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Romance › Re: Is There Really No Perfect Husband? by mastermaestro(m): 11:44am On Aug 18, 2016
There is not perfect person, but there is something called Perfect Match. Think it out! If you find your perfect match, your relationship will become the envy of your world.
Politics › Re: Drug Scarcity Hits Aso Rock Clinic Despite N3.87 Billion Budget by mastermaestro(m): 8:11am On Aug 18, 2016
Buhari gets his treatment abroad. To him, Osibanjo and other staff should manage whatever the clinic provides.

Please stop disturbing Bhuhari, his doctors are in London.

Romance › Re: Its High Time I Leave Her by mastermaestro(m): 10:55pm On Aug 17, 2016
undecided You went through her phone, right? First step to heartbreak. Some things are better left secret. Every relationship remains open to dissolution until the dowry is paid and received. You want her to break all ties for you that one girl could entice away tomorrow.

Wake up, you aren't married to her yet!

Romance › Re: Why You Should Stop Using Your Smartphone In The Dark by mastermaestro(m): 10:49pm On Aug 17, 2016
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newsphase:
From the speculation that phones might cause cancer, now there is a new serious condition your smartphone can put you in.

Two women went temporarily blind from constantly checking their phones in the dark, say doctors who are now alerting others to the unusual phenomenon.

The women complained of recurring episodes of temporary vision loss for up to 15 minutes. They were subjected to variety of medical exams, MRI scans and heart tests. Yet doctors couldn't find anything wrong with them to explain the problem.

Read full article http://www.newsphases.com/2016/06/smartphone-dark-blindness.html
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Final warning!

Romance › Re: Pls Help!!! Im in love by mastermaestro(m): 10:45pm On Aug 17, 2016
annnikky:
Plz am not a broda ooo undecided
Brother!

Romance › Re: Pls Help!!! Im in love by mastermaestro(m): 10:44pm On Aug 17, 2016
shegzyvic:
Hello friends, im in love with my mother inlaw nd i dont know who to seeƙ advice cos it seems shameful. im revealing dis cos my identity is unƙnown. brotherly advice pls.
Receive morals!

Romance › Re: Bien-Aime Baraza Rejects Kiss From Ellah Namtumbwe (Photos) by mastermaestro(m): 10:25pm On Aug 17, 2016
Where is the news here? A man simply avoided a kiss of death. undecided Too many demon-controlled perverts on the prowl. Flee, people, flee!

Politics › Re: Breaking News: Niger Delta Avengers Changes Tone, Says Ready To Talk With FG by mastermaestro(m): 7:21pm On Aug 17, 2016
plainol:
Some people somewhere have now seen they are not that special. Diversification is working.
They can fucking drink their oyel.
Grow up! It was the babyish heraldry of infants like you that misled Buhari, and ultimately culminated in the economic labyrinth we find ourselves today.

Take your baby syrup...

Politics › Re: Breaking News: Niger Delta Avengers Changes Tone, Says Ready To Talk With FG by mastermaestro(m): 7:19pm On Aug 17, 2016
Peace is all we need. Power has dropped drastically in the past few weeks. I hope Buhari doesn't listen his herd of sycophants who sang him to this current unpleasant economic state. undecided
Family › Re: My Wife Is Sleeping With Our Pastor, Has Two Children With Other Men by mastermaestro(m): 7:12pm On Aug 17, 2016
A marriage between two liars. They both have got baggage pulling back the union. They match in lies. I do not believe either of them.

Most of you small-brained saw nothing there other than to gloat about the involvement a pastor that was accused without any tangible proof. Get well soon!

Politics › Re: Budget Padding: Court Asks Jubrin To Prove Urgency Of Suits by mastermaestro(m): 1:31pm On Aug 17, 2016
Poor Jibrin turned whistleblower, deceived by his hero's farcical anti-corruption war, will regret his foolishness and blind faith in Buhari's fictitious integrity. Now he's been left to swim against the tide all alone. Buhari's attack agencies are eerily indifferent, unmoved by Jibrin's cry for help. grin Trust Buhari at your own peril; he has never been in control. Those who witnessed '84 would enlighten you more. grin

You wonder why Dogara has brazenly defended his actions, very cocksure that the case against him is a headless snake. grin Now Abang has been invited to the party. A judicial Esau who needs only a spoon of porridge to deliver your bidding. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Throwback: Adeboye, Oyedepo And Wale Oke 29 Years Ago by mastermaestro(m): 1:28pm On Aug 17, 2016
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neweraomo:
The business men in suit, money is good. Pastors and titte business
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Romance › Re: : She Was A Virgin, So I Used Goya Virgin by mastermaestro(m): 12:40am On Aug 17, 2016
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Frankpromise04:
Then, the patient dog eats the fattest bone. I guess the patient dawg now gets a virgin biaatch.
When i was still a student I met a girl and we dated for three years without sekx. she claimed to be a virgin that she won’t deflower till she reaches 20 years of age. I felt very sad when she told me this and wanted to quit the relationship but I informed one of my niggas who told me not 2 quit. He advised that i find another girl on the side to have sekx with.
Long story short, she clocked 20 last year. That day I felt like I won a #20million from Nairabet. I asked her that day and she said no and invited me to her house the next day. I reached her home and sat on a plastic chair while she laid on the bed. We chatted for about twenty minutes while i was also watching porn on my phone. She stood up to look for something and I noticed that she was at my back.
Immediately I saw her, I drew her closer and we started kissing for up to thirty minutes. The next thing she said to me that she wanted to suck my d!ck. I was shocked out of my senses and without wasting one single second, i pulled off my trouser and boxer. mehn… dis girl is a natural when it comes to blow jobs.
After sucking my d!ck, I tore her pant (walahi) and tried putting my d!ck in her p*ssy but it won’t go inside. May God Forgive me, I asked her for oil and she gave me Goya oil. I rubbed it and poured some on her p*ssy. I put the d!ck in her p*ssy and started going in slow slow then I forced it in and she screamed. I put her pant in her mouth and bleeped her that day without mercy. Ever since then, she kept coming.lol
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Crime › Re: Man Charged To Court For Carrying Charm In Lagos by mastermaestro(m): 11:01pm On Aug 16, 2016
Mynd44:
The other charges should hold but possesion of charms? What if they met a bible there? Will they charge him for being in possession of a "criminal Bible"?

