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Her frown when i 1st met my baby, she use to put up a frown n busy wit her fone, then i wil try to make silly jokes just to make her laugh, until i gradually got her attention n we started talking.... Dat was 6yrs back, now we r best pals ![]() |
kandiikane: When I saw the title I thought it was an old guy. Wow! So young so rich. It shall be well kandii.it shall only be well when you sistas start recognizing we young, handsome and potential billionaires here on NL ![]() |
991: you obviously won't know the wicked if you see one----my opinion already gat 8likes & counting, what 've u gat ---Kid!see him month like 8likes n counting, mtcheeeeew, so dat 1 now na acheivement abi? ![]() Peter is prolly buying his 8th car and counting while u r here bragging over likes olodo ![]() |
Greatest Of All Time, this dude earn that title, i grew up listening to all his work of literature way back from his 1st album 'Illmatic', it pains me to see that nowadays hip hop has lost its lyrical content to alota ills, no wonder Nas himself said it- 'hip hop is dead'. Damn! how i miss those days |
razznaija: Piano sef dey for the house, let him chop him money very well after all he worked hard for it.babe ur eyes sharp o, how did u manage to notice d grand piano, one would think its a table since the string box is closed |
Humm... Living lavi la loqua |
fellis: wow, you are really putting your back into this thing.lmao @ fowl scratch, funny enough, even 'fowl scratch' can be classified as art as long as it is defined |
Mix feelings; 1st is rage, on tthe sight that you car got scratched and that would make spend some money on repair. But after that come the feeling of great affection that your kids realise how much you mean to them and they wanted to let you know but as children would always be michievious, they showed in a rather awkward but most odd way. Damn d car, its got a price but their affection is priceless |
Y is her car stiring wheel on the right? Is she naija? |
Julieccentric: You guys forgot to mention this Edo state lousy guy that speaks grammer without effecting change..what's that name again?patrick O...pls someone in the house should help me complete it ;Do |
All of una wey dey get crush as young as 2,3,5,7... Una don spoil finish anyway sha, mine was when i was still a fetus , u need to see d way i was tripping over dis fetus chick in my mummy's friend belly, menhhhh d chick set die ![]() |
centje: The Master himself,i see youlol, bro i'm good o, i've been contemplating on what meduim to make my work with, hadnt stil concluded yet but i hope to soon |
My girlfriend of 6yrs still gives me d chills like she is a new 'catch' whenever we r together cant even imagine my life without her, if i were to have a second life time, i wil stil go after her, 4ever even seem short to spend with her |
doctorbabs: . when u w ent for the test, what d doctor write on ur result to know if u are positive or negative. thanlsthat's about some 3yrs ago, cant vividly remember in details but there was a column where HIV status was printed with 2 check boxes; one indicating +ive and d other -ive, the check box with the '-ive' was ticked and there was also a column for hepatitis B and some others i cant remember. |
Sleakid, y did u ask us to send our verses to ur email address when yuo know you wouldnt be posting them here for us to see , its been too long already and i will like to consider that as an act of plagiarism ![]() |
Mrs.Chima:dunno what verion of the holy bible you are reffering to but i just read the verses you quoted (Eph 5: 20-29), still didnt find anywhere it was stated that husbands should be submisive to their wives , or r u trying to create ur own version of the holy bible? |
Mrs.Chima:dunno what verion of the holy bible you are reffering to but i just read the verses you quoted (Eph 5: 20-29) |
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I have come to realise that we africans or nigerians per say tend to live a routine life style; go tru school to get a degree, get a career and go into d labour market working 9 - 5 monday tru friday, go to church on sundays or mosque on fridays as the case may be, this circles goes on n on tru out a life time with little or no changes, but something i learn from the whites especially my colleagues at my work place is dat the things that we africans take too trivial and less important is what they will never joke with, like having a barbeque on weekend, cycling after work hours(not minding their age or status) and lots more. There are a few things that i have found very interesting and i dont joke with dem, there are playing basketball, cycling, skating, fishing(just for fun, wit a fishing rod), painting, swimming and going to picnic with my baby ... Whatever makes me happy, i will always create time for it cos at the end of life we will see that its d little tins dat really matter most afterall, variety they say is the spice of life, so always look for ways to spice up life and you will see life is so much fun than you ever thought.Cheers ![]() |
