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Crime / Re: My Fiancé Disappeared With N580,000, Says Prostitute by marlockj: 3:38pm On Jun 14, 2016
dre11:






https://newtelegraphonline.com/fiance-disappeared-n580000-says-prostitute/


Some fooolllllish girl......

What were you thinking.... you think is easy to marry a prostitute?

Chai....u mean he shuld close eyes and marry a prostitute.... the guy did d right tin.....

Beside before police culd get him...the 580k will turn to 580naria....Cuz he will blow it off.....

U Dnt Evn need pity....

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Celebrities / Re: Ighalo Gave AY A Jersey As Gift by marlockj: 3:26pm On Jun 14, 2016
What is that yellow cloth?

is it new Nigerian designer?

How can this stop me from fckking Nnenna this night, after buying 3packs of gold circle,worth 150....with 12rounds...


Plz guys will 3packs of gold circle take one non stop over night?

Plz guys shuld I call ha again n tell ha to shave while cumin,n also ask ha weda she is on period, Cuz I Dnt wnt to hear wait 1st.....

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Sports / Re: Pictures Man Utd Fans Can Relate With by marlockj: 3:20pm On Jun 14, 2016
And wen they cannot defend themselves, they start looking at past glory.... we won dis...we won Dat....

Education / Re: Post-utme Examination Is Illegal – JAMB Registrar by marlockj: 3:07pm On Jun 14, 2016
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Culture / Re: UNFPA Hosts Ooni Ogunwusi And Wuraola In New York. Pics by marlockj: 12:31pm On Jun 14, 2016
LEXYCOM:
Hmmm, have been called in my town to come and be the next king......but am scared because of the ritual involved........am too young to die I beg


Bros Dnt let anyone lie to you......the juju is over too much....common title that they wanted to gv my mum,u need to see juju requirement... my mum had to run ohhh.....


If u still wnt to value ur ticket to heaven better stay clear
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Dances With Club Girls, Bathed Them With Dollars by marlockj: 11:47am On Jun 14, 2016
Jessidaisy4:
Just look at them. Shameless girls

Atleast they help us reduce pucciiiii scarcity...... unlike Ppl Lik you who hoard puciiiiii.....

With them we get puciiiii at a very cheaper rate..... you cn Kip your puciiiii, Jst Lik how mtn was stingy abt their data,while glo and airtel wey busy opening their legs (data)@ a cheap rate....sooner or later you will open it free...
Romance / Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Girlfriends That Exist [photos] by marlockj: 6:18am On Jun 12, 2016
Hanendez:

Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit has no forgiveness.Why use Holy Ghost fire over nothing.

Hmmm....


Where did you see holy ghost fire......are u dreaming?
Politics / Re: Tompolo Still Hiding In Delta Creeks by marlockj: 9:05pm On Jun 11, 2016
TPAND:
TOMPOLO is way too rich to be hiding in the creeks. This report is fake. This is conjured by insular minds that have not travelled out of the southwest. They don't hide in creeks.

Many south western persons don't even have an imaginary picture of what a creek looks like, if you know, then you will agree to what am saying.

Tompolo has a private jet, has a private island, has investments in 5 countries. He made well over $2.5billion from legal contracts awarded to him by NIMASA. You think with all this, creek is where he will choose to live. Sambisa forest is bigger than the creeks. One area surveillance will bring out hide outs of the militants.


He cnt Leav d country.....he cn Evn use d private jets..

All account blocked...

Asset blocked...

You are saying a different tin
Romance / Re: Why I Can Never Date A Man That Aint Wealthy by marlockj: 8:44pm On Jun 11, 2016
Kasimaramma2:
I know this post would provoke many Nls but i dont care.
When i was younger i dated a guy for three months he left me for my friend because i was not perfect and quiet immature. For two years the sore remained.
It was an inception of a new ideology ;that people who claim they are in love Stick with you when the grasses are in green and when they have something to gain.
I decided to follow that thread,date only wealthy guys. Yes, i was rejected because i had no perfection so i decided to use the same standard used on me by the guy who broke my heart on other fellows.
God understands my past pain so he is no furious with me for sapping guys financially and dumping them. My reason? I was hurt so i have to hurt.


Jst be careful..... Cuz I Hv a frnd who is highly spiritual Bt very rich.....you Dnt dare do shitt with him as a girl...


Jst pray u Dnt meet such guy yet....Cuz ur life may end before u knw it.....

Some guys Dnt take eating dear money n run for granted Lik some....

Crime / Re: People Murdered By Cultists In Elele, Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by marlockj: 8:34pm On Jun 11, 2016
victorjoe:


You are right, most times they kill other cultists other times they kill on sight at random. I remember years ago living in Diobu, every sunday someone must die. It was so consistent i had to leave there. Rip to the dead.


Yes ohh my broda....

The truth is that Dey knw Dey will die...

You will see a guy,who knows his frnd is a Cultist n he lips hanging out with him,you go to his place n walk togeda.... Wat do u xpect death....

