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Celebrities / Re: Wedding Photos Of Rita Edochie And Her Children's Pictures by marlockj: 7:24pm On May 29, 2016
lalasticlala:
After instagram followers complained about actress Rita Edochie's makeup, she posted her wedding pictures and her children's pics. She then captioned them:



https://www.instagram.com/p/BF_iHDXKEFK/?taken-by=ritaedochie

Click here https://www.nairaland.com/3133912/fans-complain-rita-edochies-makeup to see the picture that started this whole thing.


What kind of poor English is this?
Politics / Re: INEC decleared Toto Federal Constituency Bye-election Inconclusive by marlockj: 7:17pm On May 29, 2016
Anytin that has to do with toto is always a prblm.....


Toto always a case Since the invention of odorless toto
Education / Re: Photos That Describe Words Used By Nigerians Only by marlockj: 7:15pm On May 29, 2016
YASH

Meaning fckable entity

Education / Re: Photos That Describe Words Used By Nigerians Only by marlockj: 7:11pm On May 29, 2016
Cursed babies

Education / Re: Photos That Describe Words Used By Nigerians Only by marlockj: 7:08pm On May 29, 2016
Weed like humans

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Education / Re: Photos That Describe Words Used By Nigerians Only by marlockj: 7:06pm On May 29, 2016
TOTO

woman's va gina

Family / Re: Women Are Asking My Husband Out On Whatsapp. How Do I Handle This? by marlockj: 6:29pm On May 29, 2016
momove4real25:
Am still single, but at back of my mind I av it that men are polygamous in nature. A colleague of said to me that didn't I kW we women are like fruits of difrent species that men are fruit salad meang they always want to av another taste one day. With that it won't bug me if my man cheats but he shouldn't bring dat person home. I will make sure I carry out all my responsblities give him support so that d blame will be on him if nabbed that he is cheatg me. I won't choke him BKS no matter how u do that a man that will cheat will definitely do, madam my advise is take is easy, don't challenge with slap like, stylishly study on what he sees in d oda women, if na make up I beggi start applyg, if na dressing u also sud upgrade, if na bedmatic styles u too improve BKS Una don sign d contract. But don't give urslf heart attack BKS he is cheatg, if somedy die or run mad a cheater remains a cheater

Ur correct sha!!!!!!

Ur saying Cuz u bliv he can't bring disease to you @ home....he can get HIV out side and push it to innocent u.....

It is easy to say....

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Celebrities / Re: Celebrities And Their Outfits At Toolz Dubai Wedding by marlockj: 11:27am On May 29, 2016
NO BE BY FORCE TO GO DUBAI!!!!! IF UNA LIKE MAKE UNA GO MARS, DIVORCE STILL SMELLING.... MY OWN NA TO LEARN HOW TO STOP THIS NEW SUSPENSION METHOD..

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Car Talk / Re: Must Car Tires Be Black? by marlockj: 7:10am On May 28, 2016
CzarRex:
racism will never end as long as white cars are
still using black tires , racism will never if
people still using black to symbolise bad luck
and white for peace racism will never end if
people still wear white to weddings and black
to funerals . Racism will never end as long as
those who don"t pay they bills are blacklisted
not white-listed even when playing snooker you
haven't won until you sunk the black ball and
white remains on the table but i don't care as
long as i use white toilet paper to clean all
ugly things i'm fine.

Whether racism or blackism, they are simply telling you to stay in ur country period...

Am Happy the way whites treat and kill our people,that simply means we too get long throat..we Dnt wnt to stay n develop our country....

South Africans kill nigerians
Americans too
Indonesia
Australia etc..plz Kip killing them,sentence to life in prisonmnt etc....
Crime / Re: Court Jails Man 14 Years For Importing Cocaine In Nigeria by marlockj: 5:45pm On May 27, 2016
agabusta:
Court jails man 14 years for importing cocaine

A Federal High ‎in Abuja on Thursday sentenced a man, Mr. Anthony Chidi Ikeaba to a 14 years imprisonment for importing 1.782 kg of cocaine into the country.

