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InvestmentClear Path To Financial Freedom With Union Savings Calculator by maskuraid(op): 9:49am On Dec 09, 2016
He who fails to plan, plans to fail (woefully if I may add). At least that’s how the age-old saying goes.

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Poems For ReviewSin by maskuraid(op): 8:34am On Dec 09, 2016
I tried.
I swear. I did,
Everything possible to stay on course,
Things, super human and some,
I did ‘em all,
Just to resist a little, the lure -
Of going down paths of no return.

I failed, woefully too.
Temptation was the devil’s choice tool,
Catchy and overwhelmingly cool.

So I fell, headlong.
And after the night, the rising sun,
Dawn met me in motion, downwards,
A swift pursuit of ribald gratifications,
Flying robes of sinful crimson,
Lost, in all ramifications of the word,
Typical of the human curse,
Sin!
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LiteratureRe: Excerpts Of Something Silly - Her Story by maskuraid(op): 8:31am On Dec 09, 2016
[No offence taken. Straight to business=muhamad158 post=51749510]


Don't get Me wrong Bro.. I mean No harm... I am Just Wondering If You are New coz Of the way you started... No Prologue... No Intro... No Advertising.. like. calling of people. Just the Story..[/quote]
LiteratureBooks Never Get Old. by maskuraid(op): 10:35am On Dec 08, 2016
Holla people,

Just list the ones you've read.

Merci.
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LiteratureRe: Excerpts Of Something Silly - Her Story by maskuraid(op): 10:22am On Dec 08, 2016
[quote author=muhamad158 post=51737690][/quote]Spirits don't play brother, fortunately.
LiteratureExcerpts Of Something Silly - Her Story by maskuraid(op): 10:11am On Dec 08, 2016
He’s new to the game, this one.

It is his first time, I can tell. The way he averts his eyes when he finally asks if I’m available, his confusion as to how and what exactly to ask, the furtive glances around the hall to see if he’s not acting out of place or if anyone is watching, the burden of guilt that hangs around his shoulders and drags them down and the slight hesitation when I tell him to follow me inside to my room, they’re all giveaways. Even if I’d missed all the other signs, the fact that he doesn’t argue about price is a dead giveaway. The pros always try to negotiate; some will even try to do for free, but not the newbies. They just want to be as unobtrusive as possible and will pay what you ask to get in and get out before they’re spotted by someone who knows them.

This one looks like he’s in his late teens or early twenties. He looks like a mommy’s boy, you know those ‘well bred’ butter children who are always warned to steer clear of bad friends and places. He’s so tentative, as if he’s spending a lot of willpower going against lessons that have been burned into his subconscious by strict parents.

Trying to get inside the head of my customers is a game I play when business is slow. It takes my mind off everything else. This one is probably tired of being teased by his friends for being the last virgin alive and is here to correct the anomaly. He doesn’t look like someone who can chat up girls on his own, much less get them to give it up, although appearances can be deceptive. If only he knows that most of those friends of his face the same dilemma. What’s my own anyway, as long as he can pay, I’m ready to play.

We enter the room and he pays what I ask. I make sure to count the notes and check each of them for genuineness before depositing them in my dressing table drawer and locking it. Checking is important. Some months ago one bastard paid me for two rounds with fake notes. Imagine two bloody rounds of merciless pounding and nothing to show afterwards. God punish him wherever he is, that cheating lowlife. Since that incident I always check my money both for quantity and quality.

Only when the money is confirmed and secure do I relax on the narrow bed. The mattress is not so thick, but there is a wooden pallet underneath, so it is doesn’t sag. I used to have a bed with springs, but some of my regulars complained about the noise, how it draws attention to our romping. The customer is king you see, so one must do everything to accommodate their whims, although I could easily have pointed out to them that the people in the next room aren’t in any way interested in whatever we’re doing here as they are either doing the same damn thing or are about to. Out went the spring and in came the wooden pallet.

I sit on the bed, raise both legs and remove the short corduroy skirt in one smooth movement, briefly spreading my legs for him to see. Panties are an unnecessary inconvenience in our trade, and even in the red dimness of the small room I’m hoping he can see and appreciate the smooth clean passage between my thighs.

