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luvmijeje:
If you don't believe this then you can't believe my miracle.

I didn't say I don't believe in that miracle. At I am asking is that you tell me your own. I must hear your own.

I don't believe this. I know a real death experience if I hear one. Why do people tell lies?

luvmijeje:
Martinez19, where are thou? I hope you can seen the awesomeness of God.

Thou art becoming suspicious, tell me your own . It is your own that I want to hear.

One of the funniest thing I have heard is that if you take a stool and start praying to it for a long period of time. At the end, you will be amazed at what the stool has done for you . lwkmd.

CoolUsername:
Isn't it a little arrogant to assume only yourself and a group 'enlightened folks' are capable of handling the truth?

That is very arrogant of him. Everyone deserves to know the truth. Who is he to determine those deserving of the truth?

freakthingz:
Let people enjoy things

It's not by force

I'm in my atheist lane minding my business and enjoying life

They have made their choice let them enjoy and stay in their own lane

that choice does more harm than good. It opens them up to the deception of pastors and their absurd nonsensical jargons.

luvmijeje:
But if I tell you mine, you won't be able to verify it.

which one is this delay tactics. Just drop your miracle. You need not be worried if you are tell the truth. Oya drop your testimony.

luvmijeje:
Are you not the one who told me the miracles you've seen werse set up? So why will you believe someone you've not seen or know?

If I'm convinced by your answer I'll answer your question.

There were evidences for those set up miracles. Say your own nah, you are taking my time.

luvmijeje:
If I tell you, you won't believe me? So what's the purpose?

Try me. If I never wanted to know, I would not have asked. Oya tell me nah.

luvmijeje:
Which one?

remember that trend I opened? Come on, don't tell me that you have forgotten. Tell me any irrefutable miracle that God has done for you.

luvmijeje:
Hehehe. .. .. . You wan find me come? Baptist Church.

your irrefutable miracle nko? You think say I don forget?

luvmijeje:
I'm a Baptist. Why do you ask?

what is the name of your church?

luvmijeje:
But Bill Gates will one day die. Everything he has achieved will not be bury with him. In 100 years time he will just be a name that will be remembered in classroom.

While my God, the ancient of days, the everlasting God, the Alpha and the Omega will forever be worship by his faithful children.

you think you can run. You have not told me the name of your church.

OtemAtum:
abi o. What is yahweh trying to hide ny stopping a storey building ?

All religious books are bunks.

OtemAtum:
According to the DOCTUFOS OF events millions of years back:

whao, we agree on the same deception.

Jewish bastards are very smart, they probably created that story to stop men from exploiting beyond the atmosphere. Why? They claimed God lives up there. Knowing that they were frauds, they had to stop people from investigating using the hoax that God will come against any investigator.
Another made up story is the story of Job. They probably figured out that people might become utterly dissatisfied with God over the bad things that happens in their lives and the fact that good people who are faithful God suffer the supposed lot of the wicked. So they invented the story of Job to keep you claim in the idiotic religion whatever your circumstances and how long it lasts.
The tower of babel and the story of Job are nonsensical and laughable in the light of modern science.

rheether:
Why Nigerian spirit they alway disappear almost immediately?

Nigerian spiritual current source no dey last like like the physical PHCN. ........ Just kidding.

pamcode:
The seller or the buyer? Dr IBK don eff up sha.

I didn't read it well. The buyer can't make heaven.

Chai. The seller cannot make heaven.

rheether:
Shut your mouth my friend. Were you expecting her to stay before? If your wife have nothing to offer won't you leave? Will you allow your sister or daughter to be with a guy who have nothing to offer? Guys, if you have nothing to offer Better stay out of any form of romantic relationship. God bless Biafra!

why did the girl date the guy in the first place?

ikechizoba:
There was this man in my church,whose mentally challenged brother got missing @lbadan,for months,they looked for him but couldn't find him.
One day,a cousin to this man,boarded a vehicle from lbadan to calabar to visit him.Then along the way, the driver took a different route, which was quite strange to his cousin, he started panicking and asked the driver to drop him,thinking they were kidnappers, him and the driver started exchanging words till the other passengers intervene,then he was dropped at one junction along the way. Then he turned back to look for who to ask for direction on how to go back to Ibadan,whole and behold, he saw his missing mentally challenged cousin, sitting by the roadside with a begger,he was speechless, so all this while,God was leading him to his cousin, that was why he made the driver to take that route that day,and also made the driver to drop him at that particular junction after refusing to,he broke down in tears as the begger narrated how he found his cousin and has been feeding him for the past two months,this God is just too much

coincidence is a powerful thing.

hopefulLandlord:
Salamandars and Starfish grow back lost limbs all the time. And they never even heard of Jesus.
So I think Jesus lied when he said he will grant 'whatever you wish' if you have faith.
It is very mean of Jesus to lie like that.

Faith is an opium of delusion.

All these speaking in tongues in new generational churches na lie. it is all a continuous babbling of senseless rubbish. I remember when I used to attend those churches, in Christ embassy(BLV) one of the church leaders asked me if I spoke in tongues and I said no. He asked me to come over and to be enabled to pray in tongues. He prayed for me to speak in tongues but I no connect he pray sotey but I no connect then I order to commot the place and make I no embarrass am, I started mumbling rubbish and the guy said "yes, that's it." each time I remember this, I just smh with laughter.

In another church, the pastor tried and tried but in order not to feel awkward and to embarrass the pastor, I started mumbling incoherent nonsense and pastor that's it . He said he even saw the holy spirit bringing utterances to my spirit. . Àwọn wereys.