Delivering judgment in the case numbered, FHC/ABJ/CR/962016, Justice Okon Abang passed the sentence after the accused pleaded guilty to the one count of importation of the prohibited substance.

The National Drug Laws and Enforcement had ‎arrested Ikeaba with cocaine at the Arrival Hall of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja on April 20, 2016.

The convict was arrested on his arrival from the Dubai, United Arab Emirate.

The anti-narcotic drug agency on April 26, preferred against the convict, one count of importation of cocaine, an offence said to be contrary to and punishable under section 11(a) of the NDLEA Act.

‎During the review of fact of the case by the prosecution on Thursday, Ikeadi pleaded guilty and was subsequently convicted and sentenced to 14 years imprisonment.

Justice Abang ruled that the sentence would take effect from ‎the date of the convict’s arrest on April 20, 2016.

http://www.punchng.com/court-jails-man-14-years-importing-cocaine/

Such a joke!!!

Cocaine Wich is suppose to be death sentence.... your giving him Jst 14years...
Phones / Re: I Sold An IPhone To A Guy Who Scammed Me With A Fake Bank Transfer by marlockj: 1:57pm On May 27, 2016
cynhamscakes:

They really do this?

Except u not in nigeria...

Have you Eva seen a business man who needs money!!...if u Hv..u will knw Dat Dey can Evn deliver your goods inside hole for you....if only u can pay the right money....

Abi are u not aware of how voters cards were gotten,Ppl register 5yrs old,6years Evn double reg...

Infact incase ur not aware,Ppl still sell registered Sims.

This is Nigeria ur talking abt ohh

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Phones / Re: I Sold An IPhone To A Guy Who Scammed Me With A Fake Bank Transfer by marlockj: 8:58pm On May 26, 2016
Youngetskilz23:
the only help here is to report the matter to glo .. once they can trace the profile of the scammer on thier system.. to actually confirm is truly he is the one on the registerd num. from there you can declare him wanted with pictures online. everywere.. am just angry abeg


U guys are really funny...

Are u aware Dat Ppl register with people's pictures.. thump of a 2yrs old baby,etc...

Wen I got my airtel line,Cuz of my working condition d guy register my line with Ppl who show face in his shop,he Evn register with Ppl passing...in situation like this...name is direct,picture is different, thump is different... who will u catch den...

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Politics / Re: Our Son’s Life In Danger - Metuh Family by marlockj: 5:17pm On May 26, 2016
gen2briz:


http://www.saharareporters.com/2016/05/26/our-son%E2%80%99s-life-danger-metuh-family





Foolishhh man,so u think if u refund d money u will be let free....

And what's is so important about the figure stolen,the fact is that you stole...

Are you not a corrupt man,if u die so What?

if u cnt treat urself in d hospital we Hv, is all your fault Cuz u ought to Hv put more interest in making our hospital better,for foooolish sick thieves like you....


Who cares if he dies....do u knw Hw many Ppl die in d hands of boko?

What is this madman even saying...

Abi ur looking for pity now Abi....
Romance / Re: 20-Year-Old Guy Professes His Love For 12-Year-Old Girlfriend With A Kiss by marlockj: 5:15pm On May 25, 2016
Okk

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Travel / Re: 40 Nigerians Deported From UK, Australia by marlockj: 5:09pm On May 25, 2016
callydon:



http://thenationonlineng.net/40-nigerians-deported-uk-australia/


Tnk u....plz Kip deporting them like this....


Pls where cn I summit names of Ppl, Dat Dey cn help me deport..I knw so many who has over stayed....

Plz deport them.....they Mst cum.bck to this our dead country..

Am so Happy....



