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Jacqueline22:
lol

owokowoko, owie Edo nor gan how far na, you just dey Behind up these days oo, any e get where you need to work on sha! if you know you know!

Millenniumlady:
Awong chop and clean mouth busted

see them,

sisisioge:
Na wa o...

Well, my first year of marriage will be filled with plenty sex and talks and foods and perhaps a baby . May I not marry a vampire

plenty gini, babe pray for something wey nor go tire you oo

Millenniumlady:
Don't give in to him that's how they are......But hope you're getting lots of gifts from him as deserve

I don't understand you ladies anymore these days oo it's hard to see a man that will commit into a no sex relationship now especially men, but women aren't excluded oo!

my first relationship with my mummy, was a no sex relationship for about 1year and 3months but my dear so many things contributed to why it worked like that!

But story changed after madam started calling me gay, including her friends called me gay too, and offcurse suspecting me of having sex outside!

so as for you and op, I think you both should maybe stop feeling sex is all what men want...

Millenniumlady:
Tar gbafu

na you know oo why you con use that babe pics na

Millenniumlady:
Martin

yes madam Tupac

Millenniumlady:

you know say ar Don enter you well well, so ar know basically 85percent of your way!

Millenniumlady:

any umbrella wey u hide under, ar go know

izaray:
I'm fine jare, have been active on Literatue section lately

oh OK

Millenniumlady:
Girl I miss you

wahala girl

izaray:
Ah!! Same here dearie, how about Martin0 and Lefulefu

oh sweetie, I miss you both, though ur baby don't wanna change, so I had no choice than to run how far na, long time no see

[quote author=Twoclans post=71101471][/quote]I don send you that level oo

Twoclans:
Marty baby you are getting rotten this days ohhhh.who raped you of your innocence .

I have been waiting for you at the oda room ,come quickly before I will get dry

hahahah big head, I dey come jor

Twoclans:
As regards your question to lefulefu it's called standing cow girl or stand and deliver .

eheh OK, that's good to know very good style

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Move on

come oo why you dey write that kin thing for ur wall! abeg na people u dey drive oo

OboOlora:
Martin0 come n c ur spec.

O like furo ju emi e lor

mehn see investment anybody including you too dey admire the yansh eheh Lefulefu abeg weitin be the name of that position wey dem go carry the girl up with ur two hand na this kind yansh fit that style abi I lie OboOlora

lefulefu:
Martin0 bikonu leave twoclans for me oo

hahahah hahahah eheh see this babe nor wan answer me for the oza room oo and e get something wey she go fit help me do for her side! see if I loose this thin eh I go vex for twobaby oo!

Twoclans:
I don die marty so you will not allow me to flirt in peace again

I am coming to the oda room shortly just make sure that your amu is of the quality of a dimkpa

hahahahaha hahahah hahahahaha you eh

Twoclans:
Sweetim how you dey?

eheh babe abeg come the oza room, e get something wey I wan ask you, very important!

1. They text you frequently to know what you’re up to and how you’re doing.

2. They respond to your texts quickly and keep the conversation going because they don’t want to stop talking to you.

3. They try to find out your plans for the weekend so they can be in the same area or even in the same place.

4. They notice things about you from your social media and text you about it; promotions, travels, birthdays, family weddings…etc.

5. They remember minor details about you from your previous conversations together.

6. When you’re around them, they pay full attention to you and they make you feel like you’re the most important person in the room.

7. They ask you deep questions to get to know you instead of just making small talk.

8. They try to be nice to your friends and even try to impress them.

9. They introduce you to their closest friends and they’re usually very sweet to you.

10. They don’t change the way they treat you when their friends are around.

11. They make time for you even if they’re busy because they care about seeing you no matter what.

12. You can sense that they’re genuinely happy to be around you and not bored or staring at their phone the whole time.

13. They do sweet things for you; like send you a funny meme when you’re down or take you to your favorite ice-cream place.

14. They’re always trying to hang out with you, not only during the weekends but during weekdays too.

15. They like your social media posts or pictures just to show you that they’re paying attention.

16. They have expressed what exactly they like or admire about your personality and not just your looks.

17. They plan things they know you’d enjoy so you can’t say no.

18. They get slightly jealous when someone tries to flirt with you.

19. They don’t freak out when you mention that you want to be in a serious relationship.

20. They just tell it like it is and will eventually find the courage to tell you that they’re interested in being with you instead of leaving you guessing and wondering.

noruwasman:
Nna twoclans is still expecting your proposal biko no fall Men hand. for the dog meat chill with jack daniel, kosi wahala.

ar just tire for Martin oo I don tell him and he talk say he nor go fall our hands

gypsey:
No wahala

yeah

Twoclans:
Am cool.

I did not go to Church neither did I pray for you. Continue in your sin Christ actually came for people like you.

eheh you dey enjoy ursel na abi

make better cassava strike you there ohun gi come you don dey try me oo

OK nor worry na Easth i go get your time

Twoclans:
Its like you don't know martin0 ,he is the nairaland resident romeo and lover boy.Even if I open fresh boobi for Marty he will not know what to do

Abeg leave him alone before he starts crying

hahahah hahahahaha I rebuik that distraction who boobi epp, boobi na tissue oo, madam open kpere kpere

Jacqueline22:
Am a Muslim

why you dey wash my big head like this na nor make me run ooo coz I nor fit abide to that una traditions wey dem go lash me 100strokes say coz of marriage

gypsey:

one bottle of life beer when you visit this December

gypsey:
Chai! dis guy afuokuola up!

hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah you are good in "igbo "spellings

noruwasman:
I may even be available on bachelor's eve aside plenty plenty donations.

hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah well I wish you good luck, abeg cook dog meat for me oo

Twoclans:
Ukwu kill you diaaaaa I am going to take you back to where you belong

and we da hell is that those are old times oo my dear but anyhow sha! how ur side na? hope say you go church today and also pray for me sinner?

Jacqueline22:
Lol how October’s they behave?

I hear say them dey carry ukwu , water melons, and them get good goal scoring record

wait oo na now I remember say u nor go church oo!

babe I hear say devil dey use people now oo, this one wa

Twoclans:
See your head

Oya toast me ,I am sure they will be proud of you when you bring home a correct Anambra babe .Let's give nairaland wedding bells

commot for here ee dem nor dey start love play like this na, Anambra babe e be like say u don dey ripe oo, wait how person go just carry toast you like that, ar never see ukwu and water melon and I wan toast you, his twobaby is it fair to you

chineloSA:
I support women empowerment, but I am no Feminist.

I will join Feminists the day we eradicate racism on the face of the earth.

We will then have gender problems only. All women of all races will be fighting to be equal to men of all races.

Feminism is a white women's battle and has got nothing to do with us. Where we stand now white women are using us to fight their battles when Africans are fighting bigger battles of racism. Racism meted to us by white women.

Black( Africans ) face racism from all races and they want to divert our attention from that big problem which is even perpetuated by white women.

Let's equalise race first before gender.

All white people should fight to remove all privileges meant for them before we remove privileges meant for all men.

As far as I am concerned African men are equally victims. They get discrimated again from all angles. African men and women are fighting the same battle of racism against us.

White people use feminism to remove attention from racism that they daily commit against us.

Bleep them.

come oo e be like say una nor understand this femini something oo madam nor go dey fuckup oo abi u nor wan carry first abi