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@Danycrusoe

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virginprincess:
Is love na, he is not stupid! seriously i which such kind of guys can come my way, though i won't treat him badly, instead i will love and cherish him like he does to me.

This lie is meant for sucklings.

mainkendo:
I have had my own fare share of simping. It is what it is.
I had this girl that I like but asked her out and she decline but was always around me getting benefits.
I asked myself if I can choose this girl for a friend without anything being attached. My answer was no.
One of days when she came around, I told her that am not her friend and that she should stop the familiarzation and stay away from me.

What was her response/reaction?

@mamagee3

I will leave the police and EFCC to determine if Ned Nwoko is a criminal or not since I don't know him and you will have to present proof that he is a federal criminal.

Ned Nwoko is not a paedophile. I doubt you know the meaning of the word. Regina was well above 18 when she got married (ie. She married as an adult) so nothing was done illegally or immorally. If as an adult who is free to make her decision, she chooses to marry a billionaire (like all women want to) like Ned Nwoko, what is your business? Why do you think she is naive? Do you think I am fool not to know Regina made a money move like all women do and women don't marry for money? Why are you bothered about her youth and education? Is she complaining?

See, if Regina decided to marry Ned Nwoko and Ned Nwoko is happy to have her, there is nothing wrong. Regina knew beforehand that he had other wives, so what's your stress? I don't care what western men think. Everyone should mind their business.

edit: you can pretend and lie to me all you want that you wouldn't have accepted Nwoko's proposal if you were at Regina's age. If you would have opted for Dangote, still an elderly man, instead for the sake of business legitimacy (like women care), what right have you to complain that Ned Nwoko is a "paedophile"?

Zzor:
like the usual redpill kind of statement

What kind of statement in this case, can you give me an example?

Zzor:
is this really you?

It is. What were you expecting me to say?

Point of correction, Regina is not a child. Ned Nwoko is a very successful man, one in the top echelon of capable and wealthy men; as a result, people will want to associate with him since success has many friends.

Stop being jealous and mind your business. If you were at Regina's age and Ned Nwoko asked for your hands in marriage, you will accept even if your parents are against it.

Nairalandian:
All you niggas blaming arteta for not fielding Ozil, i don't think it's his fault. I think it has to do more with internal politics by the club executives

What could have been the cause?

mywells:
When you dump ozil and u think you'll come out here and win a match it can never work,a fringe coach like you discreaminating.

I wonder why it is hard for Arteta to field Ozil. Did Ozil offend him.

puremaker7:
Na money Partey follow come Arsenal..

True, but his football and football value might suffer in the long run. Atletico Madrid should have increased his pay.

Antoine Griezmann and Thomas Partey will both regret leaving Atletico. Too bad Atletico didn't do enough to keep Partey, his departure is a loss to both him and the club.

Our new Pope Francis, instead of minding your business and moving on with your life, preach to her to change her sordid ways. In fact, lead her to Christ. Follow her like a simp because of the love you have for her and try to change her; hopefully, she will change and you will have the opportunity to date and marry her and get the pùssy... stùpid man.

You say she had no intellectual WhatsApp group and she shows no signs of improving... yet she has her masters and she is heading for a PhD. Wetin be your own sef.

Starboytwo:
there's one particular guy who use to beat me, I'm better overall than him except for "marking"... The guy marking so tight one day I wanted to cry... I can't even dribble pass him once, if I pass ball to my striker like this gbam, he must collect am, I'm serious, you can't dribble this guy, all his players are always on drug.. I don't like to play against him, anytime I see him like this and I wanna play, I'd just be pressing my phone instead... The guy marking no be here at all ... Na "x" and another thing him dey press...

In FIFA, it's hard to beat someone with a good defense and precise aggressive markers and tackles. In fact the greatest way to improve you game is to learn how to mark/tackle and collect the ball, your game will improve greatly once you can do that and you will start seeing yourself having more chances, more attack and shots on goal. It will happen like magic. I usually use legacy defending instead of tactical defending. If you use legacy defending, I can teach you how to defend and collect the ball.

If person no give you breathing space and dey collect ball anyhow from you, e dey pain.

Wahala for who no swallow red pill.

angelfallz:
Lol. FIFA is personal

There is something about that game that makes it induce rage and frustration. I once took the game personal but it didn't get to the extent of smashing pad and lashing out at your opponent. Lol. I usually had it at the back of my mind that it was just a game.

