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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Is One Of The Major Recipients Of Dasuki Money - Reno Omokri by martvel(m): 10:08pm On Mar 31, 2018
right from the beginning, i told them that buhari has nothing to offer to Nigeria
RomanceRe: "Nigerian Men In Nigeria Are Ugly" - UK-Based Lady (pics) by martvel(m): 10:20am On Nov 09, 2017
She is looking for cheap recognition

Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Girls At Aduro Camp In Italy Apologize Over Their Viral Fight Video by martvel(m): 1:56pm On Mar 29, 2017
Nigerian Oloshos!
Christianity EtcRe: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by martvel(m): 8:55am On Mar 16, 2017
This man should face his Religion and leave Christians alone. Who will take those Moslem's to court for believing that if u kill, 10 virgins awaits u in Paradise. angry
PoliticsRe: I Regret My Inability To Answer The Senate’s Invitation – Hameed by martvel(m): 8:43am On Mar 16, 2017
The man have a skeleton on his cubord that is why he could not appear before the senate. He should be arrested and prosecuted according to the law. That is why this government is failing because positions are not given to them according to Merit. He should be removed like Magu and face retierment immediately. angry
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh's Interview With Azuka Ogujiuba Of Media Room Hub: Nigerians React by martvel(m): 12:23pm On Mar 09, 2017
The law of karma will always come to hunt those that sleeps with married men before getting married to ur own hubby. tongue
RomanceRe: Two Men Fight Over A Prostitute In Lagos, One Stabbed To Death by martvel(m): 6:18pm On Jan 18, 2017
End time fight
shocked
PoliticsRe: Why We killed Shiite Members In Kano – Police by martvel(m): 11:28pm On Nov 15, 2016
Hmmmmm! Nigeria should be very careful oooh shocked because Saudi Arabia and Iran are watching u people
BusinessRe: Arrest MMM Promoters - House Of Reps To EFCC by martvel(m): 7:00pm On Nov 09, 2016
Evil lawmakers. How many jobs have they created for unemployed graduates. Instead of them to concerntrate on Economic recession, they are busy talking about MMM. huh
PoliticsRe: "Whoever We Arrested For Corruption Must Be Guilty" - EFCC Boss by martvel(m): 5:42pm On Oct 26, 2016
Go and arrest Amechi! Mtcheeeeeeew kiss
PoliticsRe: Top 3 Things I Will Fix Before Leaving Office - Buhari by martvel(m): 5:39pm On Oct 26, 2016
Abeg go sitdown! Dummy president huh
CrimeRe: Teacher Arrested For Defiling A 12-Year-Old Pupil In Lagos (pictured) by martvel(m): 5:34pm On Oct 26, 2016
Chai! Conji na bastard grin
RomanceRe: 20-year-old Beautiful Girl Auctions Her Virginity For N126 Million...See Details by martvel(m): 3:00pm On Oct 25, 2016
End time business. cry
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Lists Out His Achievements In Office During Speech At Oxford by martvel(m): 2:58pm On Oct 25, 2016
30. We also increased the allowances due to Youth Corp members by more than 100% in 2011. This was in line with our policy of youth empowerment and development. I miss you mr Jona! I really enjoyed my service with that salary. cool
BusinessRe: "Obama Features In Advert For Lagos Restaurant". Photo by martvel(m): 2:43pm On Oct 25, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
Buy naija to grow naira..



THE OWNER FOR USE BUHARI NAH angry angry
U want the owner to end up in jail abi
CrimeRe: Car Thief Tracked From Edo To Delta State (photo) by martvel(m): 2:39pm On Oct 25, 2016
End of the road for him. Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner grin
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Celebrates His 52nd Birthday Today by martvel(m): 12:40pm On Jun 12, 2015
Happy birthday day man of GOD
PoliticsRe: May God Forbid That Any Government Will Repeat What Gej's Did – Oby Ezekwesil by martvel(m): 12:22pm On May 10, 2015
This woman is just making Monkey noise all the time. Why are chibok girls not among the 400 to 500 girls and women rescued in Sambisa forest. Very soon Buhari will enter as president. Make sure u continue d protest angry
RomanceRe: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by martvel(m): 10:37am On May 09, 2015
Counter-thread straight up....

