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mornin peeps

@axeman
which kain bad name u wan give me?i dey flog anybody for afternoon talkless of for dream?(koboko is hereby discounted) .sofry sofry b4 i vex.those winches wen comot for icey dem transformer go fall in for una area.

@all
rained in some places yesterday.i guess if it does enof times this dust thingy will eventually wash outta d skies.

nice days y'all

@ilugun

sorry for ur loss,my condolences.bread na small thing,bush meat yapa for house make u just fall in

thanks for d number.

@ice

u can have yar'adua to experiment with(at least what the saudi butchers left).d car will follow.


@megatsu

u are not qualified to be on this thread since u don't live in lagos.anywhere wey pple no dey sell pure water no be naija again sef .since u don't have any of the problems we havta contend with,its only fair that d noise of generating sets(IPPs i call them) keep u awake.d rich also cry na,abi how u see am?u pple no try at all.at least 4 acs??na cold room una dey operate?? efcc must look into dis ASAP.

@ice
ma binu jare.next stop is for you to take it to anoda level.dismantle ur car or bulldoze d house and start rebuildin from scratch.

inventor l'omo

ice

d curious monkey got a bullet in d u knw where****.u can fill in d gap.

@ijoseda

anywhere wherever,no break no jam!

ijoseda

guy u dey fall my hand.3k dey fear u? if u wan travel wit 'awon iya mi osoronga airline' na just kolanut dem go collect for first class.abeg book and throway face.

@ all

appi nu week ma peeps.feels good to be back.

@ice

DIY is good only if u knw hw sha . berra pay d installer or u go use open door policy.meanwhile,i bought u a roasted python.just put on ur blutooth and u go get am gbam!

@ijoseda

Boda segun wa pa o.wo n ki yin ni mesan mewa eran oya n be ni le o.fall in for easter and u go use igi ope pick ur teeth

me still neva get light o.yesterday na im my gen begin do stunts again.oo su mi o.


nice day y'all

@ijoseda

akin na d name of d guy wen snatch my ex from me,if i find out say na ur friend walahi talahi muttalab go find u come PH.

@axe

i go buy everything wen i see for road come o,even roasted snake sef .no worry ,i no go do 'lau lau ' make i no go 'wounjure' for abroad.

@ilugun

got d number,wat of his name?? m sure he will be quality cos u no dey carry wowo babe .hope his charges will not send me back to liberia sha?

bought my glo line 6k, after savin up my nysc money in 04.

@axeman

as per dat light issue,there's some truth to it.v been seein light anyhow in some usually 'nepa forsaken' areas these days o.d irony is dt for my own side i have not seen light at all for more than 3wks now.i guess ours is a special transformer case sha .

wknd is already in d air.i'll be off to ekiti for a cross country groove dis weekend but definitely will bring gist come monday.

@ all

anybody here got contacts for a 'certified' furniture guy

@ice

its only for 'easter' break.

they'll be back,bigger,better,stronger!

norrin much

my brain is almost smokin from tryin to 'strategize' where makachukwu go come from to finish dis project o.somebody help.

dis kind of 'vectored' intrusion is the reason why things like NHF don't work.

we are too serious to have time for distractions like you.

as far as m concerned.i dont know what you guys are talkin about

oga mi


thanks for d prompt response concernin the L300.will get back to you asap.

aje a wa o.

chairman,

can u get either a Mitsubishi L300 or a Nissan vanette,clean and in good condition?Lets have ur prices for both.

thanks.

chief

a friend wants to know if you have available either MITSUBISHI L300 or a NISSAN VANETTE. must be clean and in good condition.fair priced too.

thanks.

[masky, making a pass at my bolee ba?]


wey ya particulars?


(i bind all evil keyboards in Jesus name)

[quote][/quote]wey ya particulars?

@ijoseda

option 'e': tension wen dey pple body high pass d one wen dey nepa cable,na so e do back to sender.
send my consignment fast fast,no stories at all.

p.s na me win d prayer premiership.employ me now and ur prayer life will never remain d same again!GRAB UR COPY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dis is africa,nothin gets done right!

like i said earlier,d NHF is a very long thing.all they do is deduct ur contribution but for loan,na u go tire.by the time u get any response sef ,d property would v gone to beggin.

commercial banks give u prompt service but d rates are not friendly at all.

ye mu ego,bani kudi,funmi l'owo,gimme dough,parume e kobo.


five languages and countin(igbo,hausa,yoruba,english,igede) .need i go on?

ohun 'oko' so mi da?

dd d girl get preggy

if u r gonna 'talk; then PLEASE don't talk.

must u kill urself wiv ur own mouth?? adultery is a sin,confessin is just plain STUPIDITY.

my own 2 bits.

peace!

last time i checked,p square was made up of two pple

among dumb and dumber, which one is worst

naija artiste dont kiss jare,all dey do is think abt where to bend their neck towards,if camera will not show their ineptitude or if potential suitors will not 'see' them as wayward.

not hot at all

@ ice

in how many languages do i have to tell u dat u need to shell out some pepper for consultancy before i give u d password to eradicate those witches?

pay up or prepare ur mind for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong stay

@ilugun

welcome from d 'lungu'. very true about landlord havin anoda means of income.mine is a director wit d punch n'papers.lets just say bein educated is a plus in landlords.at least it makes em more selective and rational in their decisions and choices.as per nos of neighbours everybody knows the fewer the better .if i want 'gogbo ero' ,i'd go back to my family house/barracks.

as per d weather,wat we have is dust from the sahara thats trapped under dis cold blanket of air thats causin the haze.forget all dis 'horror' story of acid rain pple r peddlin abt.

artisans are just soo annoyin.funny thing is most of them would be bigger and better in terms of business volume if only they clean up their acts a little.God'll help us sha.

blame it on d booze