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Lol
Which news I won break?
Wetin I wan go dey sit down for him office for?
He will not even see me in his office in the first place.
With $700 million in my aza, I go call am for phone, send am on an errand sef

Massiveglory:
Happy birthday to oga AA.

Peter obi, we miss you. The country miss you and datti.
Tinubu and him people done destroy the land patapata.
No direction, no knowledge ,no plan, no hope.

Useless agbado people.

Laighing in Spanish

AllDModsAreMaad:
Afi confidence!

Lungdick:
dem don learn business from UK, USA, and canada.

Uk especially. They want to collect their share from our japa crew.

ablejesus26:
As in imagine a daft fellow calling people illiterate bcus they subscribe to DSTV

Werey pko for here sha

ajebuter:
Werey

Moon tales!

seborrhic:
Funniest post of the year.
To download a movie in HD you will need about 2-3G.That's about 1k data to download a single movie.
To watch live football in HD you spent at least 1k for data!
If you do that daily for a month,just downloading one movie and watching football,you end up spending at least 45k.You have not added watching other things o!
Some of you people want to sound smart,but end up sounding so f oolish.
It's like the st you'd argument people make that why pay say 20-30k a month for "NEPA" light that is not 24hours,why not just be using Generator..If u use your gen just the few hours in the night you must buy at least 1k if not 2k fuel.30days is 30k that you can't use to iron clothes,put on your freezer regularly or use hot plate and electric cooker.
Arguments without sitting down to use commonsense to calculate the relative cost and benefits!!

ablejesus26:
You are actually the illiterate here.

Having a TV with Dstv,Gotv is a necessity to some homes especially those who have kids.

Does this make them illiterates?

Did they tell you they are not aware that you can watch anything on the internet??

Just open mouth waaaaaaahhhhh anyhow.

Shey the guy offend you before?

I think it's high time these people packed their loads and leave with their wack channels. What kind of nonsense is this Biko?

whytediamond:
One day Naija player go win Ballon D'Or! Aje.

Kikikiki

Yamleg:
Oloriburuku ashiere ni cr7. Na Jesus go punish am.

Wetin the guy do you? Your moniker though

ABBEYONEWORLD:
The blender is very good

I am considering buying 1. How long have you been using yours?

naijapikin2:
A. SIMP-le sex room

This guy has taken simping to a new record level.

Even females are angry at the level will smith has reached in simplicity...

His new name is


SIMI

Taylor94:
Na everyday una dey repair this una bridge wey Tinubu built to Dubai standard


Hope say no be south south oil money una dey take fix this rubbish every year


Parasites

K33fK0zaRt:
I'm in lag. I can be trustworthy. Can I reach out please

Sure, go ahead.

LegallyBlunt:
As much as it's a startup, kindly increase the pay. 4hrs daily spent on a video to earn 30k a month doesn't bode well for everybody.

That is the amount the company can afford for now.
We can't give what we don't have.
Thanks

Kobojunkie:
At 47, he not only needs a good job but a side project or gig as well. Many of his mates are out there trying to solve real life problems while his focus seems to be entirely only solving the twitching of the extra meat between his legs.

Omo, the guy is just one funny dude

MASTERMIND04:
Hello. If you are living around Ologuneru - Eleyele, Ibadan, you have a laptop and 30k is not too small for you monthly.
Just 2 people needed. Kindly reach out to me, let's talk.
Don't bother to reach out if you are not living in this area or have a laptop.
Thanks.

So guys, this job is still very much available.
It is actually an Edtech start up and we need audiovisual contents to upload to our website.

We are just 2 doing the videos and we have about a thousand plus contents to do that's why we need people to join us so we can move fast.

The reason why I wanted people from Ologuneru-Eleyele was because of training, but now I have done a video on how the audiovisual contents can be done with a software called doodly.

Once you indicate interest, I will send you the video to watch and then give you a minute video to work on before you start working.

It's a remote job so you can do it anywhere and anytime.

It's actually not a difficult task. It takes about 4 hours to do a video. Just give me 1 video everyday. You can decide to do it anytime. I just need one video from you everyday. 6 videos weekly and 24 videos every month.

Like I said earlier, it is a start up so we don't really have much to pay. It is 30k monthly.

If you are interested, send me a mail @talbametroromanroof@gmail.com

Thank you.

Over hyped footballer.

englishmart:
Laughing from Chicago state University's main campus

Ha, our president's alma mater.

Supremos:
Meanwhile, Nigerian Government is calling for de-escalation and outright ceasefire.

Who will listen to president Tinubu?. 😂😂😂

Chai, you are wicked

Wait, shey my eyes dey pain me ni?
4:1 ke?
Who would have thought Newcastle would draw the match let alone winning?

Interesting

dontrulee:
Na to chop food and press phone at the same time ooo. I no dey enjoy cold food

Lol

dontrulee:
Childish.
If you press your phone, I press mine too

And you guys keep pressing phone till the food you ordered gets cold

Taylor92:
I didn’t even know they were protesting


Ghanaians make una no vex Abeg at least God bless una with better president


Country wey their president no dey lick microphone no know wetin God do for them


As we speak to you people now our president dey mechanic for France where them lift him two legs up carry screw driver dey loose anus

Only those who are not serious will believe this man has a certificate somewhere.
For those that are reasonable, there is no way you will have a certificate and not bring it out for people to see.
I have not seen this kind of thing in my life.
Why will you have a certificate and not be proud to show it to people?
Come on, not all Nigerians are fools.
It makes no sense arguing over this back and forth.
He has no certificate.
That's why dollar is 1k plus and everything jagajaga in just 3 months o.
A square peg in a round hole.
Useless leaders, useless followers.

Wether there is lights on or off I sleep.
I prefer to sleep with the lights on but if there is no light, I still sleep.

100k or don't even bother.
Will they even pay?
Crazy people.

Small pikin

garriAndsugar:
That seal get luck.. I for roast am use drink garri.