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Politics / Re: Federal Executive Council Meeting Will Not Hold Tomorrow - Lai Mohammed by Martinkev(m): 9:41pm On Sep 05, 2017
fyneguy:
Prior to every FEC meeting, the SGF secratariat sends agenda details to all members atleast 2 days before the meeting. Since Monday was Sallah, there's no way the details could get to members 2 days before the meeting.


For trying to defend this nonsense, it will not be well with you and your family!

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Crime / Re: Alaka Abayomi: "I Am Not Badoo Member, Police Framed Me Up" by Martinkev(m): 12:09pm On Aug 02, 2017
What exactly do you do sir? Neighbors and locals say you're into diabolical sh!t.
Everyone is scared of you, your wealth and your business!

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Politics / Re: "I Did Not Kill Ipob Members In Anambra, Buhari Did" - Obiano Cries Out by Martinkev(m): 12:02pm On Jul 31, 2017
choi
Celebrities / Re: Beef Just Got Turned On!! Princess Vitarah Finally Replies Speed Darlington by Martinkev(m): 10:35pm On Jul 30, 2017
I mistakenly go use my mb watch speed's video. I should have downloaded porn instead
Politics / Re: Shocker: CNN Mocks Nigeria Over Buhari’s Continued Absence In Country by Martinkev(m): 10:18pm On Jul 30, 2017
Na we Bleep up!

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Forum Games / Re: Question Of The Week - Which Would You Rather Have? by Martinkev(m): 10:15pm On Jul 30, 2017
Which kind of stupid question is this? Op, no let me vex for you o

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Health / Re: Stop Eating Suys, Boli, They Cause Cancer - Experts Warn by Martinkev(m): 10:13pm On Jul 30, 2017
Soon, they'll say we should stop drinking garri!
Abeg, Valar Morghulis: All men must die!
Travel / Re: My Experience With An Agent- Now I Need Rescue by Martinkev(m): 6:24pm On Jul 30, 2017
End-time agent!
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Condemns Attack On Shehu Sani, Suleiman Kunkiyi And NUJ by Martinkev(m): 6:17pm On Jul 30, 2017
I can bet my neighbour's gen that El-rufai is responsible!

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Politics / Re: You Will Go Back To Jos After 2019, Nnamdi Kanu To Governor Rocha's Okorocha by Martinkev(m): 6:14pm On Jul 30, 2017
Okoroawusa!
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Were Me? by Martinkev(m): 6:13pm On Jul 30, 2017
You fled from a daughter of Jezebel ...you should be proud!
Romance / Re: What Is The Normal Age For A Lady To Marry? by Martinkev(m): 6:11pm On Jul 30, 2017
Forget what society wants! The normal age for a woman to marry is when she feels ready, and someone is ready to marry her. There shouldn't be pressure on ladies. They have a lot to deal with already

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Politics / Re: Senators Shehu Sani, Hunkiyi Attacked By Thugs In Kaduna (PHOTOS) by Martinkev(m): 6:08pm On Jul 30, 2017
If the thugs were paid, then it's bad. But if dem use their "church mind" , I'm in full support!
Health / Re: What You Should Always Do When You Wake Up From Your Bed by Martinkev(m): 6:06pm On Jul 30, 2017
Take cold water instead. Cold water speeds up your body's metabolism.
Politics / Re: Atiku Reacts To EFCC Invasion Of Sun Newspaper by Martinkev(m): 5:01pm On Jun 13, 2017
StephDamielola:
ATIKU SIR, TO BE SINCERE YOU ARE ALREADY SUCCESSFUL EVEN AS A POLITICIAN.


PLEASE AND PLEASE, STAY AWAY FROM NIGERIA'S POLITICS, AT LEAST BE CONTENT WITH THE TITLE OF A FORMER VICE PRESIDENT.

WE KNOW YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA BUT PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF THE SHAME AND RETIRE IN PEACE. MOST NIGERIANS ARE EDUCATED AND WE NOW HAVE INTERNET, SO PLEASE GIVE US SOME PEACE. YOUR CRAVE FOR RELEVANCE IS BECOMING NAUSEATING

WHAT NIGERIA NEEDS IS A YOUNG, INTELLIGENT AND DISCIPLINED PERSONALITY. NOT SOME OLD REFURBISHED POLITICIAN

Is that why you're now shouting?
Celebrities / Re: Freeze: "Uche Maduagwu Is A Flyer Boy, Not An Actor" by Martinkev(m): 10:28am On Mar 10, 2017
YungMike:
I regret dropping my comment here
Did they force you?

