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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abia State University (ABSU) Recruitment 2017 (5 Positions) by MARYchiells(f): 7:57pm On Oct 04, 2017
Let's go there
Romance / Re: I Want To Stop Having Sex by MARYchiells(f): 9:43pm On Oct 01, 2017
It's actually a personal decision to take. Keep yourself busy and avoid romantic books/ movies and don't forget to be prayerful. You will surely make it.

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Education / Re: Salihu Dasuki Is Youngest Senior Lecturer At Sheffield Hallam University UK by MARYchiells(f): 9:14am On Sep 27, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
My 2.1 for unilorin pass that one degree


i can make a first class in any school abroad



my 2.1 pass him first class

ever wondered why naijas go there and make the results??












OGA, will your 2.1 disappear if you congratulate him? He's not the person that held you down.

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Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike Shades Ex Wife As He Dedicates Award To “all The Loving Men & Women" by MARYchiells(f): 1:12pm On Sep 15, 2017
It seems he is still in love with his ex. If not this guy won't be looking back. He should go back to her if he can't move on. Unless he has used his tongue to cut the tiny hope thread the divorce paper left behind.
Celebrities / Re: Ugu Seller With Beautiful Eyes Stuns In A Korean-high-school-themed Photo Shoot by MARYchiells(f): 10:36am On Sep 15, 2017
zoho23:


The beautiful ugu seller with beautiful eyes, Peace looked absolutely stunning in a new Korean-high-school-themed photoshoot.

See more photos below...







Lalasticlala, Mynd44 Fynestboi





Eyes of the gods. She's beautiful
Crime / Re: 65-Year-Old Zimbabwean Man Charms Ladies For Sex, Shares Photos Of Their Panties by MARYchiells(f): 3:07am On Sep 15, 2017
live4love:


THE ROBERT MUGABE ALLEGED 40 quotes...

1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breast feeding him.

3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus.

4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.

5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.

6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!

7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.

10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's dick is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?

11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.

12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.

13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.

14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.

15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.

17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness. & Native Witchcraftism DEMANDS a one week crusade.

18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.

20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed with her. This is real Native Witchcraft.

21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most.

23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.

24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.

25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.

26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line.

28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.”

31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.

34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

35. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.

36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.

38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President.
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?

39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?

40. My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.










Shame catch me as I continued reading.

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Romance / Re: Girl Replies A Guy On Facebook After 5 Years After She Saw A Pic Of Him In US by MARYchiells(f): 9:27pm On Sep 14, 2017
Magnifik18:


What do you have now? Okada?





Hahahahaha...
I luv my naija pple. Guy, you too much
Romance / Re: Lady On Facebook Has Revealed Why Your Husbands Eye Beautiful Girls Like Her! by MARYchiells(f): 9:39am On Sep 14, 2017
Seriously, she is saying to ladies" take my words but not my ways". I concur

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TV/Movies / Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by MARYchiells(f): 10:22pm On Sep 13, 2017
Pls I need anyone that can help me get a link to download "secret love" and "fugitive plan B" seasons 2&3 with English subtitles. Can't find their DVD to buy.
TV/Movies / Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by MARYchiells(f): 10:15pm On Sep 13, 2017
SlimAdenike:
A hardcore kdrama/kpop fan and you haven't joined outside Seoul the WhatsApp group chat for every Korean fan then you are missing alot...

If you're interested in being part of our loving and fun family then drop your WhatsApp number and one of our admin will add you up in a second.








I'm a good fan (07035369288)
TV/Movies / Re: Request For Any Hollywood movie, Tv Series Download Link by MARYchiells(f): 8:48pm On Sep 13, 2017
Pls I need this Korean drama/ movie " secret love" seasons 2&3. Also "Fugitive" seasons 2&3 Be blessed.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Painful Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You? (read Mine & Tell Me by MARYchiells(f): 7:56am On Sep 13, 2017
mhizesther:


Thank u so much sister





It is well with us.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Painful Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You? (read Mine & Tell Me by MARYchiells(f): 2:21pm On Sep 12, 2017
mhizesther:
My dad called me useless and said I was worse than a mentally deranged woman....Damn I cried and It's now something I would never forget...there was also a time when my ma nd pa were having a misunderstanding nd I told momsi to calm down, u know what she said? She said I would never have a happy home for taking sides with my dAd...Mehn I apologised nd left...I love my parents but I will never forget the horrible things they said to me







If your parents are still alive pls buy something nice as a gift for them. While they're busy thanking you and praising God for you, peacefully remind them of those utterances and plead with them to reverse/ cancel such words over your life. I believe this will help you forgive them and also give you peace.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Painful Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You? (read Mine & Tell Me by MARYchiells(f): 1:57pm On Sep 12, 2017
Wiseoldman:


My person, call no man happy till the day he dies, free of pain at last. The tables could still turn....be humble!!!





