₦airaland Forum

7) when you are reading posts by KingEbukasBlog, butterflylion or felixomor

hopefulLandlord:
Christian: come to Jesus, he will do anything you ask in his name by faith

Me: but you're very poor and struggling to make ends meet, why don't you just pray to god to help you succeed?

Christian: Well, faith without works is dead

Me: all these works you've been doing is not work enough?

Christian: you don't understand, you need the holy spirit to understand

Me:

**** this really happened to me ****

6) CHRISTIAN: If Satan doesn't exist then who tempted
Jesus.
Me: WTF

5) when your christian parents sowed your school fees as seed in church

4) CHRISTIAN: you are possessed by demons who are
using you to spread lies.
ME:

3) CHRISTIAN: deep down your heart, you know God is
God.
ME:

2) CHRISTIAN : miracles are real, I have personal
encounters and I have witnessed it.
ME:

1) CHRISTIAN: I know you are an atheist, but for once in
your life try to read the bible with an unbiased and
open mind.
ME:

0temAtum:
You have not seen kirikiri? Do I give a fvcck whether you have seen it or not? What's my beeswax with kirikiri?

Rubbish

budaatum:
There is no excuse for an all powerful God not producing a perfect holy book or a perfect Adam and Eve for that matter. I guess God might have had nothing better to do if it created all things perfectly at the first attempt.

The christian god is so pathetic.

hahn:
Tell that to people who think the modafucker actually existed

the problem is will they listen?

Firstly, Jesus is a fictional character. What Jesus had to offer intellectual could not exceed the capacity of the writers or the technology and science of the time it was written.

Ashbaba:
Oral Health Education Video Series

Obafemi Awolowo Dental Students' Association (IFUDSA)

PLAQUE AND CALCULUS

PLAQUE is a collection of bacteria and sugar on the teeth.
CALCULUS in dentistry is not the application of derivatives and differentials�� but is formed when plaque is hardened by elements present in the saliva.

How do they form?�
They form as yellow deposits around neck of your teeth and spread to other areas of your teeth.

What do they cause?
They cause Gingivitis (disease of the gum), Mouth odour, Bleeding gums etc.

Can they be removed with toothbrushes?
No, they cannot be removed with toothbrushes.

What should I do then?��‍♂
You should ��
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBoDYJaXJ8s

Enquiries
CODEH Chairman
� _Dr Toluwani - 07065128129_

P.R.O
� Ash - 08161736204

For more Oral Health Education Video
��
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmJ3SR920Fh0z6seNTlsSdQ

Help create awareness too, kindly rebroadcast
Thanks.

IFUDSA ==> towards an improved oral health

why are you derailing the topic?

budaatum:
God may inspire a thing but the recipient of that which God inspired might be erroneously received, hence the entire received inspiration may contain errors.

are telling me that if God wanted a perfect holy book so badly, that it could not be achieved? Why didn't God document cause a perfect book to come out of nothing since he is all powerful? They is no excuse for an all powerful God not producing a perfect book.

rexben:
I strongly believe that christianity is a religion

before nko abi na sport e come be. Christianity is a religion.

Smh.

beckyjoy1:
The game also help Martinez19 to win #500000

Topestbilly:
Wow! Congrats!


At least u will buy new laptop

ahn ahn!

Christianity is a scam and sham. All religious gods don't exist. I wish you peace and happiness in all your endeavors.

Is it true that weed causes memory and concentration problems? Does it hinder a student's academic performances? Why does it cause students to drop out of school? Abi na legend and fairy tales?

Saviour96:
Please this is an interestin topic, i need more enlightment

are you suffering from any of the symptoms?

...... Continued

TOM: what if some of them become enlightened like us?
Enlightened enough to see through the facade of
reality we gave to them.

DICK: yeah, we can take care of that by preventing them
reading books and empowering themselves. The
knowledge they will have will be that of christianity
as spoon fed to them by their priests and priests
alone.

HARRY: very good. But there is another problem.

TOM AND DICK:which is what?

