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It shld b 8 yes ago. I wanted to buy phone @ computer village & I have 13k with me. As I was checking from one phone seller to another I hear one bro for my back saying "bros yeh, u wan buy phone?Come buy this music express phone na, very cheap & affordable with perfect functionality" Na so I carry my leg go meet d guy o.
I checked through d phone & it was working fine, I dialed some numbers & spoke with two to three people & it was awesome. I stylishly asked d guy what d fault of d phone is & he said no issues at all & that he needs money to buy another phone.
I priced d phone & he said 8k, I was like sho but as I sharp guy( I think I was ) I told him I can only pay 6.5k & at last he agreed. I remembered I have been scammed one time like that at oshodi where I bought a phone for 3.5k only for d guy to hand over a scrap to me & also called some guys to give me sweet slap to say d least so remembering that scenerio, I acted smartly this time(I think say I wise). I told d guy that I will hand over d cash to him after he hands over d phone to me on d bike & d bike will take off to avoid a recurrence of what I experienced at oshodi. He agreed & we called a random bike man.I climbed d bike, he gave me the phone & I gave him d money & zoom I instructed d bike man. After some distance, I looked back & I saw d guy smiling so I smiled back & also waved him with my 32 teeths widely opened.Immediately I got to d bus stop at Ikeja under bridge, I entered sango bus direct & I was happy I now have a gd phone for just 6.5k. All this while I did not check d phone I was holding not until I got to iyana ipaja where I feel it is safe to check d phone.
I press d end call button but no light showed up so I was thinking it must have been switched off by d guy. So as I pressed switched on button, I noticed one white object popping out & I was like what is this? I smelled it cos it stained my hand & I found out that it is fufu. I opened d phone & saw how fufu was packaged as phone for me. The man for my side just dey look me dey laugh. I no fit talk self, I just jejely put am for my pocket dey go house. Na so them take sell fufu for me for 6.5k

Them don finally get that babe. Na wetin be this

AsianTotal:

Shame on you, shame! Shame! Shame!

The shame is on u dude for been an educated illiterate. What a pity

Nice one from Jelili oni iso

I hope you all love mine

Hope Woke will be able to survive this

bllaster:
Ok. What about IPOB elders and children why only the youth.
Continue to show your stupidity.
When your eye finally opens i hope you will remember who fought for your right. Coward

@topic
It is a welcome development.
We want more of this. This is what we are wailing for.

Bros u need to grow up. Insulting me doesn't make u more better

But I thought IPOB youths says Buhari policies are scaring away investors. Hypocrates

Bros, u ugly die

costandi:
Hey calm down, calm down...stop whining......I was just asking a question....cheer up.
If you want we can play a game to make you happy again.....hmmmm now lets see.....you can squat on the floor and look at me...I will throw you a bone and you must try to catch it with your mouth ok??

You never told me u guys, I mean all of u are dogs. Sorry for u people

Who d f+ck is this Tunde & Toolz.

I don't f+cking know them so enough of there thread on d FP. Lalasticlala take note ok

Bros, that chest fit collect bullet na

See look lassar everywhere

The woman got cool boobs tho

The two goats hanging at both sides of the okada don suffer

I love the thighs sha.

I just imagine my hands rubbing those thighs

Can u imagine

Lalasticlala, call me the Vaseline crew now

God bless you OBJ. It is now official that Dino is a "bodyguard"

Nice one Ice Prince. You are truly a man shaming haters. No evidence to prove that Akin slept with your babe and been close to someone doesn't mean that you are sleeping with him/her. Marry your babe & put the devil to shame.

Team Ice prince my man

Na die the girl dey be that. Only gullible guys would let that pass

Many citizen of this country are more myopic than i thought. Thanks sexymumu

Oga Jona, no talk wet in go make bubu vex for u o. I don talk my own

Ladies, pray very well & choose carefully the kind of guy u want to settle down with. Wife beaters are on d increase & I don't wish any lady such men. Same applies to guys, pray very well & choose carefully the kind of lady u wish to marry. Gracias

That is my wife up their




If the thing pain u, pls use d lagoon.

jumobi1:
That's because we paid whoever compiled the list.

Na joke o.

OK na joke u dey joke. No wahala again

[size=14pt]But this is too much for our ipob brothers na
You want them to die [/size]