₦airaland Forum

gypsey:
i don old naa! i no wan die for nothing, All dat moni wey i gather na who go spend am?

hahahah chai na money wey you gather you just dey think of abi, na ur akpa amu wey go wast Na be my wahala

gypsey:
I no mind collect 1000 lashes from anybody for the fine girl's sake.

eheh na die go end am las Las na!

gypsey:
na soo? chai! una own don bend be dat for dat una contiri! how pesin go fit find woman if all of dem dey vex?

ar swear, me sef don tire oo!

well ar nor care, I dey go carry her come Anambra for December, come oo Gypsey she dey sell win for Edo here, make we go buy for her store oo

gypsey:
Yes!! she get gun because na only Mumu pesin dey carry gun waka or shoot people instead Engaging in Dialogue.

see as you come cool now,

gypsey:
Ehee! naa! i am scared oo!

come nor cross boundaries oo, na friends I say make you be with her oo! except you wan collect some lashes from her pipu

gypsey:
She say she no shy oo! say she be Angry pesin, i no want Angry pipu. sorry i pass

ar just tire for her oo, na so so vex nai everybody dey vex for here now oo! na so one girl dey chat me up so I took dey laugh /happy everytime, na I ask her if Na vex she wants make I dey vex abi

Jacqueline22:
Shy keh
For dix economy no one is shy everyone is just angry

eh why una dey vex, una dey forbid to manage, I know say everywhere tight but babe nor go use coz of Naija kpalava con dey miss fun oo!

u go only old leave life without enjoyment!

Jacqueline22:
lol you will be like see dix one o!!
Aunty na help I wan just help you..

you know that kin thing! imagine say na me dey do you that thin wey op talk, I go just wait for another day to come then ar go do you back!

But ar never experience am sha!

Jacqueline22:
Yes na
Na who no talk him mouth Dey smell

hahahahaha ar see, Na ur mama you go resemble oo ar sure, u dey talk like one of my friend, oo! she dey sell weapons for iyama, if you know you know! nor be my mouth you go hear am!

eheh wait oo

gypsey:
blow my brains out for were? i no get time for mumu Khiaa.

Gypsey come oo e get one of small fine girl wey I never introduce to you oo, Jacqueline22 I dey tell her to get ready and travel for me year ending, but it seems she's introvert

Jacqueline22:
lol you will be like see dix one o!!
Aunty na help I wan just help you..

can I say something?

gypsey:
blow my brains out for were? i no get time for mumu Khiaa.

eheh you don get mind pass before oo, she get gun oo

LuciferCristi:
She should burn her underwear abeg.

An unattractive woman walking about a man's house with big big pant can make a man impotent after a while. Any underwear that covers your boob/ass fully is a turn off.

*She should go get some g-strings, fishnets, butt plugs, handcuffs, whip, gags etc.
*Learn variety of meows, growls & whine sounds.
*Start talking dirty to him in inappropriate places (like in church or a banking hall).
*Install a pole in his room & shock him occasionally with pole dances & strip teases.
*Give him a sloppy head (with no hands) while he's watching his football match
*Demand he cums in your mouth / on your face
*Oil yourself up for no damn reason & wear bikini with it


Try these moves first let's see whether the bastard will continue giving excuses.

u dey represent your name well well, I like as you take dey shoot oo

I hop you all are see this oo, Lefulefu abeg come examine this guy opinion

gypsey:
Oya tell her to start Adult school, just because people be mama no mean say dem get sense. Afterall Nowadays children dey get pregnant Anyhow dey born pikins. Baby mamarism..

hahahah Na wa for you oo, nor let that babe vex blow off ur brains oo ar see ur message oo but I never open am to ready,my Nairaland babies and Co just pin me for where with messages

Jacqueline22:
Dat nice ..enjoy yourself

na so! But no enjoyment inside sha, na to stay house and sleep be my own enjoyment!


come oo, wait my collect ur email now, ar don first ask you this thin before, but you pretend like say you nor hear

gimme ur email here make I soco u

Twoclans:
Four things come to my mind
~ this is a case of chop and clean mouth
~ this is a case of a coded gay guy
~ this is a case of an ukwu/booblicious man trapped with a babe with no boobs or ukwu.
~ this is a case of side chick that assumed she was the main girl

However the girl should just know the deceit is over its time to face reality

haba

Jacqueline22:
How was service?
What are you gonna cook today Sunday?

