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CelebritiesRe: Escape Night Club Debtors: Richard Nnaji Talks About Bobriksy by Martin0(m): 10:38pm On Mar 30, 2019
gypsey:
Nearly, grin grin but it didn't work. na de oyibo language na him get me.
gringrin
CelebritiesRe: Escape Night Club Debtors: Richard Nnaji Talks About Bobriksy by Martin0(m): 9:19pm On Mar 30, 2019
gypsey:
This comment made me Consider to start Attending church and believing in Christianity Again.. but then i am thinking naaa!! the Hyporcritical Penticostalians have ruined Christianity.

The best comment On Religion Award Ever on Nairaland. Goes to this Individual..
this one melt yougrin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 9:16pm On Mar 30, 2019
Twoclans:
You are looking for who you will bite her clitoris.
Thanks for the offer,i will pass grin
gringrin big head!

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 6:47pm On Mar 30, 2019
Twoclans:
MARTY YOU ARE A FLIRT
hia see gbege oogrin oya come let me bribe u with one nice headgrin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 3:54pm On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Only now the bolded dawned on you? undecided
why you asking?grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 3:52pm On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
That you're a big flirt? Well, you are lol.
hahahahahgrin na wa oooogrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (2 - 1) On 30th March 2019 by Martin0(m): 3:32pm On Mar 30, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:
HOW FAR.. ANY SURE 3 ODDS? grin
eheh so u dey play bet! waow see this guy don virus my babe oogrin
FamilyRe: Bob-manuel Don-christian: 'My Wife Had A Son For Another Man' by Martin0(m): 3:30pm On Mar 30, 2019
gypsey:
Good! you can sue him now. grin
hahahahahgrin make he carry him wahala go ee!
see I dey go agbor tomorrow!
FamilyRe: My Husband Threatened To Divorce Me Because Of His Friend. by Martin0(m): 3:10pm On Mar 30, 2019
Twoclans:
@ OP honestly there is an underlying problem, maybe your husband owes this friend some financial favours or the man is his gay partner .Those are the two things that can make a husband pick a friend over his wife for such a trivial issue.

I know my way is not pure, that is exactly why I avoid some kind of situations. If I were in your shoes I will apologize to him then I will go back to the board room and figure out the perfect plan towards kicking him out of my husband's life forever and ever. After all I am the woman in the house, you know how this things are done.

Apologize and push that nigga out of your husband's life, even if it takes you ten years to achieve it.
this girl ehgrin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Martin0(m): 3:07pm On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
I was inside a taxi once when all of a sudden my stomach started churning & I got all sweaty. I knew it was a bad case of a stomach bug. I had to go! It was so urgent, I almost used my handbag as a toilet. Needless to say, I got off the taxi & ran into the nearest house to use the loo. I couldn't even see clearly, that's how terrible it was. I walked into this house & asked to use the toilet, without waiting for a reply I found it by myself. After I was done doing my business, the embarrassment & shame set it. It took me about 30 minutes to summon enough courage to walk out. I sheepishly made my way to the sitting room, quietly introduced myself & apologized for the intrusion grin The mother was very nice & understanding, fortunately smiley
chai gringrin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 2:58pm On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
You're too much of a flirt, Marty. I'd eat you alive in a relationship tongue grin
hahahahahahah wtfgrin I'm too much of a flightshocked

the 56th time I'm hearing this just withing few month's in the year 2019grin


hold on,please I need to change!how do you mean?how do I look?I don't get it when especially ladies say I'm a flirtgrin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 2:55pm On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
I'm not tricky, I just like to have a little fun & distraction from real life events tongue

Believe it or not, I've been going through a lot since December.

In any case, a less known proverb of my people is, "Umntu uthathwa emntwini" grin I'm not going to translate that. Do your own research on the meaning.
waow I like you! you are very straight!

I will find out what it means
FamilyRe: Bob-manuel Don-christian: 'My Wife Had A Son For Another Man' by Martin0(m): 2:53pm On Mar 30, 2019
gypsey:
Tankio!! grin Oboy! How far? you don resolve de matta with ya Oga?

i wan pregnant dat Gyal midnighter. grin
yeah! he apologize oo,buy me gift say he wan angry that day!
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 11:15am On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
LMFAO

Two flirts can never be in a relationship tongue

Have I told you how insanely jealous I am? grin I don't wanna ruin both our times on NL abeg.
hiagrin two flirtsgrin Na wa ooo!so I'm a flirt grin u finish me hahahahahahgringrin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 11:12am On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
I must have said that in jest tongue All jokes aside, I'm in a relationship for now lol.

Do you wanna see Mr Nostra? cheesy
hahahahahahahahahahgringrin and I was persuading that guy to chyke yougrin crazy girl with trick'sgrin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 10:50am On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Eish Marty, just remind me .
I thought you said u needed to be serious with a seriously interested partner! and I said something about it!
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 10:49am On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Eish Marty, just remind me .
we discussed something about dting!
CrimeRe: Spouse, Friend Bag 9yrs Jail Terms For Stripping Woman Unclad In Anambra by Martin0(m): 10:48am On Mar 30, 2019
Twoclans:
cheesy cheesy

dey laugh na! finish weitin u start oogrin

I am cool, just having a lazy Saturday. cool
eheh ur own good oo,me just dey shop ,sedon dey look road!sleep dey my eye self!n mKe 4pm reach my go house !