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Celebrities / Re: See You In Court -caitlyn Jenner Lashes Out At Donald Trump Over Transgender by Martinkev(m): 7:04am On Feb 26, 2017
Is it he/she that wants to take Trump to court?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Celebrates His Children On Their Call To Bar Gradguation by Martinkev(m): 4:36pm On Jul 16, 2016
His kids didn't school here. The spartan man from Daura, they called him. Smh.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: The Thug With A Presidential Dream By Emmanuel Ugwu by Martinkev(m): 4:34pm On Jul 16, 2016
Damn Bro! You're one hell of a writer! I was mesmerised and held captive for the entire duration of the time I read this masterpiece. Your superior usage of words are a welcome breath of fresh air in this turgid weather. More ink to your pen!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Ladies Lie About Their Boyfriend's Profession? by Martinkev(m): 11:53am On Jul 07, 2016
Some ladies (your friends included) are probably rehearsing to take over from Lai Muhammed.

On a serious note tho, I feel they just wanna feel big. Unnecessary competition.
Politics / Re: Let's Remind Pastor Tunde Bakari On What He Said About Buhari In 2006. by Martinkev(m): 12:05pm On Jul 06, 2016
After politrickcians, the next set of people to fear are fake men of God!
Romance / Re: Why You Must Have A Car First Before Getting Married, As A Guy by Martinkev(m): 9:37am On Jul 06, 2016
Get a car for yourself. For yourself. Do things to please yourself first. Not girlfriends. Wives? Yes. Not girlfriend. Besides, having a car shouldn't be a prerequisite for marriage.

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Politics / Re: Go And Pay Your Workers First, Anglican Bishop Tells Okorocha, Rejects His N200k by Martinkev(m): 3:55pm On Jul 05, 2016
Nature8:





This question shows how you reason! No offense..
Your response also depicts your level of exposure. How do you manage to defend someone so tenaciously just because he puts on a cassock ? You don't even know the man personally. You've never met him. He's a man of God, yes. But firstly, he's a man. And he's not infallible.
Politics / Re: Go And Pay Your Workers First, Anglican Bishop Tells Okorocha, Rejects His N200k by Martinkev(m): 10:07am On Jul 05, 2016
Would he have rejected it if it was 200 million? Just asking.

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Business / Re: Best Bank In Nigeria To Have A Savings Account by Martinkev(m): 10:05am On Jul 05, 2016
Put your money in Zenith Bank. Pretty high interest rates and very high peace of mind.

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Romance / Re: Top 8 Signs You Are Having An Equal Relationship With Your Partner by Martinkev(m): 7:16pm On Jul 04, 2016
How Will You Be The "Man" In The Relationship If Everything Is Shared Equally

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Politics / Re: Katsina Middle School Classmates Of Buhari Visit Him by Martinkev(m): 9:24pm On Jul 03, 2016
I have pictures I took with some classmates of mine. They were rusticated. No certificate. Just saying.

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Romance / Re: i by Martinkev(m): 2:09pm On Jun 26, 2016
Don't bother to contest. Your last don sure ...Remain blessed tho'

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Politics / Re: National Assembly 'games Of Thrones' Is So Interesting...read! by Martinkev(m): 2:07pm On Jun 26, 2016
Not "Game of Thrones". More like House of Cards.

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Health / Re: What Kinda Bleaching Is This? by Martinkev(m): 10:32am On Jun 26, 2016
End time bleaching!
Politics / Re: Buhari's Bank Sponsored His Election And It Wasn't Corruption. by Martinkev(m): 10:11am On Jun 26, 2016
naijaboy756:
I wish Zombies had sense.
If they had any sense, we won't be calling them zombies.

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Religion / Re: Must I Go To Church Every Sunday? by Martinkev(m): 10:04am On Jun 26, 2016
youngest85:
its exactly 5yrs 2day dat i went to church

Your matter strong o!

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