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niegrian police go everly arrest somebodi when put under pressure.whats debatable is if they are the real criminals.NPF too gbasky joo,just arrest sombodi sharp sharp arrange weapons for dem side and force them to 'confess'.

CASE CLOSED!

axeman85:
nooo . o ti oooo. olorun o fe iyen ooo. kpolli bi ti ba wo . ka ma ri esu ooo. stout ke. me i no dey drink dat one ooo. i am a die hard faan of green bottles. and ermmm ermmmm. kini ti o man you efii yen ti londonu fun fun. o ti ye ki o jasi ooo.

mo fe ja si pa ni.high na high sha,nothin do u.everybody get him own poison na

where ijoseda enter now o??

"blame it on d booze/blame it on igbo''

axeman85:
lol nooo. jeje ni omo eko nlo ooo. ko si ija rara

jeje bawo,after 5 big stout and 2 wraps of kpolli?

forget all dem hoes comin out tellin stories.dude ddnt rape nobody jare nor did he drug or use juju to 'enter d place'.they all tasted d koko(some of em r even lying m sure) and now dt its their only claim to fame they r yarnin opata.

no i am not trying to say anything ooo i am jst asking him a rhetorical question ooo. lol. haba i no fit vex you ooo this one wey u don dey squeeze face. .
[quote][/quote]axe o o ti e le small shakara wen icey dey do u,u don begin shake .

JB is workin on the orile to mile 2 axis.

last i heard sha,FG/LASG are having some jurisdiction issues on the project as a whole.maybe that'll explain the relatively slow pace of work on the mile 2 to badagry leg.JB is working on d bridge at maza maza(piling or somtin like that) but no demolition has taken place yet along that route though some homeowners have vacated their ppties.one never knows with this govt of ours but we hope common sense will prevail.

i am seriously praying for that road to be worked on as life will definitly be a lot easier for us living there.

axeman85:
lol ma da loun jare maski baba, o fe je kin fi pressure washer se vaccum cleaner.

lol.jo o,mi o fi petrol fry dodo o,mi o le fi handcuff she bangle o,mi o le kirun laarin express o. jo o o!!

hope y'all havin a bam friday.

axeman85:
@kingboy

u dey take me play abi na wetin i say vacumm cleaner wey dem dey take clean rug no be pressure washer. haba i no get car wash na. lol

@axe

ogbeni u be naija boy na,u o fit use am like dat .naija man fit use anaconda do showlace o.

only for naija na im pple dey sell mkt w/o lettin pple know d hows/where/how much.let their be a blog or site where we can get tangible,verifiable info.

or anybody sellin shld furnish peeps wit as much info as they can gather here.u'd be amazed how fast mkt will sell

penny??

@axe

d guy is a 'close' person to moi.if and wen u want him just holla and i'll connect u. he actually concocts d paint himself but all d jobs he's done for me have been aiight.no shakement.

@icey

who be d bagga wen take ur fone?na shopona go kill am,amen .no wonder u ddnt holla

@bisowo

i used to think it was only hitv who ddnt knw wat customer service was about.anyhw there will b a way.God will do ours.Yoruba na food,pidgin na d soup.all join togeda make naija man strong.

@axeman
enjoy ur baiday.i go w8 until u enter town b4 we do d arrange.holy man sabi use whitey sha so u fit import

@all

update update.tiling done,paintin started,countdown still on course,over and out .

axe l'omo

appi baiday,my cake sharp sharp(in ur own interest) .

@bisowo

sorry my sisterly,u know wat they say about 'when it rains, '.sometimes sh*t really does hit d fan.y not call dstv customer care first instead of drivin all d way?may b somethin a fone call could take care of.As per landlady generator matter,u just havta close ur eyes and swallow ur medicine since u r not d 'owner'.my landlord fixed his gen in my own compound(he has 3 of em) so they r alws on since he is tryin his damnest to produce 10000 megawatts of power.d noise from one of them is so bad i have to close every portal\9windows/doors/ratholes sef) to preserve a bit of sanity.Adura l'ama a gba koloun she tiwa fun wa(if u don't rap d lingo,sue me! ).Take it ez sis,it is well!

toba:
I did together with 4 other siblings. We shared the xters among ourselves. Lance,keep,peeg mark princess spence. My cousin was lothurn. Was really fun btw 1988-1990 or there about. Others were G-Force, Rent a Ghost, Dr who. D children of now adays no sabi anythng

tru talk my broda.children of nowadays dey miss,nothin to watch collectively and discuss in school.o ma se o.we really had fun those good 'ol days .superted/terrahawks/scooby doo etc, 'sigh'

axeman85:
GBOGBO ILEEE

HAPPY NEW WEEK OOO, COS I KNOW SAY FOR UNA , UNA WEEK JST BEGAN AFTER LONG EASTER HOLIDAY AND BREAK. AND FINALLY I CAN SEE THE MISSING HAS BEEN FOUND. OYA MASKY COME AND FACE PANEL OOO. WERE WAS YOU. ? THIS ONE WEY U DON CHOP ALL THE CHOPABALE MAKWE YOU NO GO TAKE MESS KILL DEM FOR your OFFICE OOO. LOL.