My clitoris hangs out like a protruding tongue. Somehow I escaped being circumcised as an infant like other girls, and if it was due to my mother’s illness around the time of my birth I don’t know. The other girls make fun of me when we have our bath in backyard but I’m grateful for that omission, because it comes in handy at those times when I’m in the mood to pleasure myself.

Work and pleasure are two different things in our profession, even if they do look mixed to the casual observer. There’s fucking for cash which is the job we all do, and then once in a while if one is lucky to find a special man, fucking just for the sake of it. Those times are few and far between though, mainly because it is not a good thing to do for free and special men are usually not looking for girls like us. For most of us, “when body dey do us one kain” as Suzy says in her waffi pidgin, fingers, a cucumber or if you can afford it, a vibrator, comes to the rescue. I have one of those battery powered types I purchased from Jumia locked in my travelling bag for special duties.

He is still standing just behind the locked door, unsure of what next to do.

Sigh!
These JJCs ehn, sometimes they can be boring, but there is something refreshing about their naiveté.

“Come closer na.”

My voice echoed in the cramped space and the kri kri sound of the slowly rotating ceiling fan swallowed some of it. The room gets unbearably hot and dark when NEPA takes their light. Since the hotel doesn’t have a generator, I want to be done and back outside as quickly as possible.

He obeys and shuffles forward a bit. I drag him closer still by the band of his trousers.

“Remove your shirt”, I order, while I start unzipping his fly.

He obeys again without a word.

In a few minutes he is totally naked, and I let my eyes travel over his slight build. His eyes avoid mine again and I smile. His penis is afraid too, peeking out from beneath the tangle of his pubic hair, so I play with it a little to get it in the mood. A nod and then two tell me it’s growing bolder. My right hand works automatically while I hum to myself until he is hard and ready.

Now he is eager, and makes to lie down on top of me.

“Hold on chairman. Condom first.”

I almost laugh at how much I sound like a school mistress. But I am teaching him something new, so maybe I should sound like that. By the time he learns the ropes he’ll be the one dishing out commands. I’ve seen it happen a lot of times.

He probably would have turned pink from embarrassment if not for his dark skin. Humming again, I stretch my hand to pick up a packet of gold circle from underneath my pillow, tear one before expertly slipping it over his penis which had lost some of its initial gra gra. A couple of pumps with my right hand restore it to its rigid state.

“Oya”, I command, lying down on my back.
“Now you can Bleep”

It was over in less than three minutes. I watched with slight amusement as he scrambles back into his clothes and make for the door in a rush, eager to return to the world that knows him as innocent.

As the door closes on his receding back I allow the smile that has been dancing in my eyes to spread to my lips. I am still smiling as I retrieve my skirt and stand up from the bed to smooth it out, only to burst into full scale laughter when I discover that he bolted without taking off the condom.

I switch off the light while leaving the fan on my way out. Something tells me this one will be back, it is just a matter of time.

On matters like that, I’m usually right.

(c)maskuraid
InvestmentUnionkorrect - A Smarter Way To Save by maskuraid(op): 10:04am On Dec 08, 2016
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Aside from that, you stand a chance to be one of the 25 lucky customers who will win cash prizes of up to N1million in a quarterly draw.

Visit the Union Bank website or the Union Bank branch closest to you for more details.
AutosRe: Pre Order Your Car From The Usa, 40% Deposit, 21 Days Guaranteed by maskuraid(m): 11:16am On Aug 23, 2014
Chief,

Been a bit. Progress? Updates?

Please revert.

Regards.
AutosRe: Pre Order Your Car From The Usa, 40% Deposit, 21 Days Guaranteed by maskuraid(m): 2:32pm On Aug 10, 2014
Boss,

Sent you a mail on the 470. Kindly respond.

