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okay....happy birthday

Let's wait for that day cos breeze go blow and fowl nyash go......




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FanOfMyself:
This your laugh sef.
Actually, my name is not really important here and this is an anonymous forum too. I stay on the island (Lagos state) though.
I hope that will suffice, my location or your location doesn't really matter if you are interested in learning.
This is 2021 man!

lolzzzz... I'm sorry Mr Tega if the questions are boring you you know that moment when a kid with no support pushed wheel barrow to get to where he is currently and a pastor decides to help me with something
My pastor is paying for the stuff so he just wanted to be very sure...no Device sef that's why I'm replying you few days later but by God's grace...my laptop is coming at the end of this month... thanks for understanding

No be 9ja again??






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Fehera7:
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Hello good evening...your hard drive...what coding language (I don't know if this word is right) is in it?? how much do you sell??
I base in Lagos and would there be someone who would put me through?? thanks

Have you earned yours??

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Tell them..that era of searching for a beautiful girl don pass....now we real niggarrrrs dey search for girl way fine plus the ones way rich or get ambition
Nope....after we real niggarrrrs don stress ourselves to huzzle and bomb all day and all night..we will now settle for broke ass woman...that ain't gonna happen...

All through out last night.....I sit down on top my bed dey huzzle...no sleep....then if the money fall out now..I go come mumu spend am on top one broke ass girl

Greetings real niggaaarrr...
Please I need help in purchasing laptop...help me complete the cash thanks real niggaaarrr...

FanOfMyself:
I don't get the last part

oh...m sorry...I meant i didn't get your name and where you stay.... sorry for the much questions

FanOfMyself:
You will start with the front-end courses (2k per course which totals to 8k)
09074191547 WhatsApp/call available.
Please bro, contact me only if you are ready to purchase and start learning right away.
If you want to ask any questions, please ask here so that others may benefit.
Invest in yourself man!!

God bless you man...I dinor get ya name

FanOfMyself:
You start with html, css, advanced css, JavaScript ( frontend). Then you procced to PHP and Mysql (backend).
I have all the courses that will teach you all these from beginner to expert level.
The contents are videos and you will only have to watch the instructor and repeat after him/her. Then I will be available to mentor and guide you through by answering your budding questions as a practicing web developer!!
IT skills will always be on demand, follow the trend and make legit cash.

okay boss...thank you...what are the requirements and your phone number please

The person below me has something to say

Hello OP...Good morning...I have no knowledge about programming but i really wanna learn...but the issue there is that...I don't know the particular language to learn...if i wanna build something like a website with a comment section (Like nairaland) which language should i go for?? Thanks in anticipation

and the subheading is different from the content...I hope all is well





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Sickness is never a good thing...
Quick recovery sir


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I use to see a post that says""Even if money grows on trees...ladies wouldn't mind dating a monkey"" I usually debunked that kinda saying not until what I'm seeing recently...
ma heart bleeds



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EXOUSIAng:
Stop displaying ignorance, thats a highway.
Its just road and bush by the side....
You are probably living in a cave if you think we don't have fresher highways in Nigeria....
Roads for Epe even fresh pass this one

thanks man


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na our fellow African country neat like this where did we go wrong biko



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The actresses we don't know is bigger than the full nollywood itself



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few months from now... AMG sport 2022 model would land in your house and when they ask...you'll say it's by acting....

we see you ooooh..goddess of movie industry...queen of nollywood...princess of theatre art...




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I pray this coming month would favour each and every one of us...I pray whatever things we lay our hands on shall be Fruitful...there shall be more than enough and wealth and riches shall be found in our house....
una happy new month in advance









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See the kyn money dem say person loose... kaaaai

SanctifiedSista:
By this time next month, as u repent and give ur life totally to GOD, ur breakthrough will come like a dream of the Night.in Jesus Christ name amen.

amen I believe but I've given my life to Christ Jesus and I've accepted him as my Lord and saviour and confessed that there's not other god nor gods except the GOD of heaven and earth

SanctifiedSista:
This needs to be verified
If it's true, that wld be wonderful
GOD has promoted his son, what an honour
See u in Heaven Sir,plenty congratulations

pray for me to get money naaa please...at least if na concoction rice i fit cook..make i smile chop biko.. please

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lionness:
I’ve been going to XYZ church since 2003. I knew when the pastor a prolific motivational speaker started—knew when he was pastor plus drummer boy and his wife was the only choir in the church. Today; Baba don buy private jet, he can’t even count his properties and he keeps motivating we the hungry church members without any single support. Even for where some old members are hustling, he’s kicked them out and now turned that to business.

The plain truth is—my rubbish pastor didn’t grow his dream with just quotes, he required help of his church members in the form of donations. If I had collected substantial funds just like my pastor I will be richer than him today. The truth is, motivational speakers are only spewing BS. Most of them can’t go through half of what those they are pressing to are going through without financial assistance.

I think we should tell every single motivation speaker in Nigeria to kindly go to hell. What we need is funding. Nigerians are not lazy, we just don’t have the real motivation which is — cash! Any other form of motivation na Yahoo!

Kaaaaai...if i say I love you for this... it'll be like I'm trespassing which i don't want you've indeed seen life beyond ordinary talks...more wisdom and more cash to ya account dear God bless you

Your WhatsApp NUM please

jetroolowole:
Do you want to learn it?

yes please

comments above though

Damn!!!! see curves...happy birthday beautiful woman

Trusting women should be among a thousand ways to die..


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This man sef could have just saved himself from this kind of embarrassment eeeehn
Be disgracing men upandan


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