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So u've finally made post on Nland...clap for yaself

Wariz ma biz...if m thinkin abt 2moro dat is called monday...hypertension dey catch me

Why is dat gal lookin at her as if dey are les...........

Nonoma biz

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FOOL

ddugeri:
Fr ur mind abi!! Bro u failed badly

Expanciate

Nna lekwa belle

God's mercy...love...grace and salvation

Etisalat plzzz

This mean WAR

So wat ashu do

Ok

Eyaaa is wa ooo

Wah i love most abt ma job is that we tell you wah you dnt knw abt yaself...b4 u go park cum area...we don scan u finish......ABC company tho

























































Don goan think is ABC transport ni oo...I mean amebo bouncing club company

These foolanis again

Dannidom:
May be you cud try animals I hear say sheeps dey bleat sensually wen you begin knackam for the center of gravity ha ha. No try cows o you know na

Lwkmd.....why na?? Bros why why why naaaaa?

Mtsw
Just simply tell him its not workin out and go ur way..case closed

Na wa oo...north gaan their roads are too smooth

Sum imbe wud blame baba now

Rip

Dis 1 na real end tym ni

Rip y'all

Those melons tho

MetaHuman:
how am I speaking for him? You sabi read so?

Lwkmd ooo...bros...abeg just ignore the dude abeg...is beg me is begging.

I want to join the vaseline crew oo

PureWays:
Baba, haba! I don't wanna loose her as a friend..

Den let the fvckin continue ni..if u handle her well on bed...walahi..even if u say u no lyk her..she go lyk u die

This slippers na breast

PureWays:
Hello all,

I'm in my mid 20s and I've been crushing on this lovely lady, she's 42 years old and she's not married..
She was married to a white man and now they've divorced..

She's a Nigerian based in US. I've known her for 2 years and we've been really cool.
Though, I've always crush on her cos she's smoking hot but I've never made my intentions known..

Now, I have this lady I wanna date and she seems into me already but the issue here is that:
I got a little drunk few days ago, and I told my woman friend that I want us to fvck, not directly though and she was down with it, infact she's been calling me since then.. She's been talking about relationship and all which I'm not cool with.
I wanna know if I should roll with it or I should just snub her.
We've been good friends for 2 years now, I don't wanna loose her but I can't date a 42-year old woman when there is this young fresh lady ready to say YES!

Fvck her and go ur way ni case closed

I need to relocate

I need to console dem

I need to be in btwn dem


WTF am I even sayin sef

Let those with bigbig melons stay at the front while those with agbalumo and orange stay at the extreme end
Dis gal fyn oo

She should study how to repair ba3

E sure me sey na op result be dat

promise101:
Please, what exactly are you saying? That private jet cannot help in preaching the gospel? What if the preaher want to go out of the country to preach 10 times per week in different countries.

What could have help, if not a private jet?

Oga, think well before you talk!

Mr.....if u want to travel to 38 countries without private this week...you'll do it..you sef think well b4 u talk

Nghhjegytqudfxcmsahjerqwhx bsbvxz

Dnt knw'em buh HBD...WULLNP

[quote author=gagewonda post=44929509]My first nd only car is a toyota avalon 04 model, got it in 2013. D car was very very sound i can remember hw d dashboard,interior deisgn,soundless engine, got me tripping in cotonou wen i was inspecting it lolz. Its been 3 years nd i hav never gone to d mechanic for any major work only regular maintenance. I travel alot wit d car from lagos to abuja to benin to owerri to ibadan to abeokuta nd i service d car bfre every journey. really really enjoying my baby till date. Neva bashed it sha nd dos that bashed me i made sure dey repaired wat dey damaged i no dey joke for dat matter[/quote
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Ya wuked ooo...so if pesin lyk me dats still learnin bash a car..u go tell me make I repair am??

So ppl wey dey carless plenty lyk dis

CHAI!!!!!!!! And after dem go dey take shot inside car dey pose lyk"boring day..going for a drive"

Ogun don fry una 2day...lie lie


Lala...cum nd do sumtin oo...Nland is now turning to Nlie

Na rape rape rape pesin wan dey see for Fp Is wa ooo

Ma frnd....God luvs ya...gve ur life to him....ntn is as swt as you jammin ya drum with music lyk baba baba baba baba babamiloke baaaaba oya komole