Plz mre
Education / Re: Mobolaji Emmanuel Ologede Gets Scholarship For Graduating Top Of His Class In US by marlockj: 4:48pm On May 25, 2016
Hmmm
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Dismisses Nnamdi Kanu's Appeal by marlockj: 4:45pm On May 25, 2016
Balkan:
What do you expect from the zoo court.
Mind you Buhari owns the judges.

Not surprising

Hmmmm!!! What is the meaning of zoo court?
Romance / Re: Screenshot Of Jealous Lady PM Because I Upload Picture Of Me And My Girlfriend by marlockj: 6:37pm On May 24, 2016
Keketu:
since i uploaded the night out picture of me and my girlfriend having a date in the night , many ladies have been sending me pms . please am using this medium to beg all the ladies involve to stop. i love my wife and i cant cheat her undecided




And you came to narialand to announce?... Bro your a serious fooool
Sports / Re: Iheanacho's UK Fans Furious With Hogson For Not Picking Iheanacho For EURO 2016 by marlockj: 6:22pm On May 24, 2016
Berlyn:
wat point are u trying to mk undecided

If they ban mi....will I die over here....wuldnt Dey release me?

Moreover I Hv mny username
Sports / Re: Iheanacho's UK Fans Furious With Hogson For Not Picking Iheanacho For EURO 2016 by marlockj: 6:08pm On May 24, 2016
Berlyn:
who's Kelechi Iheanacho ?? undecided

grin
Politics / Re: Balogun-Fulani: We Paid Ransom For Our Freedom, Our Kidnappers Were Fulanis by marlockj: 4:51pm On May 24, 2016
EroticAngelina:
who knows who's lying and who's truthing angry

Funny u..

Hw cn u Evn imagine that police can rescue adopted man,without killing the man itself...

Let me tell u incase u Dnt knw,any case of rescue Dat u see police claiming is as a result of ransom...

If u mistakenly involve police in a kidnapping case,d adopted is a good as dead...Cuz Nigerian police Dnt Hv d equipment n d intelligence report to carry out safe rescue...

Also knw Dat dis kidnappers carry juju.

Mst Ppl who die during kidnap case is as a result of involving police..

Negotiating is d best option without police,u only involve police wen ur bck home...

Nigerian security is very poor...

If they were that good,chibox girls culd Hv been rescued long ago...Jst bcuz chibox girls issue Dnt involve money, they can't claim rescue..... the only girl Dat was found near border, Nigerian army claim they rescue ha...is Dat Nt funny..... if they Hv rescued ha Wat happen to others....
Education / Re: 25 Pictures NDA Aspirants Can Relate With by marlockj: 8:21pm On May 21, 2016
Nigerdeltaboi:
don't mind the white fowl ,I am sure he won't last one month in NMS.

He is not a white fowl....but a black bastardddddd

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbery On Ikorodu Road This Evening by marlockj: 10:36pm On May 19, 2016
lifezone247:
OK o, but op, na only black pathfinder SUV them carry come? Hope say them no carry gun sha?

They shot two Ppl with bomb short...

Celebrities / Re: "I Am Responsible For The Red Hair Trend In Nigeria" - Cynthia Morgan by marlockj: 10:33pm On May 19, 2016
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Please this minimum wage of a thing,is it only effective as only to the least you can get or does the increment effect does that are making money already in government? for xample a man that has already been in government let's say level 10 and he is was already collecting 200k,does it mean with the increment of minimum wage is salary will further be increased too?...if Yes let's say minimum wage is increased by 70% does it mean others who has been earning over minimum wage will be increased by that same %..

please I need clarification on this......I may not know too much,but with you guys knowledge together I will....

Please give me more light on this thanks
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian Man Has Sex With 42 Women & Circulates The Video by marlockj: 10:31pm On May 19, 2016
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Please this minimum wage of a thing,is it only effective as only to the least you can get or does the increment effect does that are making money already in government? for xample a man that has already been in government let's say level 10 and he is was already collecting 200k,does it mean with the increment of minimum wage is salary will further be increased too?...if Yes let's say minimum wage is increased by 70% does it mean others who has been earning over minimum wage will be increased by that same %..

please I need clarification on this......I may not know too much,but with you guys knowledge together I will....

