₦airaland Forum

gypsey:
Ma Niggga!! He should have smoked some highgrade ganja too.

hahahahahah

gypsey:
Good, i dey work.

oh OK!me too I dey work

gypsey:
Na true naa.

yeah yeah,Na true how ur side Na?

gypsey:
Is this Rubbish supposed to make sense?

You just registered today on Nairaland and you are Already looking for a ban

omo,see eh,you get bad mouth ooo

MrBrownJay1:
the important question IS....why not?
i love South America and after living extensively in both Argentina and Brazil in the past, i knew i was gonna come back to live here eventually. Europe is just too cold, too bland, too expensive for NO value, too white (lol) for me. Also, Colombia's economy is down right now so cheaper to live/biz here, Medellin has fantastic spring weather all year long (Cartagena is too hot and too "touristy" for my liking), the nightlife is great, and lets not forget, women are second to none. if Venezuela wasnt as fukced up as it is right now, i would have gone there instead. Medellin is like Miami, without the beach and expensive price. PERFECT FOR ME!

to give you an idea, for the price that i paid in Copenhagen for a place to live, i get a place 3 times as big, in the best neighborhood in town.

hmmmmm!

MissRaine69:
To put loosely it’s a strict contraction of the vagina’s muscles that is so strong, the vagina essentially closes itself. Panicking and struggling makes it worse. As weird as it might sound relaxing actually resolves things. Benzodiazepines do help a lot as muscle relaxants how or why it happens is up for debate. It’s a form of vaginismus which is a lot more common captives is not a frequent occurance. The village people are innocent as it happens to people who are married to each other as well.

hmmm OK!thanks

MissRaine69:
P3nis captivus is the proper name
Nothing to do with juju, village people or karma it happens to married couples too

what is the cause of this p£nis captivus

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!
yes he helped many poor people in Medellin, and at the same time he killed and brought death to the city. stop believing all the rubbish you see on TV. the man was a CRIMINAL/DEMON, who killed anyone who was in his path (or against him). what you wrote would be as crazy as saying that i would be a saint if i killed 100s of people to enrich myself, then turn around and give peanuts to some poor people to be famous with them.

the reality is that a demon is a DEMON, no matter how he tries to better himself by bribing the community!



si señor, i live right next to that Monaco building who was torn down!
BTW its colOmbia, not ColUmbia

hmm waow! you live in that place!omo I've been wondering what actually made you to go liv in that city(country)

lefulefu:
so some nigerians dey sniff lizard poo to get high
Mikejj,dumo1 come and hear sumptin

chai

MrBrownJay1:
the majority of people in Medellin hate Pablo Escobar, the only people who glorify him are criminal and gringos who have no clue about the true history of the menace that man was.

true story: i met a Japanese dude a few weeks ago who told me that the only reason he came here in Medellin was simply because he loved the serie NARCOS, lol!

hold on,wait u dey Columbia?

SuperIgbo1:
Identify the ethnic group that makes food with so much oil.

oh Na the oil u dey talk about that one Na choice na

SuperIgbo1:
There's no such thing as Nigerian style.

really but I never see stew wey be like this for another country ooo anyway oya correct me now fast fast

Twoclans:
The oil in that food can block arteries and stop ovulation .

eheh! never knew about this; D

khiaa:
I already replied she is an African woman, the reason I'm making the point that she is African is some of the people on Nairaland are always throwing out the lie that the cops don't mess with Africans only black American because black Americans don't know how to behave. What will they say now? This video proves that you don't have to do anything wrong in order for those demons to terrorize you. The cop was the one who was disorderly. That girl did nothing wrong, he abused her because as you can hear in the video he didn't like her tone of voice.

OK good you have made sense

XhosaNostra:
I meant make you feel nauseous, burp oil or something. I feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it.

no no !doesn't

XhosaNostra:
Ewwww

Doesn't make you feel sick?

hell no!hold on !wait can that cause me sickness, I like eating oily things because I barely eat cooked food!

XhosaNostra:
Hmmmmkay. Doesn't look too bad, it's just oily.

yeah,I like everything about it,especially the oily zang zang!
I love it when it goes down krokery

MissRaine69:
Truth be told.... no

OK ooo ciao

[quote author=Twoclans post=76978337][/quote]I seriously wanna call you oo,there's something I need to talk with you about

XhosaNostra:
What kind of meat is that? Can't make it out through the oil & stuff

kpomo,shaky,rings and all that! but it all comes from cattle I think!

gypsey:
what da hell is this??

Na stew

XhosaNostra:
What's cooking, Marty?

my dear,Na everything oo,that stew soak the meats ,especially the pepe,Nigerian style

Uglymugg:
Lol, fake.

hahahahahahah u never dey hungry ooo Lefulefu come see bursted! them don't burst me oo

MissRaine69 don't know what u gonna like, manage this!

oh welcome this beautiful queen,hiding behind the mmmmmm,not talking oya come and eat from daddy's pot . XhosaNostra

lefulefu:
wetin make u think say khiaa go fit chop dis one. No go use pepper kill her oo

she chop am pass me set

oya make una come make we eat!
ummmm the stew soak the meats well well,
Lefulefu,khiaa,towclans,Gypsey!

Twoclans:
I left kaduna this morning, currently in Abuja .

eheh OK!I wan call you oo seriously I wan call you

gypsey:
big man! how far?

. enjoy

gypsey:
big man! how far?

abeg come make we enjoy and forget arguments ee

gypsey:
big man! how far?

I dey ooo!

Twoclans:
Come back here and answer

babe how far Na!you still dey kanduna?