7 ways low self-esteem girls behave in order to get a husband





1- Become overzealous in church work... After spending their bloom period donating their vaginas freely to the male community, aborting 14 times, na so dem go join church begin dey form pious 'Sister Deborah', waiting for the unfortunate dude who will be deceived into marrying her, scrap body, bullshiit character, and all

2- Obsession with nyansh-pads and foam-bras... The older girls get, the more obsessed they become with foam bras to support the fallen heroes, Marykay to hide the facial wrinkles, and body shapers to hide the pot-belly resulting from too many abortions and reckless glutonny

3- Being unncessarily and scarily polite and helpful, and nice... Marry them, and watch them show their true King-kong characters

4- Using alum to tighten their already porous and very watery vaginas. ... That's how they will be crying loudly during sex and telling you to take it easy with them, as they have never had sex since they were deflowered 9 years ago

5- Talking endlessly about how all her ex - boyfriends want her back, and how one of them who is in Malaysia wants to come and introduce himself to her parents next week .... lie no dey tire una?

6- Dropping her baskad baby with her mother in the village and even going as far as denying the baskad's existence, in order not to 'scare away' suitors ... I wonder if they think of the dire consequences the truth will have on the relationship when it is finally revealed, as it surely will

7- Reducing her age.... na so so 23 years old she dey dey every year... She swears age affidavits every 2 years.. Some evil ones even go to the extent of denying their position in their family... Na so person go see 39 year-old first daughter dey claim say her 26 year old younger brother is indeed her elder brother.. . smh
Oboi laf wan kill me. No mind those Freaky bitches grin
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Questions Buhari's Election Victory by martvel(m): 10:21am On May 01, 2015
Some people in dis nairaland just like to make stupid comments without understanding the the topic. Assuming Jonathan won dis election, u and I would been in d forest now looking for shelter because there will be war most especially the lives of those in d north will be slaughtered like Goats. So I believe Jonathan is my HERO kiss
EventsRe: Burial Ceremony For Okwudili Oyatanze In Indonesia by martvel(m): 7:04pm On Apr 30, 2015
Brother May urge soul rest in perfect peace cry
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Ahmed Joda, 85 year Old To Head His Transition Committee by martvel(m): 6:54pm On Apr 30, 2015
This is so Pathetic angry n.a. wet in dat man De find for committee huh I thought we hv Young, vibrant and educated people in dis country. Nawaooooo shocked
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy To Ride Bike From Nigeria To China If Buhari Makes N1 Equal To $1 by martvel(m): 6:47pm On Apr 30, 2015
Dis is Mission Impossible for Buhari and his lie lie cabinet. Dat one na small na grin me I go crawl from Nigerian to Dubai shocked
PoliticsRe: Man Rides Bicycle From Kaduna To Lagos To Thank Yorubas For Voting Buhari by martvel(m): 10:25am On Apr 28, 2015
This is foolishness in d 21st century. Everyone wants cheap national recognition. Next time one mumu Will come out and say he wants to crawl from sokoto to Enugu because of Buhari huh Mtchewwwwwww undecided who cares
PoliticsRe: Hate Campaign: Buhari Fights Back, Bars AIT From Covering His Activities by martvel(m): 10:33pm On Apr 27, 2015
AIT is a private company. They can do without d man
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 21 In Yobe State by martvel(m): 6:32pm On Apr 27, 2015
May GOD help and safe Nigeria from dis doom
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Rally: Soldiers Occupy Rivers Amiesimaka Stadium by martvel(m): 1:39pm On Jan 24, 2015
Amechi should respect the office of the president. He should be aware of what happened to James ibori after fighting Jonathan wen Yaradua died.
PoliticsRe: Expel Obasanjo Now, Clark Tells PDP by martvel(m): 8:11am On Jan 17, 2015
Obj is the master of corruption. It was during his regime we hv people like James ibori, Alameseiya, Igbenadion to mention but few. He obj disgraced himself with Atiku openly in this country over Money Scandal. So he should go and sit down. Jonathan will win again.
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Buhari's Campaign Rally In Imo by martvel(m): 10:16pm On Jan 12, 2015
Buhari looks like second Yaradua. The man is too old and not fit enough to rule this country.Jonathan all d way
CrimeRe: Photo: Male Dressed In Female Attires Arrested In Bauchi By The Police by martvel(m): 6:55am On Jan 03, 2015
Dammmm! Those angry mobs should have cut off his fucking dick, lie him down and smashed his monkey ass with iron rods before police arrives.
PoliticsRe: We Are Not With Buhari’s Original Copies Of Certificates — Army by martvel(m): 6:39am On Jan 03, 2015
Dear,Mr Buhari, Nigeria is too developed to be ruled by an Illiterate. Go and submit ur credentials for screening. Common papers u no get. Gone are these when people rule by coup de etat.

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