I have had many funny moments, very funny moments, but I will narrate one that doesn't involve personal details even though it's not too funny. Only boys can relate to the story I am about to tell.

My brother and I regularly played FIFA 19 last year. As a rule, we would play as many matches as we could in a day (until we were tired) and the person that won the most carried the day. At first, he would beat me mercilessly with a large margin in almost every match since he had spent a lot of time playing and mastering the game. My players, due to my brother's dribbling and sharp turns and my inexperience, seemed to be running hapzardly like people set on fire. My brother kept evading my defenders like people run away from feaces. Each time my brother won or scored, he would taunt me with a dance, and after we were done for the day, he would haughtily say I was beaten like a criminal and I should go and train. If I draw or won on few occasions, it was by luck and when I remarked that he still played very well, he would say "...by your standards." It was then I decided to teach him a lesson.

I spent some time developing my game (thanks to reddit, YouTube and the practice arena). Then I started beating and frustrating him. The beating exposed certain aspects of my brother: I discovered that he took the game personally, emotionally and always wanted to win. Defeat frustrated him. Beating him led to the following rage quits (in order of occurrence), few of which I will list.

RAGE QUIT 1: after my brother won the first two games, I went on a five-match winning streak. I kept marking my brother's players tightly, I kept collecting the ball and intercepting passes like I was born to do them. His frustration grew to my hidden delight. As usual, he repeatedly blamed the pad (controller) and changed tactics many times to no avail. When I announced that I could only played two more games since I was tired, he quit in frustration and said in anger "what can two games do?" (He wanted more games to even the record from 5 - 2 to 5 - 5) He quit and walked angrily to his room. As he did, he caught me smiling and he became angry with red eyes and said "why are you smiling? Do you think you are better than me?" I was shocked like madt. I was laughing on the inside but kept claim. How can someone take a game so personal?

RAGE QUIT 2: When I bought new controllers and was playing with one of them. I remarked that it seems my players were slow (actually, it was a false but sincere suspicion). He said "why are you blaming the pad for your poor game against the CPU (AI opponent)? If you can blame the pad, I don't know what else you will blame." Guess who blamed the pad the next day and smashed it in anger when I went on another five game winning streak? It was a funny sight. But he came back and after many draws and determination from him we continued and I still carried the day with a 6 - 4 record. The loss pained him so much that when I woke up to urinate at midnight that day (around 11 or 1 AM, thereabout) I saw him practicing so hard to beat me the next day.

RAGE QUIT 3: since we were becoming equal, I upgraded my defense. I gave his attackers no room to breath and I always collected the ball in no time. My players were aggressive. I ended the day with four wins, two draws and no loss. My brother quit even though we could play more. Before he quit, I observed he kept staring at my pad to discover what I was pressing and he repeatedly complained that my players were too aggressive. He asked what I was pressing and when I told him I was only pressing X, he angrily said "so is you X different from mine? Why are my players not collecting the ball too." After much defeat, he dropped his pad and said "this game is not balanced, only god knows what you are pressing to collecting ball (trying to insinuate that I am somehow cheating, he said this many times). I am not playing this game again."

The next day, I recorded three wins, two draws, and no loss. He made the same accusations and promised not to play again. This time, he repeatedly added that my game was nothing special and I just know how to collect the ball back. My other sibling kept laughing and I wondered if I wasn't supposed to get the ball again.

We still ended up playing FIFA after a long time but he doesn't take it personal anymore. We play for fun and we beat each other but I can't forget his rage quits. I can't narrate many other past rage quits because of time and space.

HitlerGaddafi:
I was once at NYSC camp when I sighted a girl doing her thing in the bush..I shine torch oboy that toto red die. It's the reddest to** I've ever seen..the mumu girl no even send... She was like "guy do normal na". I was like oboy this one na warri girl o.

KosiGee:
Don’t hyperventilate with your moral compass nonsense.

Hyperventilate? Moral compass and good behaviour in situations like this are not nonsense, except to those who have the same character and attitude as the girl.

If you investigate, you’ll be surprised that this didn’t even happen. Someone probably came up with a story to see how people would react.

It still doesn't change the fact that you defended and subtly excused rudeness bad behaviour while irrationally and unfairly attributing faults to the company. You did not do the right thing and that tells a lot about yourself.

Read my post well, I was being sarcastic with the other social media platform.

Na so. Anyway, let's end the discussion. Good day.

