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EducationRe: 20 OOU Students Hospitalized Following A Stampede, Ahead Of A Test by Mateen1000: 11:04pm On Aug 29, 2019
Please How does someone faint
It may sound funny but like seriously I don’t know how
Like won’t they know they are becoming uncomfortable or what, Like howhuh
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Slays In Bikini Photos by Mateen1000: 10:34pm On Aug 29, 2019
Regina and Front page

HealthRe: Newborn Baby With His Intestines Outside His Body In Cross River (Disturbing Pix by Mateen1000: 5:55pm On Aug 29, 2019
greatme2good:
Oh Lord.... Can it be corrected surgically?
I doubt it if this can be rectified
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tacha Kneels Down To Apologise To Biggie by Mateen1000: 7:51am On Aug 29, 2019
BBN news and Front Page

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Rides Bicycle With Friends On The Street Of Lagos (Photos) by Mateen1000: 8:28pm On Aug 28, 2019
Can’t believe this guy will be 30 nxt year
Nigga is not even ageing at all
CrimeRe: See How A Man Brutalised A Lady That Has Gone Viral (Graphic Photos) by Mateen1000: 2:44pm On Aug 28, 2019
MY NEWEST MEME grin grin
My mind dey tell me say this girl no dey caution her mouth towards the Nigga, Badman Shift am for am grin

HealthRe: 18 Ways Your Phone Is Ruining Your Health by Mateen1000: 2:27pm On Aug 28, 2019
Fear of Not being with my phone
And the sleep issue is my main problem now
I have a bit of some other points too tho
CrimeRe: The Message A FUNAAB Student Received After Her Phone Got Stolen by Mateen1000: 9:40am On Aug 28, 2019
KINGJAJA888:
Lol grin U sure say u don repent wink
Tey tey, All this things Na over 5yrs ago grin
Man don change Tey Tey, Thank God
CrimeRe: The Message A FUNAAB Student Received After Her Phone Got Stolen by Mateen1000: 11:27pm On Aug 27, 2019
KINGJAJA888:
Lol grin U know say I make 400k doing that shit for my 200 Level. grin Guys con dey Wonder where I dey get money wey I dey lavish anyhow like that grin cheesy IF u see as I dey change latest phones dat year ehn. My guys dey see me as big boy. Dem no know say na wetin I been dey do grin cheesy
I swear bro, Me I turn phone dealer for that 3yrs they do phone transactions up and down, Phone con surplus for my hand that time, I pity those victims I swear, But nobody pity me self wen den do am for me 5 different time. But man don change now sha

SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike Close To Joining Westerlo by Mateen1000: 10:16pm On Aug 27, 2019
Skmoda360:
Me sef I see am ..... grin
grin

SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike Close To Joining Westerlo by Mateen1000: 10:11pm On Aug 27, 2019
But this Guy Head Big sha, Chai grin grin

CrimeRe: The Message A FUNAAB Student Received After Her Phone Got Stolen by Mateen1000: 5:19pm On Aug 27, 2019
KINGJAJA888:
Are u serious? Dis is exactly the same thing that happens in my Uni too during exams. Boys go just they monitor U if u go put any better thing for bag grin I Use to do it sha.but I've changed. Abeg gist me.. cheesy
Na same thing bro, Me sef do am from 300L till I graduate, Cos me self loose guard gan For my 100L and 200L, dey do am for me steady, Funaabite boys Na baddest
CrimeRe: The Message A FUNAAB Student Received After Her Phone Got Stolen by Mateen1000: 8:41am On Aug 27, 2019
I was a funnabite and I can relate
All those bags dropped outside during test and exams because phone and bags are not allowed in.
Person go just go there go carry am as if na u get am
Offload good things wey dey dere, go dump the bag for toilet grin grin

RomanceRe: Cheat On Me I Will Slice Your Dick Like Onions, Eat It With Pepsi- Sexy Oge (Pix by Mateen1000: 12:00am On Aug 27, 2019
Is this One a human being

CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Dating Princess Shyngle, Dumps Stefflon Don (Rumours) by Mateen1000: 11:57pm On Aug 26, 2019
How can you leave Canada to stay in Togo
How can you dump a Venza and be riding Keke Napep

CrimeRe: EFCC Nab 33 Suspected Yahoo Boys In Owerri (Photo) by Mateen1000: 10:17pm On Aug 26, 2019
What most Nigerians supporting Efcc doesn’t know is that the FG is just using Efcc to Launder money back to Government Pocket, Do you think all the huge amount of money and Properties (Car, Laptops, Phones e.t.c) they recover from these boys are given back to the victim or are they sharing it with the masses, No it’s all going to their Pocket, This people hate to see successful youth, that’s why they mostly consider every youth doing well as a fraudster, Some Nigerians are just so ignorant
BusinessRe: Nigerian Lady Breaks Her Piggy Bank by Mateen1000: 10:01pm On Aug 26, 2019
Which daily income work she dey do if no be Olosho
Na dem, We sabi dem grin grin

TravelRe: Man Caught Romancing A Lady On Airplane, People Fear Plane May Crash by Mateen1000: 9:40pm On Aug 26, 2019
shogsman:
This us public disturbance, the airline should take legal actions against them.
To fly them back to where they are coming from or which legal action exactly

CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Bobrisky: You Can Never Look As Beautiful As Adesua Etomi by Mateen1000: 9:28pm On Aug 26, 2019
Felixamos:
Lol.. Permission to copy your meme
Permission granted grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Bobrisky: You Can Never Look As Beautiful As Adesua Etomi by Mateen1000: 9:27pm On Aug 26, 2019
Felixamos:
Lol.. Permission to copy your meme
Permission granted grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Bobrisky: You Can Never Look As Beautiful As Adesua Etomi by Mateen1000: 2:52pm On Aug 26, 2019
dovelike:
She is very overrated. Social media made me dislike her because of that. Have you seen the likes of chika ike, Tonto or even her best friend Chidinma? Those are beauties. The lady is just there...there.
You may be right Because u dislike her
But she’s not overrated at all
Those you mentioned are not prettier that her.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Bobrisky: You Can Never Look As Beautiful As Adesua Etomi by Mateen1000: 2:30pm On Aug 26, 2019
Davash222:
Adesua is over rated though.
Tell me a prettier actress at her Age

CelebritiesRe: Actresses Are Prostitutes - Binta Mogaji Slams New Generation Actresses by Mateen1000: 10:59pm On Aug 24, 2019
tokarlee07:
pained. yes they are prostitutes but who choose to re-invest to make cash better... your own generation rather waste money on buying ankara and traveeling to london for a party .. abeg shif ome side ma
I’m not disappointed
Upcoming Hoelosho
See as pesin reason like Cockroach #Smh

BusinessRe: Dangote's $13b Generator Arrives In Nigeria, Femi Otedola Witnesses The Arrival by Mateen1000: 9:32pm On Aug 23, 2019
duni04:
The $13billion is reference to the entire sum spent on the refinery. Not the generator.
Stop analyzing what is not
It’s obvious a mistake
His net worth sef no reach that amount
BusinessRe: Dangote's $13b Generator Arrives In Nigeria, Femi Otedola Witnesses The Arrival by Mateen1000: 9:30pm On Aug 23, 2019
BafanaBafana:
I think the OP meant 13 billion naira I don't think any generator is worth that amount
You are thinking what I’m thinking
It can’t be 13billion dollar
Maybe Otedola sef made mistake in his post
TravelRe: Tipper Crushes Legs Of A Soldier Riding Motorcycle In Abeokuta(photos) by Mateen1000: 3:31pm On Aug 23, 2019
Kingosytex:
Those army officers shouldn't transfer the aggression to the innocent civilians there. They are very good at that.


I wish the injured soldier a quick recovery.
Injured ke, Are u kidney me undecided

RomanceRe: Dwarf Model, Fatima, Dances With Lady She Is Taller Than On Street Of London by Mateen1000: 6:59pm On Aug 21, 2019
Mo ku ooo grin
Nothing wey Musa no dey see 4 gate

CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Bambam In Glamour In New Beautiful Photo by Mateen1000: 2:10am On Aug 19, 2019
grandstar:
Being in the limelight can be a curse.

Bambam is doing everything possible to stay relevant. She's a slave to the world (1 John 2:15-17) and that load is heavy

Should we allow the world to burden us unnecessarily (Read Matthew 11:28-30, Hebrews 12:1)

I saw a lady yesterday. I won't call her an olosho but she had rich men chase her when she was young. The lady is humble. She later married a rich man's son. Her late father in law owns a tank farm. I'm sure she thought it would be happily ever after!

The lady I saw yesterday looked rather horrible with her unnaturally light skin battered with too much cream. She looked stressed and unhappy.

It was as if her husband's wealth was not flowing down her way and that is if the husband any was truly rich. His late dad was the moneybag and can't say whether he left piles of debt for his children.

Or perhaps, her husband wasn't ready to spend hard earned money recklessly. Whatever was the case, I wouldn't wish my sister's be in her shoes.
Are u normal?

CrimeRe: Man Dies After Having Sex With Fiancée In Ebonyi by Mateen1000: 2:19pm On Aug 17, 2019
Hmmmn, I’m suspecting Magun a.k.a Don’t Climb

CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Covers Genevieve Magazine In Cleavage-Baring Outfit by Mateen1000: 11:07pm On Aug 16, 2019
All time Most Successful Olosho in Nigeria (GOAT)

SportsRe: How To Do A Bicycle Kick On The Pitch: Ronaldo, Zlatan & Best Overhead Goals by Mateen1000: 3:17pm On Aug 16, 2019
ossaisly:
YOU CAN ONLY KICK THE BALL AS IT DEMANDS, NOTHING LIKE HOW TO DO A BIKE KICK
Bro you sabi play Ball joorh
There is no logic to it at all
It depends on how the ball is coming
HealthRe: Interesting Fun Facts About The Human Body by Mateen1000: 10:28pm On Aug 13, 2019
KingUg:
That's for the enlightenment but I disagree with the number of times a human blink a minute.... I don't blink up to 5 times a minute I hardly blink unless something wants to enter my eyes that's when I blink, I think that depends on individuals
Bro, Blinking is an involuntary action, Most times you don’t know and Count

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