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Getting ready to milk the sheeples.

0temAtum:
The only Ekwueme I know in person is Samuel Chinedum Ekwueme whose username account here was 4evergod. He is well known as an established scammer by many people here on Nairaland. He has duped people of 6million naira plus which Ubachi, Mrbllymer, Ranchoddas, HopefulLandlord, Muafrika2, GoodMuyis, Hahn, 1sharon, Dalaman etc can all testify to. Is he the same Ekwueme we are to worship in spit and tooth?

chai.

jiggaz:
Yes i am and am inviting you to receive him too.

jiggaz:

are you still practicing his presence?

CHRISTIAN: the Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want.
He shall provide all my needs according to his
riches in glory.

***** two weeks later******
CHRISTIAN : do you have #2000. Things are tight and
hard at the moment.
ME :

CHRISTIAN APOLOGISTS: I have done my research,
christianity is correct.
MUSLIM APOLOGISTS : I have done my research, Islam
is correct.
MORMON APOLOGISTS: I have done my research,
mormonism is correct.

ME: wetin be this?

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analice107:
OnWard Christian Soldier, sleep on till we meet again at resurrection. I envy you brother. You have gone home to rest. You cease from the woes and the and news which harasses humanity everyday.

Good nite saint. Your work here is done.

This was the man who caught Zakir Naik telling 20 lies in a 5mins response he gave to someone.

Ah, thank you Lord for calling your son home.

chai, christianity, wetin humanity do you?

PatAnselm:
Yeah, I suffered from it

then we need to warn the future generation. Most people don't believe in all these especially those who have not experienced it.

NwaAmaikpe:



Her hand has no wedding ring.

What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband

My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.

Nonsense.

what sort of uncivilisation is this?

vs4ever:
Our days on earth are numbered. We all go the way of the world. How, where, why, when you die are secondary but where you are going matters. Inasmuch as they have their names written in the book of life its all right. For man earth matters for the spiritual both matter but heaven matters more. God exist. Man can be small gods by doing Gods work, e.g am in need, I pray the Almighty he hears by moving you to get concerned and help in whatever way he persuades you. Even your discussion with me is known to him. He knew we would talk about Him through my problem, you see we are talking. I can persuade you to believe Him cos He is closer than you think.

lol. Chai. Smh. So your all loving powerful God would allow you die like a chicken in the most gruesome and grotesque of ways. He saved you from accident but he could not save those I showed, now it is that our death doesn't matter as long as we are right with God. What is that thing that he cannot achieve without the untimely death of a believer? Why are you here looking for connection and how to sell your goods? It is what every serious salesman would do. What is now the usefulness of prayer?

vs4ever:
There is God. Yesterday he saved me from accident at Agboju cos I don think forget myself while crossing the road. Then he helped me got him with ease cos I got almost lost at ajangbadi as I forgot myself in the bus. He is real. That one is non negotiable. What I need from xtians is prayer and encouragement and connection on who can help buy the 40 pieces of the laptop someone gave me to sell. He want bulk sale.

God saved you from an accident? What about these children of God who died in uyo?

vs4ever:
Hmmm. What you wrote is good. I am just tired. At the peak of my ministry was when devil struck. Not fornication or adultery but sudden unexplainable deadness of business. all the things I do for a living went down at once. my wife and kids squat with my parents in the Lord. I owe debt everywhere, thought of dying has become frequent as micro finance banks are all over me. Am I not defeated already?

One chance. There is no God. Check for proof, you won't see him anywhere.

hyperrational:
Of course. That's the entire point. Why must he get her pregnant? Unwanted pregnancy is preventable, so how could he have afforded such stupidity? It's execrable. Let him carry his cross jaare. He'll most definitely regret it. But every man must face the consequences of his actions.

Agreed. A more reason why we should guide and counsel our young ones.

hyperrational:
Can you imagine how ridiculous? This gullible 18-year-old idiot is having the window of opportunities life has began opening for him as he approached adulthood slammed for good, putting himself in bondage and practically subjecting himself to guaranteed psychological and emotional torture.

He doesn't even look happy - that tells you all you need to know. This is what you get for being a 21st century URBANIZED fool who's unfortunately oblivious to the importance of contraception - it prevents [color=darkblue]unwanted pregnancies[/color]. Enjoy the "comfort" of the bed you're laying.

[color=darkgreen]HAPPY MARRIED LIFE.[/color]

pregnancy might have been involved, you know.

dingbang:
The Target

ME: If God asks you to kill your son, will you?
CHRISTIAN : God would never say a thing like that.
ME:

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

Nice! Simple, direct and on point.

Sabrina18:
And what makes you think that your gf and your sisters are more decent than other Nigerian girls?

abeg ask him o. Nassicism at it's peak.

hopefulLandlord:
1. Onyeze is NOT an atheist

2. there are no ugly atheists but we have Christian oil paintings and stunning models like Taribo West

obasanjo is another stunning adonis

OP, read this to them. This is real. People are experiencing this.

CHRISTIAN: I am sorry to say this but you were never
a true christian, you don't really understand what
the bible says, you never really knew who Jesus
was. You were misguided.

ME: how did you figure that out?

CHRISTIAN : If you were a true christian, you would not
left the body of christ.

ME:

adepeter2027:
Come and be going

hyperrational:
Check this one out too:

new.exchristian.net/2017/08/the-stupidest-thing-jesus-ever-said.html?m=1

(Martinez19, I hope you'll pardon me for derailing your thread)

No problem.

***** testimony on christian television******

CHRISTIAN: the doctors told me that I had cancer but
last week, I prayed to God and used my faith. I know
I am healed and I don't use my drugs anymore.
ME :

It doesn't work. It's all superstition.

CHRISTIAN: Satan has blinded you. You need to know the truth for THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE.
ME:

felixomor:
Attention seeker.
Grow up kid

But it's true nah