Mrs.Chima:precisely what book n chapter madam? ![]() |
kulyie: There's something my mom told me and i wont forget it.she said you are too educated,exposed and beautiful to marry a traditional man.they wont bring out the best in you,they will make you subservient to them,they will reduce you to properties of their own and you wont have a life of your own.you will only live and aspire for them.marry a friend,a companion and confidant not a ruler,a domineering man oregocentric man which is associated with traditional men.many of them even have violent tendencies and will have their way through violence.mind you my mom is married and not just married,she has been happily married some thirty something years back.anyway what is good for a might be repulsive to b,as for me o,i cant marry a traditional man.even the educated ones are not different from the way mechanics,tailors,drivers and gateman will think.their school of thought judging from what i've studied about them,a mans problem is his wifes problem too,a wife's problem is her own problem and buisness.she doesnt have an opinion a voice and a say.she is suseptible to violence and threat at any time.some ladies may like traditional men o,thats their cup of tea,but for me o and people around me i know of,they cant marry traditional men.i remember mumsi also saying the ladies that will find traditional men ok with them are illiterates,semi illiterates,sales girls,house girls,janitors and messengers because they know next to nothing and they believe whatever their husby says is final.fortunatly for me,i am blessed my parents are still alive and together,myu r such a terrible writer. Aaarrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhh ![]() |
pDude: Hahahahahahaha! They all look daftSince u couldn't read d part dat says they from benin rep. before stup,iidly replying, now ask urself who's daft , u should give urself a very hot slap ![]() |
geekinthelead: Boring..Entertaain urself by dancing gangnam style. Mtceeeeewwww ![]() |
centje: Lol...beync, it's simple. Just send your pic...wowwww!, centje, ur bro is tyt, i like his approach, it seem more like an acrylic style. Did he study? cos i see hes got a professional approach. great job |
WinnieDPooh: So sad....*Off topic* Thanks Seun for helping me change my NL username. Happy New Yearfunny enuff i still remember ur previous handle, stil wondering how u came up with such handle sha |
Symphony007: Things like this really warms mt heart and makes me wanna be a parent. Though that's decades away.. |
Symphony007: Things like this really warms mt heart and makes me wanna be a parent. Though that's decades away. ![]() |
Billyonaire: Body language on the pictures tell me the Manager is a slowpoke and is the initiator of the wahala.there is an adage in my place that says that the continous cry of a chicken does not make you know when its hurt, ballo may not b cause of d matter but fingers would always point at him cos of d kind of character he has |
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freecocoa: Happy new year to you but the way you people reason shocks me.It shocks u cos we reason in very high voltage ![]() |
ogugua88: Please o, while we're at it, calculate the girl's age, height, and the appropriate length of shorts she should be wearing. Do not give me general "at her knees" length o. Be specific so this ashi-in-the-making no eff up again. 7.25-inch shorts? 9.82-inches? Make I know na. I have a junior sis myself. Don't want her going out with 8.629-inch shorts when the appropriate length for her age and height is actually 9.01-inches. ogugua88: Thank you jare.Ogugua, y u dey contradicting urself ,r u 4 or against? |
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olodo
, u need to see d way i was tripping over dis fetus chick in my mummy's friend belly, menhhhh d chick set die
, or r u trying to create ur own version of the holy bible?
... Whatever makes me happy, i will always create time for it cos at the end of life we will see that its d little tins dat really matter most afterall, variety they say is the spice of life, so always look for ways to spice up life and you will see life is so much fun than you ever thought.