I had a frnd den who i later discover was a cultist, it took me Jst two days to end my frndship...I had to abandon my apartment, relocate to my frnd....

To b Frank I was very scared.... I had to Evn chnge my line

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Fashion / Re: When Padded Butt Goes Wrong (pics) by marlockj: 8:28pm On Jun 11, 2016
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Romance / Re: What's your opinion on the Sun Girl On Page 3 Of Daily Sun Newspaper? by marlockj: 8:26pm On Jun 11, 2016
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Romance / Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Girlfriends That Exist [photos] by marlockj: 8:12pm On Jun 11, 2016
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL....


WHY DO KITTTTTTYCAT TASTE LIKE SALT OR LIKE UNRIPE MANGO?


WHY CAN'T WE EXTRACT PUCIIIII OIL FROM KITTYYCAT AND USE IT LIK GROUNDNUT,SINCE WE ALL KNW THAT PUCIIIII CN NEVA RUN DRY.... ABI CNT WE USE IT TO BETTER OUR OIL INDUSTRY, SINCE AVENGERS ARE ON OUR NECK

WHY DO KITTTTY XPAND TO D OF TAKING IT TWO WIND BOTTLES OR WATS D DIFFERENCE BTW PUCI AND SNAKE WHO CAN SWALLOW ANY TIN..

WHY DO GUYS LOVE FCKKKING INBTW TWO BREASTTTT, DO DEY DERIVE SWEETNESS FROM THIS...

ANSWER AND WIN 40BILLION REMAINING DASUKI STOLEN MONEY...

ABUSING IF YOU KNW WAT AM SAYING IS TRUE

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Crime / Re: People Murdered By Cultists In Elele, Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by marlockj: 8:06pm On Jun 11, 2016
Cultist only kill their cult members along ....Wetin concern me..


It is a warning to those who wanna join cult n those who are into it.....Jst knw u will die soon

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Romance / Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by marlockj: 8:03pm On Jun 11, 2016
Vickyydera:
Are you always this perverted or is today your special day?

Mayb am Jst nut....Jst Lik one of does night,you feel Lik using cucumber....

Foreign Affairs / Re: Richard Branson Catches Worker Sleeping On The Job - See What He Did by marlockj: 6:14pm On Jun 11, 2016
CaroLyner:
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CAN YOU TELL THE WHOLE FRONT PAGE WHY A WOMAN'S KITTYCAAT IS SO ELASTIC THAT IT CAN TAKE A FULL SIZE BENCH?

CAN YOU ALSO TELL US WHY A WOMAN'S KITTY NEVA XPERIENCE DRY SEASON.


If you attack me,then you knw am correct

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Richard Branson Catches Worker Sleeping On The Job - See What He Did by marlockj: 6:13pm On Jun 11, 2016
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Romance / Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by marlockj: 6:09pm On Jun 11, 2016
SANDOSKI:




Lol...... Don't mind him... cheesygrin



He should ask his sister....

HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK YOU!!!!!!


WHY IS IT THAT EVN IN DRY SEASON,YOU POKE YOUR FINGERS INSIDE A WOMAN'S UNDER AND YOU CN NEVA XPERIENCE SEASON UNDER THEIR!!! "WHY MST IT B WET 247?

AND THIS QUESTION AND ALL THE GUYS HERE
Romance / Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by marlockj: 6:03pm On Jun 11, 2016
Vickyydera:
AND OF WHAT USE WILL IT BE TO YOU MY FRIEND?


I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK YOU!!!!!!


WHY IS IT THAT EVN IN DRY SEASON,YOU POKE YOUR FINGERS INSIDE A WOMAN'S UNDER AND YOU CN NEVA XPERIENCE SEASON UNDER THEIR!!! "WHY MST IT B WET 247?

AND THIS QUESTION AND ALL THE GUYS HERE
Romance / Re: Various Ways Nigerian Girls Want To Be Toasted by marlockj: 5:58pm On Jun 11, 2016
Vickyydera:
UNFORTUNATELY, THE WAY I'D LOVE TO BE "TOASTED" IS NOT HERE.


YES I KNW D WAY....HE HAS TO POKE HIS FINGERS INSIDE AND LICK D WET SUBSTANCE FROM YOUR UNDER....


BT MST HE ALWYS POKE FINGERS INSIDE 1ST?.....I TAYA FOR YOU TOASTING SKILLS OHH
NYSC / Re: Muslim Group Rejects New NYSC Date For Orientation Due To Ramadan by marlockj: 4:01pm On Jun 11, 2016
booqee:
The Muslim Rights Concern, MURIC, have released a statement rejecting the June 13th date fixed for the NYSC Batch A (Stream II) orientation course, arguing that the Muslim graduates expected to participate in the orientation will be fasting as the date clashes with their Ramadan fasting. The group argues that it would be very strenuous for Muslims to be fasting and also participate in the challenges task set for them during their orientation camp.

