₦airaland Forum

Mrfixiit:
Ordinary Seychelles ? Chai! The drug dealer in Aso rock caused it. It shall never be well with those who support that old vegetable

Shokoloko:
I cannot prove this for Chicago state university, so you are right.
Edit: Actually I retract my "you are right statement". I said that because I was not able to prove then that Southwest college was Chicago State university. In fact they are two totally different institutions.
Now I am able to prove that a female B.A.T studied at Southwest college and a male B.A.T continued the female's education and transferred her credits over to Chicago State university. (only God knows how possible it is to have switched genders so long ago)

Zxcvbnmghtr:
They should please release him to the general public. We want to tell him something.

taylor88:
Tinubu should be crushed first


It irks my body whenever I read fighting corruption and Tinubu in same sentence


There’s no arm or department of government that Tinubu never stole or embezzled money

This Frog is 100% Criminal personified in all ramifications

And he’ll open mouth and say crush, man wey no get muscle to crush fresh egg

McStoic:
Tinubu portrait will go down as the most ugly presidential portrait in Nigeria history

Afonjacrusder:
Go with your voter’s card and evidence that you voted for Tinubu I promise they will sell to you for 65 naira a liter.

publicenemy:
I'm not interested in going to heaven abeg... The criterias are too hard, I can't come and kill myself ...
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Don't fornicate
Don't adultery
Don't drink alcohol
Don't this don't that....
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If I miss heaven I will chill out with my other niggas in hell abeg... I go dey sip beer and Suya for hellfire Make una dey eat mango and banana for heaven...

Moneywirer:
Seun don dey hustle hard o..... Google ads just dey pop up for FP anyhow these days.


I'll never forget how one lady tried to open the door and jump out while I was teaching her.
It was an automatic car, we were practicing on this field near their house. I instructed her on what to do, so we switched seats. The moment she turned on the ignition, and put the gear on D, the car moved forward, she mistook the accelerator for the brakes. Then the car was very close to some guys playing football on the field.....boom, her hands started reaching for the door


Well, She later learnt, now she drives from the East to the west.
Whenever I see her driving, I feel this sense of pride and joy that I taught her well.

Oizee:
lol, when I was learning, I almost ended in a ditch, my instructor was busy saying match break match break, I remember telling him that I can't find my leg o.
It was a very frightening experience. I always laugh whenever I remember that particular episode.

turmacs:
My own case is that I was the one being taught how to drive. I begged my boyfriend to teach me how to drive for ages. Until one day he decided to have faith in me and teach, that was the first time and almost the last time I would enter the driving seat of a car long story short, I ended up ramming his rear bumper into another parked car. He had to pay for both his damaged car and the other person's. Omo, he did not talk to me almost 2 weeks any food I cook he will tell me he doesn't have appetite. Only me know what I went through that period before he got over it

taylor89:
Exactly my brother

Pete is supposed to summersault for Horrny of Ife

After summersaulting Pete will enter kitchen and fry egg for him

Pete even try sef to give him three hands shake of a titled man

If na me I go claw am Vikings handshake

MetroLane:
This same drug money wey one man use become President.

One drug dealer's jail term is another drug dealer's presidency term.

Benjaniblinks:
When other continent dey break scientific records Africa Na big nyrsh and food record dem dey break .
Na who do us

Rubyjade:
Joel resigned from his job as a Branch manager and relocated. #japa

The early days abroad were quite tough; he faced the typical challenge of acclamatizing with a new environment-the weather, and issues of job-searching and finding one's way around town. Being that he traveled alone, he eventually managed to settle down on time and got over some of the initial issues. But he remained jobless.

After a few months of not finding a job and running out of cash, he started facing threats of eviction as he was unable to meet up with the payment for his rent.

Now desperate, he called up a friend back in Nigeria who gave him the contact of his (friend's) cousin who happened to be doing quite well in the same area where Joel was staying.

With a huge sense of relief, he contacted his friend's cousin, Dami, who invited him over to stay temporarily with him pending when he is able to sort out a new accommodation.

Joel arrived at the address and knocked on the door. When it was opened, he stood face to face with the last person he would have ever imagined - Kenneth!!!!

In his shock, he managed to say hello and asked to see Dami. Kenneth smiled, "I am Dami. My family prefers to call my native name Damilare instead of my English name, Kenneth.....', he said.

At that point, Joel dropped his head as the memories of how he ill-treated, frustrated, insulted and bullied Kenneth as a junior banking officer 7 years back in the same organisation they had worked together flooded his mind. He felt so ashamed of himself; he knew he had been a toxic leader.

What should Joel do?

If you were Kenneth what would you do? Let him into your apartment and retaliate? Tell him, "sorry, can't accept you into my apartment" and let him suffer with no money & a place to stay?

If you were in Kenneth's shoes, will you treat him back the way he had treated you in Naija or will you simply let him in with your #churchmind?

I believe people's responses to this story will help send a lesson to LEADERS on "Who knows tomorrow"..... Let's treat people RIGHT always..... The table might turn tomorrow, who knows.

Let's show LOVE in LEADING.....

Looking forward to reading your responses .....

Being a while...... Happy New Month

Pipefitter:
I'm sure you would have loved to be in the news for something positive too, but..... See where you found yourself...lol

Aonkuuse:
I will pocket my $100, who they epp

ednut1:
Titanic is not the only ship that has sunk abi na sank. What is the obsession with this particular ship na

garriAndsugar:
Take him to a farm to work for 50years

Absuchat:

Nice one by the Nigeria police force.


Seun must feed on watery beans for 4 more days

heartbraker:
I will rather use the money carry olosoho or 2odds than waste ham ontop this rubbish

WesternPanzer:
See the scrab a Nigerian wants 900k for.

A 23 years specimen that should be sent to the junk yard for crushing.

So car wen oyinbo dog for done poo inside and a nigerian abused for over 23 years is what someone wants to sell 900? Wahala dey oo.

Anyone that buys this car above 300,000 should be investigated for mental sickness.

Danisaint112:
They decided to handcuff him to prevent him from further slapping (the temptation of slapping) that will lead him into more bigger problem. The guy looks like an agbero.

Like someone rightly said dem suppose arrest the barber join. 😁

DiscoverID:
You sounded so dumb. Even my dog was shaking his head at you. Pathetic!