Please give me more light on this thanks

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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike At A Beach In Senegal (photos) by marlockj: 10:29pm On May 19, 2016
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Please this minimum wage of a thing,is it only effective as only to the least you can get or does the increment effect does that are making money already in government? for xample a man that has already been in government let's say level 10 and he is was already collecting 200k,does it mean with the increment of minimum wage is salary will further be increased too?...if Yes let's say minimum wage is increased by 70% does it mean others who has been earning over minimum wage will be increased by that same %..

please I need clarification on this......I may not know too much,but with you guys knowledge together I will....

Please give me more light on this thanks

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Science/Technology / Re: Manatee Caught By Fishermen At Obuamu River In Rivers State (Photos) by marlockj: 9:59pm On May 19, 2016
igwegeorgiano:
you cant try this in advance country you will go to jail. asap


Advance country Na name of country?

This is nigeria.....

Why u no go advance?

someone catch his meat ur talking about advance country...

Advance country don't catch fishes from water and eat?.then how do Dey get fish in their diet?

advance country Dnt eat meat,where do they get poke meat from n beef??oh I 4got they usually sing to live animal and the live animal will get a knife n kill itself...

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Official Statement On Amina Ali After Receving Her At The State House by marlockj: 9:51pm On May 19, 2016
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Please this minimum wage of a thing,is it only effective as only to the least you can get or does the increment effect does that are making money already in government? for xample a man that has already been in government let's say level 10 and he is was already collecting 200k,does it mean with the increment of minimum wage is salary will further be increased too?...if Yes let's say minimum wage is increased by 70% does it mean others who has been earning over minimum wage will be increased by that same %..

please I need clarification on this......I may not know too much,but with you guys knowledge together I will....

Please give me more light on this thanks

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Official Statement On Amina Ali After Receving Her At The State House by marlockj: 9:50pm On May 19, 2016
Please this minimum wage of a thing,is it only effective as only to the least you can get or does the increment effect does that are making money already in government? for xample a man that has already been in government let's say level 10 and he is was already collecting 200k,does it mean with the increment of minimum wage is salary will further be increased too?...if Yes let's say minimum wage is increased by 70% does it mean others who has been earning over minimum wage will be increased by that same %..

please I need clarification on this......I may not know too much,but with you guys knowledge together I will....

Please give me more light on this thanks

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Romance / Re: Lady Exposes Her Boyfriend Who Pretends Not To Know Her In Public (Photo by marlockj: 9:47pm On May 19, 2016
pucelle:
Inferiority complex....

she isn't even ugly
what is she still doing with the @ss_ole undecided

Holy Moses!!!!

Wait you don't knw wen someone is ugly again ohhhhh.....Lwkmd....

If u Dnt see this girl as ugly, den u Mst Hv been surrounded with horrible ugly ppl......

Wonders shall never end....so that girl Dat look Lik a guy is pretty....or is it Dat u cnt see Dat d guy sleeping is mre better Dan ha...

Then to u, dis girl below is not ugly

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Politics / Re: NLC Blocks Lagos Airport Road, Commuters Stranded by marlockj: 4:02pm On May 18, 2016
Please this minimum wage of a thing,is it only effective as only to the least you can get or does the increment effect does that are making money already in government? for xample a man that has already been in government let's say level 10 and he is was already collecting 200k,does it mean with the increment of minimum wage is salary will further be increased too?...if Yes let's say minimum wage is increased by 70% does it mean others who has been earning over minimum wage will be increased by that same %..

please I need clarification on this......I may not know too much,but with you guys knowledge together I will....

Please give me more light on this thanks

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