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U4unique:
So that is the only thing bothering you?

Does it bother you as well?

Erickthewreck:
Hmmmm..
Are you going to fůck the azz?

We fück the azz as well, bruh.

Benita27:
Hmm!, she should approach him at her peril. But again what will she say?, "excuse me, i noticed you smile at me so i just needed to know if you're interested cos have been crushing on you?"...guys see such girls as cheap.

You've always advocated against girls who make the first move so I'm not surprised. Its not always as bad as you imagine. Lemmie give you a tip, my bro is getting married to a pretty endowed doctor and guess what? Right! She did the approaching! My bro had long told me how much he likes her but can't come around to approaching her cos he feels she must be hooked Going by the fact that shes very pretty and quite successful, being a doctor n all.

Now they getting married cos she made the move one Sunday, after church.

Benita27:
He should man up and approach if truly he's as interested as she's. Beside, a tiny smile doesn't mean anything.

Guys don't steal glances and smile just for nothing.
Trust me, I know.

Dicksonpal:
TrapLORD:
You don't even know howta go about things like these..
You gotta make it sound believable by getting info about
me first. Or don't tell me you see through binary codes
and data subs? No wonder you haven't been able to pass JAMB till now

©Synzu (January 2016)

I'm almost out of the 20's league and I still haven't boned Rukky Sanda

Benita27:
If any dude that smiles at her is interested but shy to approach then she'll do lot of approaching and end up getting bleeped and dumped.

Lol, babe give the girl a break, she obviously likes the guy and there are probably other reasons (aside the smiles) why she thinks the guy is into her. She should just meet him half way and have him complete it since he's shy and all.

Bahddo:
lol. Of course. She has to be curvy , but the only way I can overlook a less than average face is if she's super brainy.

She cannot be ugly and dull and be for keeps, even with all the curves on earth. Smash and pass things.

Yeah, we are back to square one - the face matters at all.

That's the diff btw us, the beauty of diversity. I would even marry a pretty hoochie mama who's dumb. Not that I'm saying I won't rather have them smart but to me, intelligence is just a +. I'm NOT sapiosexual, but you are.

What I need in a mate is a pretty face and most importantly, a banging physique. I wanna see my wife when she's 50 and still have the hots for her. My brain and intelligence can cater for both of us.

Homefinders:
I'm talking about a guy whom I have talked to only a couple of times. He looks at me, and when we make eye contact, he smiles. Does this mean he wants me to approach again? He's kind of shy, by the way.

Don't listen to benita, dude likes you. Approach him.

Bahddo:
agreed. I still prefer looking at a pretty face while banging the sexy body.

Aha! Now that depends on your own definition of a "sexy body". Mine has to have a perfectly rounded ass with thick hips. Since I'm bringing a lot to the table, she has to be up to par as well.

Now we back to square one.

Bahddo:
no. Most pussies can't either. All trembling and stuff barely 1hr into the business.

A pretty face can't make a dick errect either bruh

Smallpastor:
am nt young na remeber i am 20

At 20, I only seeked the face of God.

Bahddo:
It's technically possible though. Face_fuck.

Can her face take a 2hr beating?

EmperorTech:
Heheheehehehe, I guess its all part of romance section fun, so let's enjoy it.

A great entertainer he is though..

I used to find him annoying, these days, I find him amusing.

EmperorTech:
hahahahahahahahaha, he has been bursted!

No mind that boy.

Softorgasm:
in the realm of the spirit, by this time means different things but it will happen this year.

Oga, take several seats backward.

Bumbae1:
Ok hun, drive safely oh ..
Just with the lads catching up

Seeing...

Softorgasm:
what i meant was 2017 and not January, let us watch and see.

Your "prophecy" was made on the 13 of Jan last year, and you stated clearly that "by this time" I will father a girl child. Oga you owe me a girl child o



Just incase you try to switch the truth:

EmperorTech:
Hahahahaahahaha, nor be your hand I for learn?

Una nor dey sabi learn beta thing from my hand

Softorgasm:
search mylordship

https://www.nairaland.com/2863297/experience-super-natural#41950145

Good: Its Jan 31, 2017 and i aint a father yet. Abi she don get belle come hide am from me? Ayam not understanding o

EmperorTech:
Do I still have a chance of marrying my crush, Zahra Buhari Indimi?

Oboy u just dey switch accts like say na boxers

Softorgasm:
I said this year, not last year..

Not true, which one of your accts did you use, make I dig out that comment.

Softorgasm:
prophecy prophecy prophecy..
drop a post and i will prophecy for you.. (I'm serious)
I'm really serous, if you want to know about your tomorrow, then drop a post and let me shock you.

You said i'd be a father at the end of august 2016 , that was last year bruh.

Watapun?

Bumbae1:
Lol my bro its a no Jare .. u see as i just they laugh like mehn keep gassing them
Wt u doing here early anyway

Oh well, I think I know why OP opened the thread then.

Today ended quite slowly, was stress filled at first though.. I'm getting gas at a station now, will go eat, then go home.

DuchessDee:
it's good to have a female troll here... Don't chase her away

Lol, I'm team mamagee!

richommie:


UK dis. . .UK dat.

I can't hear word again



#YOLO

Odogwu!

Bumbae1 , yes? No??

DuchessDee:

onyeezeigbo:
BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON HOSPITAL
Dear Naijerians
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival na. I was at za foint of death when I heard that za whole kwuontry is jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi.
I even heard that afostle Suleman said that Christians should kee my cows and my herdsmen, you fiful should tell that afostle that ip anything hafens to my cows, I will pinish him o.
Por those of you saying that ayam not pighting kwaraption because I cleared Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu and Babachir of kwaraption like a clearing agent, I want to tell you something, they say "show me your prends and I will tell you who you are" so ip I declare all my forlitical prends kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam not wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my farty, za All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a farty por saints, kwarapt fiful cannot be pound in my farty or guberment.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za National Assembly that ayam not coming back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they should allow His Seselency, Za Pice Fresident op za pedral lipublik of Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending when ayam back.
Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe in my guberment, Isha Allah change will begin with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage a frotest against my guberment, all I can say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za pive girls he infregnated.
Signed:
Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR
©2017

LOL .

oilyqueen:
I

I don't really have a story behind my moniker.

I just wrote what came to my mind

Nice.. ur moniker rang a bell, so I had to ask.

oilyqueen:
yes

Oily Queen, what's the story behind ur moniker?

agbonkamen:
you haff wicked oo

Lol, I'm just blunt, mami.