I dey come ur state 2nd week of April
CrimeRe: Spouse, Friend Bag 9yrs Jail Terms For Stripping Woman Unclad In Anambra by Martin0(m): 10:42am On Mar 30, 2019
Twoclans:
Marty baby how far?
chai,see as you dey make body dey sweet me ooogrin chai, body dey tottory me ooogrin

I dey fine eee!how ur creep na
RomanceRe: How Do I Break Up With Her In A Polite Manner? by Martin0(m): 10:40am On Mar 30, 2019
deepwater:
OP

TOTO no get speedometer
Leave mata for Mathias
as e no easy for Ezekiel
no be say na only Emeka go dey make am.
go and hustle, make money and rule your own world
if she is gonna collect the Diik from outside she will surely do it irrespective of her liking sex or not.


After all the cry wey Alex cry for LEO, Tobi still wire the girl barely 24 hours after been off camera.
Lolu form good boy tire, ANTO still carry yansh give TOBI for the same house make him paint with poster color
Bambam get BF outside, but Tedi A flog am scatter for toilet.

There are some things u cant just stop from happening.

Most of our Nigerian girls are free to air, once u get the password you go browse tire
hmmmmmmm this babe,you bad oooogringrin Lefulefu come see ooogrin
CrimeRe: Spouse, Friend Bag 9yrs Jail Terms For Stripping Woman Unclad In Anambra by Martin0(m): 10:36am On Mar 30, 2019
Twoclans:
The first day I saw the video, the narrative you wrote is exactly what came to my mind. The lady is a young widow and a good soft target .They know she will easily fall for such deception.

In this age of social media and gadgets people should always be more careful. Alot of people are very sick and inhumane.
This! hmmmm
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 10:34am On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Need time for what now huh
oh you forgotshocked
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 9:31am On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Good morning, Marty. How are you this lovely Saturday morning?
I'm fine ,thank yougrin
you see, I'm beginning to think maybe you need time! you know what I mean!
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Martin0(m): 9:27am On Mar 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:
OK well, I don't have an answer to your question. Every individual is responsible for their own actions at the end of the day. How do you then expect me to know why hooligans, as you've called them, did what they did?
I'm at my house. I have not torched anyone's property & neither have I beaten anyone in my adult life, so don't expect me to know what motivates individuals to commit crimes. I may share a country with these people, but I sure don't share the same thought process with them. I'm not a shrink or criminologist either.
beautiful Queen!grin xup
FamilyRe: Bob-manuel Don-christian: 'My Wife Had A Son For Another Man' by Martin0(m): 9:26am On Mar 30, 2019
gypsey:
grin marinate in sauce? LOL!

Absolutely, That's what is was, a mistake. she still kicked me out. Divorced, claimed Most of my Finances/properties and left me broke. what can i say? it was me fault Afterall.

At the bolded, Yes i am sure. black/African people are very Good in keeping secrets, Remember? you Even indicated that in your Initial comment. tongue

I only suggested living together because i didn't want to Scare you off with the Idea of Marriage. besides i ve been there done it Twice. As i ve Asserted Earlier, It Might work out Possitively With You and I tongue

Most women do not want to be Married thesedays Anyway, So i taught. Peharps, I May be wrong. You tell me what Most women wants or thinks when it comes to Marriage.

Cheers, It wouldn't have bothered me Still.
ummmmm oya have a taste of this Hennesseygrin

midnighter ur name! chai Gypsey Gypseygrin

TravelRe: 5 Popular Bus Stops Within Abuja by Martin0(m): 7:33am On Mar 29, 2019
Twoclans:
That is true sha,i am sure some people think Suleja or ZUba is Abuja.

Guy how far it's nice to see you come out from Ashawo thread and get some fresh air.
abeg them don stop to dey protest for that road! and again I nor go advice anybody to go live for that dead zone called zuba oo! my last time I was there I have no choice than to move to Dobi Kutunku! another dead zone but manageable!

wait oo how una take dey stay sef eh
RomanceRe: Enjoyment Time! by Martin0(op): 3:25pm On Mar 28, 2019
khiaa:
What is that? undecided
A type of meat oo
RomanceRe: Enjoyment Time! by Martin0(op): 6:55pm On Mar 27, 2019
khiaa:
What kind of meat?
kpomo
RomanceRe: Enjoyment Time! by Martin0(op): 5:24pm On Mar 27, 2019
khiaa:
Answers. undecided
yeah pepegrin
RomanceRe: Enjoyment Time! by Martin0(op): 5:17pm On Mar 27, 2019
lefulefu:
martin0 i no tell u grin
hahahahahahahgrin gringrin u talk am oo
RomanceRe: Enjoyment Time! by Martin0(op): 5:16pm On Mar 27, 2019
khiaa:
What is this, what are the ingredients? Good lord are those peppers shocked? Why so much?
questionsgringringrin

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