The speaking in tongues of the new generational churches is bunk.

hopefulLandlord:
YOU'VE SEEN SOMEONE WITHOUT A LEG GIVEN A NEW LEG OF FLESH AND BLOOD?

Calm down o. He might be proclaiming out of faith. Maybe he is an amputee seeking miracles by "claim it, received it" by faith. So he might be referring to himself being healed in the future and is giving testimony because to himself(a show of faith), it has happened in the spiritual realm. He could be saying it on behalf of someone with whom he shares these beliefs with. I have been involved in all these hocus pocus in the past , shame on me .

Some people, when seeking healing by faith give testimonies by faith of how they are already healed. This indirectly is a way of adding to the pastor's cv. The new fad in the church now is dream interpretation. Every Tom, Dick and Harry is now a dream interpreter. All you need are a dream dictionary and unification of scriptural ideas with the dream dictionary's symbols.

hopefulLandlord:
YOU'VE SEEN SOMEONE WITHOUT A LEG GIVEN A NEW LEG OF FLESH AND BLOOD?

calm down o. He might be proclaiming out of faith. Maybe he is an amputee seeking miracles by "claim it, received it" by faith. So he might be referring to himself being healed in the future and giving testimony because to him, it has happened in the spiritual realm. He could be saying it on behalf of someone with whom he shares these beliefs with. I have been involved in all these hocus pocus in the past , shame on me .

Some people, when seeking healing by faith give testimonies by faith of how they already healing. This indirectly is a way of adding to the pastor's cv. The new fad in the church now is dream interpretation. Every Tom, Dick and Harry is now a dream interpreter. All you need is a dream dictionary.

virus05:
I remember he went to mfm 2012 or so they did 3 days dry fasting or so still didn't solve d prob. Went to rhema church, went to tb Joshua , went to prophet iginla in. Abj. No solution my broda the pastors just dey see. Sometimes I start wondering if God is really real. Upon all my dad passed through he still died@ the end. We never lived in our own house or even a rented house. Coz we couldnt afford. We we were just squatting in different houses. Like my dad's friend my mum's friend even till now my broda. And my dad had super rich friends but none helped. I just tire. now he's gone he didn't enjoy life

chai. Pastors will claim to see heaven and earth but can't do shit. They are just hustlers after the money.

I remember when I was still in this religious hocus pocus. If you think eating in the dream is going to ruin your success and you are so afraid of it, it will come in your dreams. Don't believe prophets and pastors,their prophecies are fake. They can't do jack. They are business men masquerading in the guise of clergy men. They are hustlers for the money. If you dear fall into their trap, you will have yourself to blame because they prey on people's misfortunes and shortcomings to propagate their absurd religious jargons.

Ioseph:
Bleep off with this fatalistic philistine bullshit. Religion is a horrible cancer that corrupts people into doing absolutely horrible things, to eschew logic, to not work for themselves and to use god as a catch all excuse for their problems instead of doing something about it. "Religion as a drug" is exactly how things like Muslim Terrorism become so popular - do you think these random fvckers would be strapping bombs to their chests and murdering little children if there wasn't an enabler in their mind saying that they would be rewarded with eternity in heaven for it?

Don't stay in your lane. Drive head-on into the Religious fundies' lane and wake them up to how batshit mad their beliefs are, and how detrimental they are to human relations and modern society!

"Stay in your lane" what a pathetically brainless saying. What change comes from 'staying in your lane'!? The shackles of abrahamic group-think have not loosened here it seems!

Don't mind him.

virus05:
Dey dere.. same has been happening to my dad since about 15 years... I taught things were about to get better since he met with kebbi state governor last month but to my surprise my lovely daddy died last week.. .. No prophet solved our prob I swear even tb Joshua, God is my witness

this is what I have been looking for. Did he go to mfm, deeper life and redeem? I want to know.

Business men masquerading as clergy can't help anyone. They are after the money.

virus05:
Dey dere.. same has been happening to my dad since about 15 years... I taught things were about to get better since he met with kebbi state governor last month but to my surprise my lovely daddy died last week.. .. No prophet solved our prob I swear even tb Joshua, God is my witness

this is what I have been looking for. Did he go to mfm, deeper life and redeem? I want to know.

Business men masquerading as clergy can't help.

freakthingz:
Bros stay in ya lane

Let people enjoy things



Religion is a hell of a drug, it reduces pervception of suffering and pain, dulls hunger pangs and gives hope to the hopeless


Let people enjoy things

It's good that things be peaceful, but I was just pointing out a hard truth. Each time I think about it, it makes me laugh.

Bimpe and Halima are friends in the university. They read together, play and joke together. Bimpe is a christian and Halima is a Muslim . Bimpe believes that Halima will burn in hell for not accepting her religious stance while Halima's religion tags Bimpe an infidel and says Bimpe should be killed at first sight. Despite this, they are good friends, hmmm----- friends indeed .
It never worries Bimpe to save Halima from the impending Hell and it never bothers Halima to prevent Bimpe from the wrath of Allah. Hmmm----- friends indeed . Àwọn wereys.
On Friday, Halima does her thing in the mosque while on Sunday, bimpe goes church. Week after week, they are friends and always there for each and would defend each other in public. Hmmm - - - - - friends indeeds . The issue of religion is never brought up because na fight be that in other words, Bimpe will not tell Halima about hell and Halima will not tell bimpe about her impending doom in the hands of Allah. If you ask me, na who I ***?

Bimpe and Halima. Hmmm--- friends indeed

Awon wereys.