns out to be pregnancy..

Please your respnse and Ideal is really needed for we who are planning to get married.
OP your question is immature and childish and you say you are about getting married. OK, when you marry that woman, and the two of feel like you need tiny companions and family members called children, let two of you jump on the bed, lie down and keep starring at each other, don't blink, when you finally blink, repeat it 4 rounds times, and after 25-28 days, she'll come to you, to say, "I think I've missed my period", I hope you know what that means.

If you need guidance, I will gladly come and assist you, not the starring anyway.
Politics › Re: 54 Soldiers Sentenced To Death By Nigerian Military Allegedly Starved Of Food by MARKone(m): 3:26pm On Dec 27, 2014
Let's wait for the denial tweet from DHQ.
Politics › Re: Ekiti Teachers Curse Governor Fayose Over Xmas Gifts by MARKone(m): 7:37am On Dec 26, 2014
grin Ekiti people too like Awoof food.

See Fayose serious face as him dey give the police man the chicken pigeon.

Chai, just look at how he publicly lined up our policemen, for handouts, very shameful.
Family › Re: Ladies Suddenly Your Husband Of Over 20yrs Becomes Gay. by MARKone(m): 5:44pm On Dec 25, 2014
masonkz:
Gay men in Nigeria are [b]forced into marriage. [/b]What do you expect?

Leave us alone
Apparently
Are you married?
Politics › Re: Seen The Interview? Now I Know Why North Korea Were Pissed by MARKone(m): 5:01pm On Dec 25, 2014
ttmacoy:
I downloaded it from kick ass torrents this morning.
Hahaha.

I was like what the hell is Kick Bottom torrents, only to realise that it's their censor algorithm that changed the original site name. Yeah got it from Kicka$$ too, very hilarious movie, and serves that arrogant brat well.
Family › Re: Ladies Suddenly Your Husband Of Over 20yrs Becomes Gay. by MARKone(m): 4:49pm On Dec 25, 2014
masonkz:
Gay men in Nigeria are forced into marriage. What do you expect?

Leave us alone
You are Gay? cheesy
Family › Re: Advise Pls.my Wife Dresses Almost Naked To Visits A New Couple Today, by MARKone(m): 4:40pm On Dec 25, 2014
Gagame:
Today of all days that everybdy are cooking preparing for their family,woke up went to the kitchen found out that all the pots are so clean.well didn't say anythn.next was she took her bath with my baby dressed in a see through gown all her bums was showin even inside d house I could see the shape asked her why dis dress she ignored me...I need advise frm d grownup people only what does this mean.for me I feel she is anxious to go see d man where she's goin cos I dnt think its right to go visits new couple in this manner of dress in d name of Merry Chrismas
Hahaha Bros, wetin you do. When a woman does something like that, you must have done something wrong grin talk true.

But you sef for call am back, considering they way you claimed she dress. Na she the feed you.
Politics › Re: Bombs Fail To Detonate As Suicide Bomber Rams Into Military Check Point by MARKone(m): 8:21pm On Dec 24, 2014
After the soldiers deal with him, that Towel head would've wished the bomb had detonated.
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Economy is Among The Largest in the World, says Jonathan by MARKone(m): 8:02pm On Dec 23, 2014
True, but not being managed properly.
Computers › Re: . by MARKone(m): 4:54pm On Dec 22, 2014
macsika:
hello pls computer Genius. where can i get and download windows 10 pls.
Go to MS site, and download the Technical preview for free.

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