My spirit just said to me " wisdom has spoken" . thanks
Politics / Re: Atiku Has Been Plotting Buhari’s Failure Since 2014 – Mohammed Lawal by MARYchiells(f): 6:20pm On Sep 11, 2017
ITbomb:
So you use your activities as Deputy Director at the Presidential Campaign Council to confirm your position as Director in NNPC








I like you die for saying my mind

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Painful Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You? (read Mine & Tell Me by MARYchiells(f): 1:48pm On Sep 11, 2017
When she said " you are as stingy as your father". I couldn't hold back the angry tears

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Celebrities / Re: Moesha Boduong Poses In Bikini In A Swimming Pool, Fans React. by MARYchiells(f): 1:33pm On Sep 11, 2017
If that ass is packaged in a nice flowing gown, believe me she will look more attractive and matured.
Romance / Re: ....... by MARYchiells(f): 12:47pm On Sep 11, 2017
Ademidd:
I just thought of clearing myself




If you couldn't clear yourself when you've sworn with the holy books, what method do you think will clear you? Don't tell me sex will be more convincing.
Religion / Re: Man Dumps Church For Praising Highest Tithers In The Last 3 Months by MARYchiells(f): 12:07pm On Sep 11, 2017
I wonder what happens to " your left hand shouldn't know what your right hand did" in the scripture.

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Crime / Re: Woman Kills Her Newborn Baby To Become Rich In Nasarawa by MARYchiells(f): 8:18pm On Sep 09, 2017
Yexashinak:
What hapoened to a mother's undying love



When the devil takes over the wheel,
Love disappears. People have really sold their conscience to devil and this is one of the evidence.

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Health / Re: Mycoplasma Genitalium: What To Know About The New Sexually Transmitted Disease by MARYchiells(f): 5:52pm On Sep 09, 2017
gentlechyke:


Ada Abia. Kee ka imere?





Nwoke oma, Olisa bu EZE. How's your area?
Health / Re: Mycoplasma Genitalium: What To Know About The New Sexually Transmitted Disease by MARYchiells(f): 12:30pm On Sep 09, 2017
ClintonNzedimma:
Cow wey go Yankee dey come back as cornbeef...Na milk make soaking garri turn cornflakes







Wow, that's funny
Health / Re: Mycoplasma Genitalium: What To Know About The New Sexually Transmitted Disease by MARYchiells(f): 12:28pm On Sep 09, 2017
Understandable

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Celebrities / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Shares Throwback Photo From "Living In Bondage"; Fans React by MARYchiells(f): 10:34pm On Aug 24, 2017
The movie was really good. Then, adults and children would sit and see movies comfortably without you holding remote control tight.

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Celebrities / Re: Tboss Looks Stunning In Egyptian Costume (pictures) by MARYchiells(f): 5:30pm On Aug 24, 2017
jashar:
that nose ring though.....

and her bra is showing. why?








U have microscopic eyes, I have to go back to the photo and search for the bra.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ebere Agu: "Marrying A Rich Guy Doesn't Guarantee A Happy Marriage" by MARYchiells(f): 5:14pm On Aug 24, 2017
A mother has spoken. I concur.
Celebrities / Re: Davido: "I Am About To Make Most Disrespectful Song For All My Haters" by MARYchiells(f): 1:53pm On Aug 23, 2017
As if you've ever been respectful in your life.

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Education / Re: 108 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria by MARYchiells(f): 7:59am On Jun 28, 2017
Cityfirstborn:
in unum luceant

proudly Umuahian
Gcu







Right behind you, bro.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Father Refunds Bride Price To Churchill's Family (Video, Pics by MARYchiells(f): 7:27pm On Jun 27, 2017
Most of us might not be fans of this lady(especially me) but there could be something truthful in her version of the story. When we dislike a person we shouldn't allow that to affect our judgment in the circumstances facing such a person.

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Romance / Re: Having A Baby Out Of Wedlock by MARYchiells(f): 6:40pm On Jun 27, 2017
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Thanks for your understanding.

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