HARRY : we need to make sure that the guys doing the
affliction are not the ones preaching. It would
blow our cover quickly by the display of cheer
hypocrisy. We need guys who would stand as the
nice guys to slaves. These guys won't be involved
in the slave trade business. They are the ones
who will do the preaching and indoctrination.

DICK: I get the point. Let's send in missionary and our
priests then. They take care of them, we enslave
them.

TOM: *gives a sigh of relief * wow. I guess that is the
mass control I have been looking for. I wouldn't
want to be a black at this moment. I guess it's bed
time.

*********** the next day************

REV. MAGNUS : you sent for me captain.

TOM: oh yes I did. I have something to discuss with you.


The end

Nb: blacks keep deceiving thyselves embracing a white god.

All religions are fake and Jesus is truth? Oh wait, you are one of those folks who believe that christianity is not a religion. Now, this is what you are going to do for me.
1) get a good dictionary.
2) look up the meaning of the word religion.
3) then come back and tell me if christianity is a religion or not.

HopefulLandlord, hahn, akintom, catfishbilly, HardMirror, 1Sharon, proudgorgeousga, Johnydon22, otemanuduno aka 0temAtum, deicide, analice107, butterflylion, felixomor, etc

Tom, dick and Harry were slave masters in what we now know as Nigeria. Here is the discussion that occured between them on a cool night.

TOM: the blacks are underdeveloped and not learned as
we are. Our slave business involves a lot of risk
You know. Recently, there have been occurrences
of escapes and rebellion by these black apes. We
cannot overlook this given the physical strength
and number of the blacks.

DICK: a more effective means to control them will come
in handy. We need something that can control
such a large amount of people and make them
submissive as slaves. What can we do?

HARRY: how about the man made fairly tales which is
known to control the masses and have a strong
influence on the masses especially back in
England and Europe? People can be made to
believe in anything as long as they are within the
spheres of religion.

TOM: hmmmmmm. Yes! It's clear now. By imposing and
dishing out christianity to our slaves, we can get
them to be submissive to us despite our trade. Ha,
who wouldn't want a slave that would give you the
second cheek when you slap them on the first? Or
walk an extra mile for you when you give a burden
to carry for one mile? Remember Matthew 5:38 &
Matthew 5:41

HARRY : if thoroughly indoctrinated, they would forgive
us whatever harsh and inhuman treatment we
subject them to. Why? because they will want to
obey the teachings of christ. We wouldn't worry
about these dull black apes seeking revenge
becaaaauuuussse....

THE THREE SHOUTS IN UNISON :........ vengeance is for
the Lord. Deuteronomy 32:35, Romans 12:19

TOM: they would be more obedient given that they are
to obey their masters. They won't escape given
the story in the book of Philemon. Tadah, we have
just the tool of perfect control......

HARRY: they wouldn't disobey given the fiery flames of
hell. For once in my life, I find religion useful. How
about their rich lands and priceless artifacts?
given our cruel treatment of them and the verse
Matthew 5:40 and Matthew 5:42, we can take from
them whatsoever we want. They can't retaliate.

DICK: we treat them like trash and they forgive and
pray for us Matthew 5:43-48. Mehn, we are on the
path of creating our dream slaves. We are going
to be gods of men.

........ Continuation at 8:30pm

.

Sterix10:
No wonder,since I started mastubating,i have been having memory problem,i forget things easily and am a brilliant student,i had to force myself to learn how to cram

what is your take on this? Perhaps this might help you?

gcof:
this is actually the question I've wanting to ask. Does the brain have some kind of information that an act is masturbation and the other sex because as far as I know, they all result in one thing

gcof and babyfaceafrica, addiction to sex is also destructive. It's not as harmless as it appears. It takes tons of sex to damage your cognition. Good news is that you will recover.

God told Abraham to sacrifice his son. Hush! The ways of God are mysterious.

1Sharon:
I hope current Christians are reading this thread

I hope they do. I don't want that talk of "... you were never a true christian" blah blah blah.