"no comment" my lips r sealed.i was bz on d mountain praying for d ressurection of yaradie .

we refuse to be deceived.petro naira full ur pocket!!under bridge sef no go fit

contain bigz boy like u.na me go be producer/director/president/treasurer etc. .



brother pack ur load and come IJN

ijoseda:
team alpha, tango beta, retunrn to your base, the subject have been located!!!

@masky, na wa for you o. where you con go na! we no even see una break light!

@all you people find house for me o, or else !!!!!!! i think gbagada is the latest location i'm considering now! i want my rent to start in july, still got three months

@ijo

no mind me jare.na enjoyment clog my eyes make i no see road.good to b back sha. gbagada is cool as long as sanusi no enter ur pocket.do quick come.who knows,we may do housewarmin for u on NL

update!

if anybody needs a tiler,i got a number.i got someone so good i had to tear up d previous one and relay everything.now d place looks like d taj mahal .

nepa made a mistake too.somebody accidentally turned power on yesterday evenin in d spirit of ressurection.i almost ran for cover wen i saw light w/o d attendant noise of many generators.eru ba mi .

all in all sha.things r shaping up.countin down to,


nice day

ipadabo abija!!!!!

my pples,anybody missed me?missed y'all.hope ur break was as 'gravy' and 'syrupy' as mine.enof fried meat/chocolate/poundy/everything grubbable.boy,my mouth worked tirelessly.gotta service my teeth soon .

really was fun to just relax a bit.dd saw visitin,attended a weddin,basically fun stuff.walahi if i become presidunk,dis kain holiday go dey every month .

ice
ireke mi da na? axe/ijo et all,una b evil pple.i no dey camp chicken o,na fry i dey fry am chop.e ma ko ba mi o. i can't shout.

Appi easter!rain or shine y'all d best.flexin @ home is jst so cool(apologies 2 una wey gats to work).ice must bring some ireke frm papalanto o.axe,king, ijo n d rest crew,make una enjoy d groove.m lovin dis holiday abeg.:-D

@axeman

i saw d'comin soon' on german's thread.u no fit escape the washin

its ice again

get to work using d staff bus despite it being driven my an old cargo who crawls slower than a snail .its a life saver though cos it saves me from burstin veins ranting at the numerous self certified nuts populatin d roads.

weekend drivin is a bit easier though.i just generally do my own thing in d face of all d madness,i no send u.

okadas are a different kettle of fish.i hate them like u wont believe but d irony is since i came to d island they sometimes come to my rescue.imagine a dude flyin okada from v.i all d way to igd.dats d level of craze dt has infected poor me.still hate em though.

@bisowo

i second d motion.auto na ground nut

easter comes sooneth,any plans pples?oops.,i forgot to say appi nu month.


bigger things a gwan pples.enjoy.

1000,in cfa .abegi,no be for naija!

here's breakin news

u are a slowpoke!!!!!!!!!!!!

i did

my dad ddnt have a ride,never had access to one while growin up,ddnt want any gbese bashin somebody's car(actually shlda started wit my friend's car but him shakara too much) so i waited till i got mine.since i ddnt learn to drive i bought auto.i just entered inside after gettin oral instructions from ma friend and watchin pple.shebi i paid for it,i could afford to repair na .some of d scratches are still present even to this day,keepsakes/memoirs i call them.


so there sis.u aint alone

@bami

no need burstin ur vein over hitv's 'myriadic' incompetencies.just change providers or chill.one would think with d recent announcement of their partnership wit ART,their fortunes will change for the better.we as full blooded naija peeps hope and pray they sit up and get it right considering d fact that DaarSat has gone kaput.competition is not sleeping sha so the ball is left in Hitv's court.

peace.

my condolences.
RIP

axeman85:
@masky baba

for where oyinbo man sef fit collect black man money oo, so no shaking. afterall once na quality him produce na di koko be dat. lol no i no be night watchman ooo. i just dey relax for house jare. because by the time me i dey finish work dey come back house, you for don dey sleep, or still dey relax drink unwinde wht bottle of star or guiness. lol. efcc for where. dem must be kokings. when bigger fishes dey to fry. my own fish go hook dem for throat. lol. make you cook well well ooo becos na your house i go chop, breakfast, lunsh and dinner together. so i dey fast till wen i enter your house. lol

i hear u.i be holy man sha,nothin like star or guinness for my bible. .fall in anytime,first course is a big bowl of andrew liver salt followed by a cup of laxatives to loosen ur appetite. .

@ilugun
upload ma guy.a pix i berra than a million words

@ice
oyinbo man go collect oyinbo pay o.problem be say na black man dough we still dey earn(shey u code)

@axe
guy u berra offer apology.my 'airforce' personnel fit reach u anywhere,gba!all round network l'omo joo.btw,which kain thing b dis sef?u dey house dey flex while we dey sweat for office.na nightwatchman u be forward ur explanation why efcc should not be sniffing ur behind real soon.

2day's wifey's b'day o.anybody wey wan come is CORDIALLY invited.time is 12midnite and gate fee is just 1k dollapos,anything above 10k will be donated to my bank account.grab ur tickets nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

riversman:
can u bastards pliz upload vids plizzzz!!!!!!!!11


or are yall dat broke?

riverman abi wetin u call urself,who send u make u no watch?u berra watch yo mouth b4 bottle burst for ur head.