The statement reads in part
“It is illegal, unlawful and unconstitutional for NYSC to hold camp at a time when its Muslim members will be deprived of their freedom of worship and the liberty to practice their creed without fear. This planned camp is exclusive, discriminatory and parochial. We do not want to believe that the shift was deliberately planned to coincide with the Ramadan season with a view to excluding prospective Muslim corpers. MURIC is not trying to indulge Muslim youths. Fasting is no joke and it certainly cannot be combined with the physical challenges which characterize the NYSC camp.
Firstly, morning drills in NYSC camps are known to be rigorous and the soldiers in charge will not take excuses. Dehydration sets in later in the day particularly in the hotter regions of Nigeria.
Secondly, adequate sahuur (early morning meal taken approximately between 4 am and 5.15 am) cannot be guaranteed in the NYSC camp. Neither can the futuur (meal taken at sunset to break fast ) be timely as camp schedules are bound to ignore and subsume this very important period.
Thirdly, attending orientation camp and partaking in the energy-sapping activities on empty stomach is an indubitable invitation to health crisis. NYSC may therefore be inviting Muslim corpers to step on landmines in the planned orientation camp if it holds as presently scheduled.
There is more to Ramadan than ordinary fasting. That is on the surface. The whole month of Ramadan is a period of spiritual dedication. There are so many other spiritual exercises in which Muslims engage, the tafsiir (exegesis of the Qur’an) session, the taraawih (late evening supererogatory prayers) and nawaafil (night supererogatory prayers). Only the deep can call to the deep. All these cannot be possible in the NYSC camp.”the statement read


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/205027-muslim-group-rejects-new-nysc-date-says-corps-members-fasting.html



This religion tufiakwa....

What has religion got to do with Nysc.....

Muslim always in for bad reason and trouble....

Always wahala ppl.... how does Nysc go to do with their religion nw....

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 10 Boko Haram Terrorists While On Operation In Borno. See Photos by marlockj: 3:51pm On Jun 11, 2016
lolawilliams:
mothafvckers. look at their faces

How can you call this guy one mother fcka.... which mother go let this guy fckk am....how woman go let dis kind fck am?
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 10 Boko Haram Terrorists While On Operation In Borno. See Photos by marlockj: 3:46pm On Jun 11, 2016
Killed 10 Bt one picture is repeated 20tyms...

Hmmmmm

Where are the 10m
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner's Advise To Ladies On Men, Could It Be For Him? by marlockj: 10:23am On Jun 11, 2016
CecyAdrian:
Former most beautiful girl in Nigeria and the mother of singer, Flavour's second daughter Anna Banner this early morning took to her Instagram page to send a powerful message to ladies on relationship, could she indirectly be talking to and about her baby daddy Flavour whom its no news that she is in heavy contest to win his heart with another former beauty queen Sandra Okagbue? Read her message below


So you knew...but still went ahead to open leg for flavour.....story...

Cuz it has backfired, your here preaching....

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Literature / Re: The Necklace ( A short Story) by Akintayo Akinjide by marlockj: 10:26am On Jun 10, 2016
This story is making me to start hating women..... they Dnt Hv Bt want every thing....


To me the man was Jst an idioooot, to gamble his business Jst Cuz of a jobless wife....

You Jst Hv to learn Hw to say no,no matter Hw a woman keep ha face or no matter Hw she starve u of ha kitty..

Women generally need to b guided by men,xcept u wnt to go bankrupt

Crime / Re: Pictures Of The Carpenter Who Was Attacked In Kaduna For Eating During Ramadan by marlockj: 6:05pm On Jun 09, 2016
ridwanayo:
But why would I go to north even if I wanna leave me region,ill rather go to s.east we might fight each other online but they would never raise stick to hit me in real life cause of tribal or religion diffrence.
I have lot of yoruba muslim as friend nd family but they don't behave like animals
I won't call any religion out but the hausa people need to change there mindset


They Dnt Cuz they are not in north....

Muslim is Nt Jst it I swear....

Over here Christian Jst mind their business... no body send you...

Bt Muslim Dat religion is sumtin else..
Crime / Re: Pictures Of The Carpenter Who Was Attacked In Kaduna For Eating During Ramadan by marlockj: 6:01pm On Jun 09, 2016
Who does not knw the true religion....

Muslim has always been violent n wicked.....

They r really n clearly telling us that the other religion is far better...

D day I saw a Muslim man brought out a knife Cuz of argument, Dat day I bliv Wat mainland say abt Muslim....

Evn on narialand here they will force u to swear that ur a Muslim before u can comment on Muslim thread.... all this things show how they really need and force Ppl to join them....

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Displays Arms Captured After Attacking Yobe Town - Terror Monitor by marlockj: 5:55pm On Jun 09, 2016
What a funny country.....we keep recovering our arms,Bt claim that we recover from boko harm,meanwhile is the arms that they raid our army and took...


All the vehicles used by boko are What they got from army.....I weep for my country....

Jst that Ppl Dnt understand Wat it means wen army says they recover.... What that means is that they simply take back What they took from them....

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