Nonesense
Why are you comparing the Holy Bible to charms?

Crime › Re: Man Charged To Court For Carrying Charm In Lagos by mastermaestro(m): 10:59pm On Aug 16, 2016
cold:
Please don't even get me started

Crime › Re: Man Charged To Court For Carrying Charm In Lagos by mastermaestro(m): 10:53pm On Aug 16, 2016
Charged with possession of charms that obviously didn't work?

Christianity Etc › Re: How Pastors Have Sex With Members - Olukoya by mastermaestro(m): 3:40pm On Aug 16, 2016
Only those who do not know that false prophets and antichrists are everywhere already would be surprised. It's no news anymore. I only pity miracle desperados.

Politics › Re: Pdp Convention:hon Ladi Adebutu Arrives River State In Company Of Miscreants by mastermaestro(m): 2:16pm On Aug 16, 2016
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Osehnetworld:
dnt tell me u r ds cheap to bliv ds rubbish
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Don't tell me you live in Pluto. Roadside version always turns out to be the authentic news. Learn fast!

Politics › Re: Ondo APC Party Secretariat Locked Over Imposition Of Candidates by mastermaestro(m): 1:38pm On Aug 16, 2016
Bolustic:
Don't know why Tinubu is like a nightmare to some people.
Shhhhhh..

Christianity Etc › Re: Pls Help! I'm In A Religious Dilemma (I Don't Know Where I Stand Religious Wise) by mastermaestro(m): 1:01pm On Aug 16, 2016
WebSurfer:
Flog that seun guy very well, with this






If he ban me, i wee deal with him grin grin
Nice one bro. grin

Politics › Re: Ondo APC Party Secretariat Locked Over Imposition Of Candidates by mastermaestro(m): 12:34pm On Aug 16, 2016
Tinubu wants to pocket Ondo too like Lagos. grin He will meet his waterloo for sure.

Tinubu and greed are like Buhari and confusion.

Sports › Re: Dalung Sends Two U-23 Players And Three Officials Back To Nigeria by mastermaestro(m): 12:31pm On Aug 16, 2016
Olympic padding grin.


Nigeria is an unorganized unserious entity.

Politics › Re: FG Sacks 23 Warders & Suspends 11 Others Due To Recent Prison Break by mastermaestro(m): 11:31am On Aug 16, 2016
undecided Didn't they deny that there was neither a prison break nor escape of prisoners?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pls Help! I'm In A Religious Dilemma (I Don't Know Where I Stand Religious Wise) by mastermaestro(m): 11:24am On Aug 16, 2016
Seun:
Sorry about the loss of your parents. There's no good evidence for the existence of God. We must rely on ourselves and each other to succeed. There's no need to waste your time trying to cultivate a relationship with, or to totally submit to, a person whose existence is unverifiable.
undecided

This will convince you!

Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen attacked Godogodo Village, Kaduna, Killed 6 Farmers.. by mastermaestro(m): 11:20am On Aug 16, 2016
When will Buhari tame his foot soldiers?

Politics › Re: El-rufai Was Part Of Nigeria’s Problem – Shehu Sani by mastermaestro(m): 8:51am On Aug 16, 2016
blackpanda:
Shehu should shut up. He is nothing but a leech and an opportunist. Sen Sani has contributed zero to national devt so he shld be quiet. Everytin we r enjoying in abuja today was done by El rufai. He is a ruthless technocrat.

Politics › Re: El-rufai Was Part Of Nigeria’s Problem – Shehu Sani by mastermaestro(m): 8:44am On Aug 16, 2016
Sani, El Rufai's nightmare. But the minions are coming for you.

Politics › Re: Budget Padding -Why Is Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila Silent? by mastermaestro(m): 11:45pm On Aug 15, 2016
undecided
Politics › Re: Apc Godwin Obaseki The Most Careless Nigeria by mastermaestro(m): 11:36pm On Aug 15, 2016
Naija, theatre of absurdities! Well since their saviour got elected having only nepa bill, it is only fair that Obaseki be accorded the same goodwill. undecided

Phones › Re: "Burial Was Fun" See What A Girl Posted On Facebook {pic} by mastermaestro(m): 11:34pm On Aug 15, 2016
lovelygurl:
Don't worry when u die we will rejoice
undecided

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