KosiGee:
Why not reach her on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and other social media platforms as well??

When you create your company, reach your prospective employees through Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and other social media platforms. Don't tell a company how they should reach their prospective employees. They know what they were looking for and they knew the test that would separate the unworthy from the worthy. How they test is up to them not you. Who are you or anyone to tell a company how to contact or test their prospective employees?

I don’t know which environment you are operating from but ethics and professionalism should apply in ways that company interact with people.

Bullshit. There was nothing unethical or unprofessional here. The company, their rules.

That lady might have been receiving unsolicited texts from strangers, anyone could’ve been in possession of her phone at the time. If a company uses this means to test potential employees...then they must be crazy...

It’s like my uncle hiding money in his pocket and asking me to wash his clothes back then...I’ll politely give him the money but subsequent ones, I made sure I wash the clothes and the pockets till the notes form papier-mâché...he had to stop....perhaps if potential employees give this people a mouthful via WhatsApp, they’ll act professional.

Building more irrational excuses. Being polite and well-mannered cost nothing. Instead of doing what is right by supporting and encouraging good behaviour, you wasted energy subtly covering up and excusing trashy attitude and attributing blames to the company. Why? It's because you and jashub are just like the lady in the chat, attitude-wise. You both see yourselves in that lady hence the compulsive need to defend.

It's good that she was dismissed for her rudeness and ill manners. People like her and you guys are trash, real trash. You people do not change, and people who consider you friends should reconsider. At least, I am happy that most nairalanders have a good moral compass

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SMH

ubunja:
True.
The anticipation of sex pays far more than the actual sex ever will.

Where I live sex from prostitutes is about R40. That's about 4 cans of coke each at R10. Or about 4 mid-range loaves. When will that woman become a millionaire? Better she date a man who'll spend on her expecting sex down the line.

Bella Thorne achieved that within 3 weeks of joining OnlyFans. Imagine. Some women have made a lot of dollars on OnlyFans by just teasing simps and promising nudes. One even celebrated making a million dollars. They made far more money in a very short time than prostitutes did for years through prostitution. Simps knew who Bella Thorne was since she is popular, and they wondered what was beneath the clothes.

It's crazy how much simps are willing to spend...

XXXXTENTACION:
Sex brings in lots of money if you doubt me check the porn industry.


ubanja some of your posts are not evidence based. I would be happy if you can add some form of evidence to back up your claims.

There is a reason why Bella Thorne made over $2M on OnlyFans without a single nude pics even though she promised to supply them. They paid in anticipation. I and Ubunja know why. If you read the write up again, you will know why. How many pornstars has paid over $2M from porn?

If every man everywhere became as selfish and as stingy with his time, money and favours the way every woman everywhere is selfish and stingy with her pussy, kisses and ass, society would reorder itself in record time. And especially women, having been left to navigate a dangerous world without the male protection and provisions that they take for granted, will be kinder, gentler and more respectful to men. Most importantly every woman will seek her own man to get protected and provided by and there won't be so many single lonely men.

@Ubunja

This is spot on.

^{NB: I don't use sex dolls.}

-- No divorce
-- No cheating
-- No nagging
-- No entitlement mentality
-- No withholding and weaponization of sex
-- No alimony
-- No child support
-- No petty power play
-- No disrespect and ingratitude
-- List yours

EbukaHades10, donoro, and OloriLFC. The pots of rice and goat meats are being warmed. The crates of drinks are being brought out and my DJ is getting ready. Come and drown your sorrows.

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JustforMen:
Confucius!
You are mis-reading, mis-understanding, mis-applying and mistaking the Bible and the concept of wealth.
He did not read any Bible or Koran. He simply identified a problem that a million people care about and are willing to pay up 1000 dollars for, hence he became a billionaire.
If you keep calling god, bible while your brain is on holiday then I am sorry, even God will not help you even though He can.
You have to get your thinking right as a pre-requisite.

Stop creating unnecessary confusion. God doesn't exist and success in life is, and will always be, an utter human effort with no gods in the mix. The bible said God gives the power to make wealth, did it say how? Of course God is nonexistent, stop confusing people. Bible expert.

SaveMeLord

uuzba:
Devil is father of lies
And this is the lie you choose to believe, that he doesn't exist.
You will sha die one day. Change before that day comes.

Don't be foolish. How do you know the devil exists? Have you seen the devil before? Keep regurgitating what people told or indoctrinated you into.