eh service kwa so you nor know? Babe are nor dey do service or church things oo, infact ar nor dey go church! nor vex oo, just telling you sha!


oh mehn are lazy to cook oo, and ar nor fit think of anything to cook now, and I never begin hungry too!

later in the evening ar go enter market go buy orange, and emm titanic movie!

then ar return home, then visit airport road to go see person

make una advice this fine babe oo, well I say make i share the post to una! all the way from one corner!

make una tell this babe how she go take dey shoot knockouts ooo, I know say who nor sabi shoots knockouts na im hand the knockouts go for shoot

gypsey:
well.. tell her to stop making assumptious accussations. she should also concentrate more on her studies than on Nairaland maybe she would learn something.

hia on her studies kwa na person mama na u dey tel to concentrate on studies again

Jacqueline22:
Lol ....na only nollywood dem go shoot person like 6 times d person will still ask na me you shoot.
Spirit Dey look before e cross road
Martin0 abeg come

hahahah hahahahaha hahahahaha if u see as I dey mess for here now eh u wan just kill me with laughter I nor dey like watch their movies again, except maybe na original one them wan show!


na only about two days ago I watch one interesting movie like that when I dey store, dem dey call am alter ego

gypsey:
Okay, there is no point trying to educate you, you seem Adamantly dumb.

I am not surprised, I didn't expect you to Comprehend My Further Elaborations, You juveniles do not want to learn nowadays. go eat some doughnuts child.

Good luck

hey hey wait, abeg relax i
first, leav her for me Biko

abeg oo khiaa na my friend oo, if she nor agree just leav her alon for me before she will report you to me

pocohantas:
E weak me o. Shebi men are polygamous in nature. Men can cheat and love their wives.

Isn't that the same thing this lady is saying?

eh poly what, come oo this girl,hmmmmm yesterday me and one of my long time friend babe talked about this on phone, and she was always talking and sounding this polygamous something to me like say e concern me

abeg are nor too understand why you dey and una dey use cheat as conclusion to polygamy

we all get something wey we like for woman body, even the ladies know! yansh nor dey attract me, breast nor dey attract me, not even K. P I know my own...

OK but this guy shhhheeewww!


I nor too understand this pics oo

Twoclans:
Martin biko this is a case of law of diminishing returns ,if as a lady sex is all you can bring to the table in a relationship definitely one day the guy will assume your once tight pussy is now an ocean.

As a woman you must create scarcity with your pussy even if you are married .A high percentage of people don't ever appreciate what is always available .

hmmmm twobaby one OK oo u don talk ur own now

Twoclans:
Martin biko this is a case of law of diminishing returns ,if as a lady sex is all you can bring to the table in a relationship definitely one day the guy will assume your once tight pussy is now an ocean.

As a woman you must create scarcity with your pussy even if you are married .A high percentage of people don't ever appreciate what is always available .

hmmmm twobaby one OK oo u don talk ur own now

Oyindidi:
I feel him no well at all.

hmmmm OK oo

Jacqueline22:
Hmmm bom I don’t know what you want me to say

so you see this topic mehn u need to know what to say oo

Oyindidi:
This man dey craze

why you talk like that madam

daviesblaze:
LMAO. ACCORDING TO OP, SHE'S A RETIRED PROFESSIONAL OLOSHO. IT MAKES SENSE TO SAY SHE'S AMONG THE FEW THAT KNOWS WATZUP

eheh OK oo

lefulefu:
iyam jus following d analogy of d tory. D guy say wen im first meet d babe d tin was tight but over d yrs d tin come get loose. So na im widen d tin and nope the guy obviously no get small one. Its so glaring na giant cassava or probably bamboo e get down dere.make e reason how im go take tighten im girl tin.i hear dem dey get tightnin cream.na for am to buy d original tightnin cream for im babe.make im stop to dey blame im babe for being oloshoic.if she was olosho at her past life hw come her tin was tight wen she meet am.

oloshoic Kwan, come twoclans come talk for this thing oo, na how u see am

daviesblaze:
SHE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD VAGINA TIGHTENING CREAM

you don forget say some babe never sabi xup abi

lefulefu:
Ok the guy said when he first met her the toto was tight but now the toto is wide. All i can say is dat d widening of the pussy is totally d guy's fault. Na im widen d toto.dats all i can deduce frm d post.

really na wa oo how im take widen am, what if im dickk small