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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Kiss Flower by masterpiecer(m): 1:28pm On Feb 11, 2013
unbelievable shocked, never seen a girl with succulent looking lips as this shocked
RomanceRe: Must Your Boyfriend Be Your Valentine? by masterpiecer(m): 12:13pm On Feb 10, 2013
Idowuogbo: Jupiter! Take to me to dat promised land. cheesy
emmm...em, by statistical logistics, Yaba is closer compare to Jupiter, n cheaper too.
moreover, i dont trust the kind of ewedu they sell over there, e fit no draw well embarassed
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction [2013 Edition] - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine by masterpiecer(m): 11:44am On Feb 10, 2013
gree-die:
one is greedie, d oda is gree-die. thank you!
you will be my val?
abeg gree 4 me na
RomanceRe: Must Your Boyfriend Be Your Valentine? by masterpiecer(m): 11:31am On Feb 10, 2013
Idowuogbo: Location pls.... kiss
anywhere of ur humble choice grin
RomanceRe: Must Your Boyfriend Be Your Valentine? by masterpiecer(m): 11:16am On Feb 10, 2013
Idowuogbo: No so double dating dey start o! Next u no, ur promiscuous traits starts waving hello. For u to think am sef, ur puntash don dream am. Gal, d tin dey do u zim zim? Buy vibr@tor joor! U and "IT" can have a candle light dinner packed wiv all sort of romantica dey la am a loner activities. For reals tho, engage ur brain! No sharp guy will val a vulnerable girl without slotting his hard-drive inside ur domain wen u've finished d menu menu part.Who doesn't like d after party? undecided
Idowuo abeg 4get OP, i'm sure she haf started doing val wit 1 of d guys, i want me n u to do our own too
RomanceRe: Wife Donates A Kidney To Her Husband For Valentine's Day by masterpiecer(m): 10:37am On Feb 10, 2013
black_beau: Now.that's a real Valentine present.
u seem to have abandon ur val thread, u cause pandemonium and fled, y na?
RomanceRe: Must Your Boyfriend Be Your Valentine? by masterpiecer(m): 10:31am On Feb 10, 2013
kandiikane: Yes, Valentine day is a day for Love. Every kind of love. Give you mom or dad or brother, sister a present, take them out for dinner.
Kandii, i'm pretty sure u do not understand OP's ?tion
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction [2013 Edition] - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine by masterpiecer(m): 10:26am On Feb 10, 2013
cry cry cry
RomanceRe: Must Your Boyfriend Be Your Valentine? by masterpiecer(m): 9:09am On Feb 10, 2013
yeye4live: Am spendin my Val wit my 2 nasty male friends, despite being a guy n I love dat wela
sounds gay to me undecided
RomanceRe: Must Your Boyfriend Be Your Valentine? by masterpiecer(m): 9:07am On Feb 10, 2013
@black beau
if you find out that your bf is having another girl as his val, how would you sincerely react to that?
RomanceRe: Wife Donates A Kidney To Her Husband For Valentine's Day by masterpiecer(m): 6:22am On Feb 10, 2013
The guy dare not break her heart o, cos if he does, she will ask 4 her kidney back undecided
RomanceRe: Must Your Boyfriend Be Your Valentine? by masterpiecer(m): 5:55pm On Feb 09, 2013
no, but na clap dem take dey enter dance

he asked u to b his val, u accept, to do wat? (to celebrate love together)
he buys u a gift, u accept, cos of wat? (he cares)
u went on a date on val's day, u r not suppose to discuss aerodynamics cos its val's day, so u discussed love, u lol at his jokes, cos of wat? (emotions r creeping in)
he drives u home to ur place after d date, u both hug,(but longer than normal), he ask to give u a peck...(sometin has started already, although u did not plan it).

so my advice is, look for another way to celebrate ur val honey.
i'm at work, my girl friend is at school, we cant see on vals day, but we encourage ourselves of future vals to come dat we would spend together
Poems For ReviewRe: Poems That Tell A Story... by masterpiecer(m): 8:52am On Feb 09, 2013
amberacious: The Ugly Beauty


When she was born she was named Mabel
But in her neighbourhood she was known as Jezebel
People say her way of life earned her this label
Because at every law of modesty she would always rebel


She was just a girl but she was on fire
Whenever she was on the street, boys could not but admire
She possessed what the greedy men desire
If only she knew that beauty fades and hers will soon expire


She used her beauty as decoy
To lure every greedy man and lusting boy
She broke many homes, destroying their source of joy
She was a master player that dealt with her victim as mere toy


Recently i met with Mr Shina her ex
Who will forever remember what she took from him just for sex
He lost his marriage, his job and duplex
And his simple life turned complicated and complex


At age eighteen, she should have being a mother of seven
But all these gifts of union she heartlessly sent back to heaven
Soon her cup became full with sins unforgiven
Nemesis chose it was time to make even.


She didn't know this abortion will be her last
She fought to stay alive but it was her life against the ones she killed in the past
In the end she was banished to the land of the dead as an outcast
Though I knew her time was running out, i didn't know it would be this fast.
-AMBERACIOUS POEMS
http://amberacious./2012/11/22/the-ugly-beauty/
this is an excellent poem, kudos bro.
'But all these gifts of union she heartlessly sent back to heaven'...i'm in love with this line
Poems For ReviewRe: Poems That Tell A Story... by masterpiecer(m): 3:58pm On Feb 08, 2013
TAKING TURNS

The clock ticked tocked with a stammering crawl
Time is slowly unfair to those who wait
Wednesdays and Saturdays' times are fond of doing this to her.
Today is saturday, the market day, thus the new orange gown she is now wearing...
anyway, in a minute's time it would be time, that special time: 7:45...pm.

The last time was wednesday,
she had waited through satuday, so she can't waited any longer
it is beacause she is the 3rd, if she was the 1st, Sunday would have been included
if the days of the week was up to eight, a third day would have been included
if the the time had moved faster, by now..., only if the ifs were in her favour.

She had took time to prepare his favourite; banga soup and starch, 'his' is Deltan
fresh fish and prawns, components of her banga soup, filled the ewere(earthen plate), thanks to market day
she will present it first, the banga soup
she will even kneel while 'his' consume the delicacy, 'his' is very traditional
but she do not mind, she is already on her way, its 07:45pm.

The door was supposed to be left ajar, so she can push it open
but the door was not left ajar, it was always let ajar, why is today different?
It wouldn't cost anything to knock, except for the tray of banga soup and starch on her hand
she carefully layed it down but with an extra rather instintive care;
she cannot afford to spill the content of the product of her effort, not this eleventh hour.

There was no response to her first ra ta ta
so she went for a second and seconds past before she rained a third,
'Chief'!, 'Chief'!!, that is what she calls 'his'
'hold on, wait a minute, i'm coming', that was chief
the door opens ajar, the way it should have initially been, but chief was standing by it.

'Did you forget today is my turn'?
but without a word chief turned inside
cured of her few seconds blindenes she realises he is wearing no pants
'Chieeeeeeef' the voice of another woman echoed, the sole reason her turn was turned down
chief had just taken a fourth wife.
FoodRe: P. Square Popcorn Not From P.square by masterpiecer(m): 10:49am On Feb 08, 2013
igbsam: Hahahahahaha...I laugh in p.square's voice (iyeiyeiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
[size=20pt]o boy na pikin b dat? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked[/size]
Graphics/Video MarketRe: For The Love Of Art by masterpiecer(m): 6:54am On Feb 08, 2013
fellis: Masterpiecer if you see this kindly reply my mail. I just want to know what part of town you get your art supplies.
Thanx a bunch.
I buy supplies from Benin, although i reside in Warri, the name of the supplier is AB ARTWORLD, somewhere at upper mission road in benin city, they have outlets around the country, if you reside in lagos, i can give u their lagos address or contact phone number.

@topic
will post my work soon
Poems For ReviewRe: Poems That Tell A Story... by masterpiecer(m): 6:47am On Feb 08, 2013
centje: EXPERIENCE

On the crossbar she sat herself;
With broken hand for medical care.
On the road rifle at the ready was held;
Soldiers stentorian orders were blared.
Like a child rent from the mother;
With a start sidled up to the father.
Everybody there was downcast;
I thought the die was the cast.

For the charred jeep by the road;
Villagers were chased like rogues.
Lined in tremor,patches and rags;
With impunity frisked to pants.
Willy-nilly in two trailer trucks.
A Hobson's choice to make tracks.
Through the lonely bushy pastures;
We went down the dreary campus.

Officer goggled at all and sundry;
The batmen behind followed as a duty.
With many in a slum that stank;
I thought that life was at stake.
Barred for three without a draught;
But for seven hunger dropped.
There's more to the event of seventy;
Than meets the eye of the unconcerned.

Red-alert for the worst yet to come;
Immediate release was then the command.
From the prison as dirty as pigs;
From the heavens our dirts were washed.
For years,she was out of sight,out of mind;
But to us unknown that God has planned.