Bless.
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 7:18am On Jan 10, 2014
jk2013: @Maskuraid, I'm very happy for you. Congratulatons and now you can cntinue to pop champaigne for the rest of this month. Was your PER sent to your email or was it to your address?
We still dey pop am sef. Yep,it was sent to my email.
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 10:16pm On Jan 07, 2014
nanonye: Thanks be to God almighty, my CC has just need charged. I was expecting this next week but its come early. Nov 18 applicant, NOC 2263. Chukwu d'aalu ooooo...!
I'm happy for you my guy. Now na to get the mail from CIC. Congrats o.
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 1:46pm On Jan 07, 2014
pickabeau1: Finally

Personally

Objectically

Postivically

Financially


Congratulatically
Thanks o
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 1:45pm On Jan 07, 2014
needful: congrat bro
Thanks
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 1:44pm On Jan 07, 2014
ritaliciously: congratulations, happy for u. How long did dis take after sending ur complete application to novascotia?
My package got there 17th October. Was debited 11/12/2013
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 6:22am On Jan 07, 2014
solomonwis: Congratulations!
Thanks man, onto the next one...
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 10:13pm On Jan 06, 2014
People of God,help me thank Him o. My PER strolled into town this evening...
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 4:04pm On Jan 06, 2014
pickabeau1: You should get your cert assessed anyway not sure if the FSWP package of WES will be relevant

For noc 2263 there are 205 applications as at 23rd dec

This however refer to apps received in nov
Hullo,please can you send the link of the updated NOC table? Thank you.
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 8:57am On Jan 04, 2014
@Solomowis,
2263 and i was charged fees on 11/12/2013....
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 9:15am On Jan 03, 2014
Hello guys, happy new year. Hope the year bring us nothing but joy.

Please who was debited by CIC around the 11th of Dec downwards. PER don show? Im trying to find out if the delay is general o. Thanks.
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 7:16pm On Dec 30, 2013
Hi Jk2013

Called that nos severally today but kept getting the "we cant take your calls now due to heavy traffic " response. Almost a thousand spent on auto response. Will try again tomorrow evening sha.
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 6:06pm On Dec 28, 2013
Jk2013.
Thanks for the message. I will surely give them a call next week to ascertain my status. What details did the lady require to trace your aplication?
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 11:33pm On Dec 18, 2013
Hi jk2013,i'm still waiting for the PER. I guess they should get to us in a week. I'm anxious too but we should be alright in a bit...
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 3:02am On Dec 15, 2013
@jk2013
From what i gather,only applications being considered are charged. My first application was rejected without any charge.
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 12:41pm On Dec 12, 2013
Thanks man,willdo...
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 12:28pm On Dec 12, 2013
Thanks man...i start checking my e-mail right?
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 12:08pm On Dec 12, 2013
Good day people. I've been reading all this while without contributing. I had an earlier application returned a while back and had to resend after small fine tuning. To the glory of God ,CIC's debit alert hit my account yesterday and i'm believing that it means i should be on the lookout for a PER. Kindly correct if i'm wrong....merci.
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m): 9:22am On Sep 12, 2013
Thanks mercilicious.nice day
TravelRe: Canadian Federal Skilled Worker Program-timelines Here by maskuraid(m):
Morning good people. I'm planning to use my Zenith Bank Naira Mastercard to pay for my Visa fees. Please note that it is a DEBIT card tied to my current account (requires a PIN) and not a credit card. Can i proceed?Thank you all for your response.
AutosRe: *LIVE IN NAIJA PHOTOS* 2005 Toyota Highlander Limited PRE ORDERED BY MASKURAID by maskuraid(m): 7:10pm On Apr 03, 2012
Boss,
Please respond!!!
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Boss,
Please respond o!!!!
AutosRe: ** 1001 REASONS YOU MUST BUY / PRE ORDER YOUR NEXT CAR FROM INSPIRED AUTOS ** by maskuraid(m): 7:27pm On Mar 28, 2012
Boss,
Kindly do the needful.
AutosRe: Amazing Discovery : Inspired M And The Pre Order Google Connection! by maskuraid(m): 8:01am On Mar 20, 2012
Boss,any progress on getting the documents as discussed?Kindly respond ASAP.Thank you.

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