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unbelievable |
Idowuogbo: Jupiter! Take to me to dat promised land.emmm...em, by statistical logistics, Yaba is closer compare to Jupiter, n cheaper too. moreover, i dont trust the kind of ewedu they sell over there, e fit no draw well ![]() |
gree-die:you will be my val? abeg gree 4 me na |
Idowuogbo: Location pls....anywhere of ur humble choice ![]() |
Idowuogbo: No so double dating dey start o! Next u no, ur promiscuous traits starts waving hello. For u to think am sef, ur puntash don dream am. Gal, d tin dey do u zim zim? Buy vibr@tor joor! U and "IT" can have a candle light dinner packed wiv all sort of romantica dey la am a loner activities. For reals tho, engage ur brain! No sharp guy will val a vulnerable girl without slotting his hard-drive inside ur domain wen u've finished d menu menu part.Who doesn't like d after party?Idowuo abeg 4get OP, i'm sure she haf started doing val wit 1 of d guys, i want me n u to do our own too |
black_beau: Now.that's a real Valentine present.u seem to have abandon ur val thread, u cause pandemonium and fled, y na? |
kandiikane: Yes, Valentine day is a day for Love. Every kind of love. Give you mom or dad or brother, sister a present, take them out for dinner.Kandii, i'm pretty sure u do not understand OP's ?tion |
yeye4live: Am spendin my Val wit my 2 nasty male friends, despite being a guy n I love dat welasounds gay to me ![]() |
@black beau if you find out that your bf is having another girl as his val, how would you sincerely react to that? |
The guy dare not break her heart o, cos if he does, she will ask 4 her kidney back ![]() |
no, but na clap dem take dey enter dance he asked u to b his val, u accept, to do wat? (to celebrate love together) he buys u a gift, u accept, cos of wat? (he cares) u went on a date on val's day, u r not suppose to discuss aerodynamics cos its val's day, so u discussed love, u lol at his jokes, cos of wat? (emotions r creeping in) he drives u home to ur place after d date, u both hug,(but longer than normal), he ask to give u a peck...(sometin has started already, although u did not plan it). so my advice is, look for another way to celebrate ur val honey. i'm at work, my girl friend is at school, we cant see on vals day, but we encourage ourselves of future vals to come dat we would spend together |
amberacious: The Ugly Beautythis is an excellent poem, kudos bro. 'But all these gifts of union she heartlessly sent back to heaven'...i'm in love with this line |
TAKING TURNS The clock ticked tocked with a stammering crawl Time is slowly unfair to those who wait Wednesdays and Saturdays' times are fond of doing this to her. Today is saturday, the market day, thus the new orange gown she is now wearing... anyway, in a minute's time it would be time, that special time: 7:45...pm. The last time was wednesday, she had waited through satuday, so she can't waited any longer it is beacause she is the 3rd, if she was the 1st, Sunday would have been included if the days of the week was up to eight, a third day would have been included if the the time had moved faster, by now..., only if the ifs were in her favour. She had took time to prepare his favourite; banga soup and starch, 'his' is Deltan fresh fish and prawns, components of her banga soup, filled the ewere(earthen plate), thanks to market day she will present it first, the banga soup she will even kneel while 'his' consume the delicacy, 'his' is very traditional but she do not mind, she is already on her way, its 07:45pm. The door was supposed to be left ajar, so she can push it open but the door was not left ajar, it was always let ajar, why is today different? It wouldn't cost anything to knock, except for the tray of banga soup and starch on her hand she carefully layed it down but with an extra rather instintive care; she cannot afford to spill the content of the product of her effort, not this eleventh hour. There was no response to her first ra ta ta so she went for a second and seconds past before she rained a third, 'Chief'!, 'Chief'!!, that is what she calls 'his' 'hold on, wait a minute, i'm coming', that was chief the door opens ajar, the way it should have initially been, but chief was standing by it. 'Did you forget today is my turn'? but without a word chief turned inside cured of her few seconds blindenes she realises he is wearing no pants 'Chieeeeeeef' the voice of another woman echoed, the sole reason her turn was turned down chief had just taken a fourth wife. |
igbsam: Hahahahahaha...I laugh in p.square's voice (iyeiyeiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)[size=20pt]o boy na pikin b dat? |
fellis: Masterpiecer if you see this kindly reply my mail. I just want to know what part of town you get your art supplies.I buy supplies from Benin, although i reside in Warri, the name of the supplier is AB ARTWORLD, somewhere at upper mission road in benin city, they have outlets around the country, if you reside in lagos, i can give u their lagos address or contact phone number. @topic will post my work soon |
centje: EXPERIENCE@centje, ur dad was a wonderful poet, (*pays tribute*), i could see the picture and feel the emotions, sorry about him though, i'm sure you are so proud of him |
do not underestimate Burkina, their play against ghana was tight, we have to put up a good fight and even at that i don't see the goal margine being heavy |
Idowuogbo: Emmm.. D usual na! I go chop banana till I go yo.really?, is he buying u bananas 4 valentine? awwwwwww how sweet ![]() |
Keneking: Na cigar make her lips be like that....her eyes be like tortoise pickin.If i suffer any complications due to excessive loling, i must sue nairaland. What is d meaning of d bolded? ![]() |
for me it has always been like dis: she is @ school, i'm @ work ![]() she schools in a different state, i wrok off shores terrible routine for the sixth time ![]() damn damn damn... ![]() |
signing in...hope i aint late |
frosbel: what is a ghost ?A ghost is a willi-willi ![]() |
jidewin: yep!!! Those taste well nourishing food are to me more preferable to mcdonalds,kfc,hmmmm ppl here surprise me.how can u be eating bread and fried irish potato togetherYeah, african foods r more hot n spicy, dats y I can kill for dem, instead of stuffing myself wit high cholesterol junk, I'd rather go wit boli n nuts or palm oil, that's also a snack too |
My X1: But that look very Demonic.do demons have long hair? |
that lady should not come anywhere close to naija ![]() |
KINGwax: Una still dey there? keep hypin urself. U think love exists?bros abeg where the nairaland peppersoup joint dey, i like join you up abeg |
jidewin: 1.Yam flour (amala) and bean soup (gbegiri) with lots of assorted meats.mmmm, dats a whole to be missing, naija dishes na bomb, if i ever leave home, i guess that what i would miss first , but i'm so patriotic, still on naija things ![]() |
centje: Firestar and masterpiecer please inform us when you're done,january is already running out!!sorry guys, i've been alil busy with work, but i will be out on rotation dis week, sorry 4 d delay, working on mine already... |
jidegirl12: The guy is not that black either so that explains the kids colour .... I love the girl's wavy hairhe his black by genes and british by birth, so he is naturally black |
i just love this family combination, the last child vindicates the wife of the white child mystery |
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Na so i open mouth o.