My late dad.


https://www.nairaland.com/1188930/loving-memory-him
@centje,
ur dad was a wonderful poet, (*pays tribute*), i could see the picture and feel the emotions, sorry about him though, i'm sure you are so proud of him
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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs. Burkina Faso -- Your Predictions. by masterpiecer(m): 4:37pm On Feb 07, 2013
do not underestimate Burkina, their play against ghana was tight, we have to put up a good fight and even at that i don't see the goal margine being heavy
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans This Valentines? by masterpiecer(m): 2:17pm On Feb 07, 2013
Idowuogbo: Emmm.. D usual na! I go chop banana till I go yo. wink
really?,
is he buying u bananas 4 valentine?
awwwwwww
how sweet cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh With And Without Make Up(pictures) by masterpiecer(m): 1:49pm On Feb 07, 2013
Keneking: Na cigar make her lips be like that....her eyes be like tortoise pickin.
If i suffer any complications due to excessive loling, i must sue nairaland. What is d meaning of d bolded? grin
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans This Valentines? by masterpiecer(m): 11:24am On Feb 07, 2013
for me it has always been like dis:

she is @ school, i'm @ work embarassed
she schools in a different state, i wrok off shorescry
terrible routine for the sixth time angry
damn damn damn... angry
Poems For ReviewRe: Poems That Tell A Story... by masterpiecer(m): 9:45am On Feb 07, 2013
signing in...hope i aint late
Christianity EtcRe: Explain This Mystery: A Dead Man Sent A Stranger To Deliver A Bag by masterpiecer(m): 6:32am On Feb 06, 2013
frosbel: what is a ghost ?
A ghost is a willi-willi grin
TravelRe: Nigerians In Diaspora: What Do You Miss Most About Home? by masterpiecer(op): 11:13am On Jan 30, 2013
jidewin: yep!!! Those taste well nourishing food are to me more preferable to mcdonalds,kfc,hmmmm ppl here surprise me.how can u be eating bread and fried irish potato togetherhuh Na so i open mouth o.
Yeah, african foods r more hot n spicy, dats y I can kill for dem, instead of stuffing myself wit high cholesterol junk, I'd rather go wit boli n nuts or palm oil, that's also a snack too
FashionRe: Woman With The Longest Hair(pictures) by masterpiecer(m): 5:11pm On Jan 28, 2013
My X1: But that look very Demonic.
do demons have long hair?
FashionRe: Woman With The Longest Hair(pictures) by masterpiecer(m): 5:09pm On Jan 28, 2013
that lady should not come anywhere close to naija girls axis, cos she will certainly go back bald grin
RomanceRe: 10 Things About Love by masterpiecer(m): 4:55pm On Jan 28, 2013
KINGwax: Una still dey there? keep hypin urself. U think love exists?
Honestly av never been heartbroken cos in ma philosophy of livin, the only love which exists is in john 3:16, all other na fake!!!?
Embrace it aat ur peril.
For the while, i'll be at the nairaland peppersoup joint. Dnt ask me where e be
bros abeg where the nairaland peppersoup joint dey, i like join you up abeg
TravelRe: Nigerians In Diaspora: What Do You Miss Most About Home? by masterpiecer(op): 2:14pm On Jan 28, 2013
jidewin: 1.Yam flour (amala) and bean soup (gbegiri) with lots of assorted meats.
2.Pounded yam with ofe owerri soup
3.Isi ewu and Harp lager (nice combo)
4.Suya (ojigbi jigbi)
5.My family.
Besides this ,nuffin else.
mmmm, dats a whole to be missing, naija dishes na bomb, if i ever leave home, i guess that what i would miss first wink, but i'm so patriotic, still on naija things wink
Graphics/Video MarketRe: For The Love Of Art by masterpiecer(m): 7:44am On Jan 27, 2013
centje: Firestar and masterpiecer please inform us when you're done,january is already running out!!
sorry guys, i've been alil busy with work, but i will be out on rotation dis week, sorry 4 d delay, working on mine already...
FamilyRe: Black Man And White Woman Have 4 Children And They Are All Different by masterpiecer(m): 6:02pm On Jan 26, 2013
jidegirl12: The guy is not that black either so that explains the kids colour .... I love the girl's wavy hair smiley
he his black by genes and british by birth, so he is naturally black
FamilyRe: Black Man And White Woman Have 4 Children And They Are All Different by masterpiecer(m): 5:32pm On Jan 26, 2013
i just love this family combination, the last child